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Why do atheists count the years since Jesus' birth?
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Why do atheists count the years since Jesus' birth?
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Because universally accepted standards.

Also Athiests aren't delusional enough to be obnoxious enough to want to deviate from a system that works fine.
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>be Christian
>know God exists because of Faith and the bible

>be atheist
>know nothing
>admit you know nothing and still argue the point

Why are atheists such idiots? If they don't know their beliefs are true, then why do they still insist on arguing with people who do?
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ITT: trolls trolling trolls.
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>>670449087
better question, why are you an idiot?
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>>670447676
OMG why are you here? You should be knocking doors to talk about god...
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>>670449087
We just know that your beliefs are wrong, retard. And that is all we need to know.
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>>670447676
Because its fun
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>>670449274
>typical atheist responses to being shown just how wrong they are
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>>670449506
Religious people are just fucking stupid.
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>>670449506
and yet, you didn't answer my question
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>>670447676

Because Caesar said so. And he has the legions, so, yeah.
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>>670449087
That's agnostics.
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>>670447676
Why do people care?
It's 3 in the morning my body is sore from work, and I don't give a fuck about your beliefs.
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>>670451384
Explain then how you know that God does not exist.
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>>670451508
Who said God does not exist?
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>>670452356
please don't feed the troll
who am i kidding, this is /b/
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>>670452645
AH you just remembered where you are?
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>>670453386
guess all the top tier one are already asleep
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>>670447676
>Why do atheists count the years since Jesus' birth?


no one does that.
El Jesus wasn't born in the year 1.
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Well, the historical (not biblical) Jesus was born a few years before 0 AD, but since it has been the standard year of counting of the Western world for a millenia and a half, there is no need to get a new one for us atheists. Besides, what would we choose to count from? The year of Hypathia's birth, or Darwin's? Maybe Hitchens' or Dawkins'? Hardly. Religious events are usually the starting year of many of the world's calendars. Muslims count from the year of Mohammed's birth, the Chinese count from, well something. North Korea even counts from the birthyear of fucking Kim-Il Sung. And by atheists, I suppose you mean atheists from western countries, where the biblical calendar is the standard one. It's more a matter of what country you're from and what sort of calendar is the most widely used there, really.

Also, nice bait. I choked on this with pleasure.
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>>670453862
A technicality.

You atheists live in a Christian world and you don't want to admit it.
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>>670447676
Oh look, it's THIS thread again.
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>>670454060
I know very well I live in a Christian world. I don't see the point?
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>>670451508
There's nothing to disprove your God, but on the other hand, nothing is provibg him either. Once you got some rock-solid proof and not some heavily altered, plagiarised, two-millenia old book to prove him, don't try to convince us. It just makes you look like lunatics, too be honest.
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>>670454405

>There's nothing to disprove your God, but on the other hand, nothing is proving him either. Once you got some rock-solid proof and not some heavily altered, plagiarized, two-millennia old book to prove him, don't try to convince us. It just makes you look like lunatics, to be honest.

FTFYA
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>>670455385
You forgot the "too" instead of "to" aswell.
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>>670447676

Bait, but kind of an interesting question, so I'll bite.

The answer is:
They don't. Jesus birth (if it ever happened at all) is commonly dated to around 5 or 6 BC.
And why don't atheists protest against counting the years in some connection with Jesus at all?
Because it works fine and changing the count of years always is a huge mess.
Also, it is nothing new to base the date around a mythological event. The ancient romans counted from the mythological founding of Rome, although they knew that the story was made up...
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Atheists are probably the smartest people alive on earth. They don't believe in a God because how could a God make something like 4chan and rent threads? Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, they all have one thing in common they count the years from Jesus's death because how the he'll else can we count when we don't even know what fucking year humanity started to record time? We are humans, created by Stardust not by an omnipotent being that everyone thinks will save them if the time comes. There is no heaven nor hell just straight up death. To all the Christians out there believe what you want and mind your own business you ignorant fucks.
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>>670449087
We never said our beliefs are true. And atheism isn't a belief, we don't collectively follow our own standard. We follow being individual, not the hive minded sheep that you call yourselves. Atheism is a lack of belief, we are only as ignorant as you are in trying to make sense of something we can't.At least we admit we don't understand our beliefs, instead of dodging the simple question of "Who made god?" and replying with 'DONT QUETION GOD U HERETIC!!!".

Fucking faggot
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>>670447676
according to the buddhist calendar the year is 2554
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I just use the Common Era date system like the developed world does.
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>>670454060
Actually not christian anymore, muslims are now more than christians.
How does that make you feel?
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>>670457168
Its wierd to me that actually think this is what we do though. Its well established that no one knows when jesus was or wasnt born, it cant be the basis of the calendar. To keep a clean continuity of timy keeping we have a year zero and the transition from CE in BCE periods, and the whole thing to the present moment is currently the holocene era. This is attend 4th grade or spend 3 monutes on wikipedia level knowledge.
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>>670457605
It's like you're not even trying.
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>>670457866
Hinduism is 3rd, I think? Buddhism would probably be 2nd if it wasn't for Mao outlawing it in China.
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>>670457866
Fake and gay
allahu akbar
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>>670457828
What if we are all lying to you?
What if we are all figments of your imagination and you are actually all alone? Nothing around you existed before the instant you were born.

Course your parents told you what is what after spending 8-9 years fooling you into thinking Santa was real.

No we are all people you can trust.

Dinosaurs were real (Shhh don't let him find out Giants were real too...)
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