no you sick fuck

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Absolutely

Always

>>670411495
everybody does that, now fuck off

>>670411495
yeah.

Bitch needs to drink more water.

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>>670411597
DAfuq is wrong with you

>>670411597
Are you fucking autistic faggot?

only if someone is watching

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NO.
peeing is wrong in all places.

>>670411495
I even shit in the shower. I don't even turn it on.

>>670411495
No, is a primitive and disgusting thing to do.
If you are in the need of peeing, you should hold it like a big man and after finishing the shower use toilet.
>Inb4 surrounded by monkeys and uncivilized barbarians...

>>670411495
If you live alone, yes. If other people use the shower, no.

>>670412318
This

There are 2 types of people in this world: ones that pee in the shower, and liars

>>670412221
that's not a shower, it's a public toliet:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

>>670411495
She can pee in my shower anytime

>>670412417
This.

>>670411495
There's two kinds of people in the world anon, those who piss in the shower, and those who lie about pissing in the shower

No, different drains go to different places

>>670411597
IT'S ALL PIPES! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!

Just aim for the drain. What's the big deal? Do you fags not have proper drainage?

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>>670411495
At least post the actual video version, nigger.

>requesting other one, I know it exists

Is it fine to pee in the sink?

>>670413059
No! I brush my teeth there!

she could pee on me in the shower

>>670411495
When im alone i all ways pee before i go in the shower.. But when me and my friend shower together watersports are exchanged and its kind of fun.. but 90% of the time no i dont

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>>670413014

>>670411597
Its a drain

Only if you aim directly at the drain.

>>670413059
Just run the water so you don't stink the place up.

>>670413267
Urine is a natural teeth whitener.

>>670413059
That's going too far.

>>670414037
No, there's another one similar to the one I posted, in which she pees again.

Both were posted in the thread I got the one I posted, but the thread 404'd and I closed the tab before remembering that I didn't save both.

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>>670413014
gross body, but muh dick.

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Lets make a 1 word story.
1 word per post.
I'll begin.
Niggers

>>670414325

Perfectly acceptable
Convenience = the win

>>670411495
>Is it.OK.to pee in the shower?
Only if it's in a public shower. Not your own, it stinks.

>>670411495
Of course it is. Don't be a dummy.

>>670411495
Where's the waffle stomp?

I beat my dick like it owes me money in the shower so pee is nothing really.

Only when you are also shitting

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>>670413915
You know how people say when you obstruct their view "You make a better door than a window."

Well, lady on the right said "You make a better urinal than a door." basically.

You can come pee in my shower any day op. I welcome it

>>670412689
Not common much, but shower drain can be plumbed to grey water system. Toilet is always plumbed to black.

>>670411495
Why wouldn't it be?

>>670412301
Why?

>>670412318
Why? How am I, in any way, negatively affecting the shower?

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always

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>>670418680
What?

>>670413915
Holy shit, that one on the right is an ugly goblin.

>>670412689
That's were I prepare my meals

>>670411714
>>670411597
Everyone does it, but it is not OK. I cannot verify the voracity of either of these claims.

>>670413059
as long as its not my sink

>>670420193
damn nice body and puss
butter face...

I pee on myself in the shower!

>>670421863
If all of your pee doesn't get washed down the drain, you'll end up with bacteria colonies growing inside your tub/shower. Eventually, your shower might end up that golden brown you see on the inside of toilet bowls at shitty bars.

Peeing in the shower has been passed down from generation to generation. Same with masturbating in the shower.

>>670420954
But, pee really is pretty benign even as grey water isn't it?

>>670425087
it contains uric acid and sugars. If it's fresh, it's sterile. If it isn't fresh, it grows bacteria.

>>670425408
>If it's fresh, it's sterile. If it isn't fresh, it grows bacteria.

So... just like water then...

>>670425586
It grows bacteria far faster than drinking water will.

>>670411495
i poop in the shower so

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>>670423960
just holding back for safety

>>670426024
Isn't it fun stomping it down the drain?

>>670425038
>>670425408
It contains a lot of calcium or lime that can buildup in a urinal. I busted a urinal I replaced one time. Damn, kidney stones that did not stay

>>670425792
I'm not sure I totally believe that. Life on earth thrives in water. The air is full of microbes drifting around waiting to come into contact with moisture. Water is the natural habitat these organisms evolved to live in. Urine on the other hand is acidic and salty. Both of these properties discourage most microbes.

>>670413059
I do when I'm up drinking. Less noisy than using the shitter.

