What do you think about Neptune?
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What do you think about Neptune?
>>670397861
Windy!
its a faggot
Its a Jupiter wannabe. It even copied by having a Great Dark Spot. Pleb-tier planet.
That's the saddest looking planet ever
No white ppl
>>670397861
Gaseous!
Last time I was there it was dark and cold as fuck. 2/10, would not colonize.
>>670397861
lovely place because no fucking humans nearby
It's cool, but it's no Saturn
>>670397861
p-cool tbh
Pluto bitches!
>>670397861
Not Jupiter/10
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>670397861
Pretty gassy, but NepTunes is great.
>>670397861
I would live on a space station around it if the trip to earth was a month or less.
Overrated.
>>670398908
Well, it's not.
>>670397861
i hope its ok
>>670397861
There's a reason they didn't call the movie The Neptune Adventure.
>>670399079
There was a big IF in there lol.
>>670397861
Sexiest sailor scout
its okay-ish but not as good as Uranus.
It is beyond your anus.
>>670400319
Thank you.
I don't think about much.
What do you think about, Saturn?
>>670398167
someone shoop a sadface on neptune
All planets report in
>jupiter masterrace here
>>670401434
Aint that jupiter
>>670401434
Saturn's a tryhard faggot, with those gay ass rings
Im not trying to shitpost. But in all seriousness. How can their be a God if all the planets have no life. Cannot sustain life. Have had no life ever on them? It leads me to conclude their is no God. What creator creates dead stars and flying rocks thats destroy planets?
>>670401835
You know, I think you're right. I grabbed the first file in my Saturn folder. It's obviously misfiled because of the giant red spot. Good Catch!
>>670402096
Thanks for the relevant opinion there, guy
>>670397861
It's the Slayer of the Big 4 Gas Giants.
>Jupiter=Metallica, Saturn=Megadeth
>POWER GAP
>Neptune=Slayer
>POWER GAP
>Uranus=Anthrax
I prefer Uranus
>>670402207
Saturn is nearly as large as jupiter
>>670397861
You can shove it up uranus
You're a dirty colour m8
>>670402096
I can tell you're a deep thinker.
>>670402096
>What creator creates dead stars and flying rocks thats destroy planets?
the kind of creator that does not exist.
>>670402096
Who said all the planets don't have life? If you know anything about the universe at all, it's filled with planets that can support life, it's just that they are all so far away from us.
>>670402330
Jupiter tongue in yer ass?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>670401718
Are you like a retard??
>>670402249
These planets are damn near unstainable for any life. 1000mph winds? 900degree?
Negative 100° farenheight.
Lets get real here. These pictures are nice to look at. But neither of us humans would last 1 second on any planet. Including Mars.
>serious answer
I always liked that shade of blue. It's comforting, somehow.
>>670402864
I agree.
Neptune is my favorite planet. Besides earth.
I'm just worried about the immigrants you know? They come here and try to get jobs to bring down the economy and bless their hearts they don't know. Work is hard when you don't even want know how is stays to full. So Neptune is ok
>>670402587
Every single living scientist on Earth says their is no life on any of these planets.
Maybe by a long shot their may be microbial life underneath the ice on Titan.
>>670399333
Oh really? What would that be anon?
Stop 'trying' to derail the thread. This isn't about a deity
>>670402096
>>670402572
>>670402720
I want /r/atheism to leave
>>670402864
I hope you like that color. Because Nasa added that color to the black and white image.
>Pro tip: prove me wrong
>>670403069
Yeah no shit, there is definitely no life in our solar system, ya dingus.
>>670403190
To be honest, I really didn't expect someone to call me on it. Don't have a response ready.
Better than Saturn.
If a Puerto Rican stole it, we probably wouldn't find out for like 15 minutes here on earth.
Applied for a job today with a company called Neptune. It was not for the name. Neptune the god, awesome. Neptune the planet, meh.
>>670403336
Oh by the way, you're welcome for deflecting asteroids and shit away from your blue candy ass
>>670402096
breaking news: there is no god out there. only us and the space niggers
Mars is the only planet inhabited ENTIRELY by Robots. True story!
Im going to play devils advocate. Its possible that mars looked similar to earth. And that an event occured that stripped mars of its atmosphere
I think neptune is a pretty cool guy. eh has thousands of mile per hour winds and doesnt afraid of anything.
