>>670394838
Guys.

>>670395636
/thread

Pain, crying, black dick

>>670394838
Every guy in porn should have his fucking mouth sewn shut, jesus christ what is wrong with them?

>>670395636
This guy gets it

>Bleached hair
>Extreme amounts of makeup
>Bolted on tits
>Stupid heels
>Shitty forced acting
>Gagging

The guy eating pussy.

The last thing I want to be looking at is some mouth breathing ass hole's face when I just want to jerk off.

>>670394838
Chicks moaning WAY more than necessary.

- Guys jacking off for a cumshot, rather than leaving it to the chick.
- Guys who can't shut the fuck up.
- POV tags on videos that clearly aren't.


There's more I'm sure, I'll be back after I have a wank.

>>670395863
Samefag

>>670394838
male penis

>>670396074
Lej rip

>Stupid acting lines.
I cannot stress this enough.
"Fuck my sleeping beaver with your amazing wooden log"

>>670396168
As apposed to female penis?

When the girl kind ride a dick but wont get pounded from the bottom

I hate interracial porn. But I guess cucks like it.

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how about when they do a close up of the guy's face mid orgasm, as opposed of the woman's?

Gagging is hot...wtf is wrong with you faggots

>>670396268
yeh man i love me some shemale cock, but if its on a guy, fuck no

Trap vids that aren't labeled. Nothing worse than a fucking trap. "Hur-dur- it's not gay" if both people have a dick, i got news- it's gay. If you are watching it knowing that fact you're gay, just fucking admit it

>>670395933
Now that always pisses me off.

>>670395636
This. It's so fucking nasty. Who the fuck wants to see footage shot from a camera shoved up against some guys ballsack. I can sometimes get into POV blowjobs, but that's about it.

Oh, and spitting. Seriously, what the fuck.

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>>670396168
bait harder fgt

>>670396699
what iof a trap fucks a girl? then only one of them has a cock

Any scene where a guy touches his own dick. It's the woman's job to make him cum, so she better fucking do it.

>>670396298
This

>>670396699
Says the guy that watches a male pound a female. I think it's less gay to like traps. Use your imagination.

When they show the guys face

>>670396829
it's just stupid at that point. Why is everyone so into this crap.
Label your trap porn, gay or otherwise

Niggers.
Anal prolapsing.
Spitting on the girl's face or in her mouth.
Slapping the girl's tits.

>>670396956
See, you're gay. If you like traps you're gay. Whats the problem? Are you ashamed? See a fucking shrink and let them know you are a homosexual.

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>>670397110
I think porn with dicks in general is gay. You're basically starting at some Randy's penis.

Talking

zooming in on the dong

i hate when they feel a need to show me the genitals in excessive detail

>>670396956
less gay, but still gay. The only non gay porn is lesbian.

when a guy just walks in and she blows him for 8 minutes

>>670397267
I am a shrink. and you have repressed homosexual tendencies. You enjoy watching other men cum in porn. it gets you off doesn't it? Fagg

>>670397500
this guy gets it.

>>670394838
Gaping ass and pussy.

Niggers.

People that won't shut the fuck up.

When they look at the camera.

Obvious fake screaming and moaning.

When women piss all over the place and say it's cumming.

Shitty dialogue. "Cum deep in my tiny pussy." When the bitch is taking a cock as big as your forearm... come the fuck on.

Porn actresses that won't give up the ghost. 45 years old and roast beef..

>>670395832
What porn do you watch in which ppl are crying?

Talking.
For real, I can't fucking stand talking in porn, I just want to hear deep breathing, moaning and maybe some communication between partners like "I'm cumming". But guys that are like "YEAH I'M FUCKING THAT ASSHOLE! YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING SLUT?!" or shit that chicks say like "OH GOD YES DADDY STICK YOUR BIG DICK IN MY ASS!" is just retarded and needs to stop.

Can't watch porn with niggers in it because of that, they talk more than they fuck.

Dudes that moan and chicks with stupid ass dirty talk

>>670397656
Something to add. Entire flick lasts like 30 minutes, bitch gives a 28 minute blowjob.

