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>>670460235
I like what he says at the end. Enjoy your 404
>>670460235
>>670460516
bumping for the love of cringe. sorry i can't contribute. new laptop ftl
>>670460235
this is from a now unpublished fb page about a retarded kid. the mom kept saying anonymous was protecting the page after people kept making memes about her potato.
Fuck it, i love a good cringe, bump
>>670461099
Young Boris Johnson was awkward.
>>670461237
This is Rage, not Cringe IMO.
>>670461510
lol
>>670462322
fuckin saved. good shit anon. this thread will be kill soon but the story will live on.
amerifags are literally the most embarrasing human beings ever
>>670462322
Awesome story bro. Expected it to end in shit like a lot of these, but sweet as fuck ending. Also best final line ever lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hfxyJn99lE
>3:15
>>670465854
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>670465854
I could have lived without that...
Thanks for the cringe
>>670465789
I called my dog a cat and my dad called me a retard.
>>670466153
Sounds about right
>>670460235
That fucking guy
This is why I despise idiots, but "intellectuals" even more. Fucking clown with his entry-level bullshit thinking he's hot stuff. Half of his books are considered pseudo intellectual memes on /lit/.
>>670466451
Fuck you anon
>>670466531
What, you don't like spiders m8?
>>670465502
this one made me laugh harder than it shouldve
This guy
>>670463208
that story is 3 years old dude. More of a YLYL tho.
>>670465373
Retard. The original was a UK soldier. Nice job checking your sources, faggot.
>>670466705
Ikr lol
>>670462322
Any more like this anon? Amazing fucking story.
>>670466808
Is that normal in the Usa?
>>670466072
I kek'd. Miadas are fun though. Friend had one, and that little fucker could go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY
Easy mode: 1 min
Normal mode: 3min
Hard mode: 7 min
Final Destination, No Return mode: The whole. damn. thing.
Nightmare Fuel Mode: The whole thing, with headphones on or volume at full blast+following his instructions.
You. Will. Not. Survive.
>>670466904
Do you see any other fucks with their bodypillows in that picture?
And that's me out. Enjoy the dump. Contriboot if you want the thread to live /b/uds
>>670466445
I hate all intellectuals. Intelligent people who know better than to be smug pretentious faggots are more fun.
>>670466586
Choked on my yumyum because of laughing
>>670467017
Ive seen that shit all the way through several times, go back to 2014 boyo, youre a lightweight
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDaRcy0cNsVJDo-A6Jq3nLEqL0ILCyq9N
>>670466445
the fact that you would use the term 'pseudo-intellectual' makes you no better than him.
>protip: people who are actually smart don't feel the need to tell everyone how smart they are.
>>670466586
Why are they stepping on the liberals? This is what the liberals wanted.
>>670465373
This was in the UK. Nice try Britcuck
>>670467264
because there's a difference between being politically liberal and being a SJW babby.
>>670466963
Miata* and they're fucking shit. Slowest "sports" coupe on the road.
>>670467017
this shit's been on national television son, you're behind the times.
>>670466844
man, I feel genuinely bad for fat people sometimes. I'm gonna get fit for that motherfucker in that gif, and the dancing fat dude at that rave thing.
>>670466963
My brother crashed my dad's miada and was in the hospital for a while.
>>670467017
>Full blast with headphones
>Follow his instructions
>Stop at 0:11 because not vegan.
Did I do good?
>>670466792
lol no it wasnt you butt hurt spastic mongoloid
>>670466904
Are you retarded? I've lived in the US my whole life and never seen a waifu pillow in person.
>>670467490
*miata you fucking cucks
>>670467409
Note that I said fun, not the best.
>>670466607
>be jelly haterz n0h8 pls
Id shoot her if she was my kid
>>670467453
>Two insanely successful people
>Beautiful
>Each earn more in a week that 99.9% of people earn in a year
>Adored by hundreds of millions of people
>Are pretty much American's version of royalty.
Where's the cringe?
