Desperation bump

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it's too hard might aswell give up on life and just kill yourself

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looks like weak lock, kick that shit

>>670478824
have you got any explosives?

do you perchance have the key anon?

try using the key anon

ez, just use the key bro. your welcome

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>>670478824
looks like a weak lock on a wooden door.
just try talking to it nicely and open up to it with your feelings and maybe it might just open up to you

with its key

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>2016
>not using the key to get out
>mfw

>>670478824
You've got a phone you dumb bastard. Call for help.

R1 + O will do the trick. Judt keep trying until you hear the click

>>670479482
It's my house, i don't want to break it.

>>670479956
where are you trapped? a closet? outside?

>>670479897
> R1 + O
What does that mean?

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>>670479956
>Trapped in his own house

>>670478824
go grind man get that lockpick skill up.

>>670480045
In my back yard

hi. before i begin, let me just say i am an expert with locks and door handles, i have been running a (quite) successful brass knob, door handle shop in Delaware for the past 9 years. What you have here is a holden keyhole. They come with the standard key-hole cover as you can see in your pic. Based on the fact that i still sell these handles/locks i can try giving you the best advice i can: use the key. Now a sentence at the end so people who skip straight to the end dont know i am bullshitting. Good luck anon!

pic the lok wit ur cok

>>670480219
fucking got me cuntfuck.
also, topkek

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>>670480219

There is a window behind you faggot.

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>>670480219
my my

>>670480196
>walk to front door
>open door with key

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>>670480219
haha

>>670480478
Thanks, I haven't thought of that yet

>>670480571
silly billy

>>670480416
The light in the foto is natural.

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>>670478824

>>670480219
lost

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>>670479956
>It's my house
If it's your house, you won't be asking /b/ for help, you'd just either break it, or find the goddamn key

you better leave, tyrone. I'm gonna call the cops on you.

Talk to Vex.

upgrade your lockpicking skill fagt

>>670480744
I'm locked in my back yard, the key is inside the house, nigger.

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>>670480672

>>670480744
true dat, it ain't even being near to illegal to break into your own house. just fake some story about someone trying to break in and the insurance will cover it

>>670480991
anyone got the original?

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>>670478824
Here. Take this.

>>670481036
My parents aren't supposed to know i'm here, i skipped school by yelling "bye" and then hiding until they left, but the fuckers locked everything up.

>For all purposes of these conversation i am over 18.

>>670481247
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>670481247
>living with parents
>going to school
yeah, that's an underage ban right there

>kick it down
>walk though the door
>get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>670481247
Do they have a house alarm?

>>670481366
>>670481416

I've stated that i'm over 18 :^)

>>670481486
Nope.

>>670481515
break in

>>670481494
That doesn't help. You don't live with your parents when you're in college/something similar.

use your dick instead of key

>>670481581
>Implying everyone over the age of 18 goes to college
>Implying half of you aren't 30 yr old neckbeards also living with their parents

>>670480937
okay, here's what you can do
>call a locksmith ($50-$100)
>break your window ($500+ or free for insurance)
>use the key ($0)
>get a new house ($100,000+ depends where you live)
>Stick your mircopenis in and use it as a key. If it's not big enough to fit, then you're fucked.

>>670481576
I know, that's what i want to do, but how?

>locked in the backyard
Can you not scale the fence? Then call a locksmith.

>>670481696
>butthurt kid getting called at for being underage

>>670481740
repairing a small window shouldn't cost more than 50 bucks.

>>670481772
How complex is the key? Doesn't look like a very hard lock to pick to me, but i might be wrong

>>670481820
My house is surrounded by other houses, i'd be in the same predictment but now on somebody else's house.

>>670482019
Wait wut? There is no way for you to get to the front? Do you live in the ghetto where houses are stacked on each other. Take pic of backuard so i can assess situation. Also good luck picking a lock if you have no tools

>>670481852
The window isn't really expensive, but if you break the frame in the process it's gonna cost you some.

>>670482212
i guess so, repairing a frame is shit. it would be better (if it's really fucked) to get a new one.

>>670482212
No glass in big enough for me to go through if i break it.

bro its kinda easy to get into a window, depending on the locks you could probably get in with a piece of wire

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>>670481984
Its similar to this one.

>>670482390
So you're a fat, poor nigger then?
Why would we help you

>>670482390
Yes but maybe you can access something inside. Also call somebody you know to open the door from the inside. If your front door is locked call a locksmith and tell them your situation, they will laugh at you but if you can pay they wont give a shit

>>670480672
kek, did you just search the catalogue for the word "trap" and post in this thread before reading?

