>>670416295
In kindergarten, even though I have grown up almost into an alpha, I used to slide my hand under a girl's ass before she would sit down when we sat on the rug to read and learn. I did it so much and she didn't like it... for a while...

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>>670416853
I did a similar thing during Kindergarten but then I realized how uncomfortable it truly was and stopped being an asshole.

>>670417056
Ah. Well, I guess people change. I stopped doing that and after I reached puberty I was able to touch ass without struggle. xD

Friend got his ass kicked.
Didn't do a thing.
Wish I did.

>Me
>2nd Grade
>Girl we will call "Josy" had a butt that attracted 8 year old me
>Already Obsessed with girls butts, especially hers

>She's in a different classroom than me, find out where she sits
>Her class leaves the room to go somewhere
>Mine does too, can't remember why
>Ask to use bathroom
>Go to Josy's classroom, lights off and empty
Oh god the cringe that ensues from remembering this...
>Sniff her chair, completely stuff my face in it, pretty sure I licked it
>OhhYess.Jpeg

Jesus fucking Christ. I even eventually baited her into sitting on my face as like a dare... I knew damn well it was no "dare"

>>670418463
But, as bad as this sounds... I guess I don't regret it, I got ass to mouth in second grade in a way. It was actually a great few seconds for me, I really cherished it 8)

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embarassing on my behalf, but even worse for my older schoolmates

>be me, 14
>10/10 girl in my class, lets call her H, used to trick dudes into doing embarassing shit cause she said "girls liked it"
>told me that girls love a guy with shaved legs
>i went to my brothers friends house after school
>"H told me that girls love a dude with shaved legs"
>"no way anon, i never thought of that before, shes a dime, etc etc"
>next day 3rd period
>I go to my bros friends house, chillin with about 6 or 7 fat beta autists (thats just who my bro hung out with dont ask me why, he wasnt even that bad back then)
>tell them the same thing, lets shave our legs boys
>i actually got half a dozen 17yr/18yr old dudes to completely shave their legs
>of course i did it too, but thats not the point
>next day they all show up to gym 5th period and get laughed at by a bunch of females
>gym teacher calls them all faggots
>they dont lose their virginities in high school
>mfw

>>670416295
Called a girl out for smelling like a fish in middle school, she called an ugly ass dude. Hurt my self esteem and mental image to this very day (in college now)

>>670418463
that's not cringe. i get laid somewhat regularly and still sniff girls' panties, seats, etc. it's an appreciation for the female ass. pretty sure that's a natural thing if you're not a faggot.

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>>670419132
You, the almighty, have proven yourself worthy of the badge of everlasting life my friend.

You have truly done the impossible.

>>670419132
legendary

>>670419314
lol letting something that pours out of a female's mouth affect you is a bad idea. they are evil and you are most likely not as ugly as you think you are.

>>670416295
>be at vacation with youth group
>there is this girl called Stephanie
>we spend all the time together and talk and swim for hours
>be last evening
>she asks me if we should go to the beach alone
>i say no
>be at airport
>she asks me if we can sit together on the flight back
>i say no want to sit next to my friend
>be back home
>never talked to her again

and this is why im 24 and lost my virginity to a prostitute and never had a gf.

>>670419714
i think you are a faggot. it's ok to be a little nervous when you're young, but by 24 you know what's up. it's the information age, you have more of a chance of getting laid than your forefathers.

I fucked a girls ass when I was five. She loved it too. She was the adventurous spirit, not me.

