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ITT: God-tier Metal Thread.
>>670477512
>metal
>>670477268
>>670477512
why does metal have to be so goddamn cringeworthy these days.
sabbath never made want to consider my life choices.
>>670478267
black sabbath are one of the greatest bands ever you faggot
Now here is the good shit.
https://youtu.be/jxjeqCd6Zm0
those guys are amazing
>>670477268
Wow. I had no idea it takes that many people to make that shitty music.
>>670477268
>come on now.jpg
this shit bitches
BABYMETAL
Metal = good music Metalcore= shit all over the place that only 14 yr olds listen too. also Nuclear Assault Game Over is 10/10
>>670480971
Leave.
>>670481498
best album ever
>>670481729
Saw them live the other week. Twas good.
>>670481005
Survive is much better than Game Over IMO
>>670477268
The best album I ever listened
>Ringworm - Hammer of the Witch
>implying slipknot is metal....
Words cannot describe
>>670481498
>>670477268
nu-metal and core is absolutely trash.
Ulver's early work. Sadly they stopped producing blackened folk/black metal back in the 90s.
>why live
Also where's Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem?
Blind Witness
>>670477268
burzum jesu dod
Since when is Slipknot considered metal? No wonder the genre is dead.
>>670483741
>>670480971
Fuck yeah!
>>670477268
Check out Ne Obliviscaris, they are a Progressive Metal band.
Saw them live recently, shit was so cash.
>>670484030
Like them or not, Slipknot has always been metal.
>>670484030
The fuck are they? Polka?
Metal fans are fucking retarded and you're exhibit #1.
>>670484260
>this
>>670484260
The sydney consortium of music added one of their tracks to their program, the music is indeed godlike, saw them too some months ago!
>>670477268
>average tier heavy plastic album
Omega by Periphery is the fucking shit. Great album and song
>>670482933
>implying Manowar is metal
That's the shittiest power band ever
>>670485463
tfw all periphery albums are good
Banger
>>670478436
read it again anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5pTkNL3xw
Murrikans had no idea how to enjoy a show.
>>670480971
desu!
>>670486332
That album is really fucking good
>>670477268
Slipknot is my favourite pop band
>>670477268
Why some people consider these faggots metal? Fuck, do you ever listen to real metal?
>>670486923
>pop
>>670487103
Is shit, but i'm sure you like shit bands like pantera too
Any love for Manowar?
>>670483537
Dude yes!! Love them
>>670487817
Here is a Manowar jellyfish in its natural habitat
>>670483131
Opinion.
>>670477268
this is a metal band...
>>670486332
NOSTRA VAS PATER, NOSTRO ALMA MATER
Sylosis - Leech
https://youtu.be/fbLFA1CKj7Q
ITT: Everyone makes fun of all the sub genres of metal that they don't listen to like elitist fuck faces
>>670477268
Not this shit again.
Slipknot aren't metal, just go home.
>>670477268
How has this not been posted?
>>670489306
Too popular or something. Kids are big into obscurity now a days
>>670489202
They sound like metal to me. You're just butthurt because they were commercially successful. Get off your high horse, faggot.
>>670489306
slayer = gayer
https://youtu.be/uKanmLGBEJA
>>670484391
SYL was insane
>>670478784
one of them is literally a clown that bangs a keg with a baseball bat, that's his 'instrument'
When metallica was actually good
>>670477512
BDM are the gods.
>>670491025
Favorite album/song by them
>>670490873
>percussion is worthless
you're retarded bro. you're in a metal thread.
>>670489128
Yes mate!
>>670489128
My nigga
>>670477512
This guy obviously knows what's up.
>>670491414
since when is it b8 to like slipknot?
>>670491683
Not sure which one I prefer. It's like picking between Path of Destruction and the Rule of Two novels
![David Bowie - Best Of Bowie (Booklet 01) [2002].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqXoVDS.jpg "David Bowie - Best Of Bowie (Booklet 01) [2002]")
metal is degenerate
>>670492173
rap is nigger
This
>>670483131
>your taste =/= my taste
>your taste = trash
edgy teen mentality
Progress by Ultraspank. Best album ever.
http://youtu.be/z3ufBqHybow
Whole album on youtube^
>>670484957
FUCK YEAH!
>>670493538
mah nigga
This ones pretty brutal.
Checkout this ironic cover.
You know its going to be some deceiving hardcore gore fucking in it.
>>670485463
They are edgy faggots.
![tumblr_nrdd9slPzY1sh73ylo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uwdNw77.jpg "tumblr nrdd9slPzY1sh73ylo1 500[1]")
>>670477268
slipknot is a meme not metal
Gojira. End of discussion.
