Warhammer thread ? warhammer thread
>>670373922
well sound better than anything else that is here.
I love my self some good juicy cum on my face bukkake me you warhammer fags
>>670374991
get out heretic fag
>>670374991
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>>670375319
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>>670373922
>>670375898
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>>670373922
If I want to stop being a heretic and start playing 40k. Which game should I start with?
>>670376837
dark crusade
>>670374744
OP here if you cant stand old graphics theres a new warhammer game comming out this year "Total Warâ„¢: WARHAMMER"
>>670377377
i know.
This thread needs more Lunar Wolves!
>>670377377
Isn't that just the fantasy bullshit?
>>670378138
yeah if you want the good warhammer experience the old games are way better
fantasy is the best warhammer
>>670382100
check my dubs, madafacka
>>670377377
>Total Warâ„¢: WARHAMMER
a.k.a. give me your money for the DLCs
I mean they are cutting out CHAOS for gods sake, i mean chaos is the WAR part of Warhammer...
>>670383093
also contributing
>>670383356
>>670383406
>>670383473
>>670373922
Warhammer is dead
>>670383566
Anyone play the real game?
>>670383608
you wish.
>>670383676
you mean the board game?
>>670382100
also, this.
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>>670383903
I do indeed
>>670384013
>>670373922
greater good standing by
>get on 4chan after year long hiatus
>see this thread
>MFW
>>670384035
never had the opprotunity, but played most of the modern warhammer games
>Vermintide
>DoW
>Space Marine
>Age of Reckoning
Probably gonna buy battlefleet gothic armada, also cant find a torrent for Warhammer: Mark of chaos
>>670384236
>being a commie robot
kek
>>670384582
>>670384582
>still not as bad as space elves
kek
>>670384652
>>670384702
Lol eldar is a great army tabletop wise
>>670384702
i kinda do agree on that one with you, but dark eldar/elves are better than the other ones.
Top of page 1 here we come heretics
>>670384878
>>670384838
ya if you like cheese.
>be playing tau and complaining about cheese
>mfw shrouded wraithknight ruins my day
>>670385077
your corpse emperor has no power here foolish loyalist
>>670385224
>>670384446
how do you like vermintide? been eyeing it but i'm not sure about $30 on a l4d clone.
>>670385350
>>670373922
Does anybody know any books about warhammer? I want to know the story from the beggining
>>670385400
played when it was in early beta phase, really interesting, but its more fun if you have friends to play with (i mean since its CO-OP survival), also the game has nice graphics, and you have actual objectives to fulfill every other wave in order to survive the game, which i like
>>670376837
40K.
>>670385660
http://www.blacklibrary.com/
>>670385660
if you want to learn about chaos, read the Tome of Corruption, here you go, pdf. file http://khorne.ru/2nd/wfrp_web/Tome_of_Corruption.pdf
also, this is stuff of heresy... you know, forbidden in the empire.
>>670385660
Horus heresy series.
The lexicanum is good for a quick bringing up to speed.
But it's not so much a story as it is a setting for soooooooo many stories and lore
>>670385224
>>670385350
Filthy degenerates
>>670386023
>>670385865
>40kekingtons to you sir
Brets 4 lyfe
>>670386131
>41st millennium
>still praising the corpse emperor
pleb.
>>670386132
>>670386338
>literally french of Warhammer
why????
THIS THREAD ISN'T ANGRY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>670386471
nigga please
>>670386482
No skaven in 40k, no me playin 40k
>>670386471
>Being a fedora tiping edge lord in space
K pledx2
This image explains why 40k is the godly setting.
>>670386677
>implying that picture isnt 10000 years old
>>670385660
Well, this one guy who had these awesome powers, decided one day that all the stupid shit needed to slow down or stop and he made a bunch of armies to help him do that.
Then after conquering earth, her went into space and called the dudes on mars and told them that he totaly wouldnt fuck them up if they supported him and made him fuckhuge tons of guns and shit. They go 'okay' and totally made him huge shit to conquer the universe.
And then right before he was finished, hew remembered he left the chaos on in his throneroom, and told his artificially created son horus to finish the rest off, and then come home.