>>670467465
>i'm gonna get fit
lol. no ur not.
>>670467542
Fuck man I don't know cars I was following the other guy. I'm a follower not a leader
>>670466153
Kek
>>670467550
They're not fun either, jump in a Nissan 300zx. Hell even a 350z and you'll have 5 times the fun for like 3 grand more.
>>670467409
spoken like someone who knows nothing about cars.
>>670467506
You fucking retard.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/203187/uk-soldier-converts-islam-gets-surgery-becomes-daniel-greenfield
>>670467635
fun is subjective. 3/10 I replied.
>>670467598
Then spread the gospel, son. Miatas are for cucks.
>>670467646
name a sports coupe it's faster than, cuck.
>>670467017
You faggots are aware this is a parody?
>>670467517
I live in Michigan and my (random) freshman roommate had two of the fuckers.
>>670467703
They look cool tho
>>670467657
*You're
>>670467703
>implying a cheap, easy to modify and repair sports coupe with near perfect weight distribution is a bad thing.
>>670466792
Newfag falling for the bait.
>>670467773
lol what.
>>670467749
>yours, probably.
seriously tho, see
>>670467793
top speed doesnt mean shit if your car doesnt handle.
>>670467584
You're not going to do shit to stop me, so suck my microcock, faggot.
>>670462322
That was fucking amazing.
>>670467561
She cucked him m8
>and has now given him a transexual mother in law in return
>>670467542
That's ok, they're just from Chicago.
>>670467793
Other vehicles in the same price range with 50/50 that are nearly twice as fast:
Nissan 350z (albeit older with higher mileage)
Nissan 300zx
toyota celica
toyota spyder
>>670465686
lost
This'll cringe the fuck out of you all. Or at least make you feel violent.
>>670461099
ah for fuck sake
>>670467903
refer to:
>>670467986
>>670467499
kirk
>>670467912
Did she? With whom? details.
>>670467917
kek
>>670468129
Why do you even care?
>>670461237
rage
>>670468024
>4 panels of cringe
>>670467635
They're fun when you're in high school. Holy shit, you just have to be the elitist faggot here, don't you. Can't just accept that fact that I enjoyed speeding around in that fucker when I was 17, can you? Enjoy never having friends.
>>670466808
fucking Oreimo
>>670468024
Whats worse his hair or how his hat sits on his head?
>>670468168
Because I despise Kanye and want to derive pleasure from the fact he got cucked.
>>670468024
Whats worse his hair or how his hat is on his head?
>>670467207
not really, but you look like a bitter stupid cunt trying to say so
>>670467561
They both have literally no talent yet are considered artists in their respective fields.
>>670468252
Yes
>>670467986
We're they in the same price range 8 years ago? And I've been in a 350z and a fucking vette, because my friend with the miata became a mechanic for a chevy dealer. Go eat a bag of dicks.
>>670468207
You had a shit car, and can't handle power.
"speeding around"
>speeding
lmao
>>670468297
Artists? What is Kim's field in which she is considered an 'artist'?
Kanye is talentless though. Truly a waste of skin.
>>670468297
no, he's providing OC for the cringe thread. Let him be.
>>670467561
Insanely successful?
pretty sure most successful people aren't $53 million in debt.
>>670468292
you really took the time out of your day to write that? why?
>>670467499
kek
>>670468370
It wasn't mine, retard. Learn how to read the thread, dumbass.
>>670462322
tl;dr
>>670468129
Just look up Jenner sex tape scandal etc, and also realise that he is now 52 million in debt
>>670468336
Celica yes it was m8, 300zx was too, 350 was close but not really, and you could own a spyder for like 4 grand more at that time with maybe 30,000 extra kms.
>>670468476
Kim sorry, I was still too busy laughing
>>670467207
He's not claiming to be an intellectual, you fucking mongoloid.
>>670465854
>1/4 heat scale
>slobber trigger warning
This guy reminds me of the first guy who ever blew me.
>>670467657
howd they know he actually changed gender under the bag?