>>670484260
Hell to the yes.
>>670478588
What is it with Greek (or Mediterranean in general) metal bands that makes them so good?
>>670483094
Seriously, nobody??? This entire fucking thread
>buhhh slumpkits isn;t metull
Go back to burning churches, KVLT masters.
Also check my album AND dubs
>>670494780
I don't really don't know man, maybe the fact they don't have many famous ones, and the ones they have are either old and know what the fuck are they doing or they're coming from the underground
>>670495116
More like children of BOREDOM
>>670495116
My nigger
>>670494994
Good taste anon
>>670495306
>mai joaks :DDD
>>670495513
Kieran? Is that you?
even if not, nice album. Blood Mountain tho
>>670495681
nope not him but good choice
>>670491025
Nice pick. Ride The Lightning is their best.
you all learned something new today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDX86yd330
skillet trve kvlt
>>670492041
Although Bowie is awesome, he Durant breaking in a metal thread
Progressive Latin metal is best metal
>>670487860
yep!
>>670494096
Fuck yes>>670495872
Would not believe someone here digs BC on 4chan. Awesome.
>>670495976
tr00est KvLT
>>670477268
>slipknot
>god-tier
choose one
>>670492074
just listened to it, not bad. but about as metal as mewithoutyou....
>>670477268
I laughed so hard I shit myself
>>670479350
>>670483741
>>670494918
>>670494919
>>670496208
These guys knows their shit
>>670496047
>not deloused
>>670477268
slipknot sucks man... really really sucks!
>>670491880
You didnt do it right. Youre supposed to put some obscure album cover from a band you have never heard of from Google so everyone else thinks youre cool. Then later on come back and samefag your posts with "fuck yeah" or "ma nigga" to self validate your coolness. Slipknot is awesome just too mainstream for the fedoracore crowd who frequent these threads.
>>670484957
fucking this
can't wait for next album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTNy7dIXAY
>>670492553
Grand conjuration is a banger
>>670491800
I like this
>pic related
This, once for all
>>670489636
pussy
>>670486332
>>670491600
my niggas
>pic related = 10/10
>>670477268
>>670477268
Underaged retards: The thread
Old slipknot is pretty cool but God that new shit they're releasing, not my shit.
>>670496915
mah nigga
>>670497114
last album is fucking good, bass sounds like Beyond Creation
>>670491671
Post hardcore. No metal influences here. Great album doe
>>670496419
This isn't metal. Butt rock at best
I really, REALLY don't like Blackened for some reason though.
>>670477268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q83_09WqMmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iqv9ukUtDI
>>670481498
this is actually pretty good shit
>>670497545
>Butt rock at best
Is that really your best anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAcyP-kOJ7Y
>>670495513
Crack the Skye is better
>>670491025
Metallica has only made two albums that aren't good. Basically Garage Inc and St Anger.
At least they switch it up a bit rather than playing one style into the ground like most bands. *cough ACDC *cough*
>>670497114
I prefer this, I feel like their unique sound stemmed in more recent albums
>>670477268
out since Feb 19, 2016
srsly epic work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsi9HEmZl9Y
>>670491025
>>670497626
You forgot one.
>>670497816
I'm totally down with the st anger stuff. Imo it was the best metallica album. It just sounds like a stoner-rock vocalist on some nice thrashy crust-punk
>>670497534
Pretty interesting band. I dig.
>>670496047
>metal
>kek
>>670497963
Just pulled these guys up I like your tastes sir.
how is the new dream theatre album?
>>670497722
Damn right it is. I group that shit with Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman now. Angsty obnoxious vox over wanna be heavy riffing. U mad?
>>670498315
Epic and long but Classic DT, never fails
>>670498360
yeah, its worth a listen though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsi9HEmZl9Y
>>670498332
Calm down there Internet tough guy. I wouldn't want you to call me a "poopy face" or a "butt head" or something else incredibly painful.
>>670496666
My satanic quads are complete ignored
>>670498510
oh yeah for sure its a ton content for the price too
>>670494418
>>670494918
>>670496882
meine neger
>>670498577
>implying price is real when i have the internet
nice dubs tho
>>670498522
>I headbanged too much
>>670498545
If I listen to metal then I'm a metal head. I guess that makes you a butt head. Enjoy listening to shitty music in denial for the rest of your life.
