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national weather service pls go
we're trying to have 4chan here

>>670480482
THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION. THERE IS NO TIME FOR JOKES.

>>670480633
A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "Wow! Where did you get that thing?"
The parrot says "Africa!"

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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>>670481103

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Oops. I live in fucking Hattiesburg/Oak Grove.


Mfw I'm gonna die

>>670480209
Fuck biloxi

>>670481499
Your dubs say you will survive this tornado outbreak.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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>>670481670

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>>670481623
I got dubs

And idubbbz

What a blessing

Thank Mr skeltal

>>670481821
A guy is sitting at home and he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the fuck man?"

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>>670482049

I'm under that logo on the bottom left, so I guess I'm covered

>>670480756
Fucking kek

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>>670480209
Good. fuck you religious inbreds. Nothing lives down there but niggers and rednecks.

>>670481499
Oak grove, La?

>>670483725
say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens

>>670482606
Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says TURN WHITE FOR $75

Leroy: "Do you think it will work?
Tyrone: "Only one way to find out."
Leroy: "Well, I only have $50"
Tyrone: "I have $100, I'll do it first then give you my change when I'm done."
Leroy: "Alright, let's do it then"

Tyrone two goes in and five minutes later comes out white as a ghost, blond hair, blue eyes, wearing a brand new suit and carrying a briefcase.
Leroy: "Holy shit it actually worked! Let me get that $25"
Tyrone: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."

>>670480633
gulfport, ms fag here
tornados haven't done anything down here in a while..

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if i get dubs i will die from a tornado today (my biggest fear)

>>670483871
I'd light you up and piss you out sonny boy.

>>670484221
If i get trips you will die today but from a heavy mixer landing on your head

>>670484358
I'm right here what the fuck are you gonna do?

Panama City, FL here...I am just on the outside of the light orange #3 enhanced bubble...maybe the tornadoes will kill everybody before it gets to me and feel sad...works for me

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>>670484442
>you

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>>670484374
i dodged two bullets but im going to roll again because my life sucks dick.

>>670480209
Shit nigger what's the torcon at, WHAT'S THR FUCKING TORCON AT

>>670480209
Thanks Frankie

>>670480209
>be american
>get killed by tornadoes

>be me
>be european sandnigger
life is good

go and die somewhere else ameridumb

Lafayette here

I just want the bad weather to kick in do I can pay some league and super relax on my day off

>>670484638
I'm not Dr. Forbes, nigger, but I think he said it was a 6 in the red areas. That may go higher today, though.

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>>670484638
This is from yesterday. Follow Dr. Greg Forbes on Facebook. He'll probably update this TORCON today. I bet it will go up a couple numbers. Things are really shaping up for it to be a bad day.

>>670484768
HOLY FUCK
That's like, guaranteed death right there. Good luck to all anons in that area, because you're basically already dead

You can ride along with storm chasers here. You may even see some tornadoes. I recommend riding along with Brett Adair if he's on.

https://tvnweather.com/live

>>670485057
>>670480209
Kek , Alabama's gonna get fucked , but in Tennessee were only going to get light rain.

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>>670480482
Fuzzy fucking potatoes.

>>670483750
nah, oak Grove canada

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Fuck I live in mccomb. Rip.

>>670480209

i live in Louisiana within that red zone

i really hope this bitch i knew from highschool gets hit by a tornado

>>670480209
This explains the sudden rain this morning in east Texas. This year long summer has been nice, but I fear winter is coming.

>>670483901
kek

>>670487766
Ii think you can expect storms to start firing around 2 p.m.

>>670484466
Oh shit son I'm on the beach. What part of the city are you in?

GET REKTED GULF FAGS
>jk
>keep pumping out memes

>>670487853
What part of East Texas?

>>670488207
Palestine

Just taking out the white trash.

>>670488207
The East part

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Maybe today I can record footage of the fabled Gatornado and become famous like one of them-there city slickers.

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>>670488559

>>670488495
>kek

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Just as I suspected. TORCON has been raised.

"TODAY
Tornado outbreak likely as a strong low-pressure system develops in east TX and and heads toward TN. Severe thunderstorms in south and east-central LA, central and south MS, central and south AL, west FL panhandle. TORCON - 8 southeast LA, south MS, south AL, west FL panhandle; 7 central AL; 5 central MS, east-central and southwest LA."