>>670482476
>use mortice key for back door
second world country or you want to get a break-in

>>670482571
>you're a fat
Yes, but even if i was skinny the windows are very small, i wouldn't fit through.
>Why would we help you
Why would you help me anyway?

>>670482705
Third world, to be precise.

Buy a nigger

>>670482476
Worse than I thought, but not impossible. Do you have any wire of any kind?

>>670482574
>>670482811

I don't have the money.

>>670482705
Well by what information op has given, it makes sense to use this key because apparently the only way to access the door is from the backyard. Meaning you cant get into his backyard unless you go through the door. But this does confirm op lives in a ghetto

>>670482848
I might be able to find some.

>>670482770
you shouldn't even have a house

>>670482857
I always used to get in through the roof but then again I was a professional and not fat.

>>670482857
Hm then i gues you should kill yourself

>>670482906
Wait wait, how did this door get locked? Isnt this the type of lock that requires a key to lock it? Like you cant turn a switch and shut the door and have it lock itself right?

>>670483087
My parents locked it. >>670481247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6DNVvK-OBw

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>>670483166
You dun goofed

>>670478824
Ive never seen a house with a lock like this and no turning knob. This looks industrial /municipal building. What houses have small windows that people cant get through?
Do your break n enter without assistance noob

>>670483223
The key isn't in the keywhole. But thanks anyway.

Empty your pockets and send us a pic.

Are you wearing a belt? Shoe laces? All of>>670478824
>>670478824
this can be used.

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>>670480991
mfw

>>670483308
It's my house.

>>670478824
Holy shit OP that's like a three pin lock at Most. Pick it fag.

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>>670483428
I've got this >>670482476
And everything you see in this pic, might have some other stuff downstairs.

>>670483925
Break the window by the lock and open it. But then youd have to fix it before mammy and daddy get home so that sounds like last resort

>>670484172
How would breaking the window help me?
The key isn't in the lock.

>>670484258
So this lock has to have a key to lock it, even on the inside? There isnt a turn switch on the back?

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>>670483925
Kid, what you gotta do is enjoy your day of freedom. Take a drive somewhere, go on a walk, do some shit. You're not gonna get in without breaking some shit.

>>670484078
So you're in Argentina, then?
Which city?

>>670484501
I was specting people to find out from the pic of my keys, not that one.

What gave it away?

Córdoba, ciudad, btw.

> natural sunlight shining everywhere
> trapped

Op is a fag

>>670484479
>All these ameritards
Just read the fucking thread

>>670484258
Is there a metal handle on the right can of paint or whatever? Pretty much the only thing of any use I can see there. Even if you do get a piece of wire or similar, if there's as many levers on your key as there is on the one you linked, you're gonna have to spend some time bending

>>670484718
>Córdoba, ciudad
Locating your swimming pool on google earth now. The cops will be on their way shortly to let you out
(assuming it IS your parents house, of course).

>>670484976
Better get on it then, thanks anon.

>>670484977
How are the cops going to help?
They won't be able to get in either and will only make things worse with my parents.

>>670485185
They're not supposed to :^)

>>670485185
>will only make things worse with my parents.
That's the point. Why aren't you in school again?

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>>670478824
Death opens all locks.

>>670485309
Because i hid in my back yard... read the fucking thread m8.

>>670484976
There is no metal handle on the can of paint :/

>>670485365
No. It's because you chose to hide in your back yard.
Then you got stuck there.
Then you helped a complete stranger on the internet find out exactly where you are.
You clearly need to go to school more.
I'm doing you a favor. I could be a nasty fuck from up the road that comes and rapes your ass instead.
Don't worry. You won't be grounded for ever. You'll get over it.

>>670485788
Did you call the cops?

>>670485788
Dubs speak the truth. Go learn some shit OP.

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>>670485952
Did I?

>>670485788
>Then you helped a complete stranger on the internet find out exactly where you are.
He/you/it will never find my house.

>>670486058
You don't understand op. We are your house.

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>trapped
literally no door locks from the outside while having the hole on the inside.

>>670486058
It may take a while. But you're not going anywhere.

Use your needle dick, and pick the lock.

>>670486185
And you are looking in Córdoba :^)
Did you really think i'd share pictures of my house and say exactly where it is ON THE INTERNET?

>>670486385
Yes

>>670486439
Ok, feel free to waste your time then.

>>670486176
The hole goes through the door, it's a two way mortise lock. You can operate it from the inside and from the outside. There is no lock button/lever/switch, you need the key.

>>670484078
Mix bleach and amonia, mix by blowing through straw then pour in lock

>>670486502
>post pic of house and city
>i need helps guize
>gets called out on being a retard
>haha i was just trolling guize
>doesnt realize i have your address

>>670486385
maximum damage control

>>670486730
Please fucking teach him a lesson for us, and time stamp him on the door.

