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2016-02-23 02:10:52 Post No. 670398448
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:10:52 Post No. 670398448 [Report]
Hello Anonymous!

My doors are open once again! How was your weekend?

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:12:40 Post No.670398762
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:12:40 Post No.670398762 [Report]
Fuck it, what's in my fortune m80?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:13:40 Post No.670398926
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>>670398762
What name should I use on it?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:14:02 Post No.670398984
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>>670398448
My weekend was quite nice. How was yours?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:14:27 Post No.670399051
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>>670398448
open chest sweater bunny, incoming!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:14:48 Post No.670399112
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>>670398926
Cody
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:15:07 Post No.670399164
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>>670398984
Pretty relaxing, overall. I went to bed early each night for once and woke up feeling refreshed!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:15:10 Post No.670399171
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heres your bump
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:15:30 Post No.670399225
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>>670398448
Fortune please. 30 yo. Murican. White. Born in January. Low middle class. Drinker.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:16:54 Post No.670399438
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:16:54 Post No.670399438 [Report]
family left for their three week holiday just now!

I'm free!

>>670399225
that's like all the details but the one needed for a fortune.
Post name
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:18:22 Post No.670399676
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:18:22 Post No.670399676 [Report]
Why the fuck aren't you trying to make money off this whole fortune telling thing?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:18:42 Post No.670399719
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:18:42 Post No.670399719 [Report]
>>670399438
I know, right? How do people not get this? Earthlings are mega-bakas.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:19:24 Post No.670399824
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:19:24 Post No.670399824 [Report]
>>670398448
Hi! That was good but not the best.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:19:48 Post No.670399887
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>>670399051
Hello there! N-nice shirt, by the way...

>>670399112
>Cody ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "84".
Woohoo! Good outcome!

>>670399225
>30 yo. Murican. White. Born in January. Low middle class. Drinker. has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "89".

Oh, it looks like it's all up to you this year. The color black is your friend, though.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:20:37 Post No.670400035
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:20:37 Post No.670400035 [Report]
>>670398448

Riddle me this "fortune teller".
why can't i sleep at night.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:21:31 Post No.670400204
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>>670399676
Would YOU be willing to pay me for it? Like right now?

>>670399438
Sounds like fun. Glad you could make it, too.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:21:41 Post No.670400225
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:21:41 Post No.670400225 [Report]
Fortune please, name's Evan.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:21:46 Post No.670400243
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>>670399887
Oooh, thank you~
>>670400035
That isn't how it works, what is wrong with you?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:22:09 Post No.670400300
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>>670400035
are you pssibly sleeping during the day?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:22:37 Post No.670400378
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:22:37 Post No.670400378 [Report]
>almost doxxed
>broke my knife
>put another dent in my screen

At least I got internet, amirite?

-sweep-
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:22:42 Post No.670400394
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>>670399824
Well, at least it wasn't bad. What did you do?

>>670400035
Hmm... there could be a ton of reasons for that. Fortune telling isn't really the best way to find out.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:24:21 Post No.670400650
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>>670400378
Why would it be bad to get doxxed. it's the internet.
No one cares who you are
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:25:47 Post No.670400892
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>>670400225
>Evan has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "42".

Ouch... sorry. If you can find out what "42" is the answer to, your luck will do a 180. Or, if you can manage to wear something gold this year...

>>670400243
Really nice...

>>670400378
Oh my, what exactly do you do when you're not working here, newbie?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:27:02 Post No.670401091
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>>670400892
42 is the answer to everything.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:27:34 Post No.670401170
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>>670400650
It's just a major headache to deal with and could bite you in the ass in the future, so yeah.

>>670400892
Terrorize game servers, take screenshots, invade France, trade on the silk road. General stuff.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:28:03 Post No.670401229
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>>670400378
... That sounds awful. Message me!
>>670400892
Are you entranced, earthly shrine maiden~? Keep those thoughts pure, now! Nyahaha..
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:28:53 Post No.670401380
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>>670401091
Oh yeah? What's 184 - 142 then?

