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ROLL FAGS
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did i win yet
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>>670432777
LOL I GOT TRIPS FIRST TRY GG
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.05
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.0345 :(
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>>670432653
14 top kek I am as beta as Tom Clancy's The Division
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>>670432653
.03
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The picture doesnt say anything about a roll?
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>>670432653
whats the scale you retard nigger ?
for example 2 and below is beta
give us a scale u fucking faggot
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.09
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>>670433026
Wait sorry I got 1/14
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0.17...

kinda low
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.24
i thought i was forever alone. Protip, im 32
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>>670432653
Roll... For what exactly? Do you even know what that means?
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>>670433219
b&
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0.05 gg la life
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not sure, but it's definitely above 1, but probably not as high as 2.

i'm 29.
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0.5
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0.29
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>>670433177
i think op needs to lurk moar
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>>670433334
Underage b&
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.111111111
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0
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.3

But I'm married so what does that mean since I've been true for 13 years
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0.17
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>>670433276
wtf? have you fucked 7.68 girls?
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>>670432653
.84
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>>670433391
>not even trying
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0.75
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>>670432653
9/28=0.32

Might be 10/28=0.36 but I didn't cum. Was fucking wasted on a business trip.
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>>670433508
It means you are fucking stupid to think your wife never fucked anybody else.
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Age: 28

AMI: 1.4

Unfortunately it'll never rise as I'm now married.
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>>670432653
About 1.5, rounding up
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>>670433549
.25

Cell phone, got big thumbs
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Damn 5*10^-2
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2.047619
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12/28

Without regret

5/28
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35/42
0.83 AMI
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>>670433918
how old anon? and how many stds do you have?
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>>670432653
.26086956521793913
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>>670433661
>Alpha Bingo
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>>670432653
do milfs and virgins count as 3? because there is obviously a difference in pussy quality
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8/26 = .3077

I'm ok with this
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11.46

>step one be attractive
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>>670432653
0,41 meh 3 beta 5 me
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>>670434055
42. And none, honestly.
Pretty goddam lucky considering the math.
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AMI 6

I'm 51 years old
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>>670432653
.38
still wanna kill myself tho

do u even know what roll means?

ur so straight
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47 and 1/2 of one chick
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>>670432653
0.65
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0
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>>670432653
16.57
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>>670432653

Jokes on you, can't divide 22 by 0.
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>>670435117
Age?
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>>670432653
0
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>>670434984
Which half?
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>>670433702
>implying your marriage will last more than 3 more years.
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>>670432653

Rollin'
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1.086

Not bad for a 35 y/o, sad thing is that I was 3/20 when I started dating my now wife. Bi girls rock.
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0.363
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4.98275


Im 58 y/o
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>>670434984
>>670435226

Please say a midget....
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what's 8many over 27old
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>>670435192
34
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0.23
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.74
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>>670435529
0.29.. though +100 for being a dumb fuck
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Inb4 divide by zero error
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does it count if the only girl i fucked is my sister?
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>>670436158
double points for relatives and minors
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age: 19
grills fucked: 5
ami: 0.231
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1.2
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>>670436158
>>670436249
x10 if both
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>>670436288
that's depressing, age?
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>>670432653
0
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>>670436372
what about just eating out the pussy?
(already at 10/29 though)
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>>670432653
0/20 is still 0.
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>>670432653
0,47826
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75
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>>670433321
2/28
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>>670433484
But he almost got quints!?
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1800+
devided by
25
=72
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I cant divide infinity by 21
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>>670432653

7 / 20 = 0.35
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>>670432653

Number girls fucked / age

about 200 / 52

= 3.86'ish
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>>670432653
I can't divide by zero sorry.
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>>670438194
jej
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>>670432653
0/8

>perfect score
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Probably just above .5
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14/23= 0.798
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>>670438194
>>670438379
B&
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0.35
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>>670432653
1/24 make me sound pathetic.

How about we do number of times having sex over age.

