>>670470882
She is someone you would fuck when drunk and never call again.

>>670471179
>implying you've fucked someone

>>670471313
i fucked your mother

>>670471419
horry shit #rekt

@670471419
Your retarted

>>670471419
WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD!!1!

>>670470882

I mean... I still don't. She's and ugly cunt who complains about everything.

>>670471493
>not sure if newfag or trolling

>>670471493
Fuck off Amy, you disgusting pig

>>670470882
who?

>>670471419
and here's the 13 years old.

>>670470882
not beautiful, but very bangable.

>>670471419
>implying you fucked my mother

>>670470882
about 15 seconds ago

nudes?

>>670470882
A little while ago. Took me a bit, her movie was so fucking annoying.

it was probably when i WAIT A MINUTE

>>670471419
dad?

>>670470882
Pigs are not sexy

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>>670470882
OP no she isn't . Look at those fucking shoulders and turkey neck. Stop hoppin on the bandwagon

>>670470882

i don't think she's funny and i don't find her attractive

at the same time, i recognize that the world doesn't revolve around me

>>670470882
lol that bitch is a troll.

literally someone you find under a bridge.

has more money than i do though, so i'd fuck her.

>>670470882
On Opposite Day.

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>>670471591
a-are you a r-retard?

>>670471419
Looks like you hit a nerve with all the butthurt replies. It's that easy, folks.

>>670470882
No straight male realized this, ever. She's a combination of a butch lesbian and a steamroller.

Since you apparently find her beautiful, it's confirmed that you also jerk it to Schwarzenegger, fag.

>>670472116
it almost feels like summer

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>>670470882

> hears SJWs talking about how she's hot
> "oh ok she must be hot then"

Go fuck yourself op

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>>670472014
>implying you're not a retard

>>670471833
isn't that shooped? She certainly wasn't that ugly/fat when I saw her show on tv a couple of years ago

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>>670472141
>being this much a delusional retarded faggot
enjoy taking untold amounts of cock up you're ass

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>>670471579
Sure, after a bottle of ever clear. But looks like miss piggy, straight up. Plus she might try to practice her shit material on you. Not worth it for that alone.

>>670470882
When she was 9. Great fuck.

Too old now though.

>>670470882
oh look, it's this motherfucker again.

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Since when is Amy shitposting on /b/?

>>670470882
>>670471313
>>670471486
>>670471502

samefag

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>>670472237

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>>670472237
her weight goes up and down like lots of wimmins

>>670470882
amy plz go

I reckon Amy could suck a golf ball through a length of hosepipe

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>>670472225

>>670470882
*Scroll through Twitter*
"Amy Schumer leaked nudes!"
*Keeps scrolling*

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>>670472374
shutup fag

She's a fat smelly cunt who steals material and rapes people. Fuck her directly in her AIDS and shit encrusted ass.

>>670470882
Never, and i probably won't

>>670472485
Release the Kraken!

>>670472485
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Cunt

>>670472626
This. Also, fat, ugly, and unfunny.

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>>670472485

"Amy Schumer is hot"

>>670472581


she was garbage in the expendables £ & has done nothing in the UFC post getting knocked out

>>670472581
can't help you there, cockholster.

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>>670472626
someone has a butthurt. are you the one she raped?

>>670472712
your thinking of kesha

I'd fuck a trap before even considering calling that behemoth wreck hot

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>>670471419

too fat

She a landwhale who steals jokes.

>>670472712
>>670472799
hue hue hue hue

>>670472344
Holy shit I've never realised how she looks like miss piggy. Kek

>amy schumer is hot
>Obama isn't black
>bush DIDNT do 9/11

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>>670471419
sick burn
what a savage

>>670472784
Nah, if something looking like that raped me, i'd kill myself.

>>670472982
This.

She's no Whitney

>>670472781
its funny you call me cockholster when that is in fact the nickname i give to your mother and sister and any other women directly related to you.

>>670472912
Only the muppet is somehow hotter.

>>670472784
Nice

>>670472485
it seems so

>>670472926
bush did do 9/11 bro stop believing what the media says faggot

>>670470882
When I realized theat beautiful means joke stealing whore

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>>670472344
No you mention it, yeah she does resemble the human embodiment of Miss Piggy.
Her stand up is funny though imo

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>>670472581

Hey it ain't that i don;t like cubbies. Fuckin love me some curvy chicks.

Its that amy isn't hot. If you find her funny, maybe she doesn't need to be. Maybe we can think shes cool but not attractive.

that said, i think shes an unfunny cunt who is riding a wave of "fat and proud" straight into the rocky shoreline.

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>>670472982
>Nah, if something looking like that raped me, i'd kill myself.
you mean a female?

>>670473045
carpe phallus, fuckstick.

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>when did you realize amy schumer is beautiful?