I pee every time I shower. I've pissed on all of my ex gfs when we shower every time.

>>670411495
>OK.to pee in the shower?

If you don't mind bathing in an atomized mist of hot urine, I supposed...

NO ONE could be that stupid.

>>670426651
You're welcome to research my statements. Stale pee breeds bacteria. Why do you think it smells worse if you just leave it to sit for a day or two?

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>>670425586
>>670425408

>>670411495
urine is sterile, unless u have an infection

>>670427270
If you're well-hydrated, there's nothing wrong with peeing in a scrape or cut (to rinse the wound), but don't piss into a fucking gut wound or someone's limb-stump.

>>670427230
You're welcome to research your own statements, bucko. You didn't cite anything to substantiate that. Piss stinks because it's piss. That's reason enough. As the water evaporates the odor producing compounds become more concentrated and thus more pungent.

Want to pee in the shower? First get yourself any kind of spray or squeeze bottle that'll emulate your urination. Fill it with indelible black fountain pen ink. Then squirt it in a running shower as if you were peeing in the shower.

Notice the mess? Getting it yet?

>>670414794
Great angle

>>670418697
God tier porn

>>670427641
But... urine and indelible ink are two totally different compounds with totally different properties. No, I'm not getting it yet. Try making a coherent argument.

>>670427578
>there's nothing wrong with peeing in a scrape or cut (to rinse the wound)

Urban legend completely debunked. never pee in wounds of any kind. There is bacteria present that causes infection

>>670427610
Google is a good friend of us, not for you though. Don't look up "urine is not sterile". Stay ignorant.

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Reminder that Jesus will never forgive you if you pee in the shower, and some small child in Africa will die because of your sins

>>670428189
Get down on your knees and pray to Hanuman the Monkey God about your sin. He will forgive you.

>>670411495
Animal! Pee goes in the toilet.

>>670416256
Sauce!!?

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>>670418680

>>670428133
Did I say urine was sterile, moron? And if your evidence was worthwhile in the least, you could have cited it with the same effort it took for you to write that. I won't look it up. I'll do what you are doing and post what I think based on my own judgment of the matter and my knowledge of college level biology. Don't get your jimmies rustled, kiddo. It's just the internet.

>>670413014
the dude posted like 10 webms of this girl

wish i saved them

When i'm drunk and the toilet is full, i piss in the sink.

got caught once pissing in the kitchen sink, my house mates kicked me out. fucking voted me off like an episode of survivor. no regrets.

>>670429019
Ok, if I ever see you I'll pee on you and your college level biology.

>>670430249
Unless you are a hot chick I will pass.

>>670414037
What the fuck is she doing? Scratching an itch? Looks like a weird way to wash your pussy, but what the fuck do I know.

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>>670431222
needed one more for these trips
>Scratching an itch
>wash your pussy
yes

>>670429019
You sound angry.

>>670427270
The first drops of piss would have bacteria but after that, it's all sterile since the eurethra gets cleaned out.

>>670431669
You sound petulant.

>>670431546
Man hands/10

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>>670431669
Hes right you know.

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>>670414037
>>670431222

>>670431934
You sound like you used a thesaurus... and you're still angry.

>>670432813
Am I giving you the attention you crave by replying to you?

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>>670432092
Didn't notice that before

>>670433023
Attention? Replies? I don't expect either. Keep bumping the thread tho. That's helpful. Being angry is not.

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>>670433023
wtf stop replying to him then.


also you do sound angry.

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>>670433377
full house checked
But, I'm sort of curious who will win this argument

>>670433369
>>670433377
Well, then I am enjoying the attention that I am getting. I pissed you off and it's really bugging you. I find this delicious. I am a /b/tard troll and you are feeding me. I can do this for hours, or until I get bored. I mean, I already won the argument. Everything else is just gravy at this point.

>>670432092
>>670433041
Nah, those are just old lady hands. By the looks of her, she's no less than 40.

Got any more?

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>>670433728
you are arguing in a thread about women pissing how the fuck did you win anything?

also not samefag

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>>670433753
nope. Just more pussy.

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4/10 butter face

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>>670433728
>caring this much about shit on the internet
>caring this much about the opinions of totally anonymous people

seriously?

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>>670433728
>I am a /b/tard troll and you are feeding me.

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>>670434128
>>670434824

>dude makes a statement
>I offer a pretty convincing counter argument
>dude gets upset
>I mock dude
>dude gets REALLY upset
>dude starts samefagging as if a bunch of autists are going to white knight for him
>people are paying attention to me
>I was right
>people are getting upset
>welcome to /b/

How did I not win?