Then it's more like a factor of 10-15.
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>>670435745
How do you sleep with .38 of a woman
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>>670438194

idiot / 10
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0.464
13/28
#14 arriving this weekend ;)
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>>670433487
0/x != 0
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>>670438607
he work at the morgue
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>>670434237
enjoy
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>>670438468
no 0 divided by 24 so yeah
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>>670432653
Idk the exact number but more than 70 less than 80 so 75 seems fair
75/22=3.4090
Is that, good?
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1.32
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>>670438908
>>670439073
Better than mine, 33/25
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3.82.. you guys are all fucking lame
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0.416
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>>670432653
My highest was three yeas ago: 1.14 when I met my current wife.

Now it's 1.00 and will probably drop for the foreseeable future.
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23/26 = 2.458
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.25
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4.75. I'm not ugly?
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0.05. 1/19 i am with one girls since 5 years and still happy with her
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>>670439281
um no
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>>670436375

i'm 23 but... pic related
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>>670435185
So you've slept with 22 women and you're 0 years old?
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>>670439281
Retard
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>>670439461
nice man
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>>670439400
uh yes, what are you a beta faggot?
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>>670433444
Checked
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.15
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>>670439461
Are you anorexic?

I tough I was slim but damn you look almost sickly
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>>670439560
23/26=.88 you fucking autist
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0.35 wew
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11/18 fuck math
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0.032258
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>>670435185
>0 year old
>must be mental age
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>>670439845
Nigger this is kindergarten level math.
0.61
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>>670432653
14/88
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.2
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0.055
1/18
Hey at least I'm not a wizard trainee
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0.11~
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>>670439731
no it's not you retard, stop being a fucking jealous mongloid
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>>670439845
Youre probably underage anyway. Your hand doesnt count as a woman by the way to be honest family.
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>>670439990
>concussions may fuck over metal ability
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27/23=1.17
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>>670432653

>0.038
>1/26

not even mad tho, seeing as I married the one, so it's basically constant sex.
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>>670439663

nah i'm just european
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Holy shit 6.5
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Guys what 26 divided by 0?

Because that's my number.
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120ish/37
3.somthin
Lost count around 95 that was a few years back
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>>670435185
we are kin
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>>670440248
enjoy it while it lasts, until she gets bored and moves on
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1/23 = .044

If it was number of times you had sex/age I'd be well over 100, we fucked all the damn time.
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>>670432653
0
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>>670434380
I didn't know 1 year olds had it in them to fuck 11 bitches.
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.76 16/21
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>>670440393
I strongly suspect she won't
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>>670440393
So your girl got bored with you and left you? Must be one of them beta cuck fegits.
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>>670440279
157/24
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>>670440202
Im actually 17 (o new MOOODZ) but the numbers are accurate and actually put me at a disadvantage for lying about my age, what's wrong beta fg8t
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>>670440526
kek

>group circumcision

dem moyels mang.
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0
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>>670440547
why go to all the bother of even doing the maths when its all a lie anyway?
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0.1
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If you have fucked more woman than your age from 13-68 then theres something wrong with you.
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>>670440665
Literally nothing i was just bothered that you literally couldnt do 11 over 18. Mustve been pity sex
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>>670433549
One was black
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>>670441072
Havent* my bad faggots.
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>>670439915
That's age 32
Girl-1
Happy with life
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4.375
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>>670441072
This, theres nothing alpha about getting fucking aids
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>>670441108
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>670441080
>pity sex at first
to bad they come back because my dicks massive
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>>670432653
.3 meh.
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>>670432653
.38 7/18
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>>670441353
>at first
kekekek that was all i needed to hear
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>>670441199
Your people dont know condoms in your country
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>>670436732
11/23?
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>>670432653
>>670433014
0.0357142857
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>>670441457
>the illusion of victory
You don't have bitches climbing back onto you because youre so good you sit there and have them fuck you, it sucks anon lemme tell U
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.045, and I ordered the engagement ring a few days ago.
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>>670441108
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>>670441716
congrats anon, best of luck , hope you chose well
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>>670433661
you lose instantly by filling that out
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Rolli
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>>670440526
28 bruh
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123
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>>670433702
Dude. Give it a year. Your AMI will go up when you get bored.
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Cannot divide by zero
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>>670437185
almost isn't good enough
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Girls:1
Age:23
AMI:.04

Been with the same chick since I was 14. Fucked her at 15 she was 14
What do
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>>670441678
>out of pity
DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX
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>>670444445
Off by one...
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>>670432653

shouldnt it be (# of girls) / (age - local age of consent?)
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>>670432851
Ruined it
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>>670444445
9 years, damn man congratz
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1.19

What does that mean?
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1/21.