>>670419577
I know man but still, her words just pour into my head when im talking to a girl. Makes me feel a bit eh

>>670416295
>be 14ish
>be inna highschool
>got friends, still kinda an intorvert, never really talked to girls though
>hormones really start kicking in
>dont know how to really start conversations with people
>inna lit class
>few months in, new girl
>short, black hair, light, but bright blue eyes, so blue you can see them from 100yds away, like seline in underworld blue
>insta erection
>notice before school starts in the morning she always sits in this one place where no one really goes
>every day she has an inuyasha sweater or shirt on
>she seems to like to draw a bit, as this lit class has us draw shit for some reason
>my retarded, introvert, hormone filled brain puts the pieces togeather for my ultimate plan
>see, im a pretty damn good artist
>at home
>draw a perfect picture of inuyasha
>put it in a manilla envelope
>add a note, something like "i really like you im in your lit class" although probably 50x more cringeworthy
>put her name on it (Robin)
>Get to school early
>place it in the exact place she sits every morning
>watching around a corner i see her walkup
>she sees it
>see her open it, then i leave
>my job here is done
>fuckyeah.jpg
>she never talkes to me and transfers out in like 2 weeks
so yeah. I basically stalked a girl and wrote her an cringetastic note, along with a drawing.

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>>670419714
Kind of your fault for acting 4 years old lmao.

>>670416853
Man, my woman game peaked in preschool/kindergarten.
I had all the bitches, they all would follow me around, fight for my attention, never talk to anyone else.
fuck.

>>670420076
i got molested by an 8 year old when i was 10. she was a neighbor and it was really strange but cool at the time. makes me wonder wtf was wrong with her home life that caused her to behave like that. she let me watch her piss behind the house somewhat regularly too. no intercourse though.

>>670420218
don't let your mind control you. you control that thing just like you control a bitch if you decide she's worthy of being with you. easier said than done, but it's ultimately in your control.

>>670419714
>lost your virginity to a prostitute
jesus fuck.
my own shitty story
>be me, kindergarten
>this is when wwe and shit is in its hayday
>some friend wants to wrestle
>sounds good
>recess
>start "wrestling"
>kick him hard as i can in the balls then run away
>wrestling banned at school
here's another stupid one I did
>1st grade
>at recess
>routinely jump off the top of the big slides like a paratrooper because I loved gi joe
>one day, get jacket and tie around legs/chest as a "parachute"
>jump off the biggest height I can find, about 15 feet
>jacket comes undone and fucks up trajectory
>launch right into a metal support post for something
>knocked out
>off school for 2 weeks
>when I come back, put in tard HQ

>Be me aged 3-7 yrs.
>All is fine and dandy until 7:00 pm
>OhShitNIgger.exe
>Get unconntrollable urge to rip off all my clothing and run through my house screaming "NAKIE TIME"
>mfw I did this every day for years regardless of who was at my house or what anyone was doing
>mfw when people I dont even know ask me if I still do nakie time like they saw me dow when I was younger
>Its been almost 14 years since the last time it happened and everyone still brings it up whenever they get the chance

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>>670420263
I fucking hated introverts within my school.
They weren't even the hot, shy kind, they were greasy pigs wanting male dick but unable to get it since they acted like total asshole.
So in the end the introverts were their own separate group within my school, wallowing in their own filth, trying to prove their superiority by looking like complete dickfaces and retards. I can start a thread later tomorrow showcasing the cringe, but I'd have to blur out their faces. Jesus Christ the memories are fucking disgusting within my head.

I have a story about one of the degenerates that I could share later.

>>670420511
When i was 11, my 12 year old (female) neighbor blew me regularly.
good fucking times.
life will never be that good again.

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>>670416295
>be me
>18
>girl I've had a crush on for years was in hospital and was coming home that day
>decide to get flowers and leave them at her door as a welcome home gift
>figure it will make her like me
>text her and let her know I got her something and it's on her doorstep
>she texts me back when she gets home
>"I hope these flowers are just friends flowers"
>text her back"yeah of course they are"
>mfw

>>670421106
What a bitch though

>>670421282
Yeah she is a massive cunt, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm beta as fuck.

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>>670416295
im not sociopathic but literally in preschool there was this arabian kid and i just was bored so i threw sand in his eyes on purpose because i just fucking felt like it

>>670421106
Not really cringe worthy, but yes, thay sucks.
never speak to her again, let th bitch know that friendzoning just leaves a bitch with no one.

