That's a good photoshop, I'll give you that.

>>670348790
Learn to Photoshop, it ALMOST looks real the notepad

>>670348790
>no email
Not sure why you expect there to be anything else you can do.

>women

sharpie in pooper

>>670349105
>>670349212

Not fake, will post more pictures to keep thread afloat.

>>670349105

fuck, I fell for it at first glance. Was about to hit her up, and get physical

>fml

>>670349772
Much better, but Still Photoshop

>>670350087
I get you're being a troll but I can take requests for anyone who might be able to help. I'd pick a much hotter girl if I were looking to catfish

>>670349772
Welcome to b.
Sharpie in pooper

>>670349772

you suck, OP.

I don't need to use my 5 years in the FBI to figure this one out.

>eat a dick
>that's all

>>670350325
Sure, make a cape out of the blue towel behind you in the first pic and squeeze your boobs together.
Lets see if you are real

>>670350325
Hand on notepad and I'll help you, it's just pasted onto the fucking pic

>>670350325
if so, time stamped sharpie in pooper will suffice.

>Waiting for the day when trolls pick a girl to photoshop, with a sharpie in pooper shot to back it up.

That's the world I wanna live in.

>>670351370

Or just actually do it themselves.

>shave ass and tuck dat dick
>profit?

>>670350325
turn your nipples into eyeballs

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>>670350842

>>670351607
WRITE THE DATE AND TIME ON YOUR TITS also turn your nipples into eyeballs

You guys are fucking faggots, this is obviously real.

>>670351607
You're gorgeous, but I don't think you can do anything to retrieve your livejournal without username or email

>>670351607

yeah, that almost got me. The shadow of the fingers are a dead giveaway

>nice try
>faggot
>that's all you got?

>>670351607
what email did you use when you signed up for live journal?

this looks real as fuck.

you faggots honestly are acting like you want this hottie to stop posting tits and fuck off..

the fuck is wrong with you all?

OP you hot as fuck

pussy?

>>670351607
I'd help you but you look like a better looking version of my ex and now I need to go and cry about that

>>670351607
you should go on cam

>>670352121
This

Dont listen to the peasants femanon

>>670352256


Wow, yea, be the gud little whiteknight, wontcha. You beta fucking cuck.You disgust me.

>>670352399
Nice thumbnail fuck ass

>>670352256
>fedora inbound

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>>670352256

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>>670351845
>>670352012

I don't remember/have access to the e-mail but I do remember my username.

>>670352774
i could help out, add me on skype
>gstoka

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>>670352774
you know OP, pics are great and all but you should cam for us

>>670349772
Not even the same titties

>>670351607
Did you had any old afillied number or backup email to the original email?

Try to regain access to old email then.

You fucked. While you're at it though, sharpie in the ass.

>>670352774

need a pic with your tits pushed together.

Why are white knights in every single fucking thread with more and more frequency? Newfags are an abomination.

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>>670353089
Forgot the pic, I believe you

>>670353172
>whiteknights
>not being assholes to everyone for zero reason

yup

>>670352943
I hate Florida

What kind of email was it OP? Yahoo? Aol? Comcast?

>>670353172
>Tits with timestamp
She is following the process newfag

>>670353031
this.
>>670352774

>>670348790
An hero

>>670352774
you don't even remember the email provider you used to create the live journal account? come on now, throw me a bone

First thread in a lifetime where op wasnt a faggot.

Gj op. you dun gud.

>>670352774
90% sure i can do it with just a username and no email. but gonna need some time stamped spread ass shots or something, too damn hot.

>>670352121

you just don't know how to internet.

>anon 404

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>>670353089
Zero way to access the e-mail, even through a backup. I guess there's not much that can be done with just a username

>>670351607
>2015+1
>pics

>>670348790
I got some ideas, but not in this thread full of faggetory (not you)

>>670353703
Seriously nice titties op

>>670353384
And that's fine but there's a huge difference between
>answering a question
and
>insulting everybody who doesn't blindly compliment the female

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Panty / Pussy pic and I will tell you how you can get into any email account w/o password.

>>670353703

OP, I have one question regarding that e-mail and your livejournal that will have immense importance if you answer it correctly.

>Lemme smash?

>>670348790
How old are you op?

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>>670353703
>those tits

Come get on cam op, anon can tell help with that kind of stuff while looking at your tits

>i
>can
>haz
>chat
>dot com
> / winning

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>>670353703
>state dependent learning
>surround yourself with smells and things that you did back then
>remember password

science!