Hoirus saw how easy it was, but decided that he was going to be the one to do the ruling, and turned fully half the emps armies against him. Then hes all like 'I'm takin this party back to Earth, bitches"
Then Horus shows up on Earth, and says, "I'm wrekin your shit" and the Emp goes no and they blast each other with tons of psychic fuckyous and pretty much kill each other.
Horus actually died and Emp needed to be put on Lifesuport for like the next 10 thousand years.....
That pretty much sums it up for the super back story......
>>670377050
probably the best campaign series on DOW
>>670386598
More like monty pythons holy grail of warhammer. Set in france.
>>670382100
Fuck yea it is
>>670376837
All dawn of war campaigns as orks
>>670386910
>>670377377
Total war sucks
if thq did really want to make a game for the fans they would remake DOW 1 with DOW 2 graphics
short and simple
>>670387339
ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN HERESY ARE THESE PRIMARCH ASS LICKERS!~!!!!!
>>670387488
Not epic enough.
Lets fantasy this thread up.
What is best deity?
Myrmidia godess of tactic a shit, who had the idea of a woman in charge of tactic?
>>670387541
>>670387488
>>670387692
>>670387616
Best wind of magic?
Me likes ulgu
>>670386862
>8/10th
Being that bad at math
>>670387718
Wat is going on here bro?
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>>670387595
cant really find a lot of epic battle pics
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>>670388024
Heretic Iron Warriors legion vs loyalist Iron Hands legion
Also, those huge walkers are class titans, if that is what you are asking
>>670388244
>how do you make a battle sister lose her virginity?
>dress her up like an altar boy
>>670388266
Oh my , pre-heresy world eaters , blue must have never really felt like their color.
>>670374993
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>>670374993
which god are you aligned with
>>670388500
Oh heretic vs empire,k was confused why titans where going at it
Ultimate fight!
>>670388901
nigga thats just a kv2
>>670388744
>pre heresy
wait...what?
look at my nigga Angron, he cant get more chaosy than that... i mean besides becoming a daemon prince
>>670388857
>>670388862
yeah, iron warriors are the engineers of chaos
>>670388857
Slaanesh
Excessive orgies all day, erryday
>>670388979
>tfw you get so rekt that you end up on life support for 10000 years
>>670388857
>why not all?
Chaos undivided up in this nigga
>>670389256
even those weird BDSM sex orgies?
The first demon prince has arrived
god i love this one
Dont let fantasy die in this thread, it has seen enough outside
>>670389421
ESPECIALLY those
>>670383093
chaos WARRIORS=/= chaos
>>670389172
I gues I need to do me homework in chaos and the heretics,I barely get them,aside of them being absolutely degenerates
>>670389636
when i say chaos i mean ALL the chaos, including the daemons of chaos,chaos warriors etc. also its still shit.
>>670389630
kek
>>670389256
Behold the power of slaanesh mortal
>>670389821
yeah...there's more to chaos than mutations and KILLING AND MAIMING, you know.
Any of you fags know where I can pick up Warhammer: Mark of Chaos in English? The only ones I can find are Russian and German
>>670389562
>>670389950
as much as I like slaanesh, but nigga
>those cupids with anal beads
kek
>>670387616
atenea, you said?
>>670390044
yeah, same for me, cant find a good/decent torrent anywhere
>>670390053
>>670390186
my nigga Lorgar
>>670389990
U seem to akin to the knowledge to teach a simple imperial guard medic some history,great and brave spacemarine
>>670390186
>>670389855
they're not cutting all chaos
>>670390424
i am what your people call... a heretic.
>>670389256
You must be my niggah, god of art and the senses.
>>670390607
wtf?
How y'all thinkin bout bloodbowl?
>>670390506
im talking as a playable faction, as i know, only playable factions that come WITH THE GAME are dwarves,empire,orks and vampire counts, the rest will be DLCs
>>670390624
*grabs lazgun and runs* "FUK FUK FUK FUK!"
>>670390527
>>670390852
yeah i still dont know wtf is going on
>>670390936
kek, bro, this is fantasy
>>670391037
I dint get it? Im roleplaying on 4chan.....I should get a day job...