>>670477268
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ and I am of communication/answer/reply:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of words of anything/everything/eachthing of human of slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles. _/]_:-_ _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of humans of nation of:_"\_ Republic of Korea _/"_:-_ of north Korea of want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation. _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywqnVbbpRTM
>>670498832
:^) k anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BOHpjIZyx0
You niggers haven't got a single fucking clue about the term 'God', now do you?
posting in an epic thread
>>670477268
>implying that slipknot is god-tier
>>670499610
Good man
>>670500073
>>670499610
Coma Ecliptic was good but someone needs to explain why track 3 made the final cut.
>God-Tier
>Metal
>>670480971
good one senpai
>>670500276
I had a hard time getting used to Dim Ignition too.
But if you look at the album as a whole, it fits perfectly with their new 'less-is-more' attitude.
In context, it fits like a glove.
More like this?
step up ya game /b/
Sorry I'm late folks, here to save the thread
>>670491199
Yesssss. They're nothing without Lambesis
>>670491957
SHABBA
>>670495116
Worst concert ever!
highly recommended
shakra/mantra black metal, check it out and you won't regret it. It's something different but once you get more into it, it's fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulY1FwLxI8o
>>670498039
I know it's been said a thousand times, but that stupid snare ruined the whole album for me. It's a great album other than that, but the one drum is just so overpowering.
Metal and rock in general are headed to toward that tier of niche obscurity in which any Grammy awards bestowed upon the genre are awarded in a small ceremony hours before the main event. The trophies will be on a big table along with those for polka, tejano, and "world music". There'll be a sad little catering table nearby full of Ritz crackers and warm cheese cubes and a guard on duty who couldn't give less of a shit and is just playing games on his phone. The artists will be expected to just walk in, find their name, and take the award, and if they don't, it'll just go in some storage facility to collect dust.
Another black metal gem
The whole song (yes it's 1 song) feels like a psychedelic trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Ah4cVlBR0
>>670501969
forgot the album, it captures the music pretty well and also what could happen to you while listening
>>670502731
very good
>>670487817
Of course these faggots aren't gonna like Manowar. Manowar's music is melodic and catchy and GOOD. ITT all I've heard is chewed rubber and bronchial slime.
>>670487975
Feck off
>>670488106
Ooh, Latin. Edgy. You must be in touch with the supernatural or summat. Summon me a lich, faglord.
anything with devin townsend in it, anything mastodon, gojira. qotsa ( not metal but still ), tool,a perfect circle,disarmonia mundi , old scar symmetry , messhugah,
pretty much all i listen to right now
>slipknot
>metal
This
>>670483094
Fucking /thread
>>670506812
its not metal though.
>>670506911
Who gives a fuck? It's good.
>>670506982
Its not metal though.
Kvelertak
>>670501488
>Tried it
>liking it
>lead begins to scream/growl
>boner instantly ruined
I just can not see the appeal of black/death metal
>>670507201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eelfbl1ZLrE
>>670479350
aww shit nigger, great album
>>670507305
That's why black/death metal is way more underground than any other melodic metal sub-genre. People think the way you do and just don't get the harder side of metal
>>670484957
>>670492553
>>670496524
>>670496915
My negroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiSnMTi33ks
the lost forever // lost together album is definetly god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDeOcJLzoX0
>>670496717
yesss!
MACHINE FUCKIN' HEAD
/b/ really does have shit taste
Black Metal all day everyday
>>670483382
Good job
>>670510370
this
drudkh autumm aurora
>>670485927
idk this but SICK album cover.
NecrophagistEPITAPH
>>670483094
niiice
>>670511448
I like you.
>>670511448
Or The Flesh Prevails - Fallujah
>>670492553
>not Still Life or Blackwater park
Oh well, still mighty fine.
>>670511708
Thanks anon
>>670496208
Faen, det verste er når folk som prøver så iherdig å være "kvlt" må løpe til google translate for å skrive noe ødelagt drit på norsk. faen altså.
>og du er en av dem
>>670511355
>>670499429
>>670498174
>>670495447
>>670491025
>>670483094
>>670482933
i agree with these anons
oh god not this thread again
>>670491258
Fuck yeah!
i can see now why that anti metal meme is becoming a thing
>>670494096
>>670495872
yes
>>670496814
Was all right. Dig their first record more.
>>670497534
Teru and Hizaki was my guitar heroes when I was 14-15, but I'm not fifteen anymore. still somewhat good. Will listen to history of the other side now.
>>670498633
The number one band to exclusively utilizing a drop tuning in the world.
>>670498861
Was ok. a bit too flashy. got stale after a while.
>>670499004
Easily their worst release.
>>670509440
god-tier symphonic death metal. It's one of the few records that has a permanent spot in my car.
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