>>670397656
this tbh fam

women

>>670396663
Dude i like manuel ferraras cock but i dobt like manuel ferrara.

heels

>>670396268
Female penis is best penis

>>670398139
/board

When they are obviously faking liking it, or completely overdoing their reactions.

When a guy cums in the girl's hair.

Anal prolapse.


This only relates to piss porn, but I also hate when the girl acts like she has to pee so bad and then when she pees she barely lets out anything, annoying as fuck.

>>670394838
>men speaking or making noise at all
>showing the man's face ever
>small or average penises
>vanilla movies with no anal and shitty blowjob scenes
>cunnilingus. also ties into seeing the male's face in porn.
>non-white males.
>basically anything that kills my ability to self-insert

>the porn hiss (women breathing in harshly with open mouth and clenched teeth
>women speaking intelligibly while being fucked
>fake tits
>pubic hair anywhere but the mons
>thick or natural pubic hair growth at all anywhere

and I may get some flak for this one, but I can't fucking stand
>tattooed or dyed hair alt girl sluts

>>670398314
Special Genderfluid aromantic demisexual snowflakes penises are xhe best

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>>670397500

>>670397801
The best kind, that's what kind.

>>670396218
Kekd

>>670398290
Heels are sexy, especially fuck me heels. You're crazy.

Fake moaning.

Hearing the guy moan or make any sort of noise.

Taking it out, putting it back in, taking it out, putting it back in.

Holding open her asshole like I want to see inside.

Blacks, Hispanics.

>>670394838
I find pro girl on girl boring.
amature can be good though.

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When there's a blowjob for 15 minutes, and then only one position.

>Old hags
>Cow tits
>20 minutes of blowjobs 5 minutes of sex
>Male moans
>Fat people
>Doing anal for 30 seconds before switching to boring vaginal and still calling it an anal video
>Cumshots

>>670394838
Most pro porn is boring for me now.

>>670394838
Faked pleasure, facial expressions

>>670394838
trampstamps
piercings

>>670398790
Agreed. I'm really not that into lesbian porn. It's a little vapid for my taste.

>when the dude does a loud yell when he cums
>Girl moaning when nothing is being done to her
>Shooting the porn scene while in the missionary position

>>670394838
shit / piss / dumb blondes / not showing cumshots / shit camera work

>>670398846
>searching mless or what not
>vauge headline
>thumbnail is sexy as fuck chick giving BJ
>runtime: 36 minutes
>oh good, see that slut get pounded good
>36 min of blowjob
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>fake moaning or that annoying hissing noise
>bad titjobs
>anal
>blowjobs that never end
>boobjobs
>bad dirtytalk
>taking the dick out and putting it back in repeatedly

Eagerly awaiting for your thoughts.
Hurry up

Anal prolapse.
Girls acting like they are cumming while the strap on they are wearing is sucked.
Girls sucking on a dildo, unless it's specifically to show off their deep thraoting skills.
Fake squirting.

>>670398089
t h i s

>>670399120
Like, some strapon stuff, if the girl wearing it knows how to move her hips (rare) is ok, but 25 min of some girl eating out another girl, nope.

>>670398933
I've never liked pro porn. It's too fake for me, I like amateur porn the best because most of the time it's real.

>>670399241
jeesus, how is that pleasurable for either? he's just gunna wanna stick it in a pussy and shes gunna get lockjaw or cramp

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I'm mostly into amateur, especially cam stuff so:
>Girls in thumbnail hot as fuck 10/10 sitting in front of webcam
>30+ minutes
>fuck yes
>start video and skim
>literally them sitting in front of camera for entire video and maybe flash tits once or twice

When the guy starts slapping the pussy/face/ass with his dick. I just don't get it.

>>670399576
I dunno, i dont like BJ porn too much, maybe because i dont really like getting BJs much, but its so boring.

>>670399635
Most girls ive been with loke the dick slapping the clit.
they usualy get pissed if you slap their face tlwith it though.

>>670399137
...for the sole purpose of porncreation

black girls

>>670399914
>MFW missionary is legitimately my favorite position
pon those legs up and get in there deep

>>670399347
This. No one wants to see a bitch suck on rubber

>>670394838
Asian girls.
98% of them are ugly as sin.
the rest make those terrible, terrible fucking noises in everything they do, same noises a white girl does in a bad fake rape scene

>>670400104
It's better for the actor more so than the viewer.
Although one of the best creampie angles is them in missionary with her pussy split open and the camera is zoomed in below him.