...wait, bad example.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:31:23 Post No.670401742
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>>670401170
Hmmm.. silk road, you say? That could come in handy for the Gensokyo Yakuz- I mean... uhh... don't do drugs, kids!

>>670401229
-looks away suddenly-
R-right, yeah. I was just wondering where you bought it, that's all.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:32:31 Post No.670401947
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:33:33 Post No.670402115
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>>670401947
Cursed to stay alive a little longer, thanks to you.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:33:52 Post No.670402172
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:33:52 Post No.670402172 [Report]
ARMPITS
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:34:04 Post No.670402215
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>>670401170
>trade on the silk road

You mean the tor marketplace? Aside from torrenting a little on i2p, I've been out of the darknet game for a while. Got any news?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:34:29 Post No.670402276
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>>670401742
Of course~ Obviously, what else would you be staring for?
*removes her shirt and tosses it at you*
Here, it's yours. I got it from a store on the moon, of course.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:34:37 Post No.670402303
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>>670402172
Yay, armpits!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:34:46 Post No.670402324
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:34:46 Post No.670402324 [Report]
will I find love?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:35:33 Post No.670402479
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>>670402303
please stop
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:36:01 Post No.670402568
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>>670401742
The glorious Baktrian Empire sits right on the edge of the silk road, that's why we are so stronk and rich!

>>670402215
No, silly! Sell some shit to the Chinese in turn for some shiny chips of gold we pay to Parthia for protection.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:36:05 Post No.670402578
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>>670402276
Gkyu!!
-is totally unprepared and hit by a shirt-
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:36:21 Post No.670402611
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:37:18 Post No.670402749
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>>670402324
Let's see what your fortune says! Just give me a name to associate it with.

>>670402479
But why? Do they gross you out or something?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:38:24 Post No.670402956
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>>670402749
my name is Marcus
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:39:05 Post No.670403087
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:40:03 Post No.670403281
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>>670402956
>Marcus ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "66".
Ah.. ahaha...
-awkward chuckle-

Guess that's a resounding no for this year. I'm sorry...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:40:18 Post No.670403319
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>>670403087
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:41:41 Post No.670403573
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>>670402568
oh, sorry I got condused

>>670403087
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:42:44 Post No.670403747
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>>670402749
No it's just weird
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:43:30 Post No.670403872
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:43:46 Post No.670403910
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:43:46 Post No.670403910 [Report]
wtf is this thread
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:44:18 Post No.670403999
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>>670403747
Come oooon, aren't they smooth and pretty?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:44:48 Post No.670404080
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:44:48 Post No.670404080 [Report]
>2000+16
>not getting your fortune told on 4chan

Thomas.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:44:57 Post No.670404117
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>>670402611
ayy lmao
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>>670403999
Pls reimu, I only have eyes for one girls armpits.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:45:12 Post No.670404163
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>>670403910
It says what it is right on the flyer. How do so many people get confused?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:45:22 Post No.670404194
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:45:22 Post No.670404194 [Report]
fortune please, names Ivan
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:45:29 Post No.670404217
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>>670404117
piss off you dirty extraterrestrial
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:45:42 Post No.670404261
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>>670404117
Witnessed
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>>670403747
nothing weird about armpits
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:46:11 Post No.670404341
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>>670402568
Hey, don't ignore me...!
>>670402578
>>670402578
Wahaha. Always be prepared for surprise attacks, you silly shrine maiden~
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:46:53 Post No.670404454
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>>670404080
>Thomas ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "1".
I know, right? What could go wrong?!

>>670404160
Hmm... where is Saber, anyway? Haven't seen her in a while.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:47:25 Post No.670404537
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wtf is this weeb shit
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>>670404163
Maybe it's the brooms. Maybe it's the Master Chief intern. Maybe it's the lack of flyers.

