Waifu claiming thread. Last thread got deleted edition.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only one claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tatsumaki claimed.
Best husbando claimed.
Black People
Obligatory claim.
>>670363892
Black wigs.
>>670363721
Did the last one get deleted by a mod or was nobody bumping the thread? Didn't even noticed that it was until a few minutes ago.
https://youtu.be/5NouGcQYTsc
Posting the same in case you didn't listen to it.
You won't keep the waifus down, jews.
The waifus are only just beginning to rise.
>>670364444
Nice quads. Thread got closed out of nowhere.
Maybe not enough people were posting?
Anon who wonders.
I was gonna give you some answers.
Are you there?
Do you still want them?
>>670364180
Black cats.
>>670364444
>Checked
Tenyruu was assassinated by the black lives matter movement.
>>670364840
Black rats.
>Tenyruu was assassinated by the black lives matter movement.
Kek. Guess I should have formed that Confederacy after all.
>>670364444
Definitely a mod, the thread was on page 3 or 4 when it was purged. I did listen to it, it's alright, but not too great.
Nice digits, also.
http://a.pomf.cat/htkahp.mp3
>>670364840
>Black cats
They're cool!
>>670365283
No, It will be known as the New United States.
>America made great again.
>>670365556
I own one. Maybe that's why i have bad luck.
why would a thread on /b/ get deleted
also claimed
>>670365743
I like the sound of that. Has that ring to it.
Cats are sassy little shits.
>>670364737
Yes. I'm still here
>Do you still want them?
Only if you want to share.
>>670365743
>bad luck
Say no more, as I'm willing to trade off my white dog of fortune for said cat!
This pervert is all mine! ^//^
>>670366008
To make room for a trap thread.
>>670366245
You just gotta beat some sense into them. 3 shoe method never fails.
>>670366323
YOU TRAITOR
He was your friend and you abandoned him!
>>670364840
Does Ten keep getting fucked for using a proxy, or something like that?
>>670365335
Pretty great. Honestly though I just wanted to post this so that you guys were not left without a thread for like half an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29I0srhPwg
>>670366008
Avatar fagging probably.
Good night guys. See you tomorrow I guess.
Internet's fucking with me, can't post pic, sorry.
>>670367259
It is appreciated, rest well.
>>670366254
I see there's at least someone here, who shows interest for people they don't know.
That's inspiring. Almost.
I'm sorry.
She asked me not to reveal her, although she's a namefag afterall.
However, I still Tribute her for time to time, here and over there, so no one forgets her until she returns.
It'll be easy for you to identify her, I'm sure.
Just wait.
I don't know what I did wrong.
Maybe not paying enough attention.
Maybe not understanding her.
Or maybe just this is not her place, but neither is mine.
I'm here, to find her.
Nothing else.
Have a nice day.
>>670366997
Ten hasn't (to my knowledge) been banned in a while, but his threads still get deleted.
>>670367259
good night anon
>>670367454
hello mikan
>>670367259
Alright, goodnight.
>>670366617
I'll use my skele hand to beat them into submission.
>>670366617
He always worthless!
He deserved it more than anyone, anyways
>I don't even have a dog
>>670368133
I don't even like the dog i have now.
>>670367643
Have a nice day, anon.
A nu cheeki breeki iv damke
I've been playing Metro
>>670368889
You too friendo
Don't be a stranger
Ey fam
>>670369062
Singing pipes.
>>670369311
Heyhey there's the high roller.
>>670369311
You see Ivan
The mating call of the bandit
"A nu cheeki breeki iv damke"
Such is live in the Zone
And so we went to war
>>670368678
You have a cat and a dog?
I hope they don't fight.
>>670367259
Good night, anon who left long ago.
>>670369150
Heyo there
How are you?
>>670367454
>She asked me not to reveal her, although she's a namefag afterall.