Terrible angles. When the guy makes noises as well as when the guy talks "oh yeah, that's it. aw yeah baby. your pussy is so tight, fuck yeah"

Fake tits
Anal
5 minute videos
Girl keeps shirt on entire time
Ebony
Guy moaning
Girl bangs bf instead of step
Shitty washed out colors
Anything european

nigger girls

>>670394838
Women without penisis.

>>670394838
guys talking/moaning/making any sound
fake tits
vids less than 8 mins
poop around a girl's anus

Asian females moaning. Asian pixelization bullshit

No matter the content (which is often potentially amazing) those to things change diamond to noodle

>>670400670

Derp.

I'm not sure what it's called but when the girls anus is inside out....also girls with tattoos for some reason.

>>670401491
Pink sock!

>>670401491
prolapse

>heels
>bad fake tits
>long oral scenes (gy/gl,gl/gl)
>gay cameramen
>guy's presence
>fake orgasms
>squirting

>>670394838
focusing in on the two crotches banging for 10 seconds and over. I mean, holy shit, I know what it looks like.

>>670402930
>Asian pixels
>asian moaning
>anal
>plots

>>670394838
>poor acting
>screaming for "pleasure"
this is so retarded

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>>670398504
>Tattoos
>Pubic Hair
Kills my boner every time

>>670394838
When the song playing in the background is better than the porn and you're more interested in hearing the music than watching the fucking..

The only thing that really 100% ruins it for me is fake-ass moaning/other sounds. Not crazy about unkept pubes, either, which seem to show up a lot in amateur fisting videos.

>>670394838
Cocks

how the performers have to quickly remove their limbs or whatever from the shot under threat of execution because THE PENETRATION MUST ALWAYS BE IN THE SHOT

>>670395933
yep

>talking (moaning is fine)
>strangulation
>excessive spit
>Asian pixels
>pubic hair
>crying
>slurping noises during pussy eating (rare but ear-grating)
>traps that sound masculine (inb4 fag)
>pissing, unless I can fool myself into believing it's "squirting"

I actually kinda like Japanese moaning, tho...

>>670405529
Also bad fake tits and bad lighting and noise, which is why I generally don't like amateur.

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>>670394838
Sexual interhorse.

>>670395636

WHEN THEY TALK OR THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON THEM

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>>670395832

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

>>670396074
JESUS YES THE POV TAGS

What point of view is it from? The cameraman's?

>>670394838
>Anal

>>670397305
You're saying ANY porn with a guy in it, even if he is fucking a girl, is gay to watch? I don;t really agree, the guy is usually an average joe to put yourself into the place of

>>670398314
Why did I just kek?

>>670396087
Newfag. You don't reply to ONE FUCKING REPLY and say samefag. Kill yourself.

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>>670396956
>thinks gay porn is less gay that heterosexual intercourse.

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>>670394838
When the camera man feels it's necessary to give a running commentary on how good it feels. Srsly?

> when my dad is in the video
> when the chick shit on the dick
> Ahmed blows up the building and not blows on her face
> in b4 not real porn

The best porn is when they talk about their feeling then pee on each other.

>>670394838
When they think they're slick and it's a 10 minute video with 9 minutes and 30 seconds of half assed interview then 20 seconds of blowjob 2 seconds of position and then credits

Like I get you want us to pay for the rest of the video but give me something to work with if you think I;m gonna pay to see the whole video

>>670407225
Samefag

>>670407379

I actually love when the cameraman is part of it, when he shouldn't be.
Not in a sexual way though.
Like in Lemon whores where he just slaps the chicks puss 'cause he can.

I think that shits fucking funny.

>>670407225
kek fuckin idiots

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>>670406262
I'd be fine with BBC porn if it was just terry crews all the time with his occasional goofy shenanigans, but most of the time it's just 1manDP 24/7. Which can be funny, but it's not something I want to fap to.

