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*applaud*
>>670421448
This... what...
I would like an update pls
>>670422100
OP here, still nothing.
>>670422463
try switching it on
>>670421111
>>670421111
>>670421111
>>670421448
10/10 best thread
>>670422598
OP here, it is, the bottom is glowing
op are you there
>>670421448
why
>>670422988
OP here, yes
>>670422827
>>670421448
standard phone charger? that'll put out a max of 5W at 500mA, not enough to set fire to anything.
The mouse will be drawing a fraction of that.
If you want results, strip the wires and poke them into the socket bare.
It looks like you're trying to hack the world power grid. Would you like some help?
>>670421448
One award coming up
>>670423351
OP here, yes
Can the mouse be a new meme
>>670423611
OP here, no
>>670421448
10 internets
>>670421448
so what is the mouse steering?
>>670421448
that won't work because of that carpet
>>670423912
OP here, thats what we are testing
>>670424069
get a usb hub and plug in a keyboard too
OP here, I'm a faggot
>>670424032
Fuck this dumb bitch refusing to get naked anymore.
>>670424314
OP here, no
>>670421448
Is the laser on ?
>>670424446
>also pic pls
>>670424446
OP here, yes
post laser or gtfo
>>670421448
The mouse is a new meme
>>670424657
your dad's a meme
>>670421448
Can i participate at home with my mouse OP?
OP, trying cumming on it. You may start new life and become a father. You never know...
>>670424609
>>670421448
Start checking around your house for a pointer
>>670425069
are you high?
>>670424858
OP here, yes and post here
That laser is fuckin sweet
>>670425166
No but I am eating an entire tube of pepsi max lip balm
>>670425260
Sorry, cant do it. My mom took the mouse away from me :(
>>670425081
Top kek
>>670425564
you with your weak ass electricity. we in europe have 220V so you could have a chance to actually die
What the fuck is happening in this thread
>>670421448
>>670425564
not the same fuckin' mouse
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING/?
THIS KILLS THE MOUSE
>>670423103
This man speaks the truth. Just make sure you only handle the insulated part of the wires and never let them touch each other
need more science
>>670426061
Op here, yes it is
>>670426044
I still can't believe this is a real picture, I can't believe Justin Bieber had so many posters and this girl literally bought every single one of them, even went as far as to put his face on her male blow up doll.
She isn't bad looking though, I'd fuck her and she seems kinky with her dildo collection and what not.
>>670426061
you stupid?
>>670426061
no shit
>>670426523
Op here, bitch yes it is
>>670426061
Obviously not op here, how are you confused?
>>670421448
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>670426044
Dat cup of tea
>>670426733
Op here, are you having a stroke
>>670426735
they had a date first. she isn't a hoe
this is a tasty tube of pepsi max lip balm
>>670427196
that's not the same carpet
>>670427196
Op here, nice, wireless
>>670427157
email me some, you selfish cow
>>670427313
Op here, that isnt me
>>670426876
Don't pretend you haven't wondered
>>670427196
CAREFUL NOW
>>670427397
Thanks I've been using it for over 6 years, it's my baby
>>670427425
Op here, I have a bunch, I just eat them
>>670425881
In soviet russia, Europeans are fags.
>>670423351
kek'd loudly
>>670427779
look tasty m8
>>670427779
This fucking thread
>>670426735
Probably cold by now..
>>670425069
Try the lower holes.
>>670427779
trying too hard/10
>>670427857
ikr
glad i'm born in the civilized part of europe
This thread is fucking stupid
>>670428946
Op here, no u
>>670428414
lower holes don't make as much power
Rip thread
>>670428946
I agree with op. This is the random board, not the trap/furry/gore/ylyl/steambeg board. Do random shit.
idk whats going on but I'm loving this
>>670429409
Op here, same
>>670428946
You're fucking stupid.
>>67042965
Not op here, you are my hero
>>670427779
I have some too but they look like little cans. I eat them too.
>>670429840
Op here, I am the hero this city deserves
So what exactly is the point of this shit thread?
>>670429936
Op here, and I wonder why I can't atract anyone.
>>670430029
Op here, no u
>>670430029
>shit thread
i bet you like traps and bananas
>>670430194
Try plugging in your computer monitor or tv to the same outlet.
>>670430357
Exactly! This is the type of thread that made b anonymous!
I don't think this works with wireless. I got the dongle plugged in but the mouse won't get a connection.