Pretend to Jack off. I think you there is an email recovery website too. But pretend to Jack off.

>>670354202
>inb4 underage

>inb4 we're all going to jail because op is fbi agent

>>670348790
I had a livejournal that was taken over by a girl.

I emailed customer support and they made all my posts private for me. It was the least they could do.

Later I was able to register that girl's email and break into her livejournal with over 600 posts.

No nudes or sex stories, sadly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
U FUCKING SCRUBS

>>670354486
I second this notion

>>670353703
get in here we need to fap op
>>670354486

>>670348790
psychedclown on skype, i just helped a female to gain access to an account back today, a few things you can try

I will tell you how to do it for a shot of your ass in a thong.

>>670353703
just do it
>>670352943

OP i'd fucking marry you and take you on honeymoon to disney land paris and bang you every day just to make you forget that e-mail and livejournal.

>>670354595
Forgot to mention. The email belonged to me. But the girl had access and changed my email to hers inside the LJ settings.

So I emailed customer support. And they made all the posts private.

>>670353703
Some 'forgor the password ' options don't require original email, did it made you security questions when you created the account? same goes for email

>>670354570
yeah it's Scully

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>>670353703
>pics

>>670354486
Go here and put that cam to use, we're already waiting

Follow @GDKJordie and @MaybeJord666 on Twitter and I might tell you. 666 swang

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>>670354931
Again, forgot pic
>>670353703

yeah get in there

>>670353313
Make it fine with 49! Fuck FL.

>>670349772
nice pics, you have my attention.

it has been fucking ages since I looked at livejournal, but it used to be easy to break in. You are going to need to give somebody the name you used, the email you used and the birthday you used.

If you are brave enough or don't care post it here and I will take a look, otherwise wait for some fag to give you an email address and you can give out the info one at a time.

good luck

>>670348790
>>670349772
>>670351607
>>670352774
>>670353703

go to /winning and cam for us op, you don't even need to show face

>>670353313
same. can't find weed in my shit city

>>670353703
yuck you are disgusting

>>670354486
>tfw no op

>>670355102
What do you want that's in there?

post your buttox, op.

>>670353703
one of best photoshop i've ever seen, but photoshop

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>>670354486
40 dudes and no OP to be seen

>>670355518
Just bored and I wanna see if can help someone today

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>>670355580
Or it's just a girl?
It's not like it's super special, I'm a /b/ femanon and I'm sure there are atleast 2 more in this thread.

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>>670354570
No federal, state, nor local agency can use an underage person and produce a sexual image of them and trick people into viewing said image to charge them with crimes - it's called entrapment and production and distribution of child pornography if it's the authorities doing it themselve dipwad.

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>>670354931
There's no questions on livejournal, they just send it to your old e-mail (which I no longer have access to even if I were to remember it). Fuck

>>670352774
get on cammmmmmm

>>670354623
you are dating yourself, you will not find a girl that says that lack of money makes a guy a scrub, they would all be single if they did.

except south koreans, those bitches are materialistic as fuck

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>>670355755
stop fishing for attention you whore
>femanon
kill yourself

>>670355903
we need to see that live OP, hop on cam for a bit. Already have a group of people waiting
>>670354486

>>670355786
So when the CIA ran child porn distribution sites on the deep web they fucked themselves?

k fucko

>>670355903
just guess the fucking password you bitch, how can you not even remotely guess at the password? Like not even an idea

>>670352774
it doesn't say you need an email when you say "forgot password" What step's not letting you get it? just username/captha

I could make my way into your account with nothing more than a username.

>>670355903
>even if I were to remember it
not having the password is ok, but you can't remember the email at all?

do an ass shot

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>>670356106
>>670355903

>>670355427
I hate USA.
Here in Amsterdam, 14 year olds be buying and selling weed in front of police stations. No one gives a fuck.

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>>670356241

>>670355903

i am unable to help at all.
zero knowledge about any of this.
im here for the tits and ass.
which are great.
i tip my fedora to your struggles, and wish you a safe journey to unlocking the secrets of your livejournal account.
may the gods bless your fingers as you guess your password on your keyboard.
may the bard play songs of glee as you successfully navigate your way into your livejournal.
heaven let your light shine down.

>>670355903
jesus, would eat that ass all day.

