AYYYY

>>670490869
suck my dick lmaos

"allahu akhbar"

at least im not being f***** by niglets

FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>670490869
where the ayylmao wimin at?

>Be gentle with the probe

>>670490869
Please please please give me space travel tech thats all i ever wanted.

>>670491041
Got any potent alien weed

ayyy lmao

>>670491205
Maa nigga

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*start sobbing*

>>670490869
Ayyyy I wanna believe.

>>670491174
And also maybe sexy alien babes.

Lube me up.

>>670490869
ravioli ravioli

Ethiopia?

AYY SUCK MY DICK LMAO PLS

>>670491379
give me the probeuoli

I'll buy more peanut butter this afternoon!
Now go back to bed!

do you like trailer park boys?

>>670490869
You some ugly mo'fukas

*Sudden shocked scream*

Nice to meet you guys! Please don't hurt me!

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Ayy Lmao

mmmm anal probe

"Please use your technology to wipe niggers off the face of the earth"

>>670490869
Vote for Trump,

"Finally I can come home again."

>>670491041
Why did you censor yourself you fucking niglet?

>>670490869
Goddammit, not again

>>670490869
All you niggers look the same.

>>670490869
I already probed myself come back later.

FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS

. . . . fuck . . .

Ging Gang Gond De Do Gong Da Laga Raga

damn daniel

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probe me in my tight little ass daddy

>>670490869
ayy lmao

>>670490869
did my arm transplantation went all good?

>inarticulate scream of initial horror that slowly morphs into a howl of rage and hatred

YOU BASTARDS AGAIN!?! YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN' DEAD!

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MILLENIALS ARE GRAY INVADERS

BE WARY OF DISCORD IN HUMANITY

Good thing I lubed my ass before I went bed

hi

Hi Alans

>>670490869
Mind my pronouns.

>>670491379
What's in the pocketoli

O kurwa

shieeeeeet

>>670491527
Autist detected

>>670490869
guys, you finally came back for me

>My shitter is sealed

>>670490869
bend over th4e table we can either do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.o i see you like it the hard way. get your fine ass over here. im a booty warrior!

>>670492075
Wow what a faggy answer.

I want to know the secret of the life, show me the universe.

>>670491624
Underrated post

Probably hit the bong too hard

>>670490869
quack quack

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>>670490869
Dad!

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>>670490869
You are now breathing manually...

>>670490869
Y'all look like a bunch of albino niggers.
Wanna go get some late night taco bell and fuck some bar skanks on this heep?

>>670490938

The only correct answer

>>670491861
WE'RE FULL

YOU CAN CRASH ON THE MOON IF YOU WANT

Fuck off space niggers

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Got no chance, lads. Iv got a shite so large blocking that hole, whome ever pulls it out would be crowned king of fucking Asgard.

of course...

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>>670490869
top kyle

>>670490869
Hah! Jokes on you! I love things shoved up my ass.

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What the fuck are you?

Please no anal probeing....

>>670490869

23 skiddo

Mulder was right !

Hitler did nothing wrong

That was one awes trip

Dudes, that was one hell of a trip

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>>670490869
Welcome to earff!

>>670490869
ayy lmao

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>>670493209

Nice meme

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>>670490869
Take me with you, destroy earth.

Thanks.

>>670490869
"Oh come on, human shaped aliens are so unrealistic!"

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>>670490869
at least you guys didn't probe me......right?

*does lucid dreaming reality checks*

On failure of checks (in dream):
*proceeds to masturbate with alien tentacles and orifices*

On success of checks (reality):
*imitates alien so they think I intellect*

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>670490869
Kurva!

But why male models?

>At least it ain't niggers

>>670491207
>>670490938
AYYYYYYYYYY!

An SNL skit that is actually funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

>>670490869
Fucking white people

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>>670490869
Where are the Reptilians? I want someone to speak.

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>>670498292
Word

>>670490869
M'lady *tips fedora*

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>>670490869
"FOURCHAAAAAAAAN!"

>>670490869
"HOLY SHIT"

OP got 69

At least you guys aren't niggers... again

>>670491900

Basically this.

Looking around. Accept fate.

"Fuck."

>>670490869
can I brush my teeth

>>670490869
REAPERS

>>670490869
The fuck y'all looking at?!

>>670490869
Straight outta compton

"I have two cats that I take care of. Surely watching over two of your earth offspring guarantees me an anal probe, right?"

>>670490869
I don't think that was weed

>>670490869
Tuesday already?

