Draw bread
>>670459704
A giant gorilla with rage face weilding an equally intimidating in size tire over his head right about to smash an oblivious flower with a smiley face, legs and feet.
>>670461046
Please do this and I'll send you good astral vibes
>>670458575
>>670458575
>fug...I am become garbage can; caller of john's
Muh joystick...
gg
>>670459043
what you mean...like an ear?
>>670460911
There is anyway to cure/fix it?!??!?
Where dem Epic Hair Girl lewds?
>>670461046
>>670459704
Go or no go?
>>670461425
this random clipboard and some shit I looked up on web MD says you have Dick cancer... ad well as type two diabetes...
you have 5 minutes to live. and 99% of that will be bleeding out your cock and screaming in pain....and the only cure is to not be a massive faggot for 5.7 seconds.... and three glasses of orange juice...
>>670461907
OH GOD, I have those exact same symptoms! I knew I should have went grocery shopping.
>>670461046
Someone please I dreamed this and felt a really strong emotion I can't understand unless I look at it again.
>>670461907
>not being a fag
>not being a fag
>not being a fag
>NOT BEING A FAG
>NOT BEING A FAG
>>670461228
Those matches were very close, If it weren't for that joystick you'd be the winner 90% of them.
ggs as well.
I touched no such loli ehg
>>670461994
k
>>670462086
>>670461425
>>670461907
but i'm sorry.... if with treatment.... you'll still be a furfag... i'm afraid that is terminal.
there is only so much I can do with a stolen doctors outfit from target and a liberal arts degree.
Draw this kitten diapered.
>>670461228
Did you make the image? My comp crashed my good sir.
>>670462171
This you bruh?
This is what happens when you lose motivation half way through.
>>670462345
That cat said goodby to diapers
No can do, b0ss
Blub blub, maddafakkas~
>>670462443
loose all hope and end it all.
>>670462514
splish splash, bitch.
>>670462514
Someone come drown the fish.
Sup fagolas
>>670462443
Still looks nice.
>>670462565
>>670462620
OH GOD.
RIGHT IN MY FEELINGS.
>>670462336
Well fuck, I think there might be a way you can help us both. If you are willing doctor, I'm gonna need you to turn me straight. You've got the right utensils to do so.
>>670462375
Still working on it
glad you still here. You want the anon saying anything?
or just
>implyi-*slap*Heresy!
>>670462443
Still really nice though, thank ye much. The brushes look very nice.
>>670462688
NOPENOPENOPENOPNOPNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOOO MUCH NOPE.
>>670462634
>lying on the internet
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!
>>670462336
DAMNIT
>>670462390
He's dead Jim.
>>670462474
Nah, it should be diapers forever for her.
>>670462688
time to pray the gay away...
>>670462794
no one expects the imperial inquisition
>>670462574
Nobody puts baby fish in the water.
>>670462565
Good morning to you too~
>>670462701
Anon could be acting like a fgt. Or just say say Something about furries. IDC really. And thanks for doing this
>>670462845
he's never dead. We just...got to remove the aids from your system...with money...and lots of it.
>>670462565
Would you lookit that, it's half passed I wanna die o'clock
>>670462620
Thank you.
>>670462780
Help me this was really good when it was a wip what happened I shat all over it
>>670462907
I've seen the light!
>>670462907
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH HERESYYYYY
>>670462907
Mother superior, I don't think that's the correct use for the rosaries... Also the cross is going to be very painful to uh... remove
>>670462295
Bring it
>>670462945
Hello fishy one
>>670462845
>>670462983
and...then some.
>>670463011
I honestly couldn't tell you, it would take a greater person than I to point out any flaws in that picture. If anything it might be because it's drawn 3D, when the character is 2D.
>>670463191
SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT SHIT IS FUCKING HERESY.
>>670462983
>>670463276
We can't remove AIDS tho.
