Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
I know the answer to mine.
>>670423577
fine
bump for potential
>>670423577
Checked
>>670423577
Winrar
>>670423577
Do it.
>>670424111
Kek
>>670422057
I haven't talked to a girl in like a year, maybe longer.
>>670422057
Rollerino
Poop
>>670422057
Oky
>>670424111
rekt
>>670422057
roll
>>670424440
almost a quad phew
7 decides
>>670424111
>>670422057
I'm a reroller
>>670424699
no really why haven't we fucked yet
>>670424699
Because the hour be late, and yer blowhole be wet
Rollin'
Rawl
reroll babe
>>670424967
Off by one... Life is. Suffering.
>>670425000
lel
Alright. Let's see what I get
Don't worry baby am with the FBI Female booty inspecro so don't be afraid .
>>670422057
Trips gettt
>>670422057
Only dubs pleaze
>>670424699
"Because I want to pour my man's syrup in your special place"
>>670425177
>>670422057
Thanks
rolll
fuck. my. life.
>>670424899
rollarino
idk
Fuck it
>>670425366
Checked.
Climbing
Rolo
Rollerino
>>670422057
rolllll
>>670422057
My sphincter has an itch. Could you rip the copper wiring from where you live and shred my rectum into mince meat?
>>670422057
Rawwwllin
>>670425361
start new thread if you want?
>>670425361
7 or dubs
>>670425265
Ask for pics.
>>670425265
I think its trying to communicate
>>670425265
>n u was 14
why do you talk to this trash
are you an inbred from the south
>>670425552
re roll
Roll, fucking nervous as the last female I spoke to was my buddies fiancé...
>>670425581
So you'd fuck me if it wasn't for him?
>>670425581
"I don't see how that's related."
Ayy lmao
>>670425265
>n we haven't humped yet cuz I ain't seen u since I was 17 n u was 14
Even the remote chance that a contraceptive failed and I ended up having offspring with this <90 IQ subhuman makes me want to chop my dick off as an alternative.
>>670425361
You forgot to censor
>>670425552
Spaghetti please bless my dice
>>670422057
Pepperollni
scared tbqh
>>670425733
Fuk
>>670425581
Is that the only thing holding you back?
>>670425581
He can watch.
He told me his fetish was being Cucked.
>>670425581
That faggot's not important
>>670425733
Gratz
>>670425733
Do it
>>670422057
Rollercopter
>>670425733
Winrar
roll i guess
>>670425552
Rolling for this
>>670425891
Dude you may have a fucking shit here!
>>670425891
>permicuos
summer fags
>>670425411
Do it man!
>>670425552
last reroll
>>670425827
rollpop
>>670422057
Chkek'd
New fag alert.
>>670422057
Well ok. Is your dad single? Cause I need some meat in my fag-taco
>>670426300
Winrar
>>670426300
Nice one faggot
>>670424699
in the 951 huh? how bout we meet up and fight faggot?
>>670425587
Lol nahh
>>670422057
Rollin
>>670426300
Nice dubs
>>670422057
Roll
>>670426446
So close reroll
>>670422057
K roll
>>670426368
Wow. This please
>>670422057
roll
>>670426569
Rerell
Tits for every one!
>>670426368
Re rolling
>>670426638
Good job team. It's quality is "every one gets a trophy" though
>>670422057
Roll
>>670426368
kek'd rawling
>>670426755
Dubs
>>670426368
>>670426569
>>670426615
A-are you rolling for the OP pic..
>>670422057
Rollin rollin rollin on the river
>>670426729
re re rolling
Rolling because it might just work
>>670426189
any response yet?
>>670426607
Checked
>>670427058
nope
maybe she went to ask him lol?
>>670426368
Last roll before bed
>>670427058
Check'd
>>670427189
Fack... so close
My girlfriend
Rolls
>>670427137
>>670427236
Neither of these are dubs
roll for best friend
>>670427248
I can't see her anon, very realistic
fuck it
>>670426754
Here's sweet ass then. Just trying to give tits calm the fuck down
>>670427058
it's bait, the time is wring you fucking dumbass. it's only 9:20 in so cal
>calling Mahira right now
>>670425587
underrated post
Henry Rollins
Send her this op
>>670427455
Just do it
>>670427368
Roll Monica
>>670427480
>Implying people from different time zones can't talk to each other.