>>670460235
... he's not entirely wrong...
>>670467359
not when I was growing up. But then again, you're probably talking about actual liberals, which is not what the word represents in the image. It represents the modern liberals, which have been sjw babies for decades now.
>>670465789
>counselling international service
what?
>>670468513
Fucking cancer. I refuse to believe someone made this because it is their belief.
>>670468589
But he is like 75% wrong
>>670462322
one of the best greentexts I've read. 11/10
>>670467819
>Says retarded shit
"I WAS JUST TROLLING LOLOLOOL U GOT TROLLED xD"
>>670468496
give me prices then. He got the shit for 3k.
>>670468801
Nope. Has to be b8. No one is this fucking stupid.
>>670468589
He doesn't understand that both him and music fans are plebs, and only producers have any true merit. Being well read means fuck all, unless you were reading non-fiction and I don't mean philosophy.
>>670467561
50 mill in debt
>>670468686
>butthurt faggot damage control
>>670468449
This is the most retarded thing I've seen in the thread so far.
>>670467561
is this new copy pasta?
>>670468907
Yeah, that's basically what you've done here.
>>670468950
It's new cringe. OC.
>>670468986
This is not cringe. It's rage.
>>670468461
you missed out. great story.
>>670469023
yeah, basically. I was too lazy to pull the image up myself.
>>670468653
He's like 25% wrong.
>>670467561
lol butthurt yeezy fan.
Yeezy is literally worth less than shit. And both of these cunts have no talent whatsoever, especially Kim.
>>670468963
its weird when you talk to yourself
>>670469104
Seriously, when did this become a "You rage, you lose" thread?
>>670468379
Dude is an ok producer.
>>670469104
This is rage.
>>670469118
You're 100% retarded
>>670468379
Sucking dick and being attractive. She excels at neither of those.
>>670469104
hope the whale did it
>>670468760
Average back then was 5-6k for a half decent 5 year old miata. They didn't hold value for fuck. add on you could get a 170xxx celica for 7-8 same for a zx You'd be paying 12k for a 240-260xxx 350z and a spyder was like 8-10k.
Or if you wanted to get a cheaper beat up one like your cuck friends, you could pay less for these cars like he did.
>>670469161
filename
>>670467296
So while the UK is doing its own thing and trying to get out of the poisonous EU, americans are currently ran by a nigger, owned by china, and flooded with niggers, mexicans and other immigrants.
Just remind us who the cucks are again?
Oh that's right. You.
>>670468535
Turbo Gay
>>670468618
he shot 9 niggers, pretty alpha in my book
>>670469255
*Your
Embarrasing when calling someone else a retard, retardo.
>>670460516
Kill yourself
>>670469275
Goodness, it's so dumb it cannot do basic math and insists on using cuck as an insult instead of using the obviously preferable alternative.
The proper word is "White trash"
And nothing you've said will change my experiences or opinions or what I've said in this thread. Enjoy being a loser tightwad, faggot.
>>670469308
your severely gay and retarded
>>670467635
Unfortunately to drive a 300zx you must be a raging homosexual.
>>670469510
>*you're
>>670469224
Why you mad, pleb?
>>670468024
>>670468618
Damn they look like two peas in a pod.
>>670469510
You're mad.
>>670469446
please try again
>>670469446
Theirs no way your that dum and cant spell or utlize grammer corectly
>>670466904
I doubt it is normal but there are enough pics of it that some of these freaks feel comfortable doing it over there
I guess one benefit of having a chav population in the UK is that if someone tried that over here they'd not last long in public
>>670469104
What the actual fuck?
I cannot, will not, believe this is real.
>>670469621
>dum
>>670467793
too bad anyone over 5 feet tall doesn't fit in it.
>>670469124
kim might be in debt but i think kanye actually made more off his shoes than music... which is alot as much as it pisses me off
>>670469713
this better be b8
>>670469172
I'm shaking.
