GTR-guy reporting

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>>670450075

Why are IDs even gone?

>>670449972
M A R T O N
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Dunners reporting, I guess.

What's good?
>>670450191
Banner-worthy.

>>670450219
Because we don' need no steenking ID!

Auckland central reporting

>>670450372
kill yourself

>>670450443
buy me a rope and i will

>>670450443
Been debating on it for a long time now, mate.
Cheers for your input though!

where the herb at in el capitan?

These threads have been getting worse since last year

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>>670450075
Kek, you wish you owned one of these
>>670450372
Hey mate. How's it?

Where da dunedin nudes at?

>>670450689
will do
>>670450697
just fuckin do it already then
>>670450851
thats fuckin ghetto gtfo cunt

>>670450075
wat a fag. bet he owns a primera not a gtr

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what's good my n

>>670450762
we lost some of our main posters

>>670451111
RFB as shit eh
Waste of quads, tho

>>670451113
i own a R34 rocketship edition GTR u fuck

>>670450762
after i started lurking it got worse so you can blame me bb

>>670450851
Yeah, so-so. How's it with you?
Car looks good!
>>670451111
>quads
Fuck, I might have to now.
>>670451113
He's actually got a Charade.

>>670451318
ur a waste of quads

>>670451380
I thought it was a 33
Irfan, plz

>>670451241
>pronouncing vowels
>not Prunencing vewuls

>>670451113
It's a GTR, not a primera. I own the 1999 model that came with vtec and the UB40DETT rotary engine.

GTR-guy

>>670451414
get it done with then
>>670451469
I have a R33 and a fucking R34 rocketship u fuckin poorfag

>>670451469
No, it's an R64 pentium quad core GTR.

GTR-guy

>>670451414
charde GTti u fuck
tell me when u find one of those for sale

>>670451414
I'm alright, been better, but yano
Thank you, man. Would look better if someone hadn't decided to put a nice scratch in the bonnet, which is the reason for "been better"
Busy day or just the usual?
>>670451460
Bit of banta

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>see GTRguy posts
>what's a GTR?
>google
>its literally just a skyline

who cares

>>670451802
It's more than just a skyline. Only elites like myself own them.

GTR-guy

>>670449972
he maybe did

I just signed up for reddit with the username IDbro

>instafame here I come

>>670451994
kys

>>670451414
I'm also looking for a v-spec II cefiro. Let me know if one comes up for sale.

GTR-guy

>>670451994
>Using a dead man's name as a username

>>670451994
upvoted

>>670451704
Fuck, that's no good. What happened
I can't see it in the photo, for what it's worth.
Busy by my standards, I guess. Went and saw me old boy, which was good.
You?
>>670451889
But what'd he maybe doooooooo?

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TRAP THREAD

Whoever made that flag forgot a star.

>>670451882
It's like a 20 something year old car isn't it? why are they so great? I always see shitty skylines hooning around town.

>>670452522
this isn't aussie idiot

>>670452522
two stars you fucking mongoloid

>>670452555
You obviously don't know anything. It has a state of the art ODDESA ET-Phone home 4WD system. Back in it's hayday, the skyline out classed the porsche.

GTR-guy

>>670452834
Slower than a modern camry though right? who cares.

Who here has a kik to exchange pics with?
Bulldango
or txt me at 027 2244918 cuties

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Wellington here. What should I draw tonight?

>>670452929
Mine would still be faster than most modern cars. I've made all the essential mods like tinted windows, mags, a bigger spoiler, a loud exhaust. That's increased it's hp by about 1000.

GTR-guy

>>670453077
Draw me and my car.

GTR-guy

>>670453077
A PICTURE OF MY DICK

>>670453077
a kiwi bird with a massive cock

>>670453315
ur a king, u r me, please never stop, i will be watching

>>670450224
Palmy here, what's up?

>>670453487
Of course I'm a king. I own a fucking Mazda GTR skyline r74 g-spec moonlander edition

GTR-guy

>>670449972
do you hate foreigners? I'm american thinking of moving overseas to work as a programmer

>>670453804
Yeah, we're all racist and can;t fucking stand you yanks stealing our jobs. Stay the fuck in your own shit hole country you cunt face.