Ayyy lmao do exist

>>670491472
>Underrated

>>670496962
this

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Ayyyy lmao

>>670500366
nice

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>>670490869
_"\_ I am of communication of state government language of California of nation of United States. I am private of United States Air Force. (I prefer/ask/communicate of so of travel ta embassy of nation of United States.?) _/"_
and so I am of mercy/compassion of human so I am of communication of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.

I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ and I am of communication/answer/reply:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of words of anything/everything/eachthing of human of slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles. _/]_:-_ _/"_:-_ .

I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life/now so I am of communication of text of:_"-\_ pic of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ .
_/---------"_:-_

XL-size probe please!

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>>670500366
ayyy cheked

Fuck off Space Niggers

*start jacking off*

"I cum in peace"

>>670490869
100 for each. 200 to cum inside

>>670490869
nigga what happened to my game

>>670490869
Im ready

>>670490869
motherfuckers

>>670490938
AYY LMAO

>>670496407
This. After knocking the cunts out

>>670490869
im ready, take me with you

>>670490869
The fuck are you niggers doing in ky house?

>>670490869
Damn it not again.

>>670490869
Do that again.

Ayy lmao

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pic of living creature. the creature of ears (ear of pointed at top of ear) are genetic.

>>670490869
"The shape of your heads makes it look like you have Male Pattern Baldness, Also I thought you people weren't supposed to have noses.

When do the sex experiments start?"

>>670490869
Where's the bathroom?

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>>670490869
Shit the bed again.

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>>670490869
What the fuck are you doing, disgusting Greys?

>>670490869
sick brah we going to jupiter

You thought this was the real Quaid?

>>670503767
It is!

>>670490938
>/thread
ayy lmao

>>670490869
why is my butt sore?

Takes another hit

>>670490869
> fuck off, space niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want

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>>670490869
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

SOMALIENS!

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>>670490869
calling all space niggas

>>670491503
Got any space weed?

Ayy Lmaoo

>>670490869
Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

>>670490869
Fucking space niggers

>>670490869
I am a cuckold for bbc

Why don't you all just take a seat over there

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>>670490869
"you again?"

LOOKS LIKE HITLER DID NOTHING RIGHT.

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>>670491432
undr rated

>>670490869
did i break through?

>>670490869
There is no god but the commander , and Bradford is his profit. VIGILO CONFIDO KILL ALL SNEK TERRA AKBAR!

>>670490869
gee bill, two weiners?

>>670490869
No Homo?

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>>670502844
_"\_ the creature of ears (ear of pointed of top of ear) since of genetics. _/"_

>>670490869
Take me to your memer

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>>670502844
we can keep her head with these great ears while face fucking nice!

>>670490869
Are you my 75 virgins?

back the fuck off?!

>>670490869
Somebody once told me

I would stare in disbelief, at least until the probing started, then i'd freak the fuck out.

>>670508244
the world was macaroni

Ayyy lmao

Ẉ̨̬̼̖̣̟̰́͜ͅT̶̶̥̯̹͕̝͢F͈̝̫̞̣͓ ͙̩̦̪͍͖͖̼̕M̨̨̫͎͎A͈̝͈̼͕̟͝N̻̫̕.̭͔̣̦͕̲ ̵̵̦̝̦̻T̬̲̞͜H͎̮̬̬̥͞I̬͓͚̤͍̪S̡̻̖̜͉̬̖̮͈͝ ͍͕W̶͎͈̞̦̘͉A̞̬̣̱̰͉̺̕̕S̴̯̳̞̜̤͔̕ ͟҉̠̟͙̼̼̣T͎͕͢͡H̱͕͕͇͕͢Ȩ̷̣͉̟̀ ̴͓̟̳Ẁ̹͇̭̬̲͕̱͉͜O̳̤͎̗͔͖͢͝Ŗ̜̘̘͖̯̀Ś̛͍̲͍̗̲̣̘̦͡T̤̪̩͕̟͔̫̀͝͡ ̴̛̖͎̰͔̭͎͎͕̀T͓̣̲͙R̟̯̩̝͝Ì҉̢̙ͅP̛̤̖͍̼͜ ̠̣̝͎̀͞D͏̗̫̻̱̯̬̀U̶̫̰͇̠̙͈̣͎Ḑ̛̟͍͉̬͖̘͈ͅE̲̬̯̠̤͉̭͜!͜҉̣͖̥̪͉̫͈͇̼ ̮̬̫͓̣D̼̹͖̥͎̠͎I͍̪̺D̢̤͈̦͈͖̳̩̱͝ ̷͙͍̖̀͘Y̶̡͍̰O̵͎̱͘U̸̧̢̝͕͔͓̝̟̱ ̝̬͎͍̝͚̻̕Ţ̸̧̞̤̖̼̰̼͓̖ͅO̮͎̬̜̜̜̥̻Ṳ͓͇̬͙C͍̼H̵͏͎̘̞̪ ̨͉̩̮̗͟͡M̥͈̞͝Y̢̨̻̪͙͓ ̼̻͔̮́͢͝B̷̢͖̟U͚̱̭͍͜T̖̤͈͓̖̗̳͎̕͜ͅṰ̷͖̦̭̮͔?̷̮͕͚̯̭̘̖ͅͅ ͍͙̝̟̟͔̼̕Y̧̠͈͘Ó̶̘ͅƯ̬̠͙̘̬͝ͅ ̷̳̫̖͉͉̜̻̕ͅA͜͢͏̱̮͙̣͇̰͉̜L̳̝̙̕S̹͕̤͍̦̟̱͟O͍͙͠ ̴͚͇Ļ̸͔̣̬̣͈̟͖͘O̻͉͇͚͔͙͕Ś̥̫̻Ṱ̪ ̢̛̻̱̥̦̖̞T̰̖̝̩̤͈͉H̳̘̗͍͡E͕̘͡͝ ̕҉̻̹̙͚̘͍̙͓ͅĢ͉͈͓͚̹̱̤̠A̵̷̴͕̖̰̺͍̬̭̲Ṃ̷̭̠͖̘̳̮͘͡E̷̮͕̪̼̬͍͙̩͝͡