So many possibilities.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:48:12 Post No.670404675
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>>670403999
Indeed. Reimu made me develop some really weird fetish. Guess it can't be helped.
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>>670404454
No idea. She may very well be sleeping.
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>>670404537
iunno, people getting their fortune told by people talking about armpits?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:49:04 Post No.670404837
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>>670404194
>Ivan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "26".
Ooh, looks like you're set. You can make it better by increasing your friendship gauge though.

>>670404341
What I wanna know is, how did you make it look like you weren't wearing anything under it...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:49:20 Post No.670404876
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:49:20 Post No.670404876 [Report]
Yay fortune!
My name is Kenji
Btw I think that this kind of thread is quite heartwarming
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:50:24 Post No.670405063
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>>670404837
Ah? That's simple.
*Points to her eyes*
Insanity! How did you ever beat me!?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:50:32 Post No.670405091
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>>670404537
a thread for weebs who want advice, a fortune, or a friendly chat on a mongolian image board
>>670404566
there are stranger things than a spartan working at a shrine
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:51:08 Post No.670405199
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What's my fortune, oracle-senpai? name is zachary
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>>670404566
Still, it seems like the flyer answers everything...

>>670404696
Probably. She did say we're open a little too late for her. What a shame.

>>670404675
I'm... I'm good at that, for some reason...
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>>670405091
I would pay good money to see the chief dressed up as a shrine maiden.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:53:19 Post No.670405563
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>>670404341
Sorry! I had to sweep some, I'll get reich to it!

>>670405091
Like a German sweeping the floor in a shrine with Master Chief somewhere around that gives out fortunes to people on an anonymous website?

I dunno, I've seen some shit and shit accessories, but this might top it off.

>>670405356
Maybe you should put them in a box outside, like a travel brochure or something.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:53:28 Post No.670405591
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:53:28 Post No.670405591 [Report]
Names John. White. Working class poorfag. Drinker and heavy smoker. Fortune pls
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:53:48 Post No.670405648
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:53:48 Post No.670405648 [Report]
30, shy, average body type, British. When will I loose my virginity.?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:54:49 Post No.670405828
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>>670404876
>Kenji has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "40".
I'm glad you feel the same! Looks like a new job or a promotion might be coming your way this year~

>>670405063
Same way I beat everyone. I hit "retry" until I figured out all your moves.

>>670405199
>Zachary has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "1".
Someone's family is going to grow by one~ Congratulations!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:55:01 Post No.670405869
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:55:08 Post No.670405893
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>>670405356
Shame indeed. I hardly ever get to see her!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:25 Post No.670406100
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>>670405828
Thank you oracle-senpai. This is most welcome news!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:41 Post No.670406144
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>>670405461
this is as good as you're gonna get unless a drawfag makes a pic

>>670405869
nice
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:49 Post No.670406170
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:49 Post No.670406170 [Report]
Do me please. Yohan.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:56 Post No.670406195
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:56:56 Post No.670406195 [Report]
sometimes I feel like people just hate me

>>670405091
does a suicidal operating system seem strange?

>>670405461
oh me too

>>670405356
I'll donate to the shrine if you can get master chef dressed up as shrine maiden!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:57:06 Post No.670406224
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>>670405591
> John. White. Working class poorfag. Drinker and heavy smoker. ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "39".
Yowch...

>>670405648
>30, shy, average body type, British. has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "84".
Looks like it won't be this year, sorry... Maybe consider wizard school?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:57:59 Post No.670406370
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>>670405563
Auu~ Okay!
>>670405828
T-that's cheating! Simple persistence isn't impressive at all!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:58:50 Post No.670406518
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>>670406224

Damn it. Bad luck as always. Thanks anon
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:59:20 Post No.670406606
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>>670406224
Thank you. What do you mean by try a wizard school ?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 02:59:31 Post No.670406645
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>>670406170
>Yohan has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "52".

>>670406100
You're welcome! Enjoy your year!

>>670406195
He already has red and white decals, I don't think I can make him go any further than that.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:00:43 Post No.670406847
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>>670406144
That would be pretty sweet, not gonna lie.