>>670430587
OP here, does that mean im not a newfag anymore? been here a year.
>>670430686
Op here, try lubing with mayonaise. Idk why but science is about doing, not thinking.
>>670430800
Once a newfag always a newfag.
>>670430936
I have never seen a better reason to lube up a mouse with mayo.
>>670430936
I don't eat mayo, guess I can't help.
>>670431118
Op here, any other condiments?
>>670431233
nigga a condiment is a land mass. get ur shit straight
>>670431233
I'd love to continue but I need an android camera app that flat out doesn't save exif info. Suggestions?
>>670429936
Those can ones are fucking delicious.
>>670430194
There's an easy way to attract people. Wrap yourself in all the extension cords you can find and plug it into the wall. Become an electromagnet.
>>670431674
Op here, oh yea I forgot
>>670430357
i like traps, not bananas.
but i still don't get the point of this thread, he plugs his mouse into a wall, WOW??
I eat these
>>670431746
Op here, tried that a year ago, wouldn't work.
disables people don't have house, because money don't have leg :^)
>>670431989
Op here, thats pretty cool
>>670431746
>>670431996
MOAR WIRES. NEVER GIVE UP!
>>670431742
Doesn't 4chan strip exif?
>>670423351
Extremely underrated post.
Stupid nigger...running it thru an adapter changes the voltage and amps. Retard....
Op here, you guys are pretty cool so go listen to Paradigm by Case and Point and tell me what you think here. I like it.
>>670432791
Op here, no u
>>670421448
Perhaps masturbating on the socket would do something.
>>670433087
Op here, yeah maybe
>>670433306
op here, you should try it
>>670433415
Op here, are you my twin
ive seen this around before but dont know what it does, Can someone explain?
>>670431233
OK didn't find condiments but I remembered I have a wireless power source. It's a wireless mouse after all!
OP here, gonna try sticking the wire in my pee hole
>>670433562
Op here, you're doppelganger
Op here, tired and gonna try to sleep. Thanks for helping me kill an hour or so of my boring shit life. Night.
>>670433797
Op here, imposter. No posts after this are mine. Night friends.
>>670433913
WAIT I FOUND MUSTARD! Like this?
>>670434090
Op here, nvm im interested now. Yea that looks good
>>670432930
Not bad, I liked it. Good, but it'd be a stretch to say great. Maybe you'll like these?
http://youtu.be/l6L4LpDIvG4
https://youtu.be/_4Xd4RONqJw
https://youtu.be/q3lpoGABH6A
>>670434090
Op here, just rub it into the socket. Should be good
It's not much of a mouse pad to work with. Maybe like this?
>>670423351
huen
>>670434366
Op here, oh wow someone actually heard it. Thanks man, ill check those out
>>670431503
/r/ sauce for this webm
Maybe if I put the mustard in the lens?
Test
>>670434937
Op here, maybe both. I think thats how electricity works
>>670434937
This thread
Maybe the mustard as a mouse pad? It's pretty slippery. I still don't see a cursor anywhere.
>>670434735
Youtube dzskJZA53U0
Donald Trump wins South Carolina primary, Clinton wins in Nevada - TomoNews
Toasting in epic bread!
Pretty sure nothings happening and my mouse looks like it took a liquid shit. I'm gonna give up for now, maybe another time.
>>670426735
Right??! Like how fucken asian can you be? Time to masterbate better ger a glass of masterbation tea
Motherfucking super-science up in this thread.
>>670435900
Op here, oh yea man idk
>>670435900
>670435900
>>670435459
my ex was like that. small frame with clown tits. not fun.
>>670423351
my sides
Op here, I went and took a watery dump and came back and the thread didnt 404. Proud of u guys
>>670436327
pics please
>>670436327
Clown tits.
Even got some on the batteries. In case anyone was thinking that might be useful.
>>670436546
goddamn that's hot.
>>670436510
That will never work with inferior mustard
>>670436546
godddamn that's hot.
>>670436510
Op here, maybe remove batteries and fill slot with mustard. Might be good
>>670436510
get that mustard in there baby
>>670436996
Op here, no
>>670436996
Op here, yes
>>670437336
Op here, no
Heh, interesting.
>>670437517
Op here, is yours working good sir
>>670437415
Op here, yes
>>670437746
Op here, dont spam photo limit plz. Thx.
>>670437517
Put your dick in eletrical outlet.