>>670468202
i literally cant get over the bottom left panel holy fuck m8
>>670469746
its not how you spell dumb
>>670469822
This is just saddening
>>670469509
What? How so faggot.
Tightwad? becauase I'm saying that you should buy a better, more expensive stock car.
GJ mang, really proving your argument. Cuck.
>>670469574
your an faggot
>>670469528
A homosexual in a car that handles great and is ridiculously fast. Besides, Miatas look gay af, too.
>>670460235
Not cringe. Maybe a little derivative about the lit vs music stuff... but it's ok anyway. Guys like this are often stupids, but still not cringe.
>>670469896
Why would they're be a 'b' at the end of 'dum' idiot
>>670467664
How is this cringe? The guy looks like a decently groomed male, sure his cloths are a tight fit but he probably gets laid more than you.
>>670469275
>paying money for a car with 240k miles
>>670469900
these are the things that hurt my feelings to be of christian faith...
>>670469978
Glad to see some new faces here today, friend. If you have any questions about 4chan please let me know! :^)
>some retard takes the bait every time
>>670466963
But the one on the right is an MX-5 tho
>>670465373
September 11 would have been funnier
>>670470086
that what the cringe threads feeds on. new arrivals
>>670470041
Kilometres not miles ya fuck head. Besides your mates Miata would have either had an awful history and shit body or high mileage at that price anyway.
>>670470080
This Texas fella is a pro facebooker
>>670469987
I loled at his matter of fact way of dealing with it.
Better than having another stray to slowly starve to death, and faster, and cheaper than putting it down at the vet.
>>670461099
Never has never will.
>>670466690
>>670466690
This kid is fucking rad fuck off.
>>670470086
Every damn time. Somebody give him the tour.
>>670468296
Actualy hot twink.
>>670466319
Do you have that pic?
>>670468652
if that picture made you feel annoyed then you're even more retarded than it creator.
>>670467561
>Where's the cringe?
ironically, you are
>>670462322
A happy ending on 4chan, I never thought I'd see the day.
this whole thread is cringe you bunch of faggot losers
>>670470440
That's a dangerous sentiment to express when that generation is someday gonna be in charge of the VA. Already takes me months to set up an appointment, what happens when there is government healthcare for these emo faggots?
>>670469649
ALPHA
>>670468449
ay, she's cute, though! or at least appear so in the dark
>>670465373
soldier was uk, eurofag
>>670469736
Bam.
>>670460916
Said potato.
>>670468515
Oh, he's trying very hard to make everyone think he's smart. His facebook posts are written like Jr high essays even.
>>670460235
Mom babysit group of kids. Most are 5 ot 6
I'm 8 and this chick is 8
>stuck my willy in her silly
>2 pump perfection
>>670461237
Fat people are trying to change what beauty and health means.
>>670466607
thats so cringy dude. how do these kind of people exist?
>>670470687
What am I looking at
>>670466690
Spicy memes bruh
>>670468950
yes
>>670470901
Children of an atheist.
>>670471030
Whoah, nice trips!
>>670468296
>he has a fucking hat on the back of his head completely defying gravity
holy fuck how have I not noticed this before
>>670470086
that was bait u newdude
>>670461099
in*
>>670471109
what the fuck. that not even a hat anymore, its just a backhead cover
>>670461099
alpha as fuck
>>670465502
this is just sad
>>670466690
This kid looks like Mike Levey.
>>670467017
almost killed myself at 31 seconds.
>>670461099
>my tongue goes on your clit
>puts tongue in the wrong place
gj
>>670471121
Nice forced meme. Takes more than that to fool a dank memester.
>>670465789
I was supposed to feel shock at being labeled?
>>670471366
nice cringe
>>670466451
I love deathbulge
>>670471342
Whoah, this guy fucks!
>>670461237
>the cultural values are seeping into him
>>670470440
>be in war
>litterally can get shot and die on the spot
>implying cutting wrist sideways is more brave than facing oncoming bullets
>>670470440
Serve 8 years, then post.