>>670453766
What are you fuckin' doing, man? This isn't a cringe thread.

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>>670453427
There ya go.

>>670453804
no we do not, NZ is a very multi-cultural country
people won't even notice.
Its the Maoris we hate, all other cultures are welcome

>>670451994
Post as idbro on the nz subreddit.

>>670453804
indians and asians fucking everywhere

in central auckland you see more asians than any other race

>>670453928
I don't understand what you mean by that. Stay out of our car chat. You obviously know nothing about GTRs.

GTR-guy

>>670454019
and indians u fuck

>>670453804
general rule, if you are here to work and work hard you'll be accepted no prob
we got straight outta africa black mother fuckers who are liked more than the Samoans who come here.

>>670453939
fucking Perfection man

Thanks

>>670453939
Why haven't you drawn me a GTR yet?

GTR-guy?

>>670454111
i said indians bro

i work with like 8 of the cunts with 14 total co workers

ACTUALLY

>>670450762
1st wave >>>>>> 3rd wave >>> 2nd wave

I've lost count so I don't even know which wave we're in now

>>670453994
what city would you recommend? I was actually looking at melbourne but fuck it, might as well cross the water if there's a good job to be had

>>670454219
I drew the least gay request.

>>670453804
We accept immigrants but you have to go through this ceremony where you get sodomised by the Prime Minister and his cabinet members. It's a very old tradition and one that's dear to us as a nation. There was vigorous debate about it in the 70's when we had our first female cabinet member (Minister of Finance Regina Williams) it was eventually agreed that she be allowed to participate and that she use a special ceremonial strap on. Though in many ways the ritual is still stuck in the past, for instance no lubricant besides hogfat is permitted.

>>670454429
Fuck you. Eat my dick.

GTR-guy

>>670451802
Only the car that caused the Bathurst rules to be changed to outlaw them back in the 90's
Only the car you aimed to get in Gran Turismo
20 years later and it's still just as fast, if not faster than modern day sports cars
>>670452287
No idea, noticed it when I was washing it last week, Can't be fixed without repainting the bonnet so I'm not overly happy about it
That's good man!
Just class, nothing other than that
8am class tomorrow, can't wait..

>>670454484
that's fine I was raised catholic, that trail has already been blazed if you catch my meaning. wouldn't even feel it

>>670451994

How do I get famous like IDbro??

>>670454505
Get a better car then.

>>670454360
uhh, anywhere really, just not auckland. unless u want to spend 600k on a house worth 200 2 yrs ago.
otherwisse, hamilton pretty algood, quenslands nice. don't know hard to say really, a lot of nice places to go. anywhere but auckland is all I'm gonna say. even wellingtons ok

>>670454714
There is no car better than the GTR. It's the stuff wet dreams are made of.

GTR-guy

>>670454535
stock it's slower than pretty much every shitty crossover released in the past 5 years or so.

doesn't make it a bad car it's just not particularly quick by todays standards at all mate.

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where is the weed in wellington?

>>670454484
please kill urself, only 5 fuckin people in nz care about ur maori fucking traditions, they and ur people are whats wrong with this country (not to mention tongans and samoans)

>>670454692
Become a shitposting God

If you do things right and it all goes smoothly, you will start to see results in no time

>>670454730
cool thx

>>670454883
i got some mah bro, u keen to score g?

>>670454883
Go ask Jeff (The "Excuse me!" guy on Courtney Place).

>>670454883
kys fgt

>>670454868
My GTR would shit all over any stock car you could name.

GTR-guy

http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>Christchurch

>>670454868
~4.6 seconds 0-100 which is about the same as modern day sports cars
Also, you can get supercar power out of stock internals on the engine
They're comparable to todays standards, and they're a 27 year old car

>>670455166
stop trying to make this a thing, kys thanks

Nelson nudes please

>>670455273
lol newfag

>>670454535
That's a bastard shame. I mean, it was always going to happen, but it didn't need to happen yet!
Fuck, you'll be jumping out of bed for that one. Long class, or just an early one?