But I know about homological algebra, so I'm fine with it. Worthy trade lff imo
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>>670432653


fuck this shit
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>>670444750
Implying you couldn't bang under it
But childhood shouldnt count
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0.25
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1.8181 recuring
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6/18
Is that good?
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>>670432653
More like the STD index
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>>670433321
What is fractions
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>>670432653
Rolling
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2 exactly
Age 29
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>>670432653
0 :,D
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>>670432653
0.052
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.02

im 25
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>>670441108
Anon you are why I still browse 4chan
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>>670432653
0,19... fucking beta
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.238

21 with 5 chicks
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AMI = 4

90+ fuckdolls / 24 years old.
Disease free, got tested less than a month ago
living in a college town is the best
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>>670432653
2.88 hmm not bad
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>>670432653
.31
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>>670432653

23 yrs old, 39 women - could be more but you start losing track after 25-30 women

1.69 AMI
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0 the lower it is the better right?
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>>670446513
Yup this is just like golf
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Banana
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0/20 isn't so bad.

Its the same as a virgin 3 year old which is pretty normal.
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>>670446404

Caught anything yet?
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20y.o.
3 women.

6.66 ami
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>>670447041
Nah man, but I haven't been tested either so shit may be dormant. I think about that sometimes lmao
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>>670432653
0.3
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>>670433266
5 different girls and you're 29?
if so me too!
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>>670447136
other way, genius
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4/23 = .174
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.10

but i turn 21 next month :{
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>>670447136
you did it backwards your # is .15
learn to math nigger.
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.59

one std
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>>670432653
error can't divide by zero
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2/[however old i live to be because lets face it im never getting pussy again]
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10/25

i mean ignore my wife and collage degrees.
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>>670447918
wtf why are you unborn?! get that shit checked nigga
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>>670447733
Dude you're old
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>>670441108
you win the internet
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45/23

=1.956
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2*10^23/i
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>be 21
>had sex with 21
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.68?
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>>670432653
2/19.... RIP.
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>>670432653
4.166

What do I win?
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1/21
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>>670432653
1.3
25/19
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5 girls/53 years old
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>>670433219
kekked hard
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>>670432653
.143, but uni is handing me opportunities soon
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>>670441108
XD Dead asf
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>>670448062

kek
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3/19 but with the inclusion of guys I've fucked I'm at a solid 10/19. If we then include guys I've been fucked by I arrive at a solid 12/19.
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>>670452119
Enjoy your aids faggot.
Fuck /b is fucking refuge for idiots now.
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>>670441108
10/10

i love my three fifths compromise jokes
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You can't divide by 0
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Mmmm being alpha isn't so much about the number of girls you fucked as it is about the number of times you fucked... also the age difference should be taken into account, the fact that you took her virginity should also be taken into account, what you did with her (what she did too), with 2 chicks, 3 chicks, were they cheating for you, were you cheating, etc...


anywayz here it is with your index : 0,764

take in mind that I've been fucking my wife for 9 years and my regular mistress for 17 years now. So when you got easy fuck buddies it reduces your will to actively find and hook up with new people. Many factors, so many...
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>>670432653
0.82352941

> is good?
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>>670452239
But I use protection and all of my partners have been tested? I don't know why just because I'm bi you automatically assume I have AIDS. Like I get that a lot of gay people have AIDS but still. Plus it's not like I'm sleeping around either
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>>670452519
Impressive that you can use the Internet at the early age of 0
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>>670432653
this seems like a sham. im not gunna bother counting, but im only 22 and ive fucked alot of chicks. aot of chicks seems to want me and i get along with them real good, but thats because im mos tly gay. girls seem to trust me.
like i go to the gay bar to get some dick, and almost everytime i end up making out with some girl. its weird. idk why girls are so much easier than guys.

still prefer sucking cock and being the bitch, but girs are just so much easier to find than guys.
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0.045
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0.4615
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>>670432653
.388888...
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1.25
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>>670432653
0
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(0/22)=0 LOL
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But you can't divide by zero...
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>>670439281
who the fuck taught you to arithmetic? fucking dwarves?
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