>It'll be easy for you to identify her, I'm sure
>I still Tribute her for time to time
>here and
>over there
Hm. Thanks. it might be easy. Or I won't be able to connect the next dot. I'll wager on the latter.
Over there? Where is over there? I don't know, not a clue.
Well. Thanks.
>>670367643
>hello mikan
Nah, he can't be Mikan. Because I am Mikan.
>>670369758
Will this answer your question?
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/thats-pretty-good-idubbbz/pnidecdngnainebcfbmebgpkmnmljdng
>>670369612
"WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!"
>bye
Always kill that guy.
>>670369736
>Cheeki Breeki in the distance
>>670370525
>cheeki breeki
The ambient sounds of nature in the zone
>>670370051
I use firefox, so I'm guessing you're good, but I'd really appreciate if you could confirm this.
Leveling Berserker in Killing Floor 1 is so tedious.
And idiots keep shooting my scrakes.
>>670370911
>take a chill pill man
>we'll take them easy
>>670369758
Never. That only happens for the first month or so when you introduce a new dog to a cat. At least in my experience. If anything my dog hates that the cat gets too cozy with it.
>>670369777
I...i..i guess trips confirm.
What is life?
>>670370525
"My vault goes deep and wide, it's filled with corridors that go far"
>>670367454
>>670369777
Wild guess as a mere observer, is it Sadako?
>>670371213
>My vault goes deep and wide
Ayy mine to
K maybe not wide
>>670370911
Beware of cheeki breeki in yard.
>>670371213
Gotta love Criken.
>>670371213
>the cat gets too cozy with it.
Sounds qt as fuck.
>tfw no pets at all
>>670372062
Well if you think you won't forget to take care of it and could afford it I'd say go for it. Though if you're not an active person i wouldn't recommend getting a dog.
claiming the superior waifu
>>670371262
In how many threads are you, at the moment?
>>670372769
This is the only thread I'm posting in right now.
Why do you ask?
>>670373112
Okay
In how many threads are you, posting or watching?
I'm not asking for what threads are, just how many.
>>670373112
>>670373568
That thread got 404d anyways, so you'll say just one. This one.
>>670372518
I'm guessing a cat is probably the best option here, they seem really comfy and easy to take care of.
I appreciate the motivation, too.
>>670373112
Really nice artwork there.
>>670373568
7
>>670373934
Yeah, most art made for Mushishi is pretty amazing.
>>670373934
Ya, they at least always interesting. Just remember they are bi-polar as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk
>>670374310
Did you see my tribute, or did you figure out?
Nice guess.
claimed
jjgze
>>670372183
I am going to find out if this actually works even if I have to go to sandniggerland.
>>670374963
The only reason I guessed you were talking about Sadako is because there aren't many who write like you.
I remember a certain dedicated person responding with "You are mine, and I am yours" to every one of Sadako's claims.
Beyond that, I have no idea what you're talking about or what this tribute of yours is. I don't really visit any draw/sfur/gfur//whatever-else threads.
>>670374511
Yeah, one minute the cat wants to be pet. The next minute it runs away while staring back at you wanting you to pet it seemingly.
>>670375886
When they run away from you in pure terror because you walked in their direction and then immediately come back to brush up against you.
When they want nothing to do with you until you reading or writing.
>>670374511
Oh yeah, will remember it.
By the way, do they sleep wherever they want?
>>670375886
You have a cat too, hand-kun?
>>670375792
This would never work. Projectile is too heavy. Defeats the purpose of a "rocket propelled" grenade. If you wanted to use an explosive weapon with a silent firing mechanism you'd just use a bow with explosive-tipped arrows. But nobody uses those because they fly like shit and can't carry a heavy explosive strong enough to kill. If you were hit by an explosive arrow you'd stand a solid chance of surviving. You're better off not going to Bombistan though, I'd skip that part
>>670375854
Right
If you saw her claims, why did you always ignore her?
Pretty smart.
Have a nice day.