>>670407666
muh kekkels are plentiful

Excessively long blowjobs, I don't want to see his dick more than I need to

Talking

Overly dramatic screaming/moaning

Focusing on the guy's face

Big tits/ fake tits

Guys eating pussy

Girls making that "glarp" noise when they're sucking dick.

All I can think of at the moment.

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>>670395636
>camera pans up to a grunting illegal immigrant's O-face.

Please keep the men shot from the waist down.

Black people, big fake tits, shitty camera angles

>>670406094
wut?

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>>670396268
Never heard of chick dicks

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>>670394838
Serious question guys.
Is it more gay or more more straight to watch a tranny fuck a female?
Think about it for a sec. You are used to watching beefcakes plowing girls and you get close ups on their assholes and whatnot.
If you watch a tranny fuck a female then you are actually looking at a somewhat female looking man with femine penis plowing a all natural female.
So /b/ is it more gay or more straight then normal porn?

>>670406863
>thinks M-F porn is preferable to T-F or even fucking F-F porn
>need to "insert" as someone

Yeah I think I know who's the fucking faggot in this thread.

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>>670407948
Would it be better if he presented legal documentation of residency?

>too much make up
>fake screaming/ moaning from the grills
>guys eating pussy
>fake tits
>tattoos on the women

>>670408132
damn dude you got me re evaluating my life

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Music playing throughout whole scene

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>>670394838
NTR, it's a complete turn-off for it's purpose, and while meant to invoke emotion, the only it ever invokes is disgust and anger. Neither of which are conductive to the task at hand by any means.

>>670395636
you dont imagine its your dick?

I hate lesbian porn I only like guy / girl

Adults.

>>670408342
tats are nice sometimes

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>>670406094
This. And bush.

Pic related.

>>670408337
>Would it be better if he presented legal documentation of residency?

A lot of them look like ex cons from some South American country.

If you're going to put the dude's face in the video, at least make sure it is somewhat handsome or normal looking.

>>670408564
>you dont imagine its your dick?

That's why it's best too keep the dude's face out of the video frame when they're fucking.

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>>670408668
Best porn stars look like this

When she rides the dick and all you see is her face

When they ride back and forth instead of up and down

When they do positions and try so hard to make a good view for the camera that it doesn't even look enjoyable, for example this is one I saw:

>was doggy style, practically humping her left buttcheek because he was so bent out of the way just for the camera to get an angle, his dick only went half way when it should have gone in all of the way

When they try positions that don't look enjoyable

When they make it look just so fake in general that it completely ruins the mood

I'm kind of picky /b/

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>>670394838
When the woman is over 13.
this>>670395863
this>>670402230
this>>670408032

>>670408640
If they're real, any size will do.

All fake tits look fake and butchered, frankly.

>>670396699
I'm not gay... I'm bi you fuckin twerp.

>>670396699
Dont get mad anon its okay if you like girl dick

>>670396087
>>670407225
>>670407568
>>670407666
>>670407810
Fucken dying over here

Docking is classy

Niggers
Im not into beastiality

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>>670395861
>>670396074
and this >>670398371

Bonus: when the guy don't lick or doesn't like to lick an perfect pussy

I might have a small dick,but i got a great set of floppy tits.

>>670408132
Now you're just making it more complicated than it needs to be. I can ask questions like that all day.

Is 2 girls and one guy straighter than one girl and one guy? What if one of the girls is fucking the dude in the ass with a strapon? Where's that fit on the straightness scale? Or why not a tranny fucking a girl, while a dude fucks the tranny in the ass?

>>670399753
You don't like BJs? WTF is wrong with you.

>>670397500
>non gay porn
>lesbian
I couldn't agree more.

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Scat.

Pic related

The guy getting his asshole licked by the girl. Like... why?

>>670394838
> fake tits
> fake moaning
> cum dodgers
> guys being loud
> black guys
> hairy pussy (jap)
> blurred genitals (jap again of course)
> loud high pitch whining (you guessed it)

>>670410347
That's racist

>>670410603
Oh. Whoa bro. That shit is the best...

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>>670410173
As long as the fake dongs balls dont touch your balls...your still straight

The cameraman moving all over the place instead of picking a fucking view and sticking with it

>>670410768
Agreed

>>670394838
When the girl is all natural and has big round tito and bubble butt but neither of them bounce or jiggle...