>>670421444
Checked, and yeah I haven't talked to her in years.

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>>670420961
>Kick him hard as I can in the balls then run away
>Wrestling banned as school

Well I remember in 1st grade the guys at my school would do the "goose" game or something like that. Where basically you go behind someone and stick your thumb into their ass. So me being a 1st grade baby I didn't know the difference between doing it to guys and to girls. So I goosed a few girls. I ended up moving to a school 5 miles away and when I was around a sophomore in highschool I learned that everyone at the previous school thought I was a huge perve who used to go around poking girls butts. Makes me cringe thinking of it

>>670421282
yeah because she knew exactly what she was doing. when you fags learn to hate females you will get laid more. i'm serious.

>>670420263
Stopped reading after lit class
Fucking nigger humuor

>>670421106
Never been friend zoned
>feelsgood.jpg
ever seen that its always sunny in Philadelphia episode, about the boat?
"No we wont rape them, but they will have to have sex with us, because of the implications of being on a boat."
I think i lucked out that way, im giant and fairly serious, so i think women dont say no, because of the implications.

>>670417667
Are you me?

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>>670421106
What a huge fucking cunt. Why would she say that? Can't she just fucking appreciate the fact that someone who actually cares for her brought her something after being in the hospital for who-knows-what? Just fucking say "thanks". I feel bad for you man.

By far the worst cringe feeling I've ever experienced.

>be me 17
>sleeping next to 9/10 now ex gf
>start fapping to children on yt for the first time on her laptop idek why dont ask

Inb4 why didnt didnt you just fuck her fgt

>gf wakes up screaming/crying/hyperventilating
>mfw holy shit i just got caught fapping to kids on yt by my gf
>mother comes in asking whats wrong
>we all just sit crying well i tear up in shame
>tfw she tells all her friends about it the next day after
>we break up
>i become alcoholic and complement killing myself every day

Ever since then i haven't been able to score any chicks.

This thread is bringing up so bad shit in my past now I'm ready to end it all. Thanks fags

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>>670421919
Why man?
Why?

>>670421389
Hey at least you tried.

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>>670422045
OP here. Same thing with me my dude.
I fucking hate my life.

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>>670421008

>>670421919
Wife caught me doing something like that and nothing has been the same since. Going through divorce now

I beat up my best friend because he beat me at handball

>>670421528
I have more of my retardation during elementary school;
>3rd grade
>still fucking love gi joes and shit, dad was in the army, total fucking package
>always go to school wearing camo/some kind of army shirt
>always walk like they do in marches
>sing cadences while we run laps during PE
>never saw a problem with this
this one isn't really cringe that I did, but it's still funny
>2nd grade
>fucking love rockets
>like, love them
>want to be astronaut, know lotta shit about nasa
>art class
>teacher says we can make whatever we want out of clay
>make bigass rocket
>thing is confiscated, i'm taken to principals office, parents called
>"did you know your son was making these violent drawings"
>show some drawings of mine where rockets are launching
>"is there anything you'd like to tell us"
>switch schools, never go back
>mfw

>>670421919
I had a hard time talking to women, finnaly got a girl, for me the perfect 10/10, completely compatible in every aspect, sexy redhead.
well we lasted quite a while, got married young, then divorced. I almost killed myself, but i can talk to women way better than i could before.

>>670422045
Post stories first. Leave your legacy

>>670421919
>>670422341
fucking morons, both of you. it's gross anyhow, and i'd hope you would never hurt a kid irl... but even if it's more harmless like loli threads, WHY do it when there is even a 1% chance of being caught. don't you know everyone fucking hates pedos?

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>be 17
>socially and mentally stunted
>somehow get 8/10 viet gf with amazing ass
>We talkin' pear shaped gift from god. Huge ass
>break up with her a week later because I told her I couldn't stop looking at other girls and it felt like I was cheating.