>>670462620
>>670463283
I fucked the anatomy all up, the hair's too detailed, I gave up on the sweatshirt, etc etc
>>670463342
nooooo! *cockblocks heretic by pushing fishbone out of the way*
>>670462945
morning, bait breath.
>>670463342
DISTRACTION TITS
>>670462870
But its too late. She said goodbye.
>>670463321
Do you really want me to spam the thread with doujinshi of your Emprah as a slutty fuckboi who gets fucked 100 times a day by psychers just to sustain his existence?
Shut up.
Anyways, still taking requests I guess
>>670462443
Only mahout issues is the shadowin in the left side of her mouth and then how the hair next to the mouth has no shade
This gives the appearance that her left cheek is closer to the viewer then the lips.
Only other issues I see is the shading in the neck and the shoulder on the left cuts off suddenly where as it should be more rounded by the cloth
Overall good work though
>>670463383
*stops anon before being able to push*
>>670463495
yes
>>670462907
hail mary I guess
>>670463508
Penis jerking off another penis
>>670463537
*throws anon on Heretic and runs off with fishbone to be married*
>>670463254
I'm not even fish niggah, I'm rep-ti-li-aaan!
>>670463400
Kyaah, that's really sweet..! Ops sorry for breathing in your direction.
>>670463508
2 female demons overpowering anon.
>>670463508
Draw something with one of these two.
>>670462945
Hey Drawer, how you doing?
>>670463383
He died for our sins
>>670463419
It aint gonna work son.
>>670463717
DISTRACTION COCK
>>670463717
>
>>670463606
what. no. why?
>>670463519
You're great, thank you for actual criticism
>>670463661
In a bit
>>670463666
>Satanic trips
on it afterwards
>>670463780
>Rukia
That's your mistake
>>670463836
>
>>670463661
>Mentions 2 demons.
>>670463666
>posts 2 demons
Thank you Satan.
>>670462684
Man, you're kinda sensitive.
>>670463011
np
>>670463345
FUCKING
>>670463595
>>670463049
>>670463085
>>670463191
thanks. now I should probably fuck off. my work is done here.
>>670463658
[insert joke about eating your fish tacos are something dumb]
>>670463011
you mean my whole clock?
>>670462845
good luck with not dying.
>>670463434
Nah, they could always come back when she wants them.
>>670463254
nigga u dont stand a chance i 2 stronk
>>670463658
ey fam whatup
>>670462972
Geh no words then. No worries 'non
>>670463658
I know that, but I wasn't talking about your looks!
*laugh track*
>>670464275
Staph those are tumors not muscles
so uh, how we doin this mornin folks
>>670463717
Doing good, breakfast in a minute, trying my hand on some characters designs that looked super dank in my mind(not so much on paper, but we can improve) aaand stumbling through some nice tumbls. How are you doing?
>>670464114
[frantically search for something to say that won't make the situation awkward]
>>670464275
Me, almost took my first pull up today!
(yeah, I'm weak which is why I've decided to start working out..)
What's good on your side?
>>670464582
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaoKZfQpdA
>>670464582
>>670464573
Is this suddenly a comedy club?
>>670464573
>I wasn't talking about your looks!
hahahahhahaha! You comedian~
Wait, what were you talking about..?
>>670464722
Puss-puss
>>670464611
[casually laughs at the good joke and fucks off to do things... like sleep]
>>670464573
>>670464672
shit, this guy is better than me.
looks like i'll have to be an adult about it
>>670464508
Thank you so much!
>>670464821
B-but I haven't fucked an octopus in almost two days!
>>670464902
Sleep tight, see you later~
>>670464573
i am dying
but i still a better stronkboy then u
>>670464611
not much tbh
tafe but aside from that not much else
gl on ur workin out fam
>>670464573
>>670464611
Sound nice, hope you can pull that character off, also i'm doing fine, trying to find something that might inspire me.