>>670406195
I don't hate you anon! I mean, I don't even know you!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:00:45 Post No.670406852
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>>670406518
Turn your bad luck into gold luck! When life gives you lemons, weaponize that shit and kill Italy with it!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:02:34 Post No.670407172
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>>670406370
The one who wins last, wins. I didn't make the rules...

-turns and winks to the audience-

>>670406606
Well, you see, there's a rumor out there that if you hit age 30 without having sex, your wizard powers awaken.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:03:26 Post No.670407304
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>>670407172
That's actually pretty cool.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:05:16 Post No.670407615
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>>670407172
...
*fires bullets at you relentlessly*
You're so frustrating!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:06:42 Post No.670407853
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>>670405828
Thank you! Finally a job, this is some really good news for me, that really made my day!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:06:53 Post No.670407874
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>>670407172
Do you have another broom? I've been using this broken broom for a while that someone broke, and I could really use another. Thanks!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:08:09 Post No.670408085
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>>670401091
Yeah, but he has to find the ultimate question.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:10:29 Post No.670408460
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>>670407615
-flies to the side of the screen and ends up appearing behind you-
Hey, hey, don't get excited. I thought we were friends now?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:11:33 Post No.670408618
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:11:33 Post No.670408618 [Report]
What's my fortune
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:11:36 Post No.670408632
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>>670407615
how do I get shot by Reisen?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:13:08 Post No.670408894
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>>670407853
Glad I could help! I'm rooting for you, so do your best~

>>670407874
There should be a couple in the shed outside. I'd get it for you, but I just got shots fired at me, so...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:13:25 Post No.670408940
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>>670408460
*pouts*
Then stop bragging..! No winking at the audience!
>>670408632
*cocks pistol*
Is that something you want~?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:15:13 Post No.670409234
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>>670408894
Ah, alright. Wait, does that mean I can bring my gun to work too?

-sweepsweep-
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:16:04 Post No.670409373
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ok fine here it is
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:17:02 Post No.670409528
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:17:02 Post No.670409528 [Report]
Curious to hear my fortune. Names chris ketterman
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:17:44 Post No.670409619
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>>670409373
You're the best chief!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:19:11 Post No.670409840
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:19:11 Post No.670409840 [Report]
I'd love a fortune done for me please. Name is Brendan by the way
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:19:20 Post No.670409867
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>>670408940
Alright, alright. Too many jokes of that kind get old quick, anyway.

>>670409234
Reisen doesn't work h-

>>670409373
Oh dear god!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:19:22 Post No.670409872
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:19:22 Post No.670409872 [Report]
Hello CIA how's the black ops going?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:20:32 Post No.670410064
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>>670408940
yes
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:21:52 Post No.670410270
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>>670409528
>Chris Ketterman has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "35".
Hmm, your luck is normal, so it's basically up to you. Yellow things and the number 35 can boost it, though.

>>670409840
>Brendan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "22".
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:22:51 Post No.670410419
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>>670409234
>>670409867
Yeah, I don't work here. I just visit this cute shrine maiden in my off-time, you see?
>>670409373
Wow, looking good~
>>670410064
*fires a barrage of intricately patterned bullets at you*
You asked for it...!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:24:09 Post No.670410599
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oh i love these reactions
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:25:30 Post No.670410791
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>>670410419
*dies happy*
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:26:25 Post No.670410916
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>>670410791
WHA- Don't die! Baka! If you die, I can't shoot you anymore...!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:28:23 Post No.670411229
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>>670410419
Teehee. She called me cute~
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:28:59 Post No.670411316
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>>670409867
Oh, OK. Is there any bullet holes you want me to patch up?