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These 3 might pee in the shower next.
Digusting or not disgusting: you be the judge

>>670412637
Prove it. Justify your answer.

>>670434962
sperg lord is always lose

>>670435230
>being this mad

>>670435099
Answer this mans dubs. Also, I don't think all drain systems are built and designed the same. Anything is possible.

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>>670434962
Because nobody gives a shit I just want more piss mang come on bro cut that shit out fam MORE PISS COME ON.

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>>670434962
>dude gets upset
Not in the slightest. I'm here to look at pics of chicks peeing, not to get into a figurative pissing match with a guy I don't know and don't care about.

>>670435547
Yeah, man. Now you get it!

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>>670435099
city sewer: all the same place
Septic system: toilets go to septic tank.

Showers, washing machine, kitchen and restroom sinks goes to lateral lines

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>>670435750
>Not in the slightest
...is what people say when they get really upset.

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I OFFEN PEE BECAUS IM A MAN. I PEE WHERE I LIKE. I PEE ALL OVER MARIN.

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>>670435922

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>>670412637
>>670435099
>>670435474
>>670435855
Get your shit together Tyrone. We are talking about peeing in the shower here.

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>>670435750
>pissing match
pissing match on a piss thread

>>670412637
>>670412689
tfw nobody gets it

>>670436175
Understanding home plumbing is directly tied to OP's question. If pissing in the shower is detrimental to the plumbing, then it is not OK to pee in the shower. Got it, Cornelius?

Of course. But if you're special, your wife will let you get hard, shove your dick in her, and fill her up while in the shower. Kinda the same thing. Only better. One of the best fucks ever.

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>>670436349
You have deciphered my riddle.

Fuck, someone get that aussie slut a fucking razor. Jesus. I'm totally cool with bush or no bush, but that in-between shit has got to go.

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>>670436175

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>>670436602
Have you ever seen a no peeing sign in any shower area ever? Your argument is invalid and shallow.

>>670429242
>Toilet is full?!? WTF

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>>670436872
>One of the best fucks ever.

Tried that. Ends up making her too wet. It's like hot tub or pool sex.

If you really want the best fuck ever, piss in her ass and then fuck her.

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>>670437012
I agree. It's like fucking a wire brush.

These ladies are softer.

>tfw piss fetish since I was like 10 and my female cousins held me down and took turns peeing on me

>>670437884
lies. we all hate you

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>>670436602
>detrimental to the plumbing
Are your pipes still made of hollowed out logs?

>>670437192
I don't frequent a lot of "shower areas" since I left the Army. If you pissed in the shower while other people are there, you'd probably get your ass kicked, because everyone is responsible for cleaning the showers.

So...

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>>670437583
>too wet.

Is there such a thing? I think this some made up internet bullocks. I need all the lube I can get mang.

>>670438224
stupid bitch i was going to eat that

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>>670437884
Post pics or it only happened in your fucked up dreams. Probably has no cousins. Probably sits down to pee.

>>670438130
I think he means wet like water, not vag juice. Have you had sex under water? It doesn't work out well since the water washes away the wetness

>>670437583
Won't let me do it in the ass.
Just pudding is off limits. Normal fucking is just alright.
I've asked. She just refuses.

>>670412301
the fuck

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>>670437998
I said "IF" jackass.

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>>670438019
>I don't frequent a lot of "shower areas" since I left the Army.

I frequent a lot of "shower areas" the Army.

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IT'S ALL PIPES

>>670439114
Santa looks euphoric

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/b/ I have this rash type thing on my waistline and I REALLY need to shorten my pubes. It's been months and they are truly out of hand, a normal razor would irritate my skin (along with taking over 20 minutes) and I have no trimming type tools. Any tips?

>>670411495

Only if I get to watch and then get to fuck you afterwards.

Otherwise it is a horrible, vile, filthy and totally unacceptable act that will instantly make you a pariah and social outcast just as soon as I tell everyone you do that!

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>>670438224
>>670438487
Damn good fucking, then sort of ruining things with pee. Sort of like how pee ruins your showers and sinks when you do it.

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>>670438600
This man understands. It's also that it removes all friction.

>>670438614
So, she'll let you pump her pussy full of urine, but buttsex is a no-go? This does not compute.

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>>670439722

>>670434128
>thread about women pissing
>women pissing
>women
since when?
this thread is about pissing in the shower

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>>670439418
>Any tips?

Don't do it alone. Get your mom to help you. She can guide you.

