30 minutes ago with your mum

Saturday afternoon after a date. Then I wrecked my car on the way back home. Worth it.

never :(

>>670319521

last night. it was great.

6 months

Twice this morning, vag and anal with my wife.

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>>670319521

Yesterday. Prone bone with the wife before morning shower, then she gave me a bj later in the evening when I asked her to.

feelsgoodman

>>670319521
yesterday

>>670319521
I don't even remember :(

>>670319521
on friday.
>birthday sex

About a week ago.

hour ago , with my girl

wow am i so cool now? fuck off OP

>>670319521
Last night when my missus came over.
>Put pacifier in her mouth
>Plastic bag over her head with small air hole
> She calls me daddy because she's always craving my D
> I finger bang her for about 20 mins whilst she calls "fuck me daddy"
>Ram my pork sword in to her like a reverse sword in the stone
> Smashing her for half an hour and she orgasms a few times
> tell her to go doggy
> I'm ramming my meat injector inside her vag again
> Slip a finger in her shitter
> She orgasms again
> She farts at the same time I pull my finger out of her ass.
> Call her a dirty bitch and slap her in the back of the head.

Wish I spent those couple of hours making myself a Spanish omelette to be honest

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>>670319521
Twice last night. Blew one load into her and another on her tits.

>>670321159
>dat fantasy while making an omelette for your fat fucking ass

>>670321309
Haha pre-teen jealousy will get you nowhere

>>670321405
jealous of a neckbeards fantasy ? i think not

>>670321159
I doubt anyone would fuck someone that uses the words meat injector to describe their dicks.
I'm with >>670321309

>>670320907
Well over 7 years ago. I lust for death.

>>670321646
damn straight /b/ro .

>>670319521
I don't remember.
Not more recently that November 1215.

>>670319521
6 years ago

Saturday night at a hotel with le gf

30 months, god damnit I need to get me some booty again.

>>670321677
checked

>>670321757
Fuck how old are you l and how are you still alive?.

>Saturday and it was boring
>No anal
>No blowjob
>We doesn't enjoy it anymore but still do it
>1-2 times a week max
>Dead bedroom syndrome
>Sex suck but still love her

I don't know if i'm about to dump her or cheat on her

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>>670321757

Yesterday in the afternoon. I was watching porn for like an hour before my bf realized what i freakin wanted

>>670321980
Is she a fat slob?

>>670319521
More?

>>670319521
this morning, I rode my sisters bf while she was in the shower, she cut it short and I didn't get to cum, but he filled me up.

>be me
>22 year old, ugly as fuck
<antisocial

Anons what are the chances of me losing my virginity?

>>670322188
Gay sex doesn't count.

>>670322364
what a terrible brother you are.

>>670322368
>get a hooker
>???
>negative profit

who gives a shit if you have sex or not

>>670322368
less than 0.35

>>670322497
Im not gay you fucking idiot

>>670319521
Decided to meet up with my ex this last friday.
Stayed till sunday, we fucked alot in those days.
Got high, ate munchies, and watched a shitload of movies.
Like good ol' times /b/

>>670322587
Well then tits or gtfo, bitch.

>>670322709
Youre a fucking idiot.


Gtfo of here newfag

>>670322556
I do

>>670322769
then get a hooker and get on with it.

>>670322556
Not saying you should care anon, thanks for the hooker advice tho

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>>670322755
just show us your stupid cow sacks, you disgusting fucking whore.
how's making 3 less kropeks on the ruble?

>>670322563
Thanks for giving me hope anon

I can only fuck fat chicks. Wait, that's a damn lie.

>>670323030
It's not zero, because I lost my virginity at 22.

>>670321980

I told my wife when we were dating that I've been through a relationship where the sex completely died and I refuse to do it again. She understands that I really enjoy sex and have no problems being monogamous as long as it happens on the regular.

She lets me fuck her even during times where it's obvious she's not really in the mood for it. Love that woman.

Honestly, I'd talk to her about it and tell her it is very important to you. The lack of it *will* slowly rot your relationship.

>>670321980
>>670322200
No, sex used to be great in the beginning. 4 year later its another story. She have a better body than before. She not kinky/wild. The way she tell me to have sex it's when we are in the bed we cuddle she take my cock until i'm hard then that the signal she want to have sex.

You see how it suck.