>>670410419
You get a gun but I don't? -pout-
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:30:06 Post No.670411496
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>>670410916
Windows ME survival guide:

1. take daily backups
2. no seriously, take daily backups

I'll be up and running in just a while~
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:30:43 Post No.670411585
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>>670411316
Hmmm... they're all over on that side of the screen.
-points-
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:30:58 Post No.670411631
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>>670411229
*places bunny ears on your head*
Ah, now you look perfect.
>>670411316
Ah, but isn't that only because Reimu has no chance of taking them from me?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:32:35 Post No.670411864
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>>670411631
M-my outfit changed all of a sudden...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:33:27 Post No.670411994
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>>670411496
Auu, good. Shooting people is no fun if you stop being able to shoot them so quickly after you've shot them.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:38:09 Post No.670412674
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:38:18 Post No.670412699
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:39:01 Post No.670412810
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>>670411585
I'll get reich on it!

-sweepsweep-

>>670411994
That's the point of my gun, though!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:41:12 Post No.670413147
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>>670411864
Aah, perfect! You've just taken a solid step toward purity...! And you look great too~
>>670412810
Ah, it is?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:41:16 Post No.670413161
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>>670412810
Ahh, having junior shrine maidens who actually work is so nice...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:41:32 Post No.670413203
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>>670411864
/r/ing master chef in this outfit

>>670411994
You can shoot me anytime from now on, I don't mind if it's you...
That pic is 2lewd

have you followed what happened in the tearoom? It's been a slow night.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:43:04 Post No.670413431
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>>670413161
Laziness is a step away, though.
>>670413203
Mhm~ I just made a post!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:43:47 Post No.670413530
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>>670413147
-pulls on the outfit a little-
Ah.. s-so, this kind of thing is pure, huh..
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:43:52 Post No.670413542
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>>670413203
Seconded.
For the chief in the bunny costume of course.
..Please don't shoot me...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:43:57 Post No.670413553
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:43:57 Post No.670413553 [Report]
Name is David. Fortune pls.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:44:27 Post No.670413635
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>>670413203
dont have a bunny suit so heres this
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:45:01 Post No.670413744
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>>670413161
The reichstamina never gives out when there is work to do!

>>670413147
Hitting things behind other things from a long distance? Yup!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:45:09 Post No.670413772
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>>670413530
Aaah.. Definitely...
*blush*
It's form-fitting too~
>>670413635
Nice guns~
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:46:46 Post No.670414016
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>>670413744
Aah, I see.. Armor piercing! Pchu!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:48:20 Post No.670414218
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>>670413431
More foot focused pictures.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:48:53 Post No.670414290
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>>670413553
>David has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "41".
Mm, sorry...

>>670413744
I'm glad yours is so high.

>>670413772
Your face is turning red, bunnee-chan. Why's that?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:51:46 Post No.670414662
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>>670414218
Ah, so the open chest sweater wasn't enough for a filthy pervert like you? Ahaha.. Just a moment, then.
>>670414290
Sh-shush. My thoughts are totally pure!
*stares*
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:54:56 Post No.670415081
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>>670414016
It's not my best weapon, but I think I'd make some people mad if I drove my Baktrian silk road vehicle near the shrine.

>>670414290
As they say, Germans are best at ruthless efficiency.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:55:45 Post No.670415247
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>>670414662
I-I see... but.. I think you'll burn a hole in it if you stare like that...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:57:38 Post No.670415620
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>>670415081
Probably! But doesn't it sound fun too~?
>>670415247
Hmm, very possibly! But... It's so entrancing...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:58:58 Post No.670415865
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>>670414662
Well I do have a foot fetish.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 03:59:38 Post No.670415995
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>>670415620
Would you say you're... crazy for it?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:02:12 Post No.670416362
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>>670415865
>>670415995
Gah...! Not after hat joke, I'm not!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:03:05 Post No.670416495
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:03:05 Post No.670416495 [Report]
W-well, that was fun, but I guess it's time to change back now!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:03:17 Post No.670416520
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>>670415620
I'd rather not get fired for doing a flyover.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:04:55 Post No.670416739
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<Intermission>
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>>670398448
What is my fortune anon-saun
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:08:56 Post No.670417222
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>>670416495
And I was just about to join you too.
>>670416520
Ah, that's no fun.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:09:20 Post No.670417273
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<intermission. . .>
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:09:33 Post No.670417288
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really slow tonight
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:10:57 Post No.670417471
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>>670417112
>Cute Girl Popping A Balloon With Her Butt ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "59".
Ow... sorry, I hate to give you a bad fortune after all that.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:11:34 Post No.670417528
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>>670398448
Hello, unknown entity!

