>>670367351
Add salt.

You're supposed to go all the way through you filthy nigger

>>670367351
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>670367351
You must wait till it boils faggot.

>>670367764
it was boiling, edgelord

>>670367574
Bet he adds sugar.

>>670367894
Clearly not

>>670367781
does the spaghetti actually add anything? there isn't much of it and spaghetti alone tastes kinda bland

>>670367351
>>670367781
that's a bit too much water, waste of electricity

>>670367590
i went through the center pieces

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This is a fucking disaster already. Quit while you're ahead, OP

>>670367032
GOOD LUCK YOU AUTISTIC FUCK!

>>670367032
are those in the top left Sputnik?

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>>670367032
>>670367351
>>670367781

FOR SCIENCE

supervisin this thread. post results op

OP'S DEAD
HE WILL NEVER DELIVER

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>inb4 cum on it
>inb4 insert into rectum

>>670367032
What is this shit?

>>670368610
Throw that shit out

>>670368610
Boil again in your pee

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What the fuck is this thread even about. Have I missed something.

>>670368610
What's this Zero Carbs shit in the background?

>>670368916
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE POULPES

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>>670368610
That looks overcooked as fuck

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>>670368610

>>670368610
>mustard
end your life

>>670368916
That honestly doesn't even look like it would taste good

>>670368967
Mustard you fucking idiot

>>670368610
insert cum into rectum

take this shit to >>>/ck/ and start some shit

>>670368916
congratulations it looks like the shittiest meal I have ever seen

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>>670369291
oh jesus why

>>670369291
that's some good sauce on the left

>>670369291
Yum

god damn op if you would at least add some decend italian tomato sauce this might have turned out great
looks fucking disgusting honestly

pasta won't cook in the wiener

You faggots need to stop hating on OP's meal. I'm sure it tastes fucking great. You faggots just don't know how to cook because yalls mom's bring your food into their basement in which you live.

>>670369291
looks like shit

>>670369428
it seems ok

>>670369291
what the fuck man
1:1 ratio of cheese to other food
I was the only one with you up until this point
but now you've gone and ruined it

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guessing OP's mom died and couldnt muster up the sketti

good try OP. next time try making some tomato sauce. You literally open the can, heat it up and pour it over the fucking noodles. If you're feeling like a cheeky kunt, you can add salt, pepper and garlic powder to some ground beef and cook that, too. Got to be a super experienced cook to do that though. Don't want to catch sarsaparilla, after all.

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>>670369291

>>670369457
faggot detected

>>670369457
we don't have basements in texas

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>>670369291
>the orange created from the cheese and the hot sauce
i want to throw up

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>>670369244
Welcome to my life.

>>670369673
actually i am a master chef. I just wanted to try this

>>670369700
No life faggot detected

>>670369742
god tier though. that actually looks good

OP I'm sure it tastes great. Don't let these faggots discourage you.

I did this a month ago OP. Nobody was impressed.

>>670370136
its fucking ramen. Poision

Op why u make lil squids with the weiner butts

if trips snort hot sauce

>>670369187
I know it's mustard, dipshit. Zero Carbs mustard is like fapping without looking to pron on 4chan.

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>>670369291
i gagged

>>670369291
My sides

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>>670369291

>>670370274
it's grain and sodium. Everything is poison if you ingest enough of it

>>670370670
i always wanted a glock 18

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>>670369291

>>670370797
top ramen has msg and even the noodles have modified food protien unlike normal pasta

>>670370136
It's not trust me, its something i put together when i had a week of 0 money and had to live of what i had left in the freezer and some instant ramen way past its expiration date.
I put the frozen vegetable mix in there just so it would have some nutritional value at least.

>>670370274
This is true, no real nutrition, way too much sodium and palm oil.

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>>670369735
I'm from 832 but live in 512 and can vouch for this

>>670370923
not denying it's bad for you /b/ro. There's a reason why it's like 25 cents a package

>>670369742
why in a dog bowl though

>>670371149
you can find normal pasta for 49 cents a pound on sale

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>>670371302
>dog bowl

I guess your mom never showed you how food is heated.

>>670371785
how was it ?

>>670371785
what the fuck is up with your fork? each prong is shorter than the next

>>670371785
what the fuck is wrong with you

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Up your game, guys. Whipped this Pho up in about 40 minutes with fresh ingredients.

>>670368610
You fat faggot. You know what parts of the pig that's made of anyway?