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When tagged hotwife, but wife is obviously gross af

Pic related

blowjobs ffs why would I want to see that?

>>670410768
>>670410895
y'all niggas need less internet

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When tagged gangbang, and not one of the guys looks like this...

>>670411179
also samefag

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Stupid aggression shit like shaking the cock as though they're trying to get the last drop of cum in her eye on purpose. What the fuck is wrong with people

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>>670411276
>close

Fag

>>670411240
A sunspot? Slow down faggot, and post the right picture.

I love a good tonguepunch to the ol' fart box.finger to second knuckle is great too

>>670411552
like I give a fuck

>>670411240
If you've got videos of girls getting fucked by fusion powered balls of helium and hydrogen, I think you need to share

When the girl is having sex with a large penis

When they title a girl I've seen in multiple scenes prior 'amateur' or 'casting'

>When the jet fuel burns through steel beams


Kills my boner.

>>670397811
YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU YOU LITTLE SLUT IM GOING TO FUCK YOURE ASSHOLE SLUT DICK TIT FUCK *coughs and continues talking*

>>670397305
>>670397305
porn without dicks in it is just like checking out a skateboarding magazine withthout skateboarders, amazing locations and skateparks to skate, but nobody is skating them.

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>>670411882
Topkek

I love it when they come in her ear, then whisper sweet things to her in said ear.romance

Zits around the cunt.

Also genital warts.

ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES A MAN FUCKING A WOMAN. I AM NOT A CUCKOLD OR A FAGGOT

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>>670412123
Herms? Man, nothing to me is nastier than indigo spreading her cheeks and seeing all those fleshy jelly beans around her anus.

>>670394838

Black guys

when it zooms in so only the penetration is in the screen

>>670410768
fuck yeah, that feels amazing. I hate when a porn doesn't have a good rimjob.

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>>670412287
Go back to rebbit fag.

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>>670410721
Seconding on the high pitched moaning. Sucks because my gf is(yup) and does that. Don't have the heart to tell her, but it low-key freaks me out

>tfw crying instead of moaning
>mfw

>>670412287
Kell sulf autist.

>>670412311
This. I have a fwb with a nasty ass like this. Have to close my eyes when I poke my tongue in there.

>>670394838
guys in general
all that nervous weird crap that asian chicks do
overtly fake moaning
ass to mouth

When it's sfw porn

Any and everything on motherless. Fuck you guys.

>>670412784
sfw porn?

Pick one retard.

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>>670394838
Asians and their weird sideways pussies

The fucking talking. I can't watch any porn without muting it. The fucking talking just kills it. It's so fucking over the top and idiotic it ruins even the filthiest hottest shit.

>>670412784
Yeah you know. The kind you wanna watch around the job site or office to help Jack up your overall creep factor? Faggot neckbeard.

>>670394838
When the girl is over 12

>>670413064
Zozzle

>big toe in her butthole
>choke her
>nut in her mouth
>cum snot rockets
>romance

>>670413346
MICROPENIS?

>>670407917
Hairy guys/beer belly

Enormous asses.

Ganbang vids where there is like 4 guys in the background tugging on their limp dicks

black dick
crying
hair
guy or camera man talking
no riding
bad lighting
asian blurred videos
5 Min videos
Titled something like "PAWG takes it like a champ" and it's like a video some woman who won't show anymore than her tits or something.

>>670412454
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>670412568
CUCKOLD

>>670413384
Made me think about my daughter for some reason. She goes off to college soon. So much about living to learn.

>>670413064
I don't think I will ever stop laughing at this

>>670394838
Blowjobs. They're so fucking boring to watch, although I bet it's pretty rad to actually receive one irl

Cum.
Blowjobs.
Music playing over the porn. ._.
Porn where you click on it and instead of getting a video, you get pictures with music over it.

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>>670413672
U mad /b/ro!?

what do you fags think of ramon? he kills it.

>>670412563
Oh shit, I didn't know they did that in real life. I love them, but damn.. that baby crying thing is disturbing.

Women.
I'm 250% straight, btw.

>>670413874
Nikodem is that you?

