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>>670434529
But he looks so cool though!
>>670435412
Here is some cringe for you guy fawkes
Chris-Chan's latest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1GDDduK9Q
DID SOMEONE SAY BREAD?!??!??
HOLY FUCK I LOVE BREAD.
>>670435932
Stay in your fucking thread faggot
I EAT BREAD EVERY DAY.
EVERY.SINGLE. DAY
>>670435793
what a pussyslayer, he must be!
>>670436056
Is this a thing?
That commercial was retarded af.
>>670435932
>>670436056
Keep posting lol
>>670434529
are those the tattoo sleeves you can buy in costume stores?
>>670436245
Are you saying you dont like bread?
>>670436426
I support this if it'll keep losers from saying bread instead of thread
>>670436426
Did you make this oprah bread thing or has it been around for a while. newfag here
>>670436245
Because I eat bread, like every day.
>>670436657
>>670436681
I Love Bread.
this is now a DUBS BREAD
Check em
>>670437386
MF after I eat bread for the 8th time today.
>>670438010
Why do you keep posting in my Bread?
>>670436090
goddamnit. that would be a samurai art not a ninja art. im officially more of an autist than this autist
>>670434529
nice blouse, atheist
i fucking love bread
>>670438355
Just stop
>>670436090
>used to have a yin yang necklace
>first gf gave it to me
>wondering if that still made me autistic
back in 1999, lost or threw it out when she cheated on me, but the question is now lingering in my mind.
Fresh beta OC
Backstory is available if anyone's interested
whoever doin that bread shit is probabl chuckin to themselves
>>670438477
ME TOO. I EAT BREAD EVERY DAY.
>>670436150
over 9k penises
What should we call people who go on 4chan? 4channer? Each site has their own nickname. Come on guys! We need this! There's 9gagger, redditor, "men of tumblr", facebooker, and so on.
>>670438537
you fucking stop, shitposter.
>>670438645
Let's hear it lol
>>670438837
I post quailty material
>>670438645
Fucking hell he looks autistic. Wish I could tell this guy to shave, get a haircut and stop being so pathetic with women
Background info please Trevor
>>670439529
That's just sad.
>>670438627
Yin Yang was trendy in 1999.
Can you lift this much?
>>670435673
These guys are the biggest faggots on the planet.
>>670439529
Holy shit! I swear I've seen that guy at my fucking Walmart
>>670436090
Some of these nerdy socially clueless guys are actually perfect. I would ravage him.
>>670439922
>inmortal
>>670438752
You remember that?
>>670440111
Guy in the red looks like a 400 lb Taylor Lautner P.S nice trips
>>670438804
faggots
>>670437029
How do you wear a fursuit in public and not realize you fully fucked up at life and should re-evaluate all of your life choices?
>>670440183
Yeah, but these socially awkward societal rejects are also straight.
>>670436090
>mfw when I too am trying to be like Donatello
>>670440328
Skipped brony 2 because it's apparently got an embedded file. Don't know what to do, might delete it.
>>670436426
Oprah got some big ass titties... got any nudes?
>>670439809
>ylyl
>lost
Aaah now we get to see the very best humanity has to offer. The cream of the crop one might say.
>>670438963
So, my friend had never been on a date before. She started talking to this guy and once she showed me a picture I told her it was a bad idea. But she planned anyway to have him come over and hang out.
She was nervous meeting him, not because he was intimidating but because he was a new person, and so she had myself and two other friends tag along.
The guy lives like an hour and a half away, so he came over at about 2 pm to meet her and we got to her house to meet them at about 5 pm.
He barely talked, but his voice was nasally and soft. Like typical shy nerdy dude voice. My friends and I are a bit loud and crazy, but we're very easy to get comfortable with because nothing is off limits. So we all did most of the talking and he seemed to think we were a hoot and a half. Also, when he did talk, I had a hard time looking at him for longer than a few seconds because of his face, but that's beside the point.
We went to eat, then went to a movie, and things seemed fine between him and my friend. She was doing a really good job acting like she wasn't suffering internally.
After the movie we went back to her house to hang out and more friends came over. Again, he barely talked. Finally we all left at 2 in the morning, so he was with her for 12 fucking hours that day, and yet he didn't want to leave.
So now we all laugh about how she made a mistake taking a chance on him and him hanging with us was probably the closest he ever came to having cool friends.
>>670439809
tok kek
>>670435412
Those girls are just lured in by the magnetic pull of these handsome gentlemens considerable autism.
>>670437637
>she's a chucker
>chucker
wat
>>670440448
The picture gave you computer aids, congrats
>>670438804
Fags
You're welcome OP
>>670440835
hahahahahahahahahaahaha!
>>670440786
I promise you that's not the picture that will do my computers in.
>>670438537
The bread shit is never gonna be funny. Banana at least has some weird irony to it.
