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>>670490747
Why are people like this allowed to bread? or for that part even allowed to live?
One of these... 1/3
>>670491208
2/3
>>670491259
>>670491305
It just gets better.
>>670491601
Oh man, she's a fucking goldmine!
>>670491797
This rabbit hole is long and hairy.
>>670491974
Fuck those burritos.
Stumbled on her scoping
bumping
>>670492105
Poor thing.
Fedoras are cringe because they choose to be.
This girl can't help her condition.
I mean I still cringe when I look at this hideous monstrosity, but I do have some sympathy for it.
>>670492105
>>670492170
Shame really, judging by her eyes she probably had the potential to be quite hot
>>670492408
>you can kiss them
that's something
>>670492357
This has got to be a joke. She would be literally arrested for negligence at best, manslaughter at worst.
>>670492103
jackpot
>>670492357
I refuse to believe that is real.
>>670492103
More of her. FFS, please tell me this is satire!
>>670492450
is this a thing?
>>670492357
If this was my daughter i would bury her alive.
>>670492357
If that's real, there's a special spot in hell for her.
>>670491601
I don't want to share my glorious commonwealth with her
>>670492357
this just can't be real
>>670492450
This has to be one of us shitposting
>>670492357
>squirrelkin; paw/pawself/paws
>>670494904
is that a guy?
>>670494897
I'm confused, fuck you and your Facebook dates.
>>670492408
>instantly kill your dad
omfg im dying
>>670495144
I have no idea
>>670495277
>84+35+7 =/= 100
>>670493029
> good for zim
Fuck this gay earth
>>670495506
That's not how it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ROOlbVQr1E
What do you think? Cringe, YLYL, or genuine advice?
>>670491797
Kek
>>670496855
Hey, Zim has been trying to invade Earth for years now, I think he deserves some success in life.
>>670497591
> invaderkin and proud
>>670492103
>670491305
I think that just makes it funnier.
>>670492801
dat female privilege tho
>>670497048
It's like watching Mac teach me how to fight. Dude's constantly out of breath too.
Seriously though, best martial arts tip I can give you, which has led to me never having lost a fight even once in my life: Don't get in fights.
>>670492357
I've been on /b/ for quite a while now.
I thought that I'd never see something that makes me so angry again.
But god fucking damn, I hate hippies.
>>670492170
She looks like Dankey Kang
>>670490747
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ and I am of communication/answer/reply:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of words of anything/everything/eachthing of human of slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles. _/]_:-_ _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of humans of nation of:_"\_ Republic of Korea _/"_:-_ of north Korea of want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation. _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>670492150
What the fuck
>>670492150
The pun about her only having a left wing cause she's a liberal caught me off guard, I'm not sure if it was intentional or not
>>670499134
A furry, yeah, but that's definitely a ton better than most of them out there.
>>670490747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sgz_5iIRdg
>>670494670
Probably, but i've never heard of transpregnancy raid before
>>670492450
you're joking, cmon surely not
>>670495506
What a cringry faggot
>>670491019
>bread
>>670494897
you posted this in the antifem thread too
why are you pushing this so hard
stop trying to make this a meme, its shit
>>670495277
so obviously fake
>>670499916
don't know where to start.
>>670499811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>German furry/brony cringe worthy discussion with mother - 'Tropical Island'
>>670494897
I don't get it... vegetarians are proud of their more efficient use of resources? That's not really cringey. I'd never do it myself, but that doesn't make it something for cringe threads.
Time to go away now.
>>670499916
>24 views
>obviously satire
good OC
>>670494904
Too be fair that ass is huge
>would consider out/10
>>670493241
how is what she did not murder? she should be in jail
>>670501050
Fuck!
>>670494897
I fucking hate vegetarians like this.
I've been a vegetarian since a very young age. In total, over a decade and a half, but do I ever say shit to anyone else?
No, because I'm not a giant fucking asswipe.
I just simply don't eat meat. I don't have to fucking talk about it or lecture others. Let them eat what they want. I once punched a guy for doing this shit. Right in his smug fucking face.
>>670501592
H I G H T E S T
>>670494904
Nicki Minaj ass
Lana Rey lips
Jay Leno chin....
>>670501050
This has got to be staged.