I just wanna go to the moon tbh
pic related
>>670403954
Thanks for sharing this pic. I had no idea
I actually learned something on /b/
Post your sci-fi planet-fus
>Qo'noS
>>670397861
It's lonely
>>670404307
Just be SURE to use meters and not Inches when determining descent parameters! HAHAHAHAHA
> Too soon?
>>670403954
>stranded in orbit.
How much space debree is up there?
Fawwwk
>>670403954
There could be subsurface microbes living off chemical energy and giving off methane.
>>670402096
As an atheist I really think that you should shut up.
>>670404307
Here's a nice pic for you on a Monday evening
>>670397861
It's blue.
>>670402096
>It leads me to conclude their is no God.
shitty b8
>>670397861
it's not diverse enough. i'll be protesting and posting openly about this on twitter with the hastag #BoycottNeptuneRacism
>>670397861
probably really deep water planet, white marks are probably giant waves
>>670404949
It's thanks to me that your bipedal ass is even up there, scrub
It's pretty cool!!
>>670404949
Technically they are falling back to earth due to gravity.
>>670405050
Not bait asshole
>>670405271
technically you're a faggot
>>670405369
Did a christian just call you a faggot, and now you're shitting up this thread, is that your problem?
>>670405212
in a world without books or science maybe
>>670405271
nope, sorry. Being in orbit means it actually won't fall.
>>670405740
nigger u wut
>>670397861
I forgot how much smaller than Jupiter and Saturn it is.
>>670405369
then I hope god is real because you are the perfect example of why we need a pre-industrial theocracy
>>670404307
Have another
>>670406154
These are cool, keep posting
>>670405968
there must be a way to harness their massive energy
>>670405968
well since you didn't know in the first place until you googled it 1 minute ago, you never really forgot
>>670405608
Let it go Jack Burton. Your kung fu is weak.
>>670406259
This is your lucky day, because you've just complimented DAN GLEEBALLS!
>>670406259
you can 100x more information by reading each planet's page on wikipedia dumbfuck
Professor Paws says Pluto is king faggots
>>670406314
Jack Burton, who's that?
>>670406569
I collect more than just porn, you know!
>>670406541
Stuff like this is really nostalgic for me, because i was really into astronomy when i was little
>>670397861
Kuiper Belt reporting in
She's awesome
>>670406711
>>670406680
Dan G says Keep up the BT in LC stills, they're making my nipples stubby!
>>670406856
>being that close to the sun
>FUCKING NORMIE ASTRONOMICAL BODIES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>670406856
satellite photo?
Very rare photograph. I suggest you right click this one and SAVE
>>670406569
Do we have a satellite heading out into deep space? Or are we just relying on pics from hubble.
>>670397967
This.
https://youtu.be/ToXaNUjNfS4?t=284
>>670407165
Its insain how big the sun is.
>>670407353
guess what? the crew survived the explosion and some were alive when the crew cabin hit the water as well.
Here's one of Pluto
>>670407357
Voyager, if that's what you mean.
> I'm no spacefag, I just collect pics
>>670407589
I believe the 'official' position is that they all passed away once the telemetry stopped
> convenient
>>670407249
some artist was beaming it out of his head into Photoshop
but you really gotta wonder what the odds of an advanced civilization are out there, or at least rubble from one
Check out the dust growing on the Buran
>>670407589
I remember hearing about how nasa wont let the black box tapes out. Because you can clearly hear them screaming as they burn to death.
>>670406569
>Centauri Prime
just heard it in Londo's voice
One of my faves
>>670402864
Agreed, it makes me want to fall through it
I have a apollo medal? because my aunt worked for Nasa. I would take a photo but its in safety deposit box.
>>670408200
Jesus FUCK OFF
Here's another good one
>>670408837
Thats an amazing pic.
Its unreal the amount of technology needed to just exit our atmospere
>>670406909
This is superior Neptune.
>>670409158
You're gonna LOVE this one then
>>670403954
Nice job, China.
they say the hardest things to manufacture are their gloves
>>670401434
>What do you think of Saturn?
>Posts Jupiter
Get with it, m8.
>>670409773
We alrdy covered that, it was misfiled. sue me.
>>670403045
>>670408613
I feel like I could lay back on its surface and lazily float about forever.
And not horribly die from megawind, chlorine gas and other such things, of course.
Is this referred to as 'ejecta' ?
>>670410544
We'd call that a "Premature" Ejecta
>>670409170
Agreed
a fave
>>670406154
>Mars
>317.8 Earth masses
wut.
>>670410832
stars are scary
>>670411032
But a nice warm sunbeam on your face is a GOOD thing..