>>670422243
Yeah that's true, it was a few years ago, I'm over it now.

>>670422500
>mfw
What face? I don't know how you reacted to it because you didn't post a pic you fuckin newkid

>be younger me
>8 y.o.
>at older cousins house
>he's 13
>playing woods
>tells me go come behind a tree
>says he wants to play something with me
>behind tree, his pants and underwear are on the ground
>says his peepee makes milk now and said he bet I couldn't get it to come out
>not feeling good about this
>he begins coercing me
>after some threats I'm on my knees
>I begin touching his dick
>he begins coaching me on blow jobs
>dick is sliding in and out of my mouth in no time
>tastes kind of salty, but the whole thing doesn't feel right
>my own Mimi Weiner is hard though
>get into a rhythm, pre cum is leaking at this point, tastes bitter
>he makes me massage his sack during
>hand on my hand and everything
>after some time, I feel it throb exceptionally hard once and he begins blowing a load into my mouth
>it's kind of big, salty and bitter
>he makes me swallow
>threatens me to not tell anyone

>one of many experiences growing up that's left me sexually fucked up to this day.

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>>670422500
>"did you know your son was making these violent drawings"
>"violent drawings"
>show some drawings of mine where rockets are launching
>rockets

Was your school made of fucking people covered in bubble wrap?

>>670422781
lmao nice one man. that is a picture perfect teenage cringe story. sorry you lost your big assed asian :(

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>>670422873
shit, forgot the glorious reaction image
but I mean really, they thought I was a fucking terrorist for making a clay rocket and drawing the saturn V

I fucked my friends sister when i was younger. Kinda just told her i wanted to and she said no but we slept in the same room > same bed > me inside her while grabbing her hair. Damn i fucked rough even back then lol

>>670420507
>women
>preschool

bruh

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>>670417667
>No friends
>no regrets
>playing vidya gaems

lifes good

>>670422500
How old are you?
>be me
>inna elemntary school
>draw guns, and people shooting eachother
>inna middle school
>draw pac mans killing eachother, committing suicide, ect
>friend makes a bong out of clay in art class
>i purposely design a cup to explode in the kiln, destroying everything the rest of the class made
>inna highschool (where a school shooting took place a few years prior)
>at the area everyone eaited for the school bus was a black market
>people selling weapons (i saw a guy buy a gun once)
>people selling drugs
>fights
>still drawing people gfetting murdered, and entering it in the school paper, galleries, ect.

>>670421008

fucking epic

>>670422997
Shit. Sorry for you anon.

>>670421008
Are you mildly autistic?

these threads make me feel so much better about myself haha even though i've done my share of cringe

>>670423018
guess so.
I don't even know how that could be interpreted as violent, it's a fucking rocket.
I still kek about it today.
also, am this anon
>>670423056
I have plenty of cringe about myself, dump?

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>be new kid in 4th grade
>make friends with nearly everyone but still kind of a loner
>after about a year pretty good friends with most of the guys but not many of the girls
>5th grade rolls around and develop crush on girl, lets call her M
>For about half of the year barely say two words to her but crush grows each day
>Come up with genius plan to win her over: Act like a complete dumb ass until she finds me funny
>Do stupid shit for the rest of the year that at some points would border on autistic stalking/obsessiveness
>At the end of the year we had a "moving up day" to signal our transition into middle school
>We have special shirts that have our high school graduation year and everything on it and everyone signs each other's shirts
>Try to get M to sign mine but she initially refuses because she thinks Ill do some weird shit with her signature
>Beg her to sing it and promise not to do any weird shit
>Bros are all hyping me up to get her signature
>Eventually she signs my shirt
>jackpot.png
>Immediately grab another sharpie and start drawing hearts and shit all around her name and shit to make it look like she wrote it on my shirt.
>Literally within 30 seconds of her signing my shirt
>Going ape shit with the hearts
>Everyone is giving me weird looks and I look over at M while laughing and pointing it out and she looks mortified
>Even my bros are cringing at me
>mfw she never talked to me for the next 7 years
>mfw when I found the shirt the other day and remembered all this shit

>>670421833
It's all good, she was a bitch and it's better that I didn't waste time on her after that.