If not, God help Germany.
OC from /trash/'s HG thread.
>>670501050
That is actually really sad and depressing. I feel bad for that mom.
>>670499134
strange, but not too cringey
>>670492450
>I always knew deep down I was pregnant
>I always knew I wanted an abortion
Top kek
>>670491208
She needs to hero
>>670501050
both the son and the mother are cringe worthy in this.
The son more so obviously, but all that bible talk.
Believing in a sky god who wrote down all the rules you should live by is beyond retarded and as cringeworthy as fedora-wearing autists.
>>670502855
Well of course you'd stick up for the furfag wouldn't you?
Typical atheist.
>>670492450
satire/10
>>670503047
being unable to spot tankie SJW satire is the best indicator someone spends too much time on /pol/
>>670501387
satire? I thought it was quite funny, actually.
>>670492170
Rise of the planet of the apes, the new generation
>>670492357
OVERFAKE
>>670492357
Tumblr is in high need of a purge and it's way overdue.
>>670503138
>implying not knowing enough about internet freaks to tell real from fake isn't normal
>>670491019
>allowed to bread
>to bread
>>670495277
Shitposting this hard should be illegal
>>670491208
She lives in my area
Will confront her and post results
>>670496855
Who the fuck is the nigra and why the hell is that cunt calling him zim?
>>670504205
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>670503333
thats usually the point of satire. Its a joke.
checked
If you really want to cringe your eyeballs out, check the audience in this show.
If you're afraid to click the link: it's the official npo (dutch broadcaster) website.
http://www.npo.nl/de-verknipte-dieren-test/19-02-2016/BNN_101378592
>>670499134
Bitch has got the wine, that's a plus
>>670495144
Gender doesnt work that way
>>670504377
You need to learn about politically correct, non-patriarchal, non-oppressive, progressive pronouns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6iJkMVut1o
>check em!
>>670491019
>be me
>breading with someone
>yeast infection
Every time
>>670504612
Obvious troll is obvious
>>670504849
chuckled
>>670502606
> Wayne Static knocked up Ermagerd Girl
>>670496855
WHY DONT THESE FAGGOTS JUST ACCEPT THAT THIS GUY HAS A COCK AND JUST SAY "HIM"
EVEN THEN, JUST USE "THEY" AND SHIT, NO NEED TO MAKE UP A WHOLE NEW FUCKING WORD
>>670493029
>jedie
Fucking-god-damn-A lost
>>670504699
Ok but who the fuck is the nignog?
>>670504699
>progressive pronouns
I prefer interlaced pronouns.
>>670504849
You are really funny and I hope you have a fantastic week!
>>670492357
Yeah... this can't be real...if it is, she needs to be admitted to a mental hospital.
>>670504205
I think I saw her at a show at the Canal Club last year.
Or maybe it was some other dirty scene chick with neon hair and a pissy attitude.
>>670505090
god fucking dammit
>>670492105
>>670492170
That is cringy, but not /b/ cringy.
>>670492357
SATIRE, you fucking imbeciles. This is not real. But it feels good to be mad, doesn't it?
>>670492252
Let me fill it with birbon or some other kind of booze or wine, for long sessions of sitting at the battlestation for aome drunk gameing and you got a good idea.
>Yup, I'm a Kin
>Eat raw meat, Bodie can't handle it
>>670504849
upvote
>>670501592
>Too be fair
l2english you fucking troglodyte.
>>670504849
I'm high as fuck and you made me laugh.
>>670496901
In maths thats how it works. I know because I am much smarter than everyone here.
>>670491019
>to bread
>>670492252
This is actually some good shit. I'd buy one.
>>670499134
Who wouldn't love a trained personal servant who would bring you alcohol whenever you wanted? What are you, autistic?
>>670505697
So much this.
>>670506110
You can eat raw beef and your body will be fine. I had a coworker who once sliced up pieces of a raw steak to use in kebabs, and once he finished he would take the rest of it and eat it.
>>670504849
Top kek
>>670506745
A faggot in disguise
>>670506983
This.
Also, haven't people heard of steak tartare?
It's basically raw beef with spicy goodies.
