I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THING I'VE DONE
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THING I'VE DONE
>>670449335
right....
hi david
http://www.rockettube.com/Straight-Guys/Straightnakedthugs/52619/Str8-Watermelon-Gangbang.html
>>670449669
hello
don't go to bed
>>670449744
You're a bad influence on the boy
>>670449784
fantastic
do you still have your hobbes folder
Female heir requires a name
Stats are slightly below average
Lineage is Katia (F) -> Barbie (M) -> new heir
>>670450065
>slightly below average
damn, you already wasted katia
Is everyone asleep yet
>>670450035
I like that folder
what are you doing or not doing tonight
>>670450183
No, Katia's stats were rock bottom. Darwin named her well.
Out of a total of 18, Katia had 4.
This heir has 8
kisses avery's ears
>twice in one minute
calm down dom
>>670450206
yes
>>670450235
it's kinda boring to me now
I am trying to scrounge up some more food because I have not eaten in about two days
>>670450369
oh, excellent
I have no ideas for this one
who do we know who's terrible but not THAT terrible
>>670450383
>>670450565
freklz it is then
>>670450651
wow I walked straight into that one
>>670450565
oh splendid
you should eat more
or you could get some beer that's basically liquid food
eat breakfast it's really the only thing you should do in the morning
The fuck is this shit?
>>670450822
Maybe you'll get lucky and freklz the first will die of crib death or something before he gets to the throne
>>670450942
I'm super low on food is the problem
lookin like mac and cheese is about all I have
I do eat breakfast, but very little because I tend not to be hungry in the morning at all
>>670451023
why is this luckier than getting to the throne
>>670451170
Because then you can have a new freklz later, one who is less mediocre.
>>670451009
Cafe thread
>>670451170
yeah if I lived on my own I would probably face this problem
I would just like bulk buy simple grains and shit and then get super malnourished
>>670450565
i am scritching your beard, because i am a furry.
>>670451304
can there not be both?
>>670451435
yes, welcome to my life
it will get worse when my roommate leaves in a couple weeks and I will have no one to drive me around
>>670451477
h-hmph
>>670451426
That something like those Reimu threads been poppin up?
>>670451435
I basically just buy tons of spaghetti, I doubt that's healthy
>>670451617
Possibly.
>>670451571
oh fantastic
you can come live in my room if you want
>>670451571
Possibly, but I am less likely to pick repeating names if they had their turn
>>670451617
Yeah, kinda. Marginally more or less autistic depending on who is looking at it
>>670451642
yeah that's awful
you should get quinoa or a bunch of kinds of beans
something with protein and fiber instead of just fat and carbs
and like fruit and shit too
>>670451707
probably not worth the commute
>>670451756
here's hoping they all die in their infancy, then, so your kingdom will be nothing but infant kings named freklz ruled over by regents
do anything that involves cooking
>>670452002
Well, the country would be better off with the regency than with you in charge.
>>670449504
Did anyone read this??
>>670451705
Bout time 'nother one showed up.
>>670451756
It's /b/, everything's autistic here.
>>670452002
well you would just stay there all day
>>670452193
it is the title that counts
>>670451812
I mean I make some meat balls with it. I also have eggs and usually make a salad a few times a week. I dunno I'm not very creative when it comes to food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2smOQTXvZOs
>>670452295
freklz, child emperor of Cash Money
>>670452402
excellent
>>670451707
what
>>670452002
the
>>670452274
fuck
>>670452547
calm down
>>670450206
I'm still here, bby.
david and freklz are both BAKAS
>>670452626
real life will never be anime
am is my waifu because kaybe is too pure
>>670452795
no
anime is real
>>670452626
as real as the voices to schizo, mental diseases are no joke :^)
Uhh??? wtf kinda thread is this???
I am going to the shops
>>670452698
good thing I am not
>>670453035
you linked the wrong post there friend
im not asleep yuki, dont you worry
David please, I am not waifu material
>>670453264
you are not important enough to insult
>>670453203
It appears to be autism, or so I'm told.
>>670453203
I genuinely don't know, I see them once in a while, lurk and leave. It just seems like a small group of weebs who know each other well? I dont know, they always seem to recognize each other from what anime pictures they post.
Please someone fucking explain this thread??!?
None of us are waifu material.
>>670453592
It's a cafe thread I told you.
>>670453400
so humble
yet also sassy
>>670453704
there you go
>>670453592
Fine. It's a literally exactly what >>670453516
said. They've been around for a damn long time, just different people come and go. Current group of them I'm not familiar with at all, but this anon got it spot on.
>>670453752
Actually, you told me.