FUCK THAT NAZI RACIST HITLER MAIDEN

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lol to all the hates in this thread who havent touched a girl let alone have sex with one that is half as good looking as amy

>>670473266
You consider that thing a female?

you really don't get out much, do you?

>>670471833
If you cover the face it looks like a guy

>>670471179
I would date somebody like her. Your standards are to high.

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>>670473346

>>670471591
Just how new are you, faggot..

>inb4 fingerbox shave balls

>>670473345
>Baiting so hard

I am trololololed

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>>670472485
Shhh. You're safe now baby whale.

>>670473258
>being this gay

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This is now a Martine thread

>>670473572
THANK GOD

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more cushion for the pushion

>>670472237
>isn't that shooped?
No you twat. That's what obese people look like.
>US, UK, Australia and Mexico fags gotta get used to that, that's what your womyns will all look like in ten years

>>670473572
>>670473638
>>670473660
>>670473694
>>670473727
>>670473762
>>670473794
>>670473907
>>670473940
Sweet Jeebus, MOAR

>>670473995
You're the twat.

>>670474219
*Your.
twatty idiot

you misogynistic pricks are the reason there aren't more female comedians

suddenly it's all about her looks

>>670474219
no u

>>670473213
This.
I would still hit it tho

>>670474463
You got the joke? nice, high five dude!

>>670472784
you cant honestly look at the pig faced bitch and not wanna vomit.

>>670470882
I didnt ur just desperate OP... really desperate

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>>670473345
Newfag detected

>>670470882
chubby thread??

>>670471833
wasn't that guy the super bowl mvp?

>>670472344
i would totally hit miss piggy. kermit knows what's up.

>>670473345
are you laughing specifically at the virgins currently stating their lack of want

or are you implying that everyone showing their lack of want is a virgin because of it.

also if i saw something that was so ugly that amy was twice as good looking as it then i would have to murder it.

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your gay if you aren't attracted to amy

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>>670474950
you're

Schumer has this effect on me no other woman has. I look at her body and it's like as if I've already fucked her and i'm sick of her already. The feeling of novelty has completely been stripped just from looking at her ill grill and saggy little titties. I swear

>>670470882
when she metamorphosed into linetrap

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>>670474915
I thought these were shit till I started reading them fuckin kek

>>670474274
not him but you"re is a short term for you are she he is right cuck boi

Who is she?

>>670473258
unless she's sucking in that's not chubby

>>670474950
she looks like a god damn cave woman

why the fuck are you attracted to that.

do you find missi pyle attractive too?
look her up.

>>670471419
https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M

>>670474934
im laughing at everyone except me and amy

>>670474950
several sedimentary layers on jabba's face

>>670475026
no your the gay one faggot, suck you're memes too

>>670470882
Amy, you have to stop this. You had a good run, now it's time to hang it up.

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>>670474950
Not sure if shit bait or massive faggot....

>>670474950
attracted no but i would fuck on the side when im in the mood for a gobbie

>>670470882
Arms

>>670474248
cut out everything good why don't you

>>670475576
I keep meaning to go find more of these in english, but I never get around to it

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>>670475440
Anon's memes are more interesting then your chub love and the need to defend it kek

>>670474855
>>670475455
Dubs makes Martine double sweet

>>670470882
She's disgusting and reminds me of a pig.

>ITT: Angry virgins who take they're hate out on funny beautiful women

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>>670471419
LMAOOOOO OWNED!

>>670470882
She's pretty. I'd chill with her. Looks too much like me mum to bang tho.

Also, her stats are quite small. She looks fat sometimes, but if you were to stand by her, you'd be like oh.

Unless you a gnome.

>>670473345
>amy is attractive bcuz ur all virgins lol lmao
Fucking kill yourself m8

>>670476005
>touched a virgins nerve
you're butt hurt is uncontrollable lol

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>>670475414
torrent dougal dixon niggers predator rats ftw
>>670475876
fat gnome

Pretty sure she made me gay

amy even made a funny sketch where she pointed out she's drunk at the office hot not tv hot. if she was grinding on my dick i'd slam me some pork but i ain't gonna bust a nut or post pics like a faggot

>>670475805
>>670476157
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

>>670471419
lol m9 fukin rekt someone screen shot this

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No Martine left, but have some Frank

>>670471486
>>670471502
>>670471573
>>670471591
>>670471773
>>670472116
>>670472830
>>670472932
>>670475317
>>670475833
>>670476476
loser faggot virgins with no sense of humor

>>670470882
There is only one fat Amy i would bang and that's fat Patricia.

>>670474394
It's about her looks when the topic of discussion is her beauty.

Now if you wanted to change the topic to her comedic talents, I'd have to call her a joke thieving cunt.