>>670440565
Damn, that's fucked. Now Hes begging for another chance to hang out? Delusional.
>>670440565
hey anon! how is high school going? Oh no? Enjoying freshman year of college
>make fun of autist
>being an actual autist
pic not related
>>670438531
Bitch is just jealous.
something new: middle aged women being fedoras
Isn't /mlp/ on big cringe/fail board? Why to people keep posting cringe threads when they have their own board.
>>670437029
Wow, the rare redneck furry. Gotta catch em all!
>>670438531
people actually use g+?
>>670435861
Oh god, that was painful to watch
>>670441131
This rustles my fucking jimmies.....
>>670440973
I am glad you agree
>>670441050
Are you triggered, bro?
Take it as an example of how not to be a beta faggot.
>>670441145
Cuz b is random and can be anything
>>670438837
>He was never sexual in his humour either which I appreciated as a first wave feminist
Lost it.
>>670441124
lost
OC
I cringe so hard i melt into molecules just by glancing at the board
>>670438804
Stfu faggot. We're anons. Jesus fuck go back to 9gag and Reddit if you want a sense of community. You disgust me
>>670441124
>typical oriental girl
hi
>>670441436
...I love the big lebowski
>>670441524
newfag detected
>>670441280
>he thought we were a hoot
>closest he ever came to having cool friends
keep telling yourself that faggot. Maybe he was socially retarded, but that doesn't make you cool. Your fucking friend considered dating him. You are just as beta as her/him.
>>670441524
You're reply is what's disgusting.
>>670439872
Okay but this guy's whole website is golden, please don't forget it
http://johnofe.com/
This dude was actually a badass. Didn't get any bitches, but was a bad ass
>>670439922
>Name: Dark
>Family: Darkness
does this mean his full name is Dark Darkness?
>>670441131
hahahahah, well... if you're going to throw stones...
fuckin whale.
>>670438531
Im glad I am gay and don't have to deal with this shit. But then again being a gay man is probably a form of rape to.
>>670441124
Damn there fucking old and bitter
>>670441524
I was actually just adding to the cringe. But yeah, it's pretty crazy how they act and want a sense of community.
>>670435673
THE TRIBAL TATS
>>670439552
Yeah. He isn't exactly prince Charming. But a little makeover would definetly not hurt.
>>670434529
Is his ass on backwards?
>>670434529
I bet he's a juggalo in disguise
>>670441907
I thought it was cringe not rage.
>>670441907
Fucking hell. That has got to be satire.
>>670442134
I need more like this actually. I was wondering when tumblr would come to this point
>>670440407
Heterosexuality is a social construct.
>>670440448
What the actual fuck does that have anything to do with feminism.
>>670440448
He would be halfway fuckable if he just got his shit together. But then again that will never happen.
>>670441755
i had one of those.. when I was 5
>>670441632
Can you get any more butthurt?
>>670440111
i get it. they're fat and bla bla. but who the fuck takes a 6 year old to a competition with a game as complicated as that. l've seen magic cards, fairly simple, but i have no clue how yugio works. idk, seems like a bad idea.
>>670441632
Yeah if your friend considered dating that thing she's probably a fucking 3.
Which anything with a vagina is automatically allotted 2 points out of 10 because something eventually will hump it.
>>670434529
can somebody explain why betas and autists are so fucking obsessed with fedoras and swords? do they not realize that they are being mocked?
Time for a fun game
I don't actually have an answer key
These vaping faggits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41cOOfjl2NI
>>670440649
i'm surprised this chick hasn't done an AMA on reddit yet.
>>670441728
Fuck you loser. Go rub bush with your brother
>>670440846
#jesusfuckingchrist
>>670442417
>MY PRECIOUSSSSSS
>>670442842
yes.
I don't know, but I really hate your. If you are trolling, job well done. If you are being serious, then you belong here with the rest of the autists. Myself included
>>670442977
back in my day it was trenchcoats-not fedoras. It's just the phenomenon behind a look people believe is cool. It's like a spoken story/tradition. It's just something you learn through example. Some people are drawn to them.
>>670442959
Good to see Snowden is making the most of his new life
>>670443555
also nice trips
>>670441171
I use it a lot
It had so much potential, but no one I know other than my wife and her family is on it
Such a waste
It combines all of the good things about twitter, pinterest, and facebook and can be used as each separately if you set it up right
>>670443420
>I don't know, but I really hate your.
Hate my.. what?
>>670443215
32 fucking minutes?! what the fuck?!
>>670437166
100 bucks says he lives on Elm Street.
>>670441226
I would drape the blanket on him and do so much more.
>>670441326
That guy would look decent if he just dropped the whole autism thing.