> be me 13
>stoned in the sky one night
> cooking stove on the stove add way too much oil
> flip tortilla while its fucking drizzled in oil
> oil burns my fucking hand near the edge of my palm near my thumb
> try too put cold water on it it burns fucking badly
> try vaporub that just fucking burns me alive
> go too bed with a burning hand
> wake up in the morning with a yellow bubble on my hand
> everyone tells me too popit with a neddle I get really scared and pissed
> I go into the bath room and pop it on the wall
> yellow jizz like liquid goes everywhere on my wall
>I cry in pain while ripping the skin off with my teeth

>>670423199

>i purposely design a cup to explode in the kiln, destroying everything the rest of the class made

How is this beta? You did a fine job soldier.

>>670423048

one of my biggest ragrets.

thankfully I got a few girls under my belt now, but god I was full blown autist.

>>670422650
Fuck off moral fag it happened in an instant and its not like i dont regret it
Atleast i got to fuck her a couple times afterwards.

>>670423548
right on man. sounds like you've changed your ways. good on ya

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>>670422997
By this point in your life, if I were you, I'd probably constantly have mental breakdowns and on the verge of suicide, most likely wanting to kill him.

I feel bad for you man, none of these mistakes were your fault, you knew no better. Hope you can cope with your life easily though.

>>670423199
I oper8d at recess, but if you drew guns and shit you had the threat of being expelled.
i would've made a kiln grenade if I knew how.
I bet the gun was a hi-point

>>670422341
Damn how'd it happen?

>>670423925
This. Greent text pls anon >>670422341

I sucked my friends cock when we were little and we jacked each other off a couple times. We're still friends and honestly have never brought it up since then. I'd consider myself a little bit gay now cause I crave cock in my mouth and in my ass but I just can't get attracted to a man. Tried many times to meet someone from craigslist but I can't go through with it cause I just don't like men, I just like cock and cum.

Being born

I lost my virginity to a land whale at 15 outside in a park during daylight hours never talked to her again no condom busted all in her

>6th grade
>total beta
>like this girl solid 7/10
>beta me is complete tard and doesn't actually talk to her
>end up passing notes about liking each other
>end up "dating" for about a year
>just texting never actual talking or anything
>mfw i think about this at random times
>mfw i met my current gf because of dating her and she reminds me of it pretty frequently
it hurts on a physical level to know i was such a beta

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>>670416295
>be me
>5th grade
>at a Halloween party that some girl from my class is having
>first girl I ever had a crush on is there
>decide to tell her I like her and want to date her
>she gets angry and chases me around the yard with a pick axe
>mfw

>>670416853
In the third grade I tried to have sex with a girl in her front yard in the daytime.

>>670423717
really wasn't being a moralfag as much as asking how you could be so stupid kek that changes peoples' outlooks towards you forever man. serious shit. you don't allow even a 1% chance, as i mentioned before. only responding because you called me out. it seems like you've learned a hard lesson. sorry man, that sucks. i've done the divorce thing.

>>670421919
Relocate and stop caring problem solved.

>>670421609
>lit
Literature.

>>670423802
I've considered suicide quite a few times over various things up to this point. But suicide is for cowards, and fuck that shit. I enjoy the good things life has to offer too much to bitch out.

I've just given up on sex and relationships entirely though, and I do get lonely. I can't sleep without a body pillow.

i have many. awhen I try to think about some now I can't recall any. On the other hand out of know whete I will remember an instance and feel the embarrassment again 20 years later

>>670423669
Oh no, i wqs trying to illustrate that in school i did all sorts of violent drawings, and actions, and teachers didn't give a shit, unlike the post i was replying to.