>>670488594
SL/SL was the best.

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>>670488884
"TONIGHT
Tornado outbreak continues in east MS, AL, west and central GA, FL panhandle, south-central TN, extreme southeast LA. TORCON - 8 southeast LA, southeast MS, south AL, west FL panhandle; 7 central AL; 6 east Fl panhandle; 5 east MS; 4 southwest GA; 3 northwest GA, north AL; 2 south-central TN"

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>>670488594
How embarrassing, I linked my warlock's Vanilla talents instead of a dank meme that further encourages the southern redneck stereotype.

Really though, I've lived through countless close calls with tornadoes whenever I still lived in Tornado Alley.

Ain't scared of shit besides a committed relationship.

>>670488100
Lynn Haven...fuck one day we will have to do coffee and a smoke...nobody has ever replied PC before while I am on

>>670489063
Maybe you guys can have a swordfight on the beach under the moonlight

I'm in marshal county Alabama. The rain Here the last three days has been fucking terrible and in in the yellow/orange zone

>>670489009
My nigga.

Probably one of the most jewed-out warlock specs of its time, but damn was it tanky.

>>670489063
I'd be down to smoke sometime, depending on which type. Actually just moved from Lynn Haven too. Wish I could find a fucking dealer. Lived here all my life but I hate this place, man.

>>670489433
smoke his pole?

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Before I die later today, someone help me find a (all-around) good Mage talent build for endgame PvP.

>inb4 HURR U HAVE NO POM-PYRO TRASH

>>670489203
jealous? I would offer a sword fight with you but I'm not really into dirks...sorry

>>670489433
Ill start an 850 meet thread on one of my off days...bout to head to work

>>670490029
I really don't frequent /b/ much but maybe we'll run into one another again sometime.

I live in tallahassee, will I be kill?

>>670487420
Drive as far north as you can or get to a shelter. All were getting is thunderstorms in the afternoon.

>>670490182
You may wanna put on a helmet and keep your eye on the weather today and tonight.

>>670480209
>>670480209

Feast your eyes on this little gem. Our local weatherman. When he's not to busy getting cuckedby his wife he's making national news for being a giant pussy.


https://youtu.be/OPo8937eurg

>>670490029
850 what's up, tallahassee reporting in

>>670483750
Oak grove Mississippi, you west coast negro

ITT: wimps who live near the gulf coast but can't handle the weather fluctuations that comes with it

you boys wouldn't last a day on my swamp

>>670490653
I'll be up for it all, working graveyard at the hospital

>>670490654
What was pussy about getting people to a safe place while a tornado is coming through town? That weather man is a hero.

>>670490728
Not him, but I'm pretty sure he meant Oak Grove, Louisiana.

>>670480756
>>670481670
>>670482108
Samefag. Did you just find a bathroom joke book from 20 years ago?

>>670481499
Idubbz gets dubs , you'll live.

>>670489049
How does a picture of Bozo help perpetuate the stereotype of southern rednecks?

Also, if you think southern rednecks are bad then don't go to Michigan or Ohio. It's worse.

I even said last week that the way the wind is blowing and the way these storms are forming it's going to make for a condition like rino or

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>>670490777
Nice trips

>>670481670
Kek m8, that's joke you can tell in KOTOR, with just a couple words swapped.

>>670480209
im in spain should i worry?

>>670491387
Tuscaloosa.

>>670491489
You should worry about the dirty moslems invading your country

>>670491489
Yes.

>>670491410
Trips have saved the panhandle, it is confirmed

>>670480209

haha, that's what you get for living in such a shit state.

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TORNADO THREAT SHIFTS EAST AND CONTINUES INTO WEDNESDAY

"WEDNESDAY
Severe thunderstorm and tornado outbreak continues, now in central and east GA, east FL panhandle, FL peninsula, SC, NC, VA, central and east MD, DE, east PA, NJ, northeast TN. TORCON - 6 central and east NC, east VA; 5 esat SC, west NC, west VA; 4 FL areas, west SC; 3 central and east GA, northeast TN, MD; 2 to 3 rest east PA, DE, NJ. A chance of severe thunderstorms overnight in south NY, CT. TORCON - 2"

>>670491751
The only shit state I see possible is Mississippi.