>>670390946
>>670390624
Get ready for my hammer and i don't mean the one in my hand
>>670391029
It appears to be a spess marine fighting alongside tau against...nids? But I can't tell what chapter he is or what armor pattern that is. What manner of heresy is this?
>>670391323
its cool bro, just keep an eye out on their weapons
>>670391455
filthy Sigmarite.
>>670391537
wtf is going on with the tau arms?
Ok i have a question for any hardcore 40k fans
who has the best technology Tau or Necron?
also is there any major fights between the great devourer tyranids vs necrons?
im interested on the race which has the best chance of winning atm
Post more Emperor pictures.
Not enough space wolves in this thread
>>670391575
"Hugs lazgun"
Got it when I was 16
>>670386862
that was neat
>>670391748
tau has best quality per readiness, but no warp travel
>>670391911
looks nice tbh, also, an /x/ fag will believe you do Chaos Magick.
>>670391658
Khorny faggot
>>670391911
When will you get it replaced with a twin tailed comet?
Used to play a Chaos Daemon Slaneesh army. Decided to enter a local tournament, first guy gets out Gray Knights.
What's the point in even trying.
>>670391748
>who has the best technology
Humans before the birth of Slaneesh caused havoc.
>>670391748
tau vs necron ahahahah good one.
Tau tech is derived from human tech. Necrons have shit so advanced that the only explanation the Imperium has is "magic".
Nids usually avoid fights against necrons because all they care about is biomass. But if they came to blows.....depends who manages to kill each others main monolith/norn queen
>>670392296
>Jizz on his minis
>too disgusted to move them
>win
>>670391748
To be fair imperium on the whole has better tech than tau with Crons being first (i'm not gonna count elder because they're pretty much magic) at the front, its just Tau empire is pretty tiny compared to the imperium so they can arm their grunts a lot better
>>670392437
>tau tech is derived from human tech.
nigger youre dumb
>>670392437
That's pretty much the only explanation the Imperium has for most of it's OWN tech.
>>670392794
Point taken , but necron tech is on a completely different level even to eldar tech , and that's saying something.
>>670392505
Spoken like a true heretic.
>>670392627
Tau warp drives , plasma weapons and pretty much all of their technology is reverse engineered from a crashed mechanicus survey ship they found on their moon , faggot
>>670392061
Wow no lol
>>670392061
pls elaborate
>>670392328
>>670392437
>>670392564
pretty sure bolter pistols are pretty ancient compared to tau plasma rifles
also is lascannon better than the xv88 cannon?
>>670393360
Tau didnt even know humans existed until the domacles expansion. which is prerty damn late.
>>670393428
its easier to get the vood stuff to the grunts.
and lascannons are a s9 i think and heavy rail rifles are s8. both ap1. but heavy rail rifle is always twin linked so id say they are pretty equal.
>>670391537
Wasn't the marine meant to be a robo-suit or Tau-aligned?
Pretty sure someone explained it in an old general on /tg/. I'm probably wrong though.
>>670393428
It depends on what we're talking about, fluff wise or models. Model wise Tau guns are usually stronger and have better range.
But fluff wise make up whatever shit you want, Bolters are like space marines in general, just "How the author wants them".
>>670392794
arcane =|= magic
>>670392437
Tau tech is derived from bullshit time-traveling tau ethereals, who mind control the lesser castes and the vespids. Kroot are loyal because they get tech and hunting grounds and humans get sterilized, because the ethereals can't control them.
And Necrons literally used sentient spaceclouds to power their warmachinery, before they were enslaved by those clouds and turned into sentient machines.
>>670393360
Tau don't use warp drives, they use realspace FTL.
>>670394131
well lets face it
bullets vs super heated plasma
we all know what hits stronger
>>670393428
All human tech is ancient. There have been almost no real improvements for almost 10 thousand years.
XV88's actually use twin linked ion cannons , tau got ion weapons from the demiurg.
I don't know if lascannon are better, they both fulfill the same basic roles as heavy anti armor weapons but lascannons have a huge energy supply and reload time compared to the more stable and safe tau weapons
>>670393360
It never states which species it came from. Just that it was a derelict.
>>670394434
Well they're more akin to firing explosives then bullets. They blow targets into pieces.