>>670441436
twitchy carl
>>670443074
#5 he looks normal
>>670434529
>>670436090
>>670437166
>>670437637
>>670438355
>>670439745
>>670440152
>>670441392
>>670442288
>>670442417
...such a gentleman...*blushes*
>>670442222
checked m9
>>670443987
Your fucking period
do I have to spell it out for you faggot?
learn to real nigger
>>670441255
Dubs checked
The height bit or the comeback? Cause yeah the amount of tinder bitches with height requirements irk the hell out of me
>>670443269
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore....
>>670438645
Not sure what's more cringy. The guy or the fact the girl that keeps him orbitating around her instead of saying she is not interested on him.
What are this people 16 or something?
>>670442602
only cringtards really care this much.
>>670440183
Dude, nobody gets diamonds hard like autist nerds. They're the only late 20's early 30's men that get raging boners like 16 year olds (I remember from back when I was 16). If only women realized what a goldmine the betas are.
>easily manipulated
>get diamonds and make big cummies
>complete and utter devotion
BUT you have to be able to listen to them talk about their shit-tier interests
>>670443806
Sad day man. Don't kill my cringe vibe with feels bro
>>670444537
If it were up to me she would have cut the date short way sooner. But she wanted to give him a solid chance. A lot of girls have issues with flat out rejecting guys, hence why she just ignored him instead of saying she wasn't interested.
>>670443958
Science is his foam dart blaster, intellect is his fedora, he bleeds gravy and speaks words only ancient tribes would understand.
this smirk makes me so sick I just want to smash the teeth out of his mouth with a tree branch
>>670443869
Wait, what? Why are the white jersies shooting at both hoops? Why does everyone stop with two minutes left on the clock?
This is causing me physical pain to watch and think about. Someone needs to outlaw women's basketball immediately.
>mfw seeing that happen
Do any of you fags know the Youtube video of the fat white tranny that's talking at a convention and then goes home and injects his balls with saline?
>>670444772
I'm sure they also cum in about 3 seconds.
Besides, some people actually like to be compatible with who they're in a relationship with.
>>670441124
What are these old skanks on about? This girl is a fucking 10/10 no question
>>670444850
Girls will intentionally keep beta orbiters around for validation. They enjoy cuckolding them as a means of turning them off. This way it's more dramatic and feeding the drama is like mental masturbation for them.
>>670439922
fears: he is fear
>>670442977
Maybe they don't care what other people think.
>>670442185
>>670442222
Laws of physics was made by MEN and the PATRIARCHY!
>>670445300
found the autist
>>670441326
What's cringey about a hot waifu and a badass katana?
>>670445266
Wtf is THIS
>>670442222
Goodbye ACL, hello QUADS.
>>670445488
shopped is what it is
>>670441907
> no white men
> aaroncarterfan
>>670438735
Kinda sad
>>670441764
stfu dont talk shit on dark darkness
>>670445488
the missing link
>>670445146
Why is it that these kinds of people are always fucking genetic rejects and ugly as shit
>>670445214
Yeah, no, some girls do that, sure. And it's fucked. But some girls are literally afraid of telling gross guys to fuck off, whether it's because they're scared of what they might do in response or they don't want to be mean or what.
>>670445514
>oh no someone is doing something I don't like
yeah working in a corn mill for 50 years and slowly wasting away with his fat tick of a wife in church every sunday sure does sound superior to having a waifu and travelling the world
>>670439595
>friends: goku
lawlin
>>670442064
Stupid fat cunt
>>670445473
no fucking way. this takes the cake.
>>670445148
What the fuck.
>>670440846
I once went to a coffee shop in the Castro (San Francisco's notoriously "progressive" district) and I swear to god their gingerbread cookies were labeled as "organic gluten free vegan fair trade genderless gingerbread cookies". Fucking $3.00 a pop.
>>670439985
Nigga that's s besn bag chair
>>670437029
>Confurderate
>>670445753
Thank you for contributing some cringe
>>670446002
i am praying that someone redid all the text on this. A 50 cal round removed from your heart...lol. LOL FUCKING LOL
>>670439595
Oh... minion OC's now? Okay.
>>670438355
Fucking poser. Totally faking it.
>>670441124
What is the article?
>>670436090
nothing really cringe about this other than his kill-me smile and stature. bos are the shit
>>670445753
Well he does have a shit-tier waifu so
>>670446239
Some rape is going to happen
>>670441501
Cringe kid, boner for mom
>>670445753
Go to bed faggot, your pillow is calling you
>>670442705
The brother who is somewhat normal will get his head blown off and mr Furry is left to continue the family legacy... Game Over.
>>670445753
>being this beta
>>670445410
All I'm saying is that there is something to be said for doing what you want in life and not giving af about what other people think.
There is no bravery in conformity.
>>670442906
>baiting this hard
>>670446449
well that's the cap- I enjoyed posting from my insane collection for you all.
>>670443595
Holy fucking shit