>>670492952
Welcome to 2016 where satire has actually become real life. Todays satire is a loving hetero couple with two children living in a suburban home with no debt outside of a mortgage.
>>670490747
go back to youtube faggot
>>670506983
>>670507183
>greentext
>>670507154
Wicked new meme, friend! :-)
Please cut it out with the Aspergers.
>>670490747
glad to help the cringe
btw the faggots name is aaron beaconsfeild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPhGjb_xpc
>>670492450
this is amazing, we need more of this stuff, and not just to troll, to get some sense into these people.
>>670492494
is that tumblr? I don't know what it looks like. what website is that? I thought youtube was bad, holy fucking shit!
>>670492450
Where's the fetus going to gestate, in a cardboard box?
>>670494897
I bet she drives a car
More tricatrem
Can she really be this delusional and function in society?
>>670508330
> #quite sane actually
GRABBLARGAHGGGJJJJZZZZZFFFFFFPPPPTTTTTTTT
>>670508330
The ride never ends.
>>670504456
what am I thinking of then?
>>670508330
>function in society
You really so sure of that?
>>670507476
Yeah I'm gonna watch 26 minutes of a kid playing minecraft. You fucking moron.
>>670508330
My god
Lets destroy her sanit...
Well, she obviously has a lack of brain, so furget muh request
>>670505434
Oh shit! That WAS her! She had the Suicide Silence shirt and everything!
>>670508744
is it oreos?
>>670508894
thats why it is cringe
>>670495277
Fake and gay
>>670508744
I'm sorry, I never learned to read minds, you'll have to tell me or describe your thoughts.
>>670492357
where can I find this
>>670493029
Luke is Rey's dad?
>>670509693
That's the running theory...
>>670493029
>jedie
ffs
>>670507476
That's not even that cringey.
>>670508894
Kek
>>670491305
> "body shaming Keira Knightley"
Just because he said she had a "flat top" doesn't mean he doesn't think she's hot.
>>670493029
>original prequels
Holy shit.
>>670501050
holy shit
>>670505434
why were you at a vampires everywhere show
>>670493029
>Original prequel
Honestly, this made me the most mad.
HA GEY XDDDDDDDD
I'm a Libertard and a Socialist.
After seeing so many cringe threads I started to despise other people like myself.
Why. Why the fuck do I have to share my political orientation with so many fucktard landwhales and faggots.
>>670512004
Nigga. This planet is fucked.
Local guy in my town who runs a facebook group. Someone has been calling local radio shows trashing him and this is his response video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJXUaNIDLNs
>>670504849
KEK
>>670510816
Settostun, that's why.
>>670492450
KEK.
Fucking genius, ALSO SAVAGE
>>670512203
Giant dickhead or not, he's right about making a point.
>>670499134
So cute and friendly
>>670506453
God that Jew's face pisses me off.
>inb4 those are the south park creators.
>>670492357
I take a pill to treat heart failure made from snake venom. I wonder if this vegan bitch would be okay with 'stolen snake product.' This isn't cringe. She needs brought up on a manslaughter charge, IMHO.
>>670499134
Sick an tired of this unfair furry-hate.
We don't hurt anyone and most furries I know are more kind to people that 'normal' people. We can't help being born this way, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
When I get kids, I hope they are born furry too. The joy of going to cons and the social aspect in general is great. If not, there's not a lot I can do. It won't prevent me from dressing up at home of course. But, we don't go around 'forcing' our opinion on you, either you're born a furry or you're not. Stop your fucking hate.
>>670515038
I once had a friend who was being treated with synthetic bear bile ( ursodoxycolic acid ). Same boat, maybe?
>>670515237
>synthetic
nop, that's fine
>>670515116
Meh, there's nothing wrong with being a brony. The show is really well written and has humour for all ages.
It's stupid to post stuff like this so publicly though. Lots of people don't get how great the show is and how awesome the community is. It's unfortunate, but there's too many ignorant dumbasses in the world that judge without even having looked at the show (which everyone should do)
>>670515116
Nothing wrong with being furry. We understand its the extreme outliers, but they tar everyones view because they're vocal, out there and just more visible. I myself have a friend who knows this, I would if I had been to cons.
>>670514846
four tits.
