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2016-02-22 23:15:48
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Autism thread
I'll start.
>be freshman in college
>gf just broke up with me and won't tell me why. Fucking sucks but oh well
>new semester
>checkin out the girls in all 5 classes taking note of their seated positions, attractiveness, ect.
>make an autistic elaborate chart about all the girls
>go onto blackboard and find their emails and corresponding names
>spend hours searching names and matching faces
>create a chart about their lives and if they're single, their past relationships, and how I stack up against the other guys they dated
>categorize them by their current relationships
>if single they're priority number one
>if in a relationship I find the guy and smite him from a distance and pray God gives them cancer for taking my women
>keep a routine of checking their social media three times a day; morning afternoon and night
> steadily keeping tabs and learning about their lives and becoming the perfect one for them
>I still keep tabs on the ones in relationships in hopes they fail but not as rigorously
>made a spreadsheet about their likes dislikes idea guys by retweets and favorites/likes/shares
>this goes on for about three weeks
>I have literally not spoken to a single one of them ever
>fast forward a week
>doing my researching and checking
>computer seems buggy
>cantriskmyspreadsheet.jpg
>save on flashdrive that I use for school
>get computer fixed
>fast forward a few days
>essay and presentation due
>plug in usb
>openwrongfile.gif
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>trying to abort but it's too late
>my spreadsheet is on the projector
>mfw everyone stops talking and stares
>mfw they are looking at a months worth of collected Intel on 16 girls
>mfw 7 of them are in this class
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