>>670427522
Dubs
>>670427644
Checked
Rip
>>670427556
Too close for comfort
Roll again? Hopefully a different number.
>>670427699
Check'd
>>670427644
>implying they would be talking about fucking and being close friends, all the while from different parts of the country
>>670427180
Don't screw this up anons. I went to college with her. She's hot too
7 or dubs
>>670424699
because i wanna fuck, bitch
>>670427699
Checked mother fucker!
Off by one. Fuck. Lol
>>670427577
Did he disinfect those needles?
>>670427833
she is into it
>>670427833
he said, and i quote, "fuck my girlfriend while i jack off in the corner."
>>670427816
>implying people can't move time zones without changing number to match it
>>670427833
"He enjoys watching his woman get fucked by other men, so I'm just doing him a favor"
>>670427833
Anon got this girl hooked.
>>670427956
or maybe shes mad at him too kek
>>670427833
How dense are you, you fucking cow. I just told you. Now are we going to fuck or not?
>>670427987
oh wow
>>670427420
>420
send her pic of ur weed man
Butter rolls
>>670427987
Winrar
>>670427881
Fuck me that was close to trips!
>>670427833
Hot as in looks like a 12 year old with a feminine penis? If so I think we all agree u should go for it
>>670427833
he asked if I ever thought about messing around with you and if I wanted to, he said he liked the idea of some dude fucking his girl and he would rather it be a friend he trusts
>>670427955
Probably
>>670428011
Wasted doobles
>>670422057
rolls
>>670428048
dont think so, theres no "what the fuck" response
>>670428087
I would if I wasn't out of state with no weed contacts bro
>>670427833
He said he doesn't mind. Wanna meet up somewhat secretly beforehand to see if this will work?
Roll number 4
>>670428068
>virgin alert
>>670428314
Doesn't look like you're getting laid anytime soon
>>670428311
It's garbage but dubs don't lie
>>670427987
Roll number 5
>>670425891
>Permicuos
God damnit.
>>670428068
These sound like words that would come out of a child mouth. Go to bed it's past your bed time
>>670428561
>>670427833
>>670426189
>>670425581
>>670425361
>>670424699
you forgot to hide the number retard
>>670428561
gg op.
Relling
>>670428824
well played
>>670428824
gg op
>inb4 shitstorm
>>670428831
>>670428561
So we down for this? He will love it, you will, I will and you will love 2 loads of cum on you.
Which one of you cucks did this?
Haha these results are craze-E
>>670428824
Or they just dont give a fuck.
>>670429037
FUCKING LOL
>>670428561
post her pics fagit
>>670428990
get some nudes, /b/ro
>>670429037
my name Jeff
>>670429037
whatever faggot white knight did this I am literally so salt right now, congrats asshole
>>670428561
He also said something about you locking him in a chastity cage lol
>>670428990
You got this shit! Seal the deal!
>>670429037
gg jeff
>>670425587
HA! Not bad anon!
>>670429037
Plz get her to screenshot the invasion. And post
My name a Jeff
Rawl
>>670429037
Rookie Anon is rookie.
>>670429037
LOLOLOL
tah was me u mad white boi?
>>670429068
fuck off faggot.
>>670429037
Wonder what kinda photos shes getting from /b/ LOL
>>670429068
nice little hamplanet you got there
>>670429037
Fucking busted bro! Good fucking luck
>>670429037
i did, since i show her i respect her privacy, she will reward me with sex
>>670429302
>>670429037
agreed, make it worth
>>670429133
>FUCKING LOL
>he got white knighted
>>670429037
That sucks sorry m8
Still on you for not hiding number
>>670429229
fuck outta here newfag should of known this was going to happen
>>670429037
you fucked up by showing her number, idiot.
Last roll you guys. Let's see how it goes.
>>670429417
Why?
Man 4chan used to be something before. All these newfag whiteknights have ruined it
>>670422057
>hang out at 10 or 11
>its nearly fucking 11 already