>>670491861
>>670493971
Underrated

'sup fuckers ?

Hahaha! Fear not aliens I am your friend!! Call me Praxor the Long! For I have a very long genital! Please let me see your girl aliens so I can give them my genital! Hahaha! Then take me back to earth to kill everyone who was mean to me! Thank you alien thank you hahaha!

>>670490869
Lemme call xcom

>>670490869
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

>>670490869
You can crash on the moon space niggers.

>>670490938
Fucking this
/Thread

>>670490869
My dick smells like cheese but I showered this morning
I scrubbed, and scrubbed, I don't even have foreskin
How did I get dick cheese?

>>670490869
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

>>670504052
This 100%

>give me the suck

>>670508857
autism...

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>670490869
Don't wake me up honey , let me sleep 5 more minutes , please !
Wait what ?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh !
Not the anal probe Nooooo!
Oh , so the probing part was an urban legend and you want me to make love to a gorgeus alien blonde so you can help her species regain genetic diversity ( they got almost wipoed out because of genoid wars ) .Ok I'll help ! You guys aren't that bad after all !

>>670490869

"you know, an mri would teach you more about anatomy than an assplug."

that nigger and that white girl are not dating.

someone us have actual working eyes

If shes old enough to pee then shes old enough for me

Ha! I'm tainted meat!

>>670509497
kek

>>670490869
"I'm going to fight so damn hard"

I would scream something incoherently. Maybe it means "go fuck yourself" in their language.

>>670490869
"which one of you cunts are taking the cum shot?"

>>670510099
dubbbbbbz winz

"So are those like... sunglasses or are they your actual eyes?"

"you can take you thumb out of may ass any time now, carmine."

>>670490869
Ayy lmao

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>>670490869
oh please lord not the fucking ass

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>>670490869
now before you ask, i have been tested for hiv, you're fucked.

>>670490869
who brought the lube ?

>>670491638
Because kids might read my post.

>>670512320
Kids shouldn't even be here you overprotective cuck.

Please tell me the anal probe is coming. It's coming soon right?

>>670497522
Dubs confirm this answar is best answar

>>670500467
I so badly want to understand this pasta

>>670492075
holy fuck you're gay and lame

>>670509423
kek

>>670490869
round 2 fight!

FUCK, someone owes me money

>>670509663
"It wont be as easy as it is in the movies"

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>>670490869
AYY LMAO

How are you today ?

ok can i wake up now... Pls?

>>670492075
I refuse to believe you're at least 18 years old. If you are, good fucking god kill yourself.

Wtf did i drink

>>670490938
ayy lmao

>>670491472
Im laughing at the popeyes drive through

>>670490869
Is this how I lose my anal virginity?

>>670490869
i am too high

>faps

>>670490869
Ayy lmao

>>670490869
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

What did I do last night?

>>670490869
"Thank you for taking me away from that shit hole of a planet!"

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>>670515998

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>>670507894
>>670491014

We wuz kings

>>670490869
Hi qts

don't put me to sleep during the probing.