>>670468801
that bait is too obvious anon
>>yeah definite rage
>>670471509
servers have it rough, what with the small tips and such
>>670471366
>Whoop, I was just acting autistic lol
Back to 9gag with thee.
>>670469873
>literally
I cringed.
>>670471091
Are you stupid?
>>670471690
I did 3 years at Fuddrucker's, you fuck. We used to stack pukes like you 5 high to use as sandbags.
>>670471749
Three 0's makes trips. Fucking new friend.
Old fags will back me up.
>>670466690
biggest cringe are those corduroys
>>670471809
I didn't mean any disrespect sir
>>670468646
I think it was trying to make a joke. A shitty, retarded joke.
>>670471992
Come get Papa Clint's prostate puddin in your Gran Buttino.
>>670462322
top story
>>670472060
>gorgouse
>>670469873
You saw it, yet you were still able to harness enough mental capacity to post your thoughts on it, i.e. you were not stuck on a perpetual mental breakdown. This means you have literally gotten over it. Fuck off, you literal idiot.
>>670472154
triggered
>>670466690
Feel sorry for this kid
>>670461099
pigguface
>>670472273
he'll be here eventually
>>670469327
It really is
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/muhammed-really-is-most-popular-baby-name-in-the-uk-as-is-mohammed-muhammad-9895605.html
>>670472060
this cunt is alpha as fuck
>>670467017
48s.
ffs there's prolly a mental disorder out there named after him
>>670469822
Why do I find these imbeciles so amusing?
>>670471876
This is bait.
>>670472267
U knoe u want it
>>670471876
Nice trips.
>>670467017
I made it 5 minutes. That was one of the most bizzare videos I have ever watched....fucking vegans.
>>670467986
>celica
>front wheel drive
>sports car
OC
>>670472695
Let Clint penetrate your butthole!
>>670466743
this face is really punchable
>>670473239
He's fucking your asshole.
>>670460235
What an ass. Wish you guys could find shit without the names crossed out
>>670471809
>inb4 Navy Seals pasta
>>670473338
What did you just say about me you fuck?
>>670468413
he was right, you know.
>>670462322
damn that was real good haha
>>670473402
And you fucked it up newfag, good one, god I hope you get captured by ISIS. I'd give anything to see your disgusting, fat, greasy, pimply, hairy dump you call a body tied up with 2 militant muslims standing behind you, forcing you to beg allah for mercy before they slowly disembowel you. I'd cum in my fucking pants to see a fucking shit stain like you get wiped off the ass crack of the planet. The amount of sheer joy I'd experience from seeing you writhing in pain as your disgusting fat stomach is sliced open like a cantaloup and Muhammad pulls out your intestines inch by inch would be unfathomable. The sounds of your screams would be music to my ears, I'd record it and listen to your final dying bursts of sonic agony first thing every morning. I can't wait for you to die already and finally do the world some good by ridding it of your sickening presence. I hope you rot in hell, maggot.
>>670473204
kek, he's clearly being ironic about that hideous sweater.
>>670462322
saved, best story ever!
dubs well spent
>>670473508
this guy needs some Papa Clint
>>670473508
Yes daddy.
>>670465994
Good one
>pic
>>670468986
>look at my sexy body
> why are you looking at my body wahhh!
>>670470086
I hate to break it to you, but knowing shit from 4chan is not something to brag about.
>>670473939
your reddit is showing.
>>670473204
kek > cringe
>>670469873
Fuck you for pointing it out, now I can't stop laughing
Im gonna save that and send it to every girl I meet online for the rest of my life
>>670468296
is there anyone else out there that feels like they'd actually kill this dude if they saw him irl? I'm not trying to be edgy or anything I swear, but every time I see his face I can't stop picturing smashing it in with a baseball bat
>>670466521
LOL fuck
>>670474259
i wanna rip a beyblade into his butt
It's really cringy when people fail getting dubs.
>>670470888
Because bullying isn't allowed in school anymore