My weekend was well spent, hanging out with my crush and playing some Smash Bros.

But I do have to ask... does she have an interest in me, perhaps? See, she has a long-distance boyfriend, and yet she has given me so many signals, and I do not yet know if she truly does mean them or not. We have awfully gotten a lot close since her best friend technically dumped me because I wanted to take things slow, and I was just curious on whether or not she has an interest in me.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:12:12 Post No.670417615
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>>670416362
Love shoes like that.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:12:36 Post No.670417656
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>>670417288
Yeah but that's okay now and then.
>>670417471
Yeah, after all that balloon popping action.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:14:08 Post No.670417870
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>>670417222
I'm sure I won't get fired, I hope. The roaring of a MC.202 overhead won't disturb the tranquil peace at all! It might break up the monotony at least...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:15:49 Post No.670418101
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:15:49 Post No.670418101 [Report]
Hey there. I'm Ben. What's my fortune?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:16:18 Post No.670418164
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>>670417870
Right, see? So clearly you can think of absolutely no reason NOT to do it. So by obvious logic, you must do it, right?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:17:11 Post No.670418283
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>>670417528
Hmmm... well, it sure sounds like she has an interest in you. I will say this: long distance relationships don't often last. It's possible that she's getting close to you because you have the advantage of being able to spend time with her in person.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:18:30 Post No.670418439
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>>670418101
>Ben ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "89"
Pretty awesome, that's what!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:20:23 Post No.670418760
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>>670398448
Hit me up with a fortune, I'm feeling lucky. (Name's Sev, or barring that Sebastian works too)
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:20:31 Post No.670418790
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>>670418164
Already on it! Think of it as a really big broom, if I fly close enough I'll blow all of the dust away!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:20:34 Post No.670418801
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>>670418283
Thank you :D

You have earned my Dipper.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:20:45 Post No.670418828
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>>670418101
>>670418439
What about me, Matthew?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:21:41 Post No.670418983
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>>670418801
don't do anything stupid though, unless you're sure it doesn't lead to useless drama.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:22:55 Post No.670419148
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>>670418760
>Sev has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "77".
Looking good!

>>670418828
>Matthew has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "61".
Ooh, sorry...

>>670418801
Thanks for the Dipper! I prefer Mabel, though.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:23:42 Post No.670419235
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>>670418790
fly close enough and the shrine flies away.

>>670418164
say, do they use planes on the moon?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:24:37 Post No.670419369
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>>670418983
Yeah, I agree. You're gonna have to be patient and avoid putting her on the spot. Chances are still pretty high that she chooses her current boyfriend if you were to ask right now.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:25:31 Post No.670419475
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:25:31 Post No.670419475 [Report]
Fortune
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>>670419475
Name?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:26:33 Post No.670419612
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>>670419475
name
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:26:38 Post No.670419626
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>>670419148
Due to family reasons I mostly go by my middle name, Ben. I'll just stick with that fortune.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:28:51 Post No.670419945
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>>670419475
Azlan
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:28:58 Post No.670419964
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>>670419235
I can sell you one from my Baktrian reserve if you want, I'm not sure they are moon-worthy yet but I'm sure they can be soon!

I hope I don't blow the shrine away, I worked really hard cleaning it!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:29:04 Post No.670419975
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>>670398448
Hello! I'm Lazarus. Not normally superstitious, but i figured "what the heck"
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:30:25 Post No.670420177
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:30:25 Post No.670420177 [Report]
Fortune for anon please.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:30:35 Post No.670420206
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>>670419945
>Azlan ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "25".
Ouch... the worst.