>>670424085

okcupid

"cock and cum only"

do it

>>670421919
>>670422341
I am 22 with my girlfriend of six years. About six months ago she found a screenshot from a 4chan thread on my phone. It wasn't anything explicitly sexual just partial nudity and she freaked out and was trying to take my phone to the police. I managed to explain everything but dear god I sweat bullets over that shit all the time. She brings it up occasionally. I will never do anything like that ever again

>>670423648
>... get really scared and pissed
wat
>I cry in pain while ripping the skin off with my teeth
kek

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Yeah married this cheating cunt

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>>670424477
I'd sleep with you anon but I'm the big spoon

>be me male about 6 or 7 years old
>male friend comes over let's call him X
>after a while we start talking about what we think sex is
>talk him into playing with each other's penises
>we do some weird gay shit
>he goes home and we don't talk for a few days
>life goes on as normal

>be me about 15 or 16 hanging with some old friends
>one guy says "hey anon didn't you do some gay shit with X?"
>I deny the shit out of it
>another guy says "yeah I remember hearing about that"
>they all start talking about it
>I get up and run home
>talk my parents into moving
>move 3 hours away

>be me again 18
>see a girl at the store that I used to go to school with solid 8/10
>start talking over the next few weeks
>start texting each other all the time
>6 months go by about to ask her to go for a dinner and movie
>she turns to me and says "wasn't it you and X that everyone thought was gay together?"
>I deny, make up some bullshit excuse to go home
>never speak to her again
>move out of my parents house
>become an alcoholic


>be me 22
>lurking /b/
>see this thread and start thinking of that shit again
>contemplating killing myself while typing up this greentext

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This was recentishy 3yrs i think
>Be one of last years in school
>Be an horsefucker
>Class teacher was asking us to download folders or he could give it to us via a USB
>Now, there is a lot of mlp shit on that usb, and they're not in folders because am unorganized
>He has the projector on as it is towards end of class and he was using it in class
>Give the USB to him and one or two others did
>Opens mine, Pone shit everywhere
>Everyone saw
.... I felt like a pure spaghettimancer

>>670422997
Jesus. I'm sorry.

>>670423502
oh I'm not done motherfuckers.
>innamiddleschool
>do standard stupid shit like getting in the vents and the basement and shit
>good times
>while down in the basement, gotta piss. bad.
>find somewhere to piss
>begin pissing
>friend who was with me tries to warn me of the janitor coming
>scares me
>turn around, frightened, still pissing
>golden shower both my friend and the janitor
>start trying to run, slip on piss puddle
>soaked in my own piss, surrounded by laughing friends, and a puking janitor
>have to be taken to the nurses office to get ice for my ankle and head since i hurt them
>burn the clothes i was wearing
there's also the time in 8th grade where I lobbed my heavy-ass backpack at a teacher and hit her in the face with it. got expelled, but she was a bitch so it was worth it.

>>670424561
haha it's ok newfag. you got your point across to me anyhow.

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>>670423199
>I purposely design a cup to explode in the kiln, destroying everything everyone else has made

TOPKEK

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my entire life is cringy
>be me in highschool
>always mega beta
>first legit makeout session with grill
>i start sweating and feeling weird
>get horribly sick and run to the bathroom to puke
>wtfiswrongwithme.png
>she later cheats on me, we break up
>circa 2012 i get new gf
>long distance relationship
>i join the navy in 2013
>fly her to me to meet for thr first time while i was on leave
>super excited to pick her up
>get there with flowers and shit
>hereshecomes.flv
>we hug and i kiss her romantic as fuck
>immediately get sick and puke in a garbage can by the luggage pickup
still happenes to me to this day. wtf is wrong with me?