>>670398166
/thread
>>670403476
They call them false color images for a reason you know. A b/w image sensor allowed for greater sensitivity, a lower weight cost and better reliability. The image sensor can still tell what wavelength of light it's received and can therefore determine what color our eyes would see.
Also Neptune is blue, you can see it through a telescope.
In all of my folders, I contain a sub folder at the top of the page called ' Oops misfiled'
This was in it
>>670404410
Hate to break your bubble man, but judging by the roundness of the half moon, its relatively massive, meaning that the sheer force of rock is almost nothing compared to the gravitational forces, meaning it wouldn't just form a half dome, and in fact it would form a more rounded (altho quite possibly irregular) shape.
>>670397861
I think I like Uranus better
The astronauts who died, plus a toy astronaut
a few yucks
>>670405740
Actually, it means quite the opposite, it means you're constantly falling, its just you're traveling sideways fast enough that the curvature of the earth is falling away from you just as fast as you're falling down, creating a circular orbital shape!
>>670408062
>>670407589
IDK if my pops was full of shit but he said that a report was out there saying that they found water in a few of the crew's lungs meaning a couple died of drowning.
Fuck, imagine that. Being in a massive explosion, nearly being killed by fire and concussive forces....then drowning to death.
TBH, id take the risk if it meant getting the chance to chill in space.
>he is great
>>670406154
>mars
>317.8 earth masses
kek
"Magnificent desolation"
Who can tell me how many men walked upon the Moon?
-- Hint: 2 per missoni
>>670412199
Maybe it's a typo, who knows?
> I didn't write the fucker, i just saved it
>>670397861
When I was a kid I thought it was a massive ocean planet
Imagine the immense gravitational force pulling this Galaxy apart
>>670412094
I cant imagine that to be true. Sorry. I do no for a fact that they burnt alive and the screams were recorded.
When Galaxies collide!
>>670412861
One black hole, yyeah.
i have had the privilege of seeing this with my own eyes. If you get the chance, do it (by all means).
>>670413107
This a real pic? Or discovery channel generated cg.
Our galaxy, The Milky Way
Anyone know where I could find a decently priced 8 inch or larger scope/ optical tube?
>>670413357
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell you that. Have another one of colliding Galaxies, though.
Here's one of those odd lenses, the name of it escapes me
>>670413332
Where?
>>670397861
pretty blue color
I don't know what this is, but I bet it makes D Day look boring
>>670413701
Check for used listings on Astronomical forums, you can find a few good deals if you're not in a rush.
Own an 8" dob myself. Love it, but I recommend spending $70 on a set of large binoculars to see if you like the hobby before dropping a few hundred on a scope
>>670397861
if itunes and neptune joined forces, you'd have ineptunes
>>670414113
I was in the mountains of Anatalya at the time. If you stare at it long enough you can perceive its' depth. Stunning
<pic unrel
>>670404805
>debree
Did you work on the original Hubble mirror math?
>>670414393
Damn. I live in Iowa where light pollution is pretty low. There's some good nights but nothing even close to that
>>670414287
I already have a 6 inch reflector
Not sure, i think this one is from the Hubble Deep Field experiment.
There was a special on Discovery channel a few days ago about the Webb Telescope. It's gonna be LEGENDARY
>>670414417
>debree
Debris. Happy now
>>670414622
I have been to Iowa, near Waverly. I saw a meteor shower. It was a blast
> pic unrel
>>670406954
Looks like a Wankel engine cut away.
>>670397861
Neptune is a pretty cool planet. He's just out there being an ice giant and doesn't afraid of anything.
When I was a boy, my Grandpa showed me how to appreciate these dark spaces of the galaxy like this:
If you light a candle, then shine a flashlight upon it against a wall, you will not see a shadow of the flame. All you will see is the shadow of the wick.
>>670414683
Ah, so looking to upgrade. The larger stuff is less common on the used market. Check out your local astronomy club, they tend to always be in the know or know someone who has a scope they're willing to part with. I don't live in the US myself, so I can't really recommend any specifics
>>670412931
>I cant imagine that to be true. Sorry. I do no for a fact that they burnt alive and the screams were recorded.
just stfu. you don't know fuck all for a fact. i'm constantly stunned at the absolute stupidity if idiots here
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/challenger.asp
> However, the "transcript" quoted above of the Challenger crew's final moments was not taken from a "secret tape" leaked from NASA; it originated with an article published in a February 1991 issue of Weekly World News, a tabloid famous for creating news stories out of whole cloth. There never was such a transcript, nor was the crew of the Challenger known to have been wearing personal recorders. Moreover, personal recorders would not have picked up the comments of crew members on different decks as the faked transcript would have us believe.