>>670419964
You blow it away, you rebuild it. That's all I'm saying.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:31:03 Post No.670420257
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>>670419148
Laughing that I got SEVenty SEVen. Definitely a good sign. Is asking for advice still fine? If that's the case: girl I like has hardcore anxiety issues, and we're currently swamped in all sorts of projects and I can tell it's getting to her. Been helping as I can by providing her opportunities to just relax, offering help with stuff she misses and the like but I don't feel it's really helping and today she stayed home completely. Is there something more I should be doing here for her?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:33:17 Post No.670420586
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>>670419235
Nope! We have UFOs~
>>670420206
Stop being so prudish! Join us in destroying the shrine!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:33:31 Post No.670420622
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>>670419975
Nothing wrong with just doing it for fun.

>Lazarus ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "48".
Looks like you're making a comeback this year.

>>670420177
>anon ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "89".
Nn...
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:33:42 Post No.670420646
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>>670420206
I won't, I promise! Besides, I heard some guys had a good deal on new panels that don't have holes in them. Return buyers discount, I guess.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:34:25 Post No.670420738
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>>670420622
Welp. Time to use that rope I have in closet. Anon out.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:36:05 Post No.670420940
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>>670419964
Can I pay in steam games?

>>670420738
your keyword was not 'rope'
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:36:45 Post No.670421042
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>>670420257
Hehe. I didn't catch that myself! That's pretty good.

Umm.. well, I don't think there's any more you could be doing, but you should keep doing what you are doing. Stick by her, offer your help wherever you can. Try to keep the pressure off. As someone who's dealt with anxiety myself, I know she'll appreciate it.

>>670420586
How is it prudish to expect my home to stay in one piece?!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:38:24 Post No.670421244
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>>670420940
Dont worry about paying! Think of it as a gift, we have too many of them as it is. How does this one look?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:38:30 Post No.670421261
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>>670420646
Oh, that's good then. You're free to put on an airshow here as long as it doesn't cause any damage.

Might bring in some new visitors, who knows.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:40:32 Post No.670421505
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>>670421042
It's prudish because you're being the enemy of fun!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:42:53 Post No.670421834
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>>670421505
You can't just go around having fun at all costs. Who am I talking to here, Flandre?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:43:49 Post No.670421960
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>>670421042
Thanks for the advice! Here's hoping I don't come off as too overbearing, worry about that sometimes.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:45:04 Post No.670422131
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third alarm went off, I'll be gettin to school soon.

>>670421244
seems fine to me. One thing though, I remembered I don't need a plane to fly.
<<
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:45:33 Post No.670422205
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>>670421834
Aah, I just want to see this amazing vehicle already, okay?
*sigh*
I give up. Oh well.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:47:16 Post No.670422517
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>>670422205
Look, I already told him he could do it, okay?

>>670421960
Yeah, don't come on too strong. If you keep an easygoing attitude about it, you probably have nothing to worry about though. Good luck!
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:48:38 Post No.670422714
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>>670422131
Oh, well, have fun flying!

>>670421834
Do you... Uh... Have a large flat area I can land something without turning the immediate area into a burning crater?

>>670422205
In time, in time....
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:49:29 Post No.670422843
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>>670422517
Ah, good~ I'm very interested in this earthling technology. You can have this as a reward!
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>>670422714
The closest thing I could think of is the sunflower field... it might not end well, though.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:49:49 Post No.670422894
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:49:49 Post No.670422894 [Report]
Fortune for Nathan please?
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:50:53 Post No.670423053
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>>670422714
>large flat area
fly over the shrine once and you're set
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Y-your body, all tied up?!
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>>670422894
Hmm... at some point, I'm gonna remember what these were by heart if I keep getting the same names.

Let's see...
>Nathan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".

Oh, whew. It's good.
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Anonymous 2016-02-23 04:53:53 Post No.670423549
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>>670422843
wait, do I get a naked bunny girl too by teaching you about earthling technology?
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>>670423053
Yeah, but I have screens to replace, and the extras are in the back!

>>670422891
I would rather my front prop not get turned into a flower chopper or a lawn mower.

>>670422843
It's quite fun really...
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