>>670355903
would you get on cam when I show myself, too?

>>670355903
ew

>>670355903
> i can
> haz
> chat
> dot com
> /winning

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>>670355903
It at least has a 'send report'option? You could write your situation and some proof that it's in fact yours (like birth date or any private information you placed in there)

Also, why no access to old email? if you have internet and remind it you can attempt to 'forgot your password? ' thing

>>670355903
you're fine as fuck. that reminds me to look for a new girl having fun doing requests for me.

come join op

>>670355903
>implying youre old enough to have used a livejournal

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>>670356171
I don't need an e-mail address, but the most they can do is send an e-mail to the address on file (which I don't have access to since the last time I logged in was 2006). I'd be willing to give my old username if anyone would be able to help me gain access to it again.

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>>670356351

>>670356765

saved and fapping

>>670356765
Are you that girl that asked about saving a Facebook profile pic

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>>670355903
>>670356765

cam up OP! pics are boring and you're bored. We will help you there in chat instead of posts
>>670356514

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>>670356147
They hijacked existing distribution servers under a judicial councils signage and forcing peopel to vieww without the prior knowledge they expected to view underage content.

>mic drop

>>670356765
give us the username

>>670355903
Sharpie in Vagina. Please.

Then in anus.

>>670356765

Post a picture of your face and your old username and I'll do it right now for you.

>>670356924
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>670356094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6gttfNjIDg
@0:48

its a conspiracy

>>670356765
spread them legs

>>670356765
I wish I had a great female body to get people to do this kind of stuff for me -_-

>>670356514
>>670356765

what's taking so long

>>670356765
Great tits babe... I know how to solve your problem. First Pull a nipple for b

>>670356765
Give first letter of name so I can save pics with name plz

>>670356765
Try any old passwords to see if it triggers anything

>>670356514
Go here when your thread dies op, we'll be waiting

>>670356765

>>670357038
I think you are on to something!

>>670356937
>english broken
>possible sandnigger?

That is still entrapment you dickwad. They distributed porn across a large span of the world in an operation to take down pedophiles however they only caught about 30% of the ones that visited the site thus they did a lot more harm than they would have if they just shut the thing down but now again, thats not how the american state works. No they do this shit because they can and because they want to.

>>670353703

this is easy. send them a fake DMCA take down notice so they will delete the account. then recreate it once it's deleted

>>670357093
don't worry, there's some people who like fatties too

I can help you. But it would be amazing if you could write: ESGx on your boobs please

>>670356765
look, this is very simple.

username + email you used (no password needed) we can crack no problem. If you have birthday even easier.

if all you have is username it is going to be much harder.

>>670356765
>I'd be willing to give my old username
which is......

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>>670356954
Go for it: username is "decompose_" (I know)

>>670357672
First letter of your name OP?

>>670357672
That is a very not flattering picture, dont try and seduce guys with it.

>>670357595
Hush... First sharpie in pooper

Do you still use the same computer frpm 2006? some softwares are able to restore "deleted" information

>>670357833


You're a fat lump of fuckery and you do not belong here.

>>670356879
>>670357672
Answer this faggot fuck

>>670357672
No help. First sharpie in pooper

>>670357672
>>670357833
I actually think the pic is hot as fuck

>>670357672
we're in the winning room op so come in there later

Pen in pussy

>>670357672
could do with this pose without the sign covering the goods

>>670357672
Now i'm starting to think OP is a trap..

.post a pen inside your vagina

And anus
Pls

>>670358618
youre fucking autistic

>>670355903

>>670357672
could your email have been autumnn 1954 in myspace?

>>670357672
>>670357930
Forgot reply

>>670358618
see>>670355903

You fucking rem.

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>>670348790
I hate to be nice to women, but damn that is an awesome body... simply a work of art.

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My username was "decompose_". Any wizards who can work with that?

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>>670357434
In simple legal terms your funny little brain can grasp, they pedophiles they sent to the DoJ to bring prosecution against INTENDED to view child pornography (not entrapment), if they had offered for distribution to outside services to people with no intent that can be defended as entrapment.

>>670359494
email autumnn 1954?
Evey
21 December 1988
LOCATION: Alamo, Texas, United States?

>>670359494
oh my god its a dickslip
abandon thread its a trap

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>>670359695
Wrong kek

>>670359494
Pussy spread or no help. Your choice

>>670357833
kissless fatass fag confirmed

>>670359294
what is that suppose to prove?