>NASA later conceded it was likely that at least three of the crew members aboard remained conscious after the explosion, and perhaps even throughout the few minutes it took for the crew
>>670415836
>i'm constantly stunned at the absolute stupidity if idiots here
i never am.
>>670415609
cool, thanks
>>670415836
Snopes.com
Get the fuck outta here
>>670414797
>not posting the extreme deep field
You're missing out friend
Don't even think about trolling 'they didn't land on the moon'
Here's a gif of the descent stage of one of the missions, STILL on the moon
>Don't even think about it, muthafucka
>>670410476
Physically impossible to rain diamond, science up
>>670411493
You didn't watch Star Trek VI, did you?
>>670411241
Sun = giant human egg cell
fate
>>670416983
Aw, cool!
>>670403954
>crashed due to imperial/metric unit mixup
kek
Peekaboo
>>670417227
Yeah, see my other comments regarding this...
>>670417205
>>670415836
You dumb motherfucker. Astronauts stay in constant comunication with mission control during take off.
You are suggesting that they had no communication. That is bullshit. They would never have cleared GO for launch without going through all the check outs.
They were in constant contact with nasa. As I heard on a radio show about the incident. Not a fucking tabloid.
Just take your bullshit website and fuck off
>>670417033
Better pic
i hope at least one person who sees this is stoned.
You're in for a REAL TREAT
>>670416988
Im in orbit right now kek
>>670417514
My god, it's full of stars!
>>670415038
Need sauce on this galaxy
>>670412931
For a fact? You were there I suppose
>>670398182
Sorry, I think you meant to say most diverse planet
Here's a real good one
I'm running low on space jpgs, somebody bail me out pls
>>670415836
>snopes.com
That was the conclusion ofDr. JosephKerwin, director of Life Sciences at the Johnson Space Center in Houston. His July 1986 report was based on an official examination of the debris of the crew compartment, (audio tapes) and other data recorded on the shuttle, the remains of the astronauts, and photographs of the capsule as it fell after the shuttle exploded.
Hey Spock, nice helmet!
Just found this, cool
>>670397861
I wonder if I could fit it up your ass.
Uranus is cooler because each pole gets around 42 years of continuous sunlight, followed by 42 years of darkness.
>>670405740
Shut the fuck up you mongoloid, go read a science book! Being in orbit means you're constantly accelerating towards the earth but also falling away from it at the same rate.
>>670406954
I'm not sure why but this made me laugh my ass off
>>670418663
Is this the planet knocked off its axis?
>>670418628
fake and gay
>>670418759
You need a hug!
>>670418992
Dan Gleeballs says:
"Long Live Jambi!"
So, what do ou think about this planet?
>>670419024
"Knocked"? Maybe I dunno
Its axis of rotation is almost parallel to the ecliptic though
>>670419711
fake and gay
>>670398233
Dubs checked.
When were you there?
Here's an astronaut, in orbit
>>670398182
No niggers either, nigger!
>>670419999
quads have spoken
quads is faggot
Positively Iconic
Best Planet in our solar system is the moon
Remember this? After Columbia they had to have another shuttle ready to go up to rescue the first one, 'just in case'
> rare photo
>>670420090
tfw no stars and you realize space travel is a lie for more defense funds
>>670420479
Im a little confused
I wish for buran didn't cancel
>>670420652
How, specifically?
> You might wanna save this one, it's a pip
>>670402543
There is no conclusive proof that the other planets have no life on them.
The most recent studies of one of Saturn's moons does show evidence of having an environment capable of sustaining life but not as we know it.
This is clearly demonstrated by various forms of life found deep in caverns in New Mexico which not only live but thrive in environments of hydrochloric acid and methane, environments which would quickly kill surface dwelling Earth life forms.
Therefore, with that stated, your conclusion is hereby rendered invalid based on your demonstration of failing to show substantial evidence to support your claim.
>Lrn2Science.
>>670420972
From here you can get an excellent view of my foot!
>>670402096
What are you talking about there is evidence of god. The bible.
>>670402096
>Im not trying to shitpost.
But you did you fucking douche. Keep your anti-religious bullshit out of this thread.
And now it's time for bed. I hope you liked all of my jpgs and gifs.
Good night, Mutha fuckahs!
> Dan Gleeballs now makes his exit, take this: Starbuck and Starbuck in Starbucks
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