>>670368916
dont let them discourage you /b/ro. you are a real talent. you should open a restaurant.

>>670372267
I was into pho before it got all mainstream...

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>>670372110
wow. I never noticed that

>>670372003
oh lol sorry dickbutt i didnt see the handle. my bad dickcheese

>>670372645
are you from fucking mars OP? never seen such retarded silverware

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>>670372325
none

>>670372645
What the mentally retarded fuck?

>>670372785
lol OP is a martian

>>670372785
>>670372982

if you ever go to Oceano resteraunt in Reno you will recognize the flatware

>>670372941
>cholesterol. 30mg
>Total Fat 15g

OP is a fag

he cooked the flavour out of the sausages!

>>670373333
>implying saturated fat is bad

>>670372267
>real broth
>in 40 minutes
enjoy your saltwater, asshole

>>670373514
enjoy your autism

>>670369291
I've been living out of a hotel for 2 months with one pot, one pan, and 2 shitty barely sharp knives and I eat better than this. You should be ashamed.

I can't wait to go home and have access to my oven and all my awesome cookware. I'm going to sharpen the shit out of all my knives and make myself a feast.

>>670372645
those handles cant possibly be comfortable

>>670368610
nice pasta faggot

>>670369742
and a plaslic fork? lol

>>670373487
Meat itself is bad. I know I sound like a fucking hippie but it's true.

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>>670374206
they are. Thats why i stole an entire set

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>>670367032
>>670368610
>>670368916
>>670369291

They just jelly mate. Don't ever let them stop you.

>>670374601
overpopulation propaganda

>>670367574
Salt does nothing for boiling water

>>670374969
salt allows water to boil at a higher temp

>>670375116
No it doesn't. Not any amount of salt that any sane person would add; in order to have any effect, there would have to be many grams of salt for that much water.

>>670375579
i ususally go 60/40 salt and water

>>670375116
Adding salt makes water boil even slower than normal

>>670369291
I didn't find you here

>>670373998
why do you live like this?

>>670374819
Yeah , sure. Meat isn't good for you.

>>670374734
>stole
are you black?

>>670375116
You wat.

>>670375751
adding salt raises the boiling point a bit and makes food taste better.

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>>670368916
>zero carb mustard

but is it gluten free too?????

>>670375962
If i was black i would have gotten caught

>>670375962

As if black people can afford going to that restaurant

>>670376509
i used to eat there every day

>>670376666

Satan doesnt lie

>>670376419
yeah. but it has a little bit of dead baby in it

>>670376868
fuck you scared me. Satan is my nickname

>>670376992
edgy.

>>670372645
Nigguh bought his flatware from the Dr.Suess section of the Martha Stewart catalogue.

>>670375962
>>670376509
>>670376666
Satan is Black

>>670377675
nigguh cant read the whole thread

>>670372645
ayy

next time try this op
http://ricette.giallozafferano.it/Lasagne-verdi-con-ragu-alla-bolognese.html

>>670372645
Looks like the kid from the matrix has been messing with your cutlery

>>670373736
It's literally impossible to make a good broth in 40 minutes. You wasted 40 minutes on a shitty bowl of noodle soup.

OP, HOW DID YOU PASS THE NOODLES THROUGH THE SAUSAGE ????!!!!

>>670378745
What kind of fucking harry houdini alien speech is this

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>>670374734
job well done

>>670379205
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fricette.giallozafferano.it%2FLasagne-verdi-con-ragu-alla-bolognese.html

>>670380430
fatboy how fat are you?

>>670370274
>Poision

>>670368967
Mustard has no calories, so by definition it doesn't have any carbs.

>>670368610
as if overcooked pasta wouldnt be enough this faggot had to add fucking mustard!!

>>670369291
mustard, ketchup? and rip off parmesan out of a can... i am not even italian but this is fucking heresy

>>670380637
not very. Keep up with the belief that fat makes you fat

>>670369197
Are you posting this randomly on threads, hoping someone will fullfill your gay fetish ?

I mean, how in the world is it related to noodles boiled in sausages ??

>>670380310
thanks for the formuoli

>>670369735
but you have guns and the balls to use them. fucking purge the faggots already!

>>670369742
You put like 4 things in ramen...

>>670368916
what an abomination

>>670367032
you gonna fit all of these in your ass ?