>>670450075
die in a fire

>>670455427
Seconded.

>>670455331
Not him but the first tinychat was far better than that cancerous one. Kill yourself faggot

>>670455485
neeeeeeeeewwwfag hahahahaaha

>>670455427
I will sodomize your whole fucking family

GTR-guy

>>670455427
>>670455468
thirded

"I'm in love with a 16 year old Taiwanese girl"

-IDbro

>>670455007
yes

>>670455014
nah, he'll ask me for a durry.

>>670455404
For sure it is!
It shouldn't happen, though
I mean, if it was me that scratched it, then I wouldn't care, it's my car, but yeah, someone else doing it, is a different thing.
Three classes, 8-12 then 1-3, every week though, so I'd better start getting used to it

Any Te awamutu peeps in here?

>>670455034
say what?

does this mean kill yourself shit faggot?
like nigga, yourself is one word.

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Kebabs are love.

Kebabs are life.

>>670455205
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>>670450851
jesus fucking christ you disgusting douchebag rice burner driving piece of shit

do us all a favor and go crash that shit pile you call a car into a fucking volcano

>>670455696
meet me somewhere bro, where bouts in welly u at?

>>670455560
Who the fuck is this cunt? I'm the real GTR-guy. Stop trying to leech of my fame.

GTR-guy

>>670454692
The fastest way to gain fame in nz threads was to be associated with idbro in any way
Ive seen so many regulars doing this

>>670454692
Git gud

>>670455909
I reckon it'd survive a drive into a volcano. It's just that well built.

GTR-guy

>>670454730
do you guys drive on the right side or the american side? Also can I get a nissan titan there?

>>670455966
FUCK OFF, I've been GTR-guy for the last week newfag, today u start adding GTR guy to the end of everything trying to leech my fame u sick fuck, go kill y0urself u FUCKING imposter

>>670455981

So what do I wait for him to come back or what??

>>670455926
where abouts is good for you?

>>670456068
lets put that to the test shall we? you drive into a volcano and i'll laugh while you burn

>>670456098
we drive on the left side, opposite to america, yes u can

>>670456122
If you were actually the real deal, you'd know that I started adding that tag to the end of my posts so that people knew it was the real me. Fuck off back into the hole you crawled out of.

GTR-guy

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>>670455860
SERBIA STRONG REMOVE KEBAB

>>670456149
im in town bro right now bro, so preferably somewhere close aye

>>670455909

Underrated post

>>670456255
i added it only to my first posts u idiot, go kill yourself

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>>670456282
I will remove no kebab.

>>670456218
are all of the cars standard transmission?

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>GTRguy
Kek, I started this

Anyone in the Waikato area looking to score

0274887919 if he asks who it is say brent hooked you up

>>670456378
Only poor people drive manual here.

not all

>>670456443
yea, sure mate

last time i called a random number looking for weed i got a cops answerphone

Hey nz just your big brother checking in FUUUCK YEAAAH STRAAAAAYA BEST FUKKKIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOUSE CUUUNNNTIN POOOOOFS!!!

>>670456363
>>670456255
Why are there two people pretending to be me? I'm obviously the real GTR-guy. I bet these idiots don't even know the difference between the UB40DETT engine and the UB40DE engine.

The REAL GTR-guy

>>670456504
>>670456378
yeah most people drive autos, but thats cos we are all fags who are too lazy to learn manual

>>670455723
Oh, it looks deliberate? I guess I should've figured, odd place for a scratch, and I'm guessing it's at least all the way through the clear coat.
8am is a bit of a sharp awakening, but I guess it's not too bad overall.

I like how the thread has just divulged into maybe three or four people pretending to be a retarded version of an actual guy.

>>670456610
WE HAVE A FUCKING 3RD IMPOSTER. I'm done with life

>>670456301
41 victoria street g.

>>670456610
OH OH, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

ONE'S GARBAGE, AND ONE'S TRASH

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>>670456603
this post only further demonstrates the age old axiom

>>670456687
Make that three imposters and one real deal.