I cant wait until china takes over so everything can be a anime
>>670453752
Yuki is my waifu.
>>670453752
STOP LIEING WHORE!!!!!
>>670453830
s..shut up baka
>>670454120
send me more snaps of your cute socks
>>670453752
Da FUQ is a cafe' thread eh? Y'all like fucking RP or sum shit?
>>670453592
>>670453516
>>670453903
>>670454438
I'll fill you in in more detail then.
We're a group of people who browse the net and talk to each other via 4chan threads while in the same internet cafe.
The cafe is 2 levels and usually is packed so we just plant ourselves and, just talk.
There is literally nothing more to it and people look too into it.
>>670454120
You wish you were waifu material.
>>670454421
you will get no such things from me!
t..thats lewd
>>670454490
Nah, im the one having the waifus, not being the waifu
>>670454490
Uh ok sry I'm just gonna close the door behind me
>>670454490
There could be so much more efficient methods to get the same results, but alright then. In which case, this isn't exactly the thread I was hoping it'd be. In which case, I'm out.
>>670454586
well then could you send me some of your tummy
ehehehe
there is a cat bra thread on /e/
>>670455167
more cute girls
>>670455158
t..thats even lewder. you already seent it
>>670455266
LINK
Why the hell did cat bras get popular?
jlist promote it big?
>>670454721
>>670454586
>>670454948
bye then
>>670454490
Just talk face to face, or maybe you just prefer talking to the animes instead of people.
>>670455422
no, be my waifu.
>>670455461
these things are cute
>>670455558
No reason to. Besides we don't get here at the same time. We just get here, do whatever work we do and connect here. It works.
>>670455600
fuk u
>>670455349
fine baka
I don't want to see any of you
>>670455771
B
MAI
WAIFU
>>670455871
w..whatever david, I didnt want to lewd you anyway, BAKA!!!!!!!!!!
that is good intel
>>670455771
Seems reasonable enough
>>670455933
are you going to murder with your car now
>>670456139
Oh please, kaybe barely got a scratch
I would need to up my game next time, maybe a semi
and only after we do lewd things
>>670456061
psst
some people here are gay
Needs more Yuki in cat-cleavage bras.
>>670456239
but he's so delicate
a scratch is basically murdering him
>>670456424
He is not that delicate
just small
>>670456620
how small is he
>>670456693
secret~
>>670456784
oh my god am you have to share kaybe
is he shota sized
>>670456870
nah, not that small
>share kaybe
now why would I ever want to do such a thing?
i am considering queuing in spite of the hour
>>670456919
it's what's just am
you can't just hide kaybe away
that would be evil
let us hate league of legends together dom
okay but only one
>>670457074
Kaybe enjoys the pain and loneliness, dont worry
>>670455422
>Why the hell did cat bras get popular?
Happens with random clothing every so often. Last year there was the boob-window sweater
>>670457186
am I will be forced to take action against you
for the greater good
>>670457274
I am sensing a trend here
>>670457274
>boob-window sweater
You mean Keyhole Sweaters?
Those are still pretty popular.
>>670457408
you just want to violate kaybes butt!!!
>>670457480
Yeah well you get what I mean.
People saw article of clothing. Thought it was cute. Made weeb art. Popularity skyrocketed.
>>670457445
Yeah apparently people like boobs.
>>670457494
not kaybe's butt
>>670457650
m..my butt is off limits!!!!!!
>>670457744
I don't think there will be much resistance
>>670457480
Needs more Yuki in keyhole sweaters.
RAPE!
>>670457610
I guess the moral is if it has holes it will be popular.
>>670457966
You just want to see my boobs.
>>670457995
no one is going to help the guy who tried to MURDER KAYBE
>>670458102
;______;
>>670458101
I kinda want to see your tits yeah
i would help am
>>670458250
lewd and rude.
You're not even Snarf.
oh darnit
I'll never get to rub am's soft tummy now
>>670458101
Who doesn't?
>>670458552
Gay people
>>670458400
I am better though
Shots fired
>>670458907
Then I guess AM isn't interested in them.
I am bi.
freklz is a girl so that should work fine
I wonder if AM likes freklz.
am only likes kaybe
Did freklz go to bed?
>>670460524
AM is a slut, he likes anyone who'll post tummy
Thread dead. Thanks, Yuki.
False
I do like freklz
as a friend
a cute friend
who I would pet
no.
>>670460587
no wonder he despises me.
Killed it.
mic drop
>>670460720
Now post tits.
>>670461545
About time.
Fuck, I need to stop watching old Game Grumps and go to bed.