>>670423809
>>670423809
It was a nugget.
someone brought it to school, kept it in their locker, and sold it to a kid after school

>>670424151
Sounds familiar tell more

>>670424698
Damn thats hardcore.. Fuck did anyone else find out about it?

>>670424698
Why are you still with her?

She invaded your privacy and used it to try and toss you in jail. Dafuq is wrong with you?

>>670420961
Funniest thing I've read on here in a while

>had sex with 9/10 girl
>best sex of my life
>tried to kiss her
>now she wont sex me anymore because broke the just sex no kissing rule
>can't even tell anyone but you guys about it

>>670423648
Sounds like weed sure did a number on your brain there

>7th grade
>halloween party
>hostess has amazing big tits, i loved them
>convince her to let me sign her tits
>with a sharpie
>a FINE EDGE (not marker) sharpie
>it hurts and takes like 5 minutes
>she immediately washes it off
>her cousins (younger than me) threaten to tell her dad and beat me up
>i leave, walking home in the rain
>some kids, not even my friends really, chase after me and convince me to stay
>sit alone rest of the party, don't really remember

I've got so many but i'd rather not remember them

>girl comes over, late, high school
>making out on my bed, she's in her panties
>hooked up before but she was on period for like a week and a half
>she says, want to touch my pussy? i havent shaved ina little while tho
>i go "oh thats ok, i can wait" and go back to kissing her
>5 minutes later she leaves, never see her again

>>670424779
Sorry but I've never pictured myself as the sub or "small spoon". Being the bitch has never made me hot.

I'm not attractive and I'm over weight, you wouldn't enjoy it...

>>670424681
I've met a lot of generous old guys on craigslist willing to give me a lot of money to have sex with them or even just suck their cock... I get so fucking hard thinking about it but idk I just can't imagine being very horny when the time comes to have sex with him or suck his dick. I feel like I'd wanna kill myself after too cause after I cum from ass play I feel humiliated.

>>670424228
Something similar for I
>Get Gf
>'Date' for 3months
>Talked on online, not even irl... and she was in most my classes
>Didn't even hug

>>670425061
It was behind a building it all started with a handjob at the school she couldn't get me off and I made fun of her she said meet me there and she would do whatever it takes well I took her up on that actually wasn't horrible but still meh she ugly

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>10y.o., dunno what class that puts me in in the us system
>talking to my best bro
>qt3.14 i had a crush on comes to talk to us
>actually only talks to him
>gives him an birthday party invitation
>i ask why didnt i get one
>she says "sorry i only invite cool people"
>actually cry

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Here's one I thought I'd take to the grave.

This is so creepy and cringe, that I almost want to beat the shit out myself for doing it.

> Go to Japan because my work relocated me there.
> Spent all day cooped up inside the house, have absolutely nothing to do.
> No friends. New to country.
> Walk to a park near my apartment.
> See some kids playing on the slide. I was sitting alone in the swing, alone and shit.
> I'm desperate for some company because not used to being this alone.
> Kids were around 10-13 is year olds.
> Holler at one of the kids.
> Pretend I can see ghosts and shit and tell them that they're being followed by the spirit of a woman in broken ass japanese.
> Naturally, kids freak out and asked me more questions what they need to do.
> Happy as fuck because I'm not alone anymore.
> Spend awesome time with the kids, telling them stories and whatnot.
> Their parents are calling them, they have to go home.
> We all promise each other to meet back here again tomorrow to play and tell stories.
> Go home, excited and shit. Thought I made new friends.
> Woke up, went to the park, waited for 4 hours to fucking nothing.
> Become even more depressed and cry.
> 5 years later.
> I have tons of japanese and even foreign friends and I am never alone. Become social butterfly.
> This memory haunts me to this day how I desperately tried to make friends with kids because I was alone. Remembering it now still brings back awful cringe.

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>>670424791
so did X give it to you?
>>670425059
holy shit, that's hilarious
>just having a fucking nugget in your locker
>>670425211
glad my stupidity could entertain someone
more of my retardation;
>>670424850

>>670425202
this is true, even though you're a sicko.