>>670491929
>not in texas

Whelp, time for me to hit the ol' dusty trail.

>>670486236
fuck you, I'm in alabama. I'm hoping itll fizzle out some before hitting over here

>>670491751
And anyway , why go north? Our cities here aren't as polluted and you've got the cities sitting right next to nicer quieter areas. Also there aren't as many feminists and sjw's down here.

>>670492564
That's why we need shelters in these areas.

>>670481499

>Hey, that's pretty gooooo!

>>670492564
in birmingham here. there's like 4 shelters really close to me. lots of underground in the bham.

>Live in The Netherlands
>House is a few meters below sea level
>Never have this kind of shit

>Live in the USA
>Have a fuckload of hills
>Die in a tornado

lol

>>670482211
Check'd

>>670484490
Good God this looks like my father's next door neighbor

>>670493086
I've wondered how bad other countries have tornadoes and shit.

I've gone through a million tornado warnings.

I live in oklahoma.

>lol
Find an interior room, hallway or stairwell – the more walls between you and the tornado, the better. Stay under a sturdy piece of furniture and protect your head. Move away from windows, and be sure to keep them closed, as high winds and dangerous debris can enter if they're opened.

You'll be fine unless you're in a trailer I think those things are like tornado magnets rip

TOR:CON Details for Today (through evening):
AL south - 8
AL central - 7
FL west panhandle - 8
LA southeast - 8
LA east-central, southwest - 5
MS south - 8
MS central - 5

10 is the highest. Unfortunately 8 means shit's getting rekt today. Today will be one for the history books, /b/.

baton rouge.

the sky is a homogeneous white/light gray. no rain though.

its supposed to get bad in a couple hours. class at LSU was cancelled today.

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>>670493562
>I live in oklahoma.
Me too. My neighborhood was leveled in '99. It was hit again last May. I hate this shit state. Here's a pic I took in Moore in 2013.

>>670493392
Same here. I'm fucking terrified of tornadoes.

>>670494163
I'm not. I've lived in the alley my whole life. Watched two cyclones touch down in the field behind my house when I was 10. I've missed every tornado to come near me. Which sucks considering I want to experience one.

>>670494384
You do not. I was picked up by one in '99

i want to experience one too. katrina was the biggest phenomenon i dealt with, and that was pretty fucking ridiculous, but tornados are very interesting and i would like to see one in real life.

>>670494742
Katrina brought all the fucking roodypoos over to Texas. Worst fucking thing to ever happen.

Rita was funny as shit. So many dumbasses thought it would hit up by Dallas, so they went and raided Wal-Mart and fought over water. I watched an old ass woman knock a big ass dude out.

>>670494384
They're no fun when you're in one. It's an awful experience tbh fam. It's terrifying. I drink like a full blown alcoholic every spring. Imagine being underground and hearing what sounds like WW3 going on above you. The you come out and find total death and destruction. Flattened homes, twisted cars smashed like tin cans, body parts strewn all over the place like people were put in a blender.

>>670495110
Sounds like a post-apocalyptic survival game coming to a console near you.

Oh shit, tornado warning near New Orleans, La. Looks like it's popping off early.

https://tvnweather.com/live

>>670495110
Not that many people die in a tornadoes to where body parts would be everywhere.

south la is orange so ima just run inna swamp

>>670495406
It happened in Bridge Creek in 1999. National guard walked all over planting flags where the body parts were.

>>670493819
Same for Tennessee. Except we always get the weakest bullshit. Except that year me and some friends were leaving a restaurant and we saw a weak tornado touch down in the parking lot where we were standing a few seconds ago.

If dubs i survive

>>670495631
Bye faggot.

>>670495477
Yo i live in luling, where you reside

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>>670492600
just inbreds and niggers

>>670495581
Hes , but it's very rare for a tornado to get bad enough to pick up hundreds of people and rip them to pieces.

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Does anyone here live near this?

>>670495734
Thibodaux

>>670495789
Not at all. We rarely see those. You see those when you go into the hills of Mississippi. And we're not exactly broke. Those people in the picture are making my skin crawl.

>>670496069
This.