>>670359494
11/10 would cum on

>>670357672
>1222x723
EDGY

>>670359494
Like honestly, if i were ur bf id treasure you and that body of yours and pay tribute every single day...

>>670357672
c'mon, post a pic in this pose without covering up the puss

>>670359494
which email site are you using. My english sucks, so deal with it. Very tired today, but if you tell me which company you use from it would be easier.

>>670356433
Fuck off fag

>>670360807
calm your fedora down, betaking

>>670360807
calm down there
you don't know how her face looks like yet
what if it's a complete mess

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there's not much you can do with a username alone. Thanks to everyone who tried :(

>>670361021
see
>>670355903

>>670361369
sry m'lady.

>>670361369
spread pussy and maybe I can do a thing or two for you

>>670348790
DILDO IN POOPER

>>670361369
We as /b have failed you. How can we repay our debt queen of 4chan?

>>670361369
we can't do anything for you, but you can do a lot of things for us, so webcam pls

>>670361369
thanks for payoff op. best of luck to you. also 69 chekd

Why isn't the time changing in the pictures? Fake as fuck.

Spread your ass, be our new queen, I will destroy all my Roxxie posters! I SWEAR

Hello could you please write "Ik wil sofie van miert neuken" P.S You are amazing for doing all this!

Is this your page? There isn't much to it.
http://users.livejournal.com/decompose_/

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>>670361843

>>670361369
HI JENNY LOL

I just entered here for the nice tits. Give me more OP

>>670353703
Face? :D

>>670356765
Just go to the same email provider and start a new account with the same name, and try to get your LJ pass sent there. I'm sure after so long that username has been purged. Won't that work? I did it with an old steam account one time I think.

livejournal says ur account has been erased..check it

>>670361369
whats your name? i feel like i know you

>>670362141
This. Either it got deleted or hacked.

>>670363676
Jesus christ dude. You're obviously the dude begging for her name.

>>670363903
i literally just got in this thread. ignored every post. lmao

http://www.livejournal.com/misc/expunged_list.bml

>>670361971
>sofie van miert
Kankervent. Als ik je nog een keer in de prom, naaldwijk of waar dan ook zie sla ik je helemaal dood.
En dan ook echt helemaal dood.

>>670363617
>>670363844

It still has its old setup. I wish I could just log back in, argh.

princess consuela banana hammock?

>>670359494
can you pinch your nipples?

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>>670365199
can i pinch yours?

>>670364814
common show us one more pic beauty...

>>670364458
Naaldwijk station morgen 10 uur

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>>670365766

What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme forces. You are nothing to me but just another 9Fag. I will smoke you the fuck out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitposter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have posted those shitty memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.

how do u check setup? what do u mean?

>>670364814
next time manage archive by urself.http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=LiveJournal


what do u mean by acces old setup?

Someone give her a foretaste of our abilities..then she'll surely show more, right?

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>>670365909
le epic meme xDDD

>>670361971
Kankerautist

>>670365813
Ik zal er zijn, ben te herkennen aan mijn Nickelson jas en nikes.

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>>670366533
Hell, I'd resume the blog with nudes if I got the password back.

>>670367638
spread so we can see that asshole please

>>670367638
Can we get a picture of you peeing?

>>670367638
you can just resume the thread... maybe new wizards come by and see your need for help :P

>>670367638
post moar butthole

>>670367638
I'm an engineer. You could live well if you were my gf and had my children. I'm not white though

When was the last time you accessed the LJ? Does it still show up in the browser history? If yes, you could glob the cache for email address... would be much easier to narrow down if you remember the provider though.

Show feet.

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>>670368868
>I'm not white though

If you just want to delete what's on there, you can probably call support and tell them that you simple want to delete your account cause you dont want the stuff to be out there.

If they see that you havn't been logged into the account for a long time and you could show them some ID, then they would probably agree to this.

If they dont agree to delete it at first, try crying and tell them it is very important to you.

Please post a video/image of you peeing.

>>670367638
just contact the support, normaly this is not the biggest deal for them, if you could prove it is your account (bad english yeahy)

>>670368868
ofc you're not, thinking she would offer herself as a commodity, offer some camels at least you cheapskate, my mom was offered 50 camels when she first visited Egypt, no lie.

>>670369163
im peeing myself

epic

>>670367638
Your password is one you've used vefore for lots of sites. A pets name and a number