The real REAL GTR-guy

>>670449972
Need some top tbh. Any one in the Hamilton/T.A area keen to give a nigga sloppy toppy?

>>670456615
cool. do you have any muslim population? surely with indonesia so close there are some? are they generally hated or accepted or what?

>>670456762
Make that maybe four or five idiots staying up past their bedtimes.

>>670456841
Pretty much all cultures are accepted.

>>670456687
This guy is so clearly the fake. He doesn't even have a tag like the rest of them do.

GTR-guy

>>670456622
Definitely deliberate but I mean, what am I gonna do?
It's through the clear and the black base coat, there's also a dent around it like someone gave it a small whack
A morning coffee will see me right
Kek, it's cracking me up, this gtr bants

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Anyone from Palmy/Manawatu?

>>670456707
yeah bro too easy, how much u want?

>>670451994
Well I just signed up for 4chan with the tripcode IDbro
>instafame here I come

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>>670456934
kill yourself

>>670456603
FUCK YEAAH STRAAYA MATE!

>>670457033
what you got?

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sup

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>>670457119
the second post there was me.

>>670456927
jesus christ you guys are so fucking polite, how can you be this close to australia and their legions of shitposters

http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam

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>>670456934

Swefag here, going to NZ in a couple of weeks, right now I'm in Aus. Tips on things I really should check out?

>>670457167
bit bud, meth, E, LSD, thats it, what u wanting?

>>670457339
Queenstowns views

>>670457280
She fine.

>>670457119
Why are you so desperate to be like me? Just work hard and save up, and then one day you might be able to afford a gtr of your own.

GTR-guy

>>670457245
JDM.
nigga u wot?
rices the fuck outta that shit.
dont fucking call that JDM U FUCKING CUNT!

>>670457416
i fuckin have for the kazillionth time

>>670456974
That dude ghosting it the other week?
That's just not on. You don't fuck with peoples cars. It's just one of those things.
Fuck, it's painful! I guess at least you know you've reached the pinnacle of e-fame
>>670457245
>stockies on the rear
>doing a skid
>single spinner
JDM af bruh
Please kill me.
>>670457444
Checked.
And you actually know something about cars, too.
Chur to you.

>>670457251
We can be as polite and accomodating to all as we like because we know our mighty lord and protector Australia will always keep us safe and do the hard work.

>>670457339
South island for all the iconic imagery you see of NZ landscapes, north island for culture and civilization. The more north you go the more multicultural it gets.

Any Dunedin nudes?

>>670457282
Everyone knows I own the Mazda GTR skyline r74 g-spec moonlander edition, and not a shitty R33

GTR-guy

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>>670457505
>Checked.
>And you actually know s
course mate.

>>670457526
word

too true brudda top of da north island here cuzzy bro

>>670457498
In your dreams, maybe. Just keep at it.

GTR-guy

>>670457251
It's hard to believe tbh

>>670457339
NZ gets really dry and boring after a while. Make sure your stay is at least under a month or a month and a half. It's a generally sage country so you're fine wherever you stay, but there are strong spots you should stay clear of. If you're looking for good family time, check out the gondola ride in Rotorua. But take it at night, it just feel better. Other than that, there's a whole lot more to experience. You just have to be in the right area and drive lol

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>>670457444
>Calling Japanese car non-jdm because personal prefference
>tfw

>>670457340
ur bud a shit?
or good?

>>670457723
*safe

>>670457701
bro str8, im not even into cars bro, idgaf about GTRs and shit
all for the shits n giggles

>>670457786
only the skunkiest

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>>670457752
nice bro

>>670457505
Nah doubt it, was either when it was parked at home or parked at Polytech. Whenever I'm out in it, it never really leaves my sight
Too right! I'll get it fixed one day, but in no hurry. Shouldn't have happened in the first place
Pinnacle of my life, to be fair, I've made it!

Post maori girl vaginas please

>>670457662
Aww, dagumi-db-senpai-san?
'sup g?

>>670457752
Race/more?

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>>670457768
what are you?

>>670457854
not sure if believe.

>>670457340
would you ship lsd to hamilton?