>>670323002
>implying i was the girl


You really are a newfag

>tfw virgin

>>670319521
Three years ago.

>>670323291
I implied nothing, and I just got here.
Show me those tits. Male or female. I don't give a fuck. Daddy needsta shoota fat stringa cum out his dickhole.

>>670319958
this is why you should have to submit age verification.

Last night. about 20 mins of blowjob then we fucked for about an hour and a half.

>>670323186
I already talk to her about lack of sex. To live different thing but with no success. She doesn't like "new thing". When its okay its okay for her.

>>670319521
>with guy at least 1 year ago
>with grill 3 years ago

last night

January 31, at a Korean massage parlor. Not having a good year so far. Working to much.

Bored with sex. Will comply if gf wants it, but otherwise I don't care.

top kek

May 27th 2014 RIP

>>670319521
A month ago. I didn't get to put my dick into my mistress, she just butt-fucked me with dildos and a bottle of shampoo. The most I got to do was to lick her toes.

>I loved every second of that

Last night. Wife of 3 years went down on me in the shower for a good 15 minutes, made me cum, and we went at it right after and blew my load again, except in her this time. Glad that she's crazy about sex too cuz I hate chicks that lose interest after being in a relationship for a while

>>670320671
Stop

>>670323758
>with guy
Faggot

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>>670323959

Last saturday.

>>670319521
Couple of days ago.

Almost 5 years now. Been with a "good Christian" girl and trying to respect her "not until marriage" wishes.

4 years and 1 month. When I was 16
:(

December 11th. *sigh*

>>670324385
I'm not gay, I just like cock.

>>670324529
Rip in piece

>>670324130
may 27th is my birthday, hey at least on my birthday someone had sex

A few months ago. Need to get my shit together

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>>670322507
not my fault I love cock while she uses her sexuality to get pretty things.

>>670319521
Yesterday with my gf. Lasr thing she did was to throw up on me... Any ideas for a proper punishment?

>>670324529
that girls a piece of fucking shit, and her morals are a fucking joke.
kick that stupid fucking cunt to the curb before she turns you into a jesusdick sucking faggot.
edgy enough for you?

>>670324789
Last*

>>670324529
You know she fuck on the side right ?

I would bang!

feb, 8th 16. and i really miss it.

>>670324863
Yea pretty edgy I dig it

>>670324686
I bet you love sucking a man's cock, taking his load down your nasty ass throat and proceed to have him fuck your queer ass senselessly til your hole prolapses and he fills you with his nigger cum... And right when you finish, you turn to him, look him right in the eyes, and say...

No homo though

Last Saturday evening with my gf.

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January 6th, 2013. Dating the same woman.

2 and a half years ago, I still miss her, it was my first and last time, story was pretty fucked up, if anyone is interested I can greentext it

When ever I can afford Cialis

>>670325084
You better have that shit pre-typed faggot

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>>670319521
Last night photo related

>>670324529
>>670324863

Plus when you finally *do* get to hit it, the sex will be fucking awful.

>>670324886
Na dude I still finger her to orgasm so she gets her rocks off. She hates giving head so I'm stuck just jerking it alone. I feel bad tho cause she's golden in every other way but the whole lack of a physical relationship is dragging me down a pit of fucking depression and angst

>>670324997
Sounds like every nigger I've ever meet

About 15 hours ago

>>670324782
we're on /b/, each and every one of us loves cock, but for some reason won't admit it, despite the fact we're anonamoose.

A couple months ago. Paid a ~mid 20s stripper with a voice that sounded like she'd been smoking for 50 years 200 bucks. She was pretty hot but just kind of laid there like a dead fish with her eyes closed.

>>670325321
I know how you feel. Some girls just seem to be worth the agony.

>>670324789
go down on her, then throw up deep inside of her pussy.

Over a decade ago.

>>670325321
Only way i can head, she must deep throat and be very horny she may have swallowed like 7-8 times in 17 years.

>I know the feels

>>670325422
I love my own cock...would never cheat on it

20 minutes ago

>>670323541
>adolescence confirmed

>>670325520
also i came about 2 minutes into the first time and went soft on my second attempt and i could tell she was trying to stifle a laugh

New Year's Eve.

>>670325321

You just might want to think about the long term here, Anon. She already hates giving head, and she is already dismissing your physical needs while you are both in your prime. If she's truly worth the sacrifice, so be it, but just know that the sexual relationship probably won't get much better, even after you marry and have Christian rights to dick her in the pussy.