Look, amy Schumer isn't ugly. Idk how anyone could say that. I mean I have almost no standards as I know most of you don't either. I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't brag about it. She's a moped.

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>>670476476
dont worry way ahead of you

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>>670470882
5/10 at best, gains some pointsfor no extreme physical deformities, but 3-4/10 as soon as she talks.

people only say she hot because they are expected to think so.

>>670471493
worms

>>670476648
>>670476691
your virgin is showing

>>670470882
Shes a chick who made it in the media. Obviously she will look appealing.

>>670474746
Look at that Ernie from Billy Madison looking Nigga on the left.

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>>670471419

>>670470882
After seeing her on the charley sheen roast i wanted to have extremely dirty sex with her then never talk to her again, being equal parts proud and ashamed.

>>670476795
Lol why? Because I would stick my dick in amy Schumer? Shit, I'd fuck worse. Might even smile a bit after.

After about 20 beers.

>>670470882
When I lost my eyesight and hearing, sense of smell, touch and taste, and the lobotomy.

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>>670472485
shitty shop

>>670476892
there's nothing cooler than peeing your pants

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>>670476795
you don't need to be a virgin to have standards, and considering you like this low tier cow, well being desperate shows enough i guess

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>>670477133
Ayyyyyy

>>670476795
Calling people a virgin doesn't settle an argument. We all have stated why she is ugly and the only way you have responded is "uh ur a virgin lol".

Fucking idiot

>>670477087
it's just accentuating her features

>>670477362
This is fucking nightmare fuel

>>670477504
>being this butt hurt about being called a virgin

>>670477180
Who needs to be attracted to someone to fuck em?

>>670470882
not yet

>>670477667
I'm not. I'm butthurt about the fact that you are not capable of having a fucking discussion. Tell me, what do you think is physically attractive about Amy Schumer?

If would fuck her if I didn't have to buy her drinks or dinner... maybe I could take her to a nice field to graze on grass and flowers before I sucked on those saggy utters of hers.

Like everyone, there are shit photos of her and good photos of her. Us Ausfags didn't hear much iver her until she was already popular.

But even if she wasnt, I'd stick my dick clean through her and feel no shame. Guess one man's sexy confidence is another man's preachy bitch.

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>>670477691
i do, or heavily intoxicated, but then i run the risk of passing out after

>>670470882
>broad manly shoulders
>shaped like a fridge

>>670472701
Can we turn this into a Dodger thread

>>670472485
Holy shit she looks like a tree trunk.

>>670477811
the insides of her thighs

>>670477977
As long as the face isn't ugly, I can most likely maintain an erection long enough to enjoy the sensation of sliding my dick into a moist hole. Plus, ugly chick's are fun to fuck if you insult them in the process.

>>670472701
this is real beauty

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>>670477825

>>670470882
Shortly after I had my genitals removed.

>>670476591
Sarcasm
Not detected

>>670472225
She has a horrible face.

>>670470882
It's not happened yet. I still think shes unattractive, unfunny, overrated sea cow. I will keep you posted OP. Got an email address?

>>670474394
The real reason is because most female comedians aren't funny. So take your social justice knight act somewhere else twat.

>>670470882
What is with the threads lately about this cow? Like seriously?

>>670478751
possibly a paid shill or virgin cuckboy.

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>>670478338
fair enough, had a similar thing with a hippie girl a while back ( i don't like hippes ) but she loved kinky shit and being degraded, can honestly say pissing in a hippies face is a fond memory, and i don't even have that fetish, laughed my arse off later tho

>>670477825
your mom getting fucked by a nigger

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>>670477825
yeah that's actually a white woman getting exactly what she craves

>>670477825
A newspaper.

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>All those butthurt OP replies

>>670470882
She looks like a grandmother.

>>670479993
Don't insult grandmothers faggot.

>>670480399
Nigger jews don't exist faggot.

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>>670470882
useless fucking cunt perpetrating the myth that women can be funny

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>>670480487
Shhhhhhyyyyalom mother fucker

>>670479993
a cabbage patch grandma

>>670480487
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israel

>>670470882

Brushie brushie

>>670473345
she has a pretty strong case of MLA, for that reason alone i wouldn't bang.

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>>670480487

>>670470882

I love the look on that makeup motherfucker's face like, "Can't brush away arm fat, bitch"

>>670480924
Or a Skyrim child.

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>>670470882
Immediately before making the decision to become painfully gay.

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>>670481200

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>>670481471

>>670481306
without sexy loli mods rite guise. me and jessica alba follower be butterfly kisses with our homeless loli slaves

ami schomer is wel fit

>>670477087
This isn't a whole lot better the shopped one

>>670470882
unfunny
fat
retarded
ugly

>>670470882
she proves women can be funny too

>>670471419
Lmao smh u da real mvp