>>670457861
bro im in polytech, i think i know u

She's Maori in h town

>>670457960
uhh, i could give it a go

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>>670457882

just driftin through life.

>>670457943
fine then don't waste my time

>>670458050
sweet, been wanting to try some of that shit for ages

>>670457962
Otago?
What study? Kek, would be crack up if you did

>>670457387
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>>670457723
Thanks for the tips guys

>>670458104
fair enough, good shit, where u want it shipped bro?

>>670457982
Were you responding to this? >>670457886

If so, how's it like fucking a Maori chick?

>>670457912
A car enthusiast and not bigoted hater

You all know /int/ exists, right?

Real GTR-guy here. Should r74 and downgrade to an r72?

GTR-guy

>>670458182
auto engineering bruh? fuck would be aye, what u doing?

>>670458212
They fuck alright, hungry AF for white dick if you have a job or aren't spaghetti as fuck. The ones I've had have all been reluctant to do anything but missionary though.

>>670458190
algood anytime

>>670458094
you weed is the skunk?
pic bruv.

>>670458212
You never tried the local wild life?

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>>670457861
Yeah, I mean the guy you mentioned, trying to set the alarm off or whatever.
Nah, shouldn't have, but I guess it has and that's that. You'll live.
Still the slickest looking car out, I reckon!
>>670458068
You and me both.
At least you got the sick dance moves though
>>670458296
Gallo 24.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMiKW-RuONw

r32 gts4 guy here

>>670458415
>>670458511
I want to, really do. One of my fantasies tbh. They have pretty good figures compared to most white chicks in Ham. I'm African, will it be hard for me to actually get any of them?

>>670458657
Now all these weirdos are coming out of the wood work. For fucks sake. It's bad enough that some loser cunt is pretending to be me.

GTR-guy

>>670458216
you sound more like a detective or an undercover marriage counselor to me

>>670458396
Is that what you study? Not me
Might see me drive around looking for a park, though
Nothing really, mayn. You?
>>670458514
Oh that guy, not at that time because that was a few weeks ago. I guess it could possibly be that fella, though.
Exactly, no real point in going on about it. I've had my bitch.
Haha, thank you. Even with those flaws, she's still tidy

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>>670458744
Just go for it man they all love the D

>>670458744
Nah bro it shouldn't be. I'm hams too just get otp in town and don't be broke. I know what you mean about their figures too.

>>670458813
You think that's tidy. You should see my GTR. Unlike the other GTR's out there, mine hasn't been molested by boy racers. Unless you count that time I put my dick in the warm exhaust to see how it felt.

GTR-guy

No one chilling in the vola tonight?

>>670459036
did you make a new vola?

>>670459017
Mine's tangible, though

Does anyone go to uoa?

>>670459095
Na i was meaning the one from last night

>>670459209
No one goes to that shit hole

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Last one from me tonight

>>670458885
Sure thing m8
>>670458958
What do you mean by otp? Over the phone? Yeah man, Maori/Islander girls have some really good genes

>>670459327
on the piss. fucking youth these days know nothing

>>670459327
on the piss haha

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Actually one more tease an islander

WHERE ALL THE BIDDYS AT FELLAS

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One more

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>>670459017
Also, try and get a finish on black paint like this
Shit takes hours

>>670459390
>>670459392
Ah shit true. Yeah I'll get on that asap. Thanks fam

>>670459754
What's her name?

>>670459784
I'm sure polishing it with my jizz will get a similar finish on my GTR.

GTR-guy

>>670459884
Natisha

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>>670459784
dont have black rs any more it got hit have a red one!

>>670459985
9/10
Will try some time

>>670452507
sauce?

>>670458781
>undercover marriage councelor.
bruh do you even read what you write?

>>670460134
How's the red holding up?
Red is the worst for fading/oxidization

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Another rand from h town

>>670460233
give it up, duke. admit it. you're a terrorist.

>>670458813
Yeah mate, it is!
Fuck, sorry. I've kinda bailed on you to watch The Walking Dead

>>670459992
She's hot, any moar?

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>>670460520

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>>670460654