>>670437912
:( ok
>>670436631
Inferior? I was trying not to get a boner with that off-brand Food City spicy mustard. You need more class, yo.
>>670438076
Op here, thx :)
>>670436546
goddamn that's hot.
>>670436721
And then cut open the batteries and fill them with mustard, too.
>>670437427
the hell are you even doing
>>670438076
Op here, don't listen to Op
>>670438398
Op here
>roll
Ikr
>>670438530
this looks gay post some porn
>>670438554
Op here, fake op
>>670428563
>civilized
>europe
Kek
>>670438398
Rolling
>Roll
>>670438725
Op here, fake op
>>670438398
I just spent 20 minutes, a new sponge, 8 qtips, my tongue, a tack, and a few spritzes of windex to clean that off. I'm good for the night, lol. Still works. Smells delicious.
Quads
>>670438959
Op here, denied
>>670438919
Op here, your sacrafice was worthy
>>670438814
That is... a fair point.
>>670437517
Keep an eye out for a cursor. If you have a keyboard maybe the CTRL key will do the find cursor function. You'll need to plug that in too.
>>670439125
Op here, fake op stahp
>>670439322
Op here, no you stahp
>>670439322
Third OP here. There are no other ops before me. Trips for evidence.
Rolling for OP status
>>670439470
Op here, im the only real op here
OP will kill himself if I roll dubs.
>>670430686
Ohhly shit. If that worked does that mean Anon just invented wireless power?
>>670439802
Re roll
>>670439802
Op here, i will
>>670439698
All the other OPs are just imitating. So won't the real OP please stand OP, please stand OP, please stand OP.
>>670439794
OH SHIT MY FIRST EVER SATANIC TRIPS AND I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
>>670439956
Op here, im the real one. * stands up*
>>670439868
Wireless power was next. Mustard didn't help. They told me to use mayo though. You can try that for great justice.
I am the actual op and I have the mouse to prove it
>>670440181
Pics or it didn't happen
>>670440181
Op here, this one is fake. just look at my pics
Op here, I am the one true op. you guys wish you were me.
>>670440612
*drops mouse*
Im taking it apart for fun now
>>670440785
Zozzle
>>670426403
Towelie tier cancer
>>670426044
>That one picture of Jesus
>>670425069
this looks way too fucking bright be careful anon
>>670440612
Op here, this totes me, just look at my shitty mouse, only the one true op could have something so shit tier
>>670441097
>that one pick of the horse
Gross
Forgot picture with that gross
Btw op here
>>670421448
I don't get this meme.
The converter the mouse is plugged into is designed lower the voltage so electronic devices aren't destroyed.
Same reason you don't die every time you touch your phone when it's plugged to the charger
>>670423351
This site would greatly improve from the homosexual/teen fuck hole it's become if there was more shit like this.
>>670427694
Underrated kek producer
>>670441959
OP isn't the only one who can make a thread.
>>670421448
I got your back on the keyboard situation
>>670423351
The best part is I bet this guy is a redditor, thus making his post quality excellent. You fucking swine.
>>670442235
actually, OP is the only one who can ever make a thread, faggot.
>>670442398
Try turning up the volume all the way and pressing the play key. Post results.
Google, you're drunk.
>>670442541
OP is the only one who has made an individual thread, but you can become OP by making your own.
>>670427196
Look at the plug's faces, they can't believe it
>>670442235
Op here, thismis actually my first ever popular post. Been on here a year and never has anything been this popular before. I feel entited to see this post until it dies.
>>670443121
OP HERE BRO WTF
>>670443121
OK good I can reply.
WTF HAPPENED?
>>670443121
HOLY FUCK
>>670423103
You are talking about PC connectors. Those have an output of 5V/0.5A and that makes a total of 2.5W.
Phone chargers can go up to 3A at 5V, so it's 15W max. Still much too low.
>>670442803
That's the joke, it is always OP who makes the thread
>>670443266
fuck you 4chan
fuck
you
>>670443723
>>670443121
Explain this then
Also OP, save this to remember.
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/670421448
>>670443121
OP HERE, HOW DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE KEYBOARD??
>>670443840
what's wrong anon?
>>670444041
haha you nuted you're laptop
>>670443121
Flammable cum?
>>670443974
OP HERE AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME
>>670428946
what would you like
more traps??
more furries??
more faggotry??
fuck off m8 op is being random on a random board you walking poster for child abortion
>>670444194
My fault for asking him to turn the volume up and press play. Now he's accidentally an hero