>She brings it up occasionally.
THIS IS WHAT EXS DO, MAN. wake up.

>>670423809
And my art teacher
>ok when making this stuff, make sure there are no air pockets, and make sure it is totally dry before we fire it, or it will explode
she never should have said anything.

>5th grade
>yell "THAT IS SO ORAL SEX" to friend (idk why)
>sent to principles office

>>670425367
Lol you sound like a faggot

>>670425002

its nervousness bro

go to a therapist, no joke

>>670421919
What? What the fuck? Did you fap to those giant minion egg kid videos or what?

>>670424828
I've repressed the feels that go along with that a long time ago, like a real man. That's what men are supposed to do, right?

Lol at any rate I've accepted my fate of being mentally fucked up by sexual abuse.

>>670425302
>>670425302
did u post about this girl yesterday?

So I was a real fuckin' retard as a kid. Not much in the way of stories but I guess I'll throw some shit out and see if you fags like it.

>be me, circa 3rd grade
>have cool tomboy friend, let's call her A
>she's pretty, likes horses and shit, just super cool
>I'm too young to be into girls my age, no interest in her whatsoever
>we hang out every day, friendos like whoa
>people start talking about us being a couple
>I hear people talking about us being a couple
>I become convinced they must be right
So I told her I liked her and she laughed in my face. We didn't really speak much after that.

>>670424791
You're a stupid motherfucker, huh? You could have decided to own this shit 8 years ago and been the coolest kid, drowning in pussy ever since. Instead you homophobed it up and now you're considering killing yourself. Like wow it's almost like denying reality is hurting you to your core or something, crazy

>be 8 years old
>1st week of 2nd grade
>homeschooled until that point
>sitting next to nice grill in class
>she says "what do you think of the name 'Brad'?"
>I say it's a stupid name
>she says her uncle's name was Brad
>was
didn't know how to speak to others i guess

>>670425138
Not that I'm aware of. She might have told her older sister or best friend but I have no fucking clue.
>>670425202
I have no idea man. That's a very good point. Kinda feels like she's using it as leverage against me to be more obediant or some shit . I basically am expected to kiss her ass all the time. If I don't then we start fighting. If we start fighting she manages to bring it up as one of the "many horrible things" I've done .....

>>670423389
>>670423802
>>670424828
when the fuck did this place become overrun with normies? Jesus, it's just an incestuous, underage blowjob. A few years ago this would barely have caused enough interest for someone to call him a faggot and tell him to commit suicide.

The sad thing is I'm not even joking. /b/ really is just fucked

>>670424085
Exactly the same story here mane but with my cousins and friends when we were in preschool, but now we dont talk to each other and usually try to avoid coversation and eye contact tried gay sex a couple times and yea relationships never worked only like cock and cum equally as much as i love fucking and eating out bitchs.

>4th grade
>me and couple friends shove a whole box of skipping ropes down a school toilet
>clogs the fuck out of the entire sewer for the school
>principal of the school finds out
>then she finds out it was us because we signed our names when we got the box of skipping ropes from the sport classroom
>entire toilet block was fucked up, toilets had to be closed, everyone had to hold it in or just piss themselves
>she yells at us for about 30 minutes about how much a new toilet block will cost
>collapses while yelling
>oh shit
>she was about 70 years old
>ambulance is called
>she's pronounced dead at the scene from a heart attack
>me and my friends are shitting their pants thinking we're going to go to jail
>police come and get a statement from us the next day
>oh SHIT
>we're fucked
>funeral is held at school assembly so we just sat there sweating for an hour while people stared at us
>everyone is fucking shooting us these death stares
>friend tells me he has a good idea
1/2

>>670424803
Fucking pony faggot your whole life is a cringey story

>>670423527
Aaron?

>>670425446
Worst part is I lost my virginity to her

>>670425402
Are you me?