>>670465168
Flex with me, FLEEEXXXXXX
>>670464973
I've heard of ending your show with a bang but this is ridiculous
>>670465168
This is tru
>>670465070
Wow, the last one must have really sucker-ed up to you to get into your bed!
>>670465070
do gay girl stuff.
>>670465452
U CANT OUTSTRONK TH NIGS
FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>670465518
DAMN RITE ITS TRU MUHFUGGA
>>670465518
straight from the goat's mouth
as they say
>>670465518
>>670465741
boo, get off the stage
>>670463666
>>670463661
>>670464114
My whole life basically
>>670465741
This yours man? Lets try and keep it more funny, less gunny.
>>670465518
>>670465741
Stop me if you've heard this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK3hc2-cEDc
>>670466020
oh shush. you draw better then me. you don't get to die.
>>670465168
Lazy dayz~<3
>tafe
What are this?
>>670465266
We'll see, I feel like my ambitions are a bit above the time and energy I have available, but with a bit of self-discipline it might work~
Happy things are alright, there are some pretty god tier tumblrs out there, browsing through random new ones usually get's me going.
>>670465518
Yeeh, having a tentacle fetish sucks!
>>670465532
Like yuri? maybe some other day, I think I might have to run soon.
>>670465954
now wait hold on I got some funny ones, just a minute
>>670466109
thank you, a squirt gun is dangerous to keep lying around
>>670466135
thank you robofeld
>>670466244
No you shush. I do not and I will fight you on this matter.
>>670466291
(forgot to save with the last arm filled)
10/10 skillz
>>670466394
bitch... look at this pic >>670466020
there are like 9001 points on anatomy I fuck up all the time, good posing and nice line work.
suck my talented art dick you fucking fabulous artist.
Anyone here good at drawing monsters?
>>670466291
tafe is pretty much just a tertiary education thing in australia
>>670466563
Ask Kris
>>670466135
What does a robot call his father?
Data.
>>670466352
No problem friendo.
>>670466291
Yeah, but they must have their arms full!
>>670466702
Who mentioned me?
>>670466682
Ah.. Best of luck with that, I'll try to do that second pull up for you~
>>670466788
You're good at drawing monsters, draw >>670466563 a monster.
>>670466788
>their arms full!
Staph, you are killing me~~~~~~
>>670466352
here's a good one
what does a dog put on their pizza?
bell pepper
wait
>>670466291
I don't know much god tier artist on Tumblr tho, i don't usually browse there. but i need something to get me going hehe, i might try to find something there tho.
>>670466838
thanks fam
good luck with ur workout thing
i believ in u
>>670466788
>What does a robot call his father?
>Data.
fucking dammit kris that one was actually pretty good
>>670466934
I usually just click around in the suggested blogs on my dashboard, the more blogs you find to adore and follow, the better the selection gets.
Or, you know, search for smut.
>>670466924
pupperoni doesn't even make sense, what an awful book
>>670466894
Hows this?
>>670467083
You like that one?
A photon arrives at a hotel, and the bellboy asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, "Nah, I'm travelling light."
>>670466020
Dayum. Nice work.
>>670466526
i meant to type untalented
>>670467580
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKXS
>>670467764
goddammit kris stop
,anyone my mind dumping the new static lewds? I fell asleep
>>670466563
Why
>>670468439
Did you hear about how NASAs new rocket was made, but then the calculations were off when they launched it?
The astronauts on board were over the moon about it.
>>670466526
>>670468197
Listen here you little shit, I'm horrible at anatomy. Anatomy's my third worst spot because every time I get done with a picture it turns out to be what some would call a "polished turd". Motherfucker I have terrible shaky hands and linework literally physically hurts me. Practice that shit. You do you because you're art's fucking incredible and I look up to you for inspo sometimes, you twat tickling cum guzzling dumpster faggot. Fucking keep going.
>>670468173
Thank you,
>>670469038
ohoho
u funny guy
i kill u last
>>670469297
ill fucking kill you in the face you obviously better art person, now love yourself or ill kick your ass you massive faggot.