>>670376908
No, they sleep wherever you want to sleep.
Boxes, cloths, behind refrigerators, your face, they pick a new spot weekly. Sometimes i can't even find where they decided to sleep for the week.
>>670377165
I never ignore anyone, I just don't respond to claims.
You have a good day as well.
>>670377017
Then I'll make a video game where its possible!
>>670376449
>On computer
>Cat won't stop rubbing against me
>Try to pet
>Runs away
Sluts.
>>670376908
Used to.
>>670377370
Waking up to those shits staring at you.
A Tribute, to You.
Not here anymore,
but always in our Hearts.
<3
I'm off, cya!
>>670377017
Micheal bay could make it work
>>670378118
Do you miss owning a cat or have you had enough?
I liked when they bring home live animals though. Shits exciting.
>>670377794
While you're at it, why don't you make a video game about... Ya know...
Holstaurs and stuff... Did I spell that right?
>>670378715
If I made a game about Holstaurs, yeah you spelled that right its like Minotaur but with Hols in stead of Mino, then it'd be like Nekopara, except the MC wouldn't be a Hisao style master of romance.
>>670379298
Slap in some basic ass story and a couple CGs and sell it
10/10 IGN
ghg
>>670378709
>Do you miss owning a cat
Fuck no.
>I liked when they bring home live animals though. Shits exciting.
The neighborhood cats do that. Always flattering.
spider waifu claimed!
>>670377370
Sounds interesting, and unlike dogs, they don't really need exercise.
>>670378118
I see, right now you don't have any pets, right?
>>670379298
That really needs to be a thing.
>I can't load the captcha what is this
>>670380052
They're just trying to tell you that they love you. Or they're just trying to piss you off. You can never tell with cats. I bet people who like cats are more prone to being in abusive relationships.
You know what would be an awesome pet? A Capybara. Worlds largest rodent, smart, already bathroom trained similar to cats, friendly. Shit would be cash.
I'd put that thing on a leash and get all the bitches.
>>670379919
Trust me when I meant like Nekopara I meant fully voice acted, animate scenes, and sound effects.
Its a wonderful future we're looking at.
>>670380601
One day I'll have enough money to make my dreams come true, one day.
clmd
I mean look at these motherfuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqhleCf8R0
Asuka claimed !
>>670381393
Really qt, but most likely expensive as fuck.
>Worth it though
>>670363609
>2d waifu as if there are any other kind
also you cant claim children
>>670380609
I don't really want to know. Kek, heard they like dogs. I don't know.
>>670381917
you can get these cheaper than dogs.
In their native region they're a nuisance animal.
>>670382099
One fucking day, hear my words! I will own one of these motherfuckers. And i will walk it proudly through the streets.
>>670382066
Try posting that in those celebrity threads.
>>670382066
Don't tell the rest of /b/
They claim 3D pigs all day and don't even think twice.
>>670382424
And I shall pat it's head and take pictures.
>>670381393
Jesus christ they're the size of a pig!
I still don't have a shocked Holstaur image so this will have to do.
>>670382654
That's good, i'm going to need evidence.
I've actually worked with these before while interning for a zoo.
>>670363609
I'm thinking about divorcing my waifu. I keep seeing her with too many other guys. Problem is, we've been together since 2008. What do, /b/?
>>670383597
>divorcing my waifu
Do people really ever do this?
>>670383061
Happy to help.
>>670383597
Talk to her about it.
>>670383597
>Update
I, uh, haven't ever had this problem. So, I'm not really sure what to tell you.
>>670383739
yep
<----
>>670383862
Oh, damn it.
Darjeeling claimed, how are you chaps doing?
>>670383739
Apparently so.
>>670383789
We've gone on haitus before, this time, she wants it to be permanent. She's 'sick of my games,' she says.
>>670383862
:(
>>670383739
see
>>670383913
If I recall correctly, he is strutting around with some alien whore from Haruhi.