>>670492105
Reminds me of the kid in Jumanji who was slowly turning into a monkey. Like a dead fucking ringer.
>>670515116
As someone that's normal, healthy and well adjusted, I don't really care what you freaks do in the privacy of your own homes, or whether or not you gather at conventions to exchange freak ideas.
No one really should. Doesn't mean the rest of the well-adjusted world isn't going to point and laugh. That's the price you pay for going out in public.
>>670515362
What about the hours of actually getting a bear to bring up the bile / be killed for the bile? Thats what she'd focus on, the hours of research of real bear bile to determine what its made of
>>670515424
What is it with kikes and money?
>>670491208
her haircut says "i'm offended by anything and everything"
>>670515733
So she's going to cut off her feet because people in the past wore leather shoes?
>>670491019
He probably just formulas..
>>670492105
Is that fucking Ludwig the accursed from bloodborne?
>>670515116
Good OC. This is pretty funny. I will screen cap and save for another YLYL thread
>>670498642
Even 60's hippies weren't as fucking retarded as these fucks today.
Then they had badass drugs. Now they're all peace and tolerance for anything, minus the drugs.
>>670491797
That was the only cringe in the whole album
>>670515951
Lets hope so
>>670515424
Yes it is well-written, it is also a show designed for children. Even at it's very best, it doesn't hold a candle to the adult version of the stories it tells.
Key example, the one where that Lady Gaga horse gets bullied into becoming lady gaga by her manager horse, is just a telling of a much darker story about a jew lawyer named Svengali who seduces and murders a girl, or something. But yeah, if you want the gay pedophile version of literature, watch MLP all day you fag
>>670502024
FUCKING KEK.
>>670515424
Something designed for all ages is bad. And cartoon, really?
>>670491974
bookmarked her tumblr for when I need a good laugh.
http://youtu.be/wVg7Ff9hm8o
>>670517367
MLP fags can't even reply to the right post
>>670504082
>all those replies
>ultimatumto
>>670504849
Nice post m8
>>670502089
>Female stormtroopers
Fucking hell
>>670496855
goddamn. If you watch Starship troopers, that guy who captured the brain bug at the end was actually called Zim. Too bad I cant find the ending scene video on the interwebs
>>670517476
Feminist
>>670514166
GOD DAMN IT!
>>670504849
>>670509905
It's true. A friend of mine "auditioned for the main part in episode VII as Lukes daughter" in 2013 or 2014 can't remember
>>670514951
Dude they're the creators of Team America World Police
>>670515116
A faggot who dress like a animal, because that makes him horney. That's fucked up shit for me
>>670512004
>Why do I have to share my political orientation with fucktard landwhales and faggots
Maybe because you chose the political "orientation" of fucktard landwhales and faggots? JS. They were attracted to your side for a reason. You gave them their voice.
Thanks a lot. Dickhead.
>>670518415
Kek
Fresh OC
>fat is fun
>fat is relaxed
>fat is squishy squeezable hugs
>>670491019
>>670516071
glad someone said it. Although Ludwig looks like falcor from the neverending story
>>670518818
Nigga you better be fucking with me.
>>670504849
Spicy joke maaaaan
>>670519153
>"Yo, I'm fat as fuck, and I'm [...] a desired human being"
He should have stopped there.
>>670519441
hot
>>670516892
You sure seem to know quite a bit about it.
>>670519457
nice
even it's furry profile is fat
>>670515116
hello mr furry.
i am an actual animal fucker and i have to say:
even we animal fuckers look at the furry fanbase with disgust.
>>670502024
kekerino
>>670519667
I'd join either trope
Dogs are hot, but furry porn gets me hotter
>>670518628
>Fine
>Art
>America
>>670519153
>Yo, I'm fat as fuck.
At least the fuckers honest
>>670499134
Sad to see when theres a person thats got some good drawing skills, but wastes them on furry shit
>>670492357 Yeah thats manslaughter
>>670491208
What the hell is Zie?
>>670520211
Whoever actually did the tattoo should be curbstomped just as hard as the receiver.
>>670495144
this made me rethink the whole gender fluidity thing
>>670518987
>liberal's talking to literally any minority
>>670520655
>>670520211
As we step further from this failed civilization we must not look back, for we will become pillars of salt.