>>670469297
>>670469752
>chicks in a compliment war
OH WELL THATS LIFE LOL
>>670469855
>55
DUBS DON'T LIE BRO
>>670469530
Did you hear about the guy who drank himself into a coma because he got Jesus' powers?
I'd hate to wine up in that situation.
>>670469297
Just kiss already
>>670469752
Mother fucker is that a fucking CHALLENGE?! Cause you're super fucking adorable and I'd kiss your art's ass if it let me have the motherfucking pleasure, you fucking piece of glittery trash.
>>670469855
>>670469908
This is out of hand
when you fall accidentally fall asleep waiting for requests
>>670470115
QUICKLY! HUG A DRAWFAG!
>>670470115
>fall accidentally fall
ok back to sleep i go
>>670470023
ILL TAKE THIS DUMB ART ASS AND SIT ON YOUR WELL DRAWN FACE IN THE HOPES YOUR FACE LEAVES AND IMPRINT SO AS TO MAKE MY ASS LOOK BETTER OS IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU, I WILL CUDDLES YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
>>670470023
Woukd you like to draw lewd request for me? or just chilling for now?
>>670470239
BITCH YOU BETTER STEP UP YOUR GAME BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN INTO EATING BOOTY BUT I'D EAT YOUR ART'S LIKE FINE CUISINE SO I COULD MAYBE SUCK UP SOME FUCKING TALENT FROM YOUR DELICIOUS JUICES. I WILL FUCK UP YOUR WORLD AND MAKE YOU CUM YOUR DELICIOUS TALENT JUICE ALL OVER MY FACE SO I CAN SLURP IT ALL DOWN
>>670470012
ohohoho
changed my mind
im killin u first
>>670470239
>>670470403
u gonna fuck or what
>>670470115
ayy
>>670470203
bye
>>670470403
i...fucking...DARE YOU, BITCH....okay im going to bed now...
>>670470560
Night booboo
>>670470460
nah
>>670470316
Depends on what it is
>>670470460
Oh, please dont, the idea of it simply mortem-fies me.
>>670470747
u did this
Lewds of her please. She won't do it
>>670463508
You draw gore?
>>670471427
Sometimes, not promising I'm good.
Good morning, thread.
>>670470609
>Depends on what it is
I tend to request things artist likes, well will shoot blind.
How about rough, forced deepthroat, messy wet and with lots of precum.
Choose who would you like to draw doing that http://sta.sh/21z7zh8aaz6t
Jeez what's with the laughs
>>670471582
Good afternoon, tri.
How are you?
>>670471637
Hihi Murphy?
>>670471452
Could you draw her top half, wearing a bra, sitting on a big pile of her own guts, arms and head cut off and head off to the side?
>>670471637
Good morning, Murphy.
You're up early...
>>670471706
Slightly bitter. You?
>>670471243
Do you come here often? I might drop a lewd of her sometime in the future. Maybe.
>>670471243
but skittles no for sexull
>>670471582
ayy tri whatup
Soo what's lurking inside natures pocket?
>>670471706
What it do boss?
>>670471873
Aye, this is actually my usual time I have to drag myself up
But it seems the late nights are catching up to me
Spent the morning dry heaving
So I thought it best to refrain from leaving
Chances are in going to sip some water and fall asleep
So
Good morning to you tri
How are you?
Jok
>>670472551
>Spent the morning dry heaving
ouch. Get well soon Murphy!
what do which boss?
>>670471878
Yeah I lurk, not a drawfag just observe
Requesting for someone to draw her
>>670472652
Glad I didn't eat anything or else this whole experience would be sucking a lot more. That being said someone was cooking something so it reeked of alfredo
So that kind of sucked
>what do which boss?
How do you, boss?
>>670472551
Oh. Recover soon...
My brain's shaken.
Still alive, though.
>>670472182
>not for sexual
>>670473017
I've been well as per usual, boss, thanks for asking.