>>670495881
I live there in luling

>>670495989
Well really chackbay but we aren't big enough for anyone to notice :(

>>670487853

Houston here rained just long enough for me to get the day off work.

>>670495881
That looks like a storm wall.

>>670496197
It rained from about 4-7 this morning in Palestine and hasn't rained since. I wonder if it's still warm out.

Yep. It is.

>>670496147
Are the sounding tornado sirens yet? You should get off /b/ and find a shelter.

>>670496410
Fuck it die like he lived

>>670496242
That red box means tornado

You gotta be a faggot to die from wind

>>670495789
And as for "niggers" , that's West Memphis. All the others are nice people.

Luling here, ill take a pic and post rn>>670496410

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>>670496491
its not the wind that kills you its whats in it

>>670496489
Ojh , so the storm wall already developed and made a tornado. Looks like new Orleans is fucked. I always thought new Orleans would be larger.

>>670496491
The wind can pick you up , push you over , or throw you. It can also pick up gas tanks , trucks , cars , saws , knives , jagged wood , and metal.

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Sirens went off, they stayed on for like 5 min. This in rn. Storm is gay and aint gone do shit. Pic is upside down idfk how to fix it

>>670481184
I wonder what it smells like

>>670497093
Like ozone. Next

>>670497052
You're holding the camera the wrong way and now you're going to die.

Suck it bitches. Ohio here, I still got a few months before worrying about getting ass rimmed by nados

>>670497052
I can't see the tornado because of trees.

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>>670496491
Absolutely right.
But since this whole board is comprised of elemental faggotry, it is doomed.
Just you and me left.
Want to suck each others dicks? not in a gay way though, I ain't no homosexual, you know.
So what do you say.

>>670497283
No you don't. The weather conditions tis year means half of the country is in danger almost all year.

>>670497052
Tornadoes are coming for your hair

>>670497469
It's the objects in the wind that kill you.

Fuck that shit I'm not scared. You gotta be a faggot to die from wind

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>>670497539
This made me laugh, anon

Lol like we should care about anybody in those states. It would be doing the general populus of the United States a favor if the majority of people from that area was wiped away.

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>>670480209
504 reporting in. Gotta die sometime.

> pic related

>>670497589
Only if you're a susceptible faggot

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o shit. 2 TORNADO WARNINGS NEAR NEW ORLEANS, LA

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>>670497052
Donald Trump?

>>670480756
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKEKKK

>>670480209
Bamafag here. Thanks, James Spann. Hope my college lets out

>>670497947
Kek

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>>670480209
>>670497859
AAAYYYYYY UNO HERE SO FAR ITS ONLY RAINING HARD BUT IF THIS IS HOW I GO SO BE IT

Biloxi? My grandparents used to go there to gamble away my inheritance money

>>670498180
At work in Harahan, rained for a little bit, but I can see blue sky. I hate this alarmist shit.

>>670497873
Yes , because only giandt gas tanks kill weak faggots. You're a fucking chromosome tree.

>>670498377
Not alarmist shit today, I'm afraid.

>>670497052
Are you dead yet?

>>670498377
i got work in 4 hours, classes all closed and most of my friends work closed but leave it to my boss to say fuck it you come in tornado or not

>>670498435
Be careful typing you weak ass faggot, your keyboard might break your brittle little fingers.

>>670480209
HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope New Orleans gets shit on once again. City of degenerate niggers and lazy welfare sucking white boys.

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no shit i'm in the red part in louisiana. Shits gettin bad

>>670498705
i like new orleans. i'm going to a festival there in a couple weeks.

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BORT

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>>670498871
brother?

>>670480482
haha i fucking died laughing at this post

>>670498871
>>670498871
Holy shit rofl

>>670483725

LMAO it's true.

>>670498821
When I visited all I saw was trash filled shithole of a town. Not even lying. The only redeeming features were the bars and the French cafes.

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I live in denham springs, la and I'm at work right now. We're pretty much boned because they won't close our store

>>670498485
Literally outside right now. It's a typical early spring day.
>>670498680
They cancelled classes and closed businesses?

>hard to spell
>full of niggers
>lowest average income
>Ugly ass bitches live there

0/10
Why haven't we nuked this place already?

>>670497745
Keep it, my friend. It's all yours.

>>670481184
who is this? ._.