>>670368610
Can I order 20 of this? I will not pay for it anyway

>>670369365
You mean Sriracha? Wow, thanks for letting me know! You must be a real aficionado to be familiar with that stuff! Please suggest more obscure hot sauces! XD

>>670369735
Is it because you think God will protect you?
Nah , I have friends from Texas.

>>670382380
He already did.

>>670379444
shit looks undercooked

>>670371117
kek! as if ramen could expire... ever! tbh that shit is fucking awesome. add some more salt and maggi and you are set. hell i dont nees to but i still prefer that shit over most other foods

>>670377303
fuck this shit! pizza burgers!

>>670370421
Lost

>>670379444
and i felt bad for throwing my monster patty into a fucking loaf of ciabatta bc it wouldnt fit in anything else. had to eat it life an animal and couldnt move for the remainder of the weekend but it was totally worth it

WHAT A FAGGOT LOOKING FORK

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>>670374601
>meat is bad
Ignoring the fact that we're omnivores... enjoy your estrogen-packed soy protein ya pathetic cuck...

>>670375962
black? you meant to say nigger you fucking cuck

>>670384270
It doesn't mean I'm a cuck. It means I get twice the amount of nutrients than I do from meat and vitamins , and if I eat wrong I only have to take one or two supplements. Have fun with your heart disease , salmonella , obesity , and several other problems. We're supposed to be herbivores.

>>670382854
not that guy but looks like medium rare done properly to me?

>>670380310
You expect me to convert all that shit to regular cooking units? Do Europoors actually weigh out flour in grams? Ever heard of a fucking tablespoon/teaspoon?

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>>670384630
>only have to take one or two supplements
Nigger, I don't even have to take supplements, and I'm perfectly fit and in shape.
In fact, I'm sure I could kick your twiggy vegan ass any day.

>>670384630
;)

>>670384695
Are you ASKING us if it looks good to you?

>>670380430

that is cake and alot of butter.

im disgusted but i do similar shit op

>butter and poptarts
>marshmellow fluff and fruity pebbles
>KFC and Soy Sauce

>>670372941
>Nathan's
My fuckin nigga. I won't touch anything else, except for Johnsonville brats of course.

>>670385323
I'm tellin' ya.... its the garlicky infused goodness....

>>670384630
tbh i would rather die than having to eat shit like that... luckily i wont bc we got something called health insurance and opt out organ donow laws around here.

>>670369291
YOU CULINARY MADMAN

Moar

>>670385492
Why Johnsonville? Aren't there a ton of other options?

>>670368905
What the fuck kind of life are you living if you don't like squiddogs?

>>670381771
I'd rather live next to faggots than rednecks.

>>670385317

>honey and hotdogs

The sweet vs. the brine

>>670385275
fucking retard

>>670385323

>>670385492

>>670372941

I live two blocks away from the original Nathans in coney island

Those niggers overcharge for a hot dog but man the place is lit

>>670384630
>we're supposed to be herbivores.
Chimpanzees eat meat, fruitcake.

>>670385819
Read your post again faggot and tell me what the fuck is up with the question mark at the end you illiterate nigger.

>>670385317
i put nutella on my fucking schnitzel when i am by myself...

>>670367032
U made it wrong.
the fuck are you doing?
fucking idiot.

>>670385592
Health insurance won't fix your heart. And after a while vegetables taste better than meat. I haven't been eating meat for about two months now and had a little on a sandwich yesterday. The fruit and vegetables taste better and I plan on not eating meat at all soon.

>>670386173
Thank u beautiful babushka.

>>670385647
Johnsonville is a go-to for me in terms of pork sausage. There are good options though. Generally I just avoid any sausage with fillers like turkey and chicken. and of course usually the shorter the ingredients list the better.

>>670386173
thank u beautiful babushka

>>670384630
>We're supposed to be herbivores.
So that's the reason we have teeth meant for cutting? Thats the reason more ythan 75% of humans eat meat? Nigger get your facts straight before you start spewing your vegan bullshit... Fucking pathetic cuck is right.

>>670381651
made me laugh

>>670386405
I never tried that brand, I just always assumed since they were fairly inexpensive that they were mediocre. I'll be sure to give them a try.

>>670386173
thank u beautiful babushka

>>670386655
Johnsonville is the shit, they actually taste good with nothing on them.

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>>670386655
grind your own meat fgt

>>670387174
How efficient is it to do that? Can I use regular cuts of meat?