Oh damn that...yea alfredo sauce...I too also dislike garlic blech.
someone draw me a pan and some bread.
>>670473270
Aye good to hear
Hope you are alright
>>670473395
Nah like I like alfredo
I think it's pretty good. But the smell when you're ill sucks
It's like the smell of a burrito when you're not hungry
>>670474035
>It's like the smell of a burrito when you're not hungry
Oh, well...I rarely been ill so I didn't know. Alfredo with spaghetti though is good.
Ever had that dry nose stench?
>>670473292
NOT
FO
SEXULE
>>670474414
Sure have
Anyone still around?
>>670475815
Yep
GEE, it sure is boring around here!
its late
bye thred
>>670476574
dont do that
mornin
>>670477490
Hey bb
>>670477490
what's so good about it?
>>670477608
howsit goin pup?
>>670477836
its jeans and sneakers day at work
whys your morning good?
>>670477911
what kind of work enforces dress code like that
>>670478560
Most places really
Most career pursuits anyway
>>670478714
>Most
could you name more than five.
>>670478560
>>670478859
Or were you talking about a day in which casual wear is acceptable?
>>670478996
>what kind of work enforces dress code like that
it was a pretty damn direct question. you can either deflect or avoid it, or be honest and say "i don't wanna say".
>>670478560
corporate offices ya dingus
professional attire is a must
alright have a good day puppers
>>670479169
dress code as in you must dress above casual wear
Or dress code as in casual wear is fine
I simply asked for clarification so I could properly answer your question, guy.
Not deflecting or avoiding I'm asking for you to not be vague
>>670479341
what kind of corporate office? there's several different kinds of jobs involving cubicles, not all of them involve dress codes. i don't know what you do, that's why i asked.
>>670479584
see above.
>>670479675
You dont need to know what I do.
>>670479719
if you don't want to tell me, that's fine. i'm just curious.
Pin is a mess
>>670479983
This thread is a mess
/r/ ?
>>670479675
That's not an answer so I'll just say occupations where you're not allowed to look like a bum
Teachers
Stockbrokers
Social workers
Telemarketers
Bankers
Hell even waiters
>>670480211
Burn the rice field.
>>670480211
Draw her tentacle fucked.
More references: http://havenolimits.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=96
>>670480317
not looking like a bum isn't the same as choosing what you can and can not wear. most teachers i know are in pretty casual clothes every day.
>>670480317
College profs dress like bums all the time, just cleaner looking.
>>670480211
Requesting Lemn
A big fat waste
>>670480515
>>670480533
Then they're shitty teachers in a shitty school
Most teachers aren't allowed to walk in to the school in jeans and a T-shirt
The only teachers not expected to wear at least semiformal clothing are PE teachers
>>670480601
They shit have the general rule not to wear much below semiformal clothing for the most part
As a professional you are expected to look like a professional
>>670480533
>as choosing what you can and can not wear
When you get hired by a company you represent that company. Normally you agree to do your best to present a casual, business casual, or business dress, depending on the place.
These places also know that no one likes dressing up all the time, so sometimes they'll have fun days where you can wear certain things. It's to promote conversation camaraderie, and ease the stress of the workplace. Pajama days, Fun hat days, Sports team days, so on and so forth.
>>670481080
>Then they're shitty teachers in a shitty school
>Most teachers aren't allowed to walk in to the school in jeans and a T-shirt
the things rich people say
How is everyone tonight?
>>670480973
>>670481357
I wish
that's the way it is in public school systems
>the things rich people say
The things people who live in shitty areas say
>>670481303
This
>>670481469
Ayy
>>670481357
Dude you realize that there's a reason most schools have a casual Friday for teachers right
>>670481894
i dont live in america so no i dont.
Wow you people really will argue over fucking anything holy shit.