>>670394838
the extreme fucking closeup of the guys face, out of nowhere, but somehow ALWAYS when im close or during the sexiest shot of the girl. dammit

Kind of disappointing to see some of the turn offs around here.
>not enjoying crying, dirty talk, rimming or gagging
I don't even recognize this place anymore.

When the girl has assworms

fake orgasms/talking. also farting noises ruin creampies.

>>670394838
Giant ridiculously sized cocks where the chick can only blow the head.

>>670414257
ikr?

When the other girl refuses to eat da poo poo

When the one girl shits in the cup and the other girl eats it, then barfs it back up in the cup for the first one to eat.

>>670406863
You right m8
totes respect

>>670414273
I saw some Captain Picard with this once. Sure scared me straight.

When it's an attractive woman.

>>670414060
I honestly do not know what that is.

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>>670414350
No u

>>670414273
Protien buddy

>>670414348
Ugh this too. You guys are making me realize how much shit I hate in porn.

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When the girl has a bigger benis that the guy

>>670414558
Is niko my casin do you want to go bowlink?

>>670408988
THIS

I love doggy style. But what I like is him pounding her, his body making contact with her ass. But instead we need to see his dick so he turns sideways and doesn't go deep or make contact.

I have very few normal sexual appetites, doggy style is as normal as I get, yet most videos have horrible doggy. I want just that position and her face to be low to the ground. I want him to hold her hips firmly and pound it so her ass gets compressed on every thrust.

I hate my fetish. I just jerked off to a story that's just cringeworthy. If I could find more regular porn that satisfied me I wouldn't resort to these retarded stories that make me want to kill myself.

I don't like deep throating. I find it hotter when the girl is working the head with her tongue

>>670394838

>girl keeps stupid high-heeled shoes on
>gape
>camerman won't shut up
>over aggressive blowjobs
>in gangbang, guys keep talking to each other and making comments
>lesbian scene with no butthole licking
>lesbian scene involving strap-on dildo
>weak and poorly aimed cumshot
>small penis (I'm looking at you, Japan)
>Japanese censoring
>Japanese pubic hair jungle
>Japanese porn girls doing that half moan/half cry thing they do
>Japanese hardcore in general (the softcore is great though)
>incest fetish scene; step sibling or step parent. fuck you, it's blood relation or nothing.
>BDSM scene with female doms that think shouting all the time and being abrasive is what they're supposed to do

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When they stop fucking the baby after they kill and mutilate it

>>670415159
Picky how the hell do you ever find a video

>>670415327
Jfc anon. Sauce this plz?

>>670415159
>>camerman won't shut up
bangbus can be pretty bad for that. i know the Shawna Hill vid was only tolerable because her pussy was incredibly wet

>>670415159
Are--are you me? And when it comes to the lesbian strap on thing, the part that annoys me the most is how IT'S ALWAYS THE CHICK WEARING THE STRAP ON THAT'S MOANING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>670414833
I hate myself but at least I got dubs.

Fluids.

>>670415601
>posts a picture of a daisy
If you can't figure this out you don't deserve to be here.

Captain Stabbin types. Bangbus, etc. Fake, fake, fake. Trolling of wannabe pornstars is badass and highly recommend tho.

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>>670415728
>2016
>not knowing 100% of women are faking it 100% of the time

>>670415888
even wet pussy?

>>670415728
What annoys me most about strap on scenes is that I like to see the ass of the girl with the strap on, especially of the straps go under her cheeks, but they never really show it. I want to see her ass as she pounds away.

>>670415930
The video link, not the thumbnail fucktard. Tryna get my fap on.

Great thread. Would r8 Sandy Hook/10

>>670416180
I'm not that guy, but I believe he's referring to the fact that it's a well known film with daisy in the title. It's like he described two girls one cup and posted a picture of two girls and a cup.

>>670416083
It's called suspension of disbelief you fucking twat. Just because they're all paid actors doesn't mean that they can't sell a halfway plausible scene. How in the hell do you get through watching normal movies or tv?

>>670415728

That's a good point. Moaning when there is no reason to moan just in general. For instance, mff threesome scene, guy is fucking one girl, other girl is just there beside them not doing anything in particular, but she's still moaning up a storm.

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>>670394838
This.