>>670386173
thank u beautiful babushka

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This is what a $5 hungry howies pizza calzone looks like (WebM) and this was me in my 8x8 foot shed heated by a wood tent/camp stove. I know that all of this makes you jealous. I just wish we could all chill out in our 80 degree sheds on a -4 degree upper Michigan day and eat a pizza calzone.

>>670387377
holy shit.
Of course. Use whatever you want. Way cheaper and no msg

>>670386054
well, my heart is fucked anyways... had my ICD implanted before i even turned 20... no point in not eating whatever the fuck you like when you live on borrowed time anyways ;)

>>670387490
You got a calzone instead of a Hungry Howies Hawaiian with cajun crust? Noob

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>>670369056
>mfw I prefer overcooked pasta

Fuck your al dente shit

>>670387490
Did they just fold a fucking pizza in half? Jesus Christ.

>>670387490
too bad you couldnt afford a 8x16 shed

>>670387751
Well now I'm used to and like the taste of vegetables , like nature intended.

>>670386054
I just started the Paleo diet. Eggs, chicken, steak veggies. Not bad, but Im hungry all the time.

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>>670387852
Mamma mia

>>670384630
are you stupid or just pretending?

>>670387854
No, it's folded in have to begin with and both sides are cooked equally with butter and seasoning and parmesan cheese all cooked into the awesome crust

>>670369085
nice thumbnail

>>670387886
Why the hell would I want one? More space to heat? Longer distances to walk to my chill zone? More places to be tempted to put shit that will quickly turn to clutter and stress?

FFS I can get that shed up to 90+ degrees on a below 0 day using sticks and twigs.

>>670388207
I live in CA and theres a Hungry Howie nearby. Guess I'll have to holler.

>>670367032

YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK, SON.

>>670367032
Damn it op no one has time for your skylarkings.

>>670381723
Read the comment faggot

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>>670388093
Here I go again.

>>670388465
a little insulation will mean way more than increasing the size a bit.
R-10 is way easier to heat than R-.2

>>670367032
I saw some kids making these when I was the judge of a Boy Scout cooking competition.

>>670387956
whatever floats your boat ;) having been at the brink of death a few time simply thaught me that there is no point what so ever in not living life however the hell you want to before it's too late..

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>>670388675
What?

>>670368916
The fuck? Erik is this you?

>>670389021
not erik.

>>670388813
I know you think that's impressive but it just looks like a bunch of different shit thrown into a bowl, none of which looks like it would be appetizing on its own or combined.

>>670386173
thanks u beautiful babushka

>>670388813
no idea how that green shit is called in english but i fucking despise it!

>>670388813
you should add more sauce faggot

>>670387852
Pretty sure this would trigger an Italian's autism, but fuck it, you're the one who has to eat it.

>>670389228
brussel sprouts

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>>670389228
Brussel sprouts. Sorry. I'll make you something else to eat.

>>670388993
Heh, this guys definitely no oldfag...

>>670389228
Brussels sprouts. I fucking love them but a lot of people in America don't like them either.

>>670388465
if you insulate and get an efficient fireplace it will be alot easier

>>670389569
Pretty sure americans don't like anything green on their plates.

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>>670389523
Oh boy I love these things.

>>670376376
no, thats what poor people do if they cant afford real seasoning

>>670386173
thank u beautiful babushka

>>670389768
We're not all as bad as /b/ makes us look. Not sure where you're from but if we judged your country based on its /b/tards I'm sure that would be grossly unfair as well. Don't get me wrong, the idea that Americans have bad diets isn't totally a meme. Many people here do. But Murrica actually has a lot of people who are very passionate about all kinds of food. I think it's because of the "melting pot" culture we have here.

Not sure if you were looking for a serious answer to that post or not, but if you were, there you go.

>>670389943
salt used to be so valuable it was used as currency

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>>670388993

>>670379444
Your hand looks fat. I wonder why...

>>670390245
are you a lard in denial?

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>>670390150
>sure, let me just mix that salty shit with banana

>>670390398
It used to be worth it's weight in gold in Africa way back in the day if I'm not mistaken. I think this only occurred in areas that had really poor access to it.

>>670372267
40 min?
fucking casual

>>670388924
It's always too late. Just do as good as you can.
>>670388675
Fag.

>>670367032
I tried that once and it was ok.

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>>670390150

FUCK YOU ANON...you know why...

>>670390585
Never mind. I was trying to have an intelligent conversation but I know better than to hold out too much hope for that on here.

>>670386173
thank u beautiful babushka

>>670390488
sickening

>low fat milk