Pic unrelated

>>670439418
If you can't use a razor, and you don't have any scissors or clippers, fire and wax are your only options left.

The rash is probably from not bathing enough or not changing your clothes enough. Did you know you clean your junk more with your undies than you do in a shower? That means more junk on your undies, which irritates your junk.

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classic

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>>670440054
>this thread is about pissing in the shower

No. No it's not. It's about whatever we want. /b/ is candyland and there really are no rules.

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>>670440560
like more pissing vids

>>670412318
>urine is a completely sterile substance
>in the course of the shower all the urine will wash itself away down the drain.
There is literally nothing wrong with peeing in the shower.

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>>670440560

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>>670440429
I wonder whatever happened to her. She was fucking hot.

Had a small collection of her vids a few years ago, back when /rs/ was still a thing.

She thinks it'll work its way back up into her intestines.
She's a little off sometimes but how many completely sane women let you fulfill a fantasy of pissing IN them.

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>>670440833

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>>670439418
>rash type thing on my waistline
>and I REALLY need to shorten my pubes

Are these issues related? Are your pubes growing up to your waistline?

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>>670441071
I dunno. I just save the pics :^)

>>670441073
>completely sane women
You mean unicorns? No woman is completely sane, and any of their issues can be used to manipulate them into doing what you want.

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>>670440736
Not according to these Nigger-faggots.

>>670420954
>>670428376
>>670436602
>>670438864
>>670412637

>>670411495
Yes!!!!!!

>>670440736
>urine is sterile

Tell that to Timmy. He died of dysentery.

>>670411495
depends who

>>670441565
last of my folder. need more folks

>>670441643
>dysentery
That's still a thing?

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>>670441557
Black Lives Matter my lord and gimme savior bernie says so

>>670441691
Finding my old cloud links to my stills collection. Haven't uploaded my webm collection yet.

>>670441860
https://youtu.be/aNJr-GgJHxY

>>670442155
yessss

>>670412689
Different pipes go to different places!

>>670442290
No homo here, but you know.. it's good to see people happy. I have no problem with this.

>>670411495
You wash shit out of your asshole in there. It's fine

>>670413342
Nice

>>670442742
hell yes

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>>670412746
>>670412689
no.
>>670442563
yes.

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>>670442583
The chicken cream refers to his fart to mouth fetish. That video is on youtube somewhere I'm just to lazy to go look for it myself.

>>670427641
Fountain pen ink has a WAY different viscosity and specific gravity than piss does dude. Therefore it'll react entirely different in the shower than piss will.

>>670443089
too*

>>670443287
noooow it's getting goood

>>670443089
https://youtu.be/H5Pmf5KxG9g

>>670412301
You don't know that when you wash your body, you are washing away the days worth of you and the world off of you. When you piss in the shower, it goes down the drain with the water thats is being washed out. Stop being a hipster faggot.

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http://www.mediafire.com/download/hwn3dgjiuznwg44/Pee.zip

Shit... that took way longer to locate than I thought. I have way too many ghost accounts.

>>670443447
This wasn't the one I saw but yeah you get the point.

>>670443716
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/hwn3dgjiuznwg44/Pee.zip

I love you.

Please piss on me as a gesture of my gratitude

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>>670442563
>>670442958
Good Goy, buy more pipes to the more places.

>>670436151
that picture is autistic

>>670411495
I piss in the sinks and all over the shower and shower soap shelves in every hotel I stay in. Sometimes I cum on the soap shelves in the shower. I also wipe my asshole with the hotel towels and stick the towel up my ass with a finger to really get it all clean.

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>>670426492
Haha, sometimes I mash it through with my hands. Also sometimes like to pick it apart to see how quickly food goes through me. That's the most autistic thing I do that I'm aware of, I promise.

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>>670443716
Oh, yeah, that's my entire pee folder of stills and gifs that I've been pulling off of 4chan and other parts of the internet since about 2005. Enjoy. Oh, and there's some OC in there of my sub pissing her pants.

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>>670443901
You into dudes?

>>670444192
anybody that pisses :^)

>>670443359
check out the mouthpissing group on Motherless. The women drinking piss group is also good.

>>670439418
Lighter

>>670444192
Bruh girls could eaasy piss standing up. Fucking pussies

>>670444476
hellaa

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>>670443972
That picture is probably older than you.

Also, why is it that people are calling stupid shit autistic now? The use of that word has become too broad.

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>>670444848

>>670416690
holy shit faye reagan has piss videos? anyone have link please

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>>670444848