>>670482067
NO WE DON'T
>>670482189
nah fuk u we do
>>670482067
Shouldn't you be at work or something
>>670481469
Hey greey
>>670480387
>
>>670480515
>>670480880
nah
>>670482067
it would be weird if they didnt...
>>670482222
Quads don't tell lies
>>670482062
>i dont live in america so no i dont.
>So many arguments boil down to "LOL SHIT IS DIFFERENT IN MY SHITHOLE 3rd WORLD COUNTRY BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT I'M FROM FUCKING GUANA OR SOME SHIT ON AN AMERICAN IMAGE BOARD MADE BY AN AMERICAN FOR A PRIMARILY ENGLISH SPEAKING USERBASE"
>>670482230
PPfft no.
>>670482222
best time to get quads
>>670481685
Ayyyeeee!
>>670482230
Please god no, I can't get the smell out of my fabric.
>>670482330
Shouldn't you be at work or something
>>670482330
>implying that the dude isn't euro or brit
>implying implications implied implicitly
>>670482067
Ye
>>670482062
Well that explains it
Different country different expectations, my man.
In the US teachers really don't dress casual
It's rather uncommon if they do
So yes they generally have a dress code
Hey thread, i see things might be picking up pace again
>>670482500
There are like three good countries in Europe
>>670482330
Ameriscum talking shit about any other country is the hilarious
>>670482659
Your point?
>>670482330
>>670482560
i live in a socialist welfare state and teachers are allowed to dress as they want. i've seen them wear casual shirts and jeans since the early 90s. it's not like it's a conservative thing either.
>>670482826
Oh my god shut up Ava
>>670482805
Just stating a truth
>>670482258
>it would be weird if they didnt...
u rite
>>670482494
>Shouldn't you be at work or something
Shitposting is a full time job.
>>670482500
Either way, it's dumb to correct people without putting your position in context from like...the very beginning...
>>670482699
>Ameriscum talking shit about any other country is the hilarious
Does your country even have an economy?
>>670482882
>Oh my god shut up Ava
HEUEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>670482826
Ok that's neat and all
But the subject was American so we simply based it off the American standard
>>670483068
american social standards?
>>670482952
Economy is for kikes, and there's no room for kikes in my country
>>670482494
>Please god no, I can't get the smell out of my fabric.
Fight fire with fire, they say
>>670483572
Fuck that, I've got fucking school in 4 hours I need to get some sleep.
Where are the good drawfags?
>>670483680
I'm lurking
>>670483680
They left.
>>670483680
>the ones that draw my fetish arent here
>WAH
>>670483572
>Economy is for kikes
Spoken like a true 3rd worlder...
>>670483680
>Where are the good drawfags?
You have to summon them by being gud.
>>670483406
>>670483068
You realize though, that all of that shit is literally ASS?
>>670483406
Social standards
Working standards
Etc.
In the end the point is that in the American professional occupations have some form of dress code
Save for some blue collar jobs
But even then some blue collar workers are expected to wear some kind of uniform by their employer
>>670483776
How bad did I do, I summoned you.
>>670483954
That's irrelevant
>>670483643
Sleep is for the weak!
>>670483776
The 3rd world is a meme, there's no such things
>>670483774
I got that covered
>inb4 u suk u dont coutn
>>670484119
American
Social
Standards
are
Literally ASS
>>670483977
Not software developers though, we pretty much wear whatever.
One of my old supervisors had been known to come to meetings in cargo shorts and flip flops.
>>670484190
>>670484119
wew lad
>>670484247
>a glimpse into the future
>>670484327
True or false though?
Literally ASS
>>670484247
This is true it really does matter on the employer in the end
>>670484327
Right no chill
>>670484419
that's gonna be a truth
>>670484014
>How bad did I do, I summoned you.
Well I'm here so that's something.
Typically all that's needed is
a) A dumb argument in progress that I can jump into
b) My name mentioned, the more times it's mentioned and talked about the more likely I am to appear
>>670484247
Thats kind of the difference between new money industries like computer tech and old money ones like banking.