>>670486723
>Thinking i'm this new
>>670486730
>>670486812
Keep looking in Córdoba, then, fucking kek guys.

>>670478824
Drill those four rivets, pull the plate off. If something is riveted in, it's not going to be hard to open

>>670486945
Your swimming pool has a distinctive wide path around it. I am quartering the city now.

>>670487011
Thanks for the help, bu i don't have any power tools available.

>>670487104
Take your time, i'm not going anywhere.

>>670483925
Hehehe he deleted his house picture. But op i thought it wasnt your house? Getting scared?

>>670486945
Rule number 1 do no mess with /b/ i won't do abything just saying

>>670487316
It is my house, nigger, i just don't live in Córdoba. Are you slow or something?

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>>670487316
What? You mean this picture?

>>670487327
>Rule number 1
What a faggot.
>>670487413
Keep looking in Córdoba, with this picture you are sure to find me, oh btw tell the cops i've got a bunch of pot here with me.

>>670487473
At least i'm not stuck in a room without the key kek

>>670487473
>I'm gonna troll these guys where I live, but I don't live there
>oh wow, they're looking for me, I'm such an epic troll
Sorry, op, but no one gives a shit.

May sound like stupid advice, but here goes. OP, have you checked the planters/eaves for a spare key? Maybe there are loose steps around your property, and like, your mom, who sometimes loses the key hid a spare.

>>670487628
Back yard, an quincho.
>>670487725
I wasn't trolling, you retard. I was lying.
But by all means keep looking.

>>670487852
My parents don't do that, we've discussed it.

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>>670487854
>you retard
>stuck outside

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>>670487104
>tfw somebody might actually be out to assrape this guy
>tfw it all started because some guy got trapped in his own home; asked the internet for help

>>670487854
This kid is so dumb

>>670479897
Kek

>>670488101
That's why I'm calling the Cordoba police as we speak.
Call me a big softy, but...y'know.

>>670488377
I'll be ok man, don't worry.
Seriously, i'm not even close to Córdoba.

>>670488377
Tell them hes robbing the place.

Also, check'd.

>>670488461
the more you say it the more we know it's a lie

>>670488615
Thanks guys, i'm trapped here but at least i've got you to make me laugh.
I'm abandoning the thread, gonna see if i can jump into someone else's house and ask them to let me out.

>>670488461
>Seriously, i'm not even close to Córdoba
Yes you are. You weren't even that hard to find.
It may surprise you to know that, although there are a lot of swimming pools in Cordoba, they are all concentrated in a few (presumably rich) areas. That, the path, patio and your info that you can't get out of your garden was all it took.
Don't worry. I won't post your address on the internet. I'm not a cunt.

>>670488772
By all means, post it. I don't live in Córdoba, i don't care.

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>>670488377
Way to go anon, whilst OP could be telling the truth he doesn't live there, if he does and you saved him from an assraping he better return and thank you with the power of 1000 suns

Hey OP, do your parents pick you up from school? Also don't parents give their kids a copy of the keys y'know, incaseshit.

>>670478824
Nigga thread alert

>>670488926
No, i take the bus to and from school, and i've got my set of keys but they only open the front doors.

>>670478824
go home jamal

>>670489000
I am home, Tyrone, but i can't seem to get out, and that is my problem.

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>>670488772
Hmmm do it

>>670489244
He won't because he didn't find shit, because i don't live in Córdoba, fucking kek guys.

>>670488998
>>670488998
Then go through the front door like you said you would do earlier. Why haven't you done it? CCTV?

>>670489330
>abandoning thread
Kek.

>>670478824
Slide piece of stiff plastic between door and door frame. If not that door, then front door lock or window lock. You have a ladder.

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House in this area

>>670480172
Underated

*Cheers*

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I finally got in, thanks to everyone who tried to help.
>>670491378
Not even close bby

>>670491862
Why do most of the houses with pools in Cordoba have grass between the house and the pool?

You have a walkway but most don't

It seems annoying to have to walk on grass to the pool? Seems weird to me.

Not close? In that general area?

>>670491862
And most of the houses with pools in cordoba are in one area. There are a lot of run down places in cordoba but also looks like a lot of nice homes.

>>670492335
> Annoying to walk on grass
Wtf

>>670492814
does it rain year round in cordoba?

>>670492814
Yes, go to the pool get wet then get dirty walking out of the pool back into the house.

but is you had a cement walkway you would not get your feet dirty.

Even the richest and nicest houses have no walkway.. just grass between the pool and the house.


Here in Los Angeles you will probably never see that.