>>670384245
10/10 best waifu.
>>670384077
They're both whores, they deserve each other.
He's ruining his laifu
So, I noticed that no one has claimed Adolf, best waifu there is.
I'm gonna go and take a shower. The thread probably won't be around by the time I'm done. If that is the case, I wish everyone a good night
>>670384671
Make sure that there is no gas in the shower.
>>670384671
fuck you
>>670384245
9/10 waifu, great taste.
>>670384628
10/10, best waifu ITT.
>>670384671
Goodnight.
Fredrica Claimed
also
>>670384628
Good taste
>>670384671
Make sure to wash that wide vault.
>>670384628
Heyo Adolf-kun
>>670384671
See you, Atago.
I claim existential despair.
>>670363609
Best gril coming through
>>670384925
>>670384978
Thank you.
>>670384998
Hey there Hand-kun, still unsure how I should refer to you.
>>670384980
>>670385127
>10 minutes into 'anime and chill' and he gives you this look
>Total babe
>Dresses classy
>Cute and bubbly by day
>Total freak by night
>Doesn't age
>Royalty
>Can manifest the Millennium Castle Brunestud
She's the complete package, people
nani sore
>>670384671
You underestimate these people's power to not sleep, goodnight anyway.
>>670384980
And it's corridors.
>>670385127
Call me whatever you like, Adolf-kun.
>>670385375
Nice hat.
>>670385503
Alright Hand-kun.
>>670381690
mon nègre
>>670385585
What do you call jewish time capsules?
>urns
>I just made this up so it probably sucks
claimed this 2dqt
>>670386002
Jew wish that was funny, Ann Frankly thought that it was a bad joke,
I will go kill myself.
>>670386002
Kek, that's pretty good.
>>670385216
Gotta love that jew Pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBsR_cwjBiY
>>670386296
10/10 best video ever.
claimed
https://youtu.be/GaJApnaedZI
Izumi Shimomura claimed
>>670386279
thanks, I try
"Have you seen Hale, he's about this tall"
Alright people I've got to go now, lately there's been threads up pretty late but like always just in case there isn't one when I get back, goodnight everybody.
>>670387636
Sleep tight, Holst.
>There's probably going to be a thread, though.
>>670387636
Alright, goodnight Cowgirl.
>>670387291
Kek.
>>670387636
Sleep well. drink the sweet nectar of pleasant dreams.
>hand bump
>>670387636
Night
don't let the skeletons bite
>>670389995
>>670390157
Her head looks very pattable.
>>670390418
Please no
fubuki claimed
>>670391053
Was wondering when someone would claim her.
>>670363609
Nicolas Cage is my waifu all other waifu is shit besides Danny DeVito
>>670392216
oh ya weren't you banned for something?
>>670392390
Sure was.
>>670392508
I'm going to guess it was for posting lewds on /a/
>>670392724
Nope.
Global ban from /b/.
Avatar/Signature usage.
>>670393044
Yet those drawthread fellas get away with it all the time.
What a world we live in.
>>670363609
In case you ask, its from an anime made by Rooster Teeth called RWBY.
>>670393044
Dame that was my second guess.
Tomoko is such a qt
>>670393190
Those Hunger Game threads are coming back to /b/ and they aren't being banned either.
ERP is slowly reemerging.
So is pony. /b/'s moderation was never good but lately it has been worse. Oh well.
>>670393309
Thanks, Yuuko a cute too.
>>670393610
Yeah, really is a shame. Ban can't stop you from having a good time in these threads though. Thanks, VPN magic.
>>670390608
Hmmm....
>>670394792
Yup.
Thread is over.
See you guys in the next one.
>>670394792
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
>>670394935
Alright, see you.
>hands
>>670394935
bye bye
>>670364679
Let us see how you use those fingers. Since we accept you.
New thread?
>>670395651
Err, uhh, what do you mean?