>>670325617
Would your cock get jealous, if your hand was jerking my cock off?

about five years ago when I was 16

>>670324997
actually pretty accurate tbh
except i don't really like anal and i've never said no homo

>>670325617
I love yours too, anon

>>670325605
>doubtingresolve.jpg

I'd want her to feel like doing it otherwise it's a turn off if I feel like she's doing me a favor

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>>670325782
Thanks anon. I'd like to think some things in life are worth waiting for but being 25 already (she's 26) I'm doubting my resolve. She wants me to finish school before we get married but my cripplingdepression is a huge roadblock to that end

>>670325873
My ex, could never do it, much less swallow a pill. Atleast my wife can, but gags on the taste. My other woman like 8 years ago loved giving head swallow and smear it all over here face. But we were both married to someone else. Fml

>>670325856
> <3

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>>670326126
what was the joke?

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>>670325074

Get out now. Life is too damn short to not be able to enjoy sex.

kesha is an utter peice of shit and i wouldnt be surprised if shes lying about being raped

>>670319521
10 days ago

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>>670326152

I hear you, man. Of course, don't let anyone here sway your judgement—myself included—but sexual compatibility is a big deal in couples remaining satisfied.

Just to be clear, you happily fingerbang and fondle her but you are difficult to have her reciprocate unless she is blazing-gusher horny, yeah? Does she get down and guilt-tripped due to her faith convictions after you get her to play?

>>670319521
bitch I came out the pussy

>>670325276
No man, wasn't expecting anyone to give a shit
It still looks unreal, even it I was in there so let me start
>Be me, 17
>Come back to my home country, haven't been there for like 2 or 3 years
>Last time I was there I was 5'5 200+ heavy
>Developed nicely into a chad like with a decent shape and pretty tall, around 6 feet at the time
>Meet friend from childhood, she is now some kind of Hippie kind of girl, but hot as fuck
>We talk about how much we changed and shit
>I was playing RTW on my laptop when she came in my room, so she asks me if I like computer
>I answer "yes"
>"I've got a nice computer anon, you should see it tomorrow, come to my house around 12, but not earlier
>Her father was the elettrician who was working on my new house, so I know that that's the exact time when he leaves to go to work (my new house, on the opposite side of the city)
>Still have no clue, was a virgin and a little bit retarded
>I believed the computer thing
>Tomorrow comes
>Come at her house around 12
>"Hey anoi, you came at the end"
>"Of course, where's the computer
>She brings me to her room
>No computer in sign
>Dafuq
>"Where's your computer?"
>She makes a surprised face and asks me "did you really believe that?"
>Answer "Yes"
>She explains me there's is no computer
>"Why am I here then"
>We start kissing
>We fug
>I was scared because of premature ejaculation
>Can't come after a good 40+ minutes
>"Is everything okay anon?"
>I think "If I don't cum she will think I'm a faggot and not enjoying it"
>Start screaming in order to fake an orgasm
>Literrally King Kong scream
>Pretend to cum in condor, hold my benis in my hand and pretend to run to the bathroom to clean myself up
>She asks me if it was good
>Answer "yes"
>We cuddle, a bit and then go home
>Feelsaverageman.jpg
>Days afters comes
>She comes at my house
>She's crying
...continue

>>670319521
january 2015

>>670319521
September 30th 2015. I miss it.

>>670326618
You know it. She even has paranoid episodes during any time we spend together where she feels like her parents/anyone really, is watching her. I believe her brother abused her and she denies it cause I brought it up and its really taboo to Christians

>>670319521
3 weeks ago since my gf and i broke up.
She already got another boyfriend
Ive been busy at work and have not had time to go socialize and shit. I work at a bar and see all these couples loving eachother while i self loathe and self destruct with alcohol marijuana and pills galore. I still love her even if she went off and fucked this guy i wouldnt care considering she has no idea the amount of women ive been with prior. Fuckin hell.
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>670326873
correction, january 2014, I just got surprised by the conclusion lol

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>>670325074
Man what the hell

>>670324997
One would think you had to be a pretty gay to think up something like that...

>>670320426
You deployed too?

Valentine's day pulled a heartbroken bitch at a bar fucked her in my truck. Bitch didn't even let me finish my drink

>>670326437
I'm so used to living like this, I don't even remember what's it like to be with a woman sexually. Not to mention my self-confidence - I would probably have no game at all.

Last night with my friend, we keep trying to not fuck but old habits die hard.

>>670327399
I love banging the moms while hubby is over seas.

3 years ago with the girl I was practically in love with in high school. Happened 8 years later but it shows that there is always hope my friends!

>>670326822
...second part
>her dog died
>He saw the whole thing
>My fake orgasm killed her dog
>Told her it was weird having a golden retriever witnessing me losing my V card, bitch didn't listen
>Buried her dog in her backyard, name was Scooter
>The day after her parents complete the divorce
>She moves to another country with her mother
>Never see her again
>Never heard of hear
>Almost 3 years has passed
>Still miss her

This winter I was back in town

>Comes to her house
>She's still with her mother
>Father left because of work
>Snuck in backyard
>See througth windows the couch where I lost my V-card

It was the hardest feel I ever felt, but at least I have a funny story to tell, Eastern Europe is a weird place

>>670327533

You won't know until you try, and even then you can improve and get better. Sex is one of the few fantastic things in this life. It is worth a small period of pain and loneliness to reconnect with someone else.

Plus in my experience, if a woman doesn't want your dick anymore she's either a) Fucking someone else or b) Not in to you at all anymore, and will very soon be doing option a.

>>670319521
Friday. With gf. Got very sweaty. Didn't cum. Nice tho.

>>670327829
Honestly it sounds like you were raped.

>Lure someone to your house just to fuck them and never talk to them again.

>>670327829
you had a good story until there, practice a bit more and next time you'll get the ending right

>>670326917

Hm ok. So she's got some sexual baggage beyond the religion.

Well, be thoughtful in your decisions and be careful. As someone over 10 years your senior, you are younger than you feel you are. You still have lots of life to live, and if you so choose, there is plenty of other muff in the sea. You can see your life in full, and if you think you can work with what you have, and if you think she can be the pussy that you need after you wed, and you can weather the interim, then go for it.

Wishing you luck, Anon.

>>670323931
fucking TOP KEK oh my

>>670327679
I let my wife fuck a nig while I'm deployed. Might as well...

>>670328140
Don't pull out a "Cool story bro on me"

>>670319521
Last Wednesday.

This morning.

>>670327972
I hear you. It's just that after all this time my mental health is in ruins. I really don't even know if I'm capable of having sex anymore.
This relationship was the biggest mistake of my life.

A week ago. One night stand. Was good except used condom.

>>670328471
Some chicks just want sex, with no strings. So why not. Otherwise they keep calling

>>670328471
Fuck niggers, just get a new chick.

Bump?

2-3 months. qt girl lined up that I used to work with out of town. DUI and can't drive to meet her an hour away sadboys.jpg she wants the d real bad

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never

Saturday, hooker, now it's time to stop for a while as there are other things to care about

>>670331322

How old are you?
Profession?
Why never, in your opinion?

>>670331675
>How old are you?
Turned 18 recently.

>Profession?
Studying Computer Science at university, though probably the most normie-looking there IMO.

>Why never, in your opinion?
Possibly because my height (6 foot 6")? Also probably because the uni course as well as the college course I did have little or no females. All in all I don't have a lot of interaction with girls, I'll probably start going to nightclubs/bars with mates now that I'm 18 though so I may have a chance.

>>670332173

Ah I gotcha. Yeah, it just sounds like you are just in a locale with a pussy drought.

I doubt your height is an issue. Ladies would probably be drawn to that, I would imagine.

Ever try Craigslist? You need to be smart and skeptical in vetting who you talk to, but I bet you could find an older woman who might want to break a tall college dude in. Might be difficult if you are generally stuck on campus with no transportation, though.

>>670332518
Haven't tried any online apps like that, though I was considering using Tinder because of successes that a couple of my friends have had. Have you had any wins on anything like that?

September of the year before last. Mexican chick gave me a rimjob and let me smack her around. Shit was cash.

>>670332922

Well, I'm he patient sort, so I've had lots of success with Craigslist over the years. Never used Tinder, because I like being discreet, and I don't like putting my face out there,

The reason I brought up patience, is that it's a numbers game. By and large the replies you will receive, and the “women's” posts you will read in Casual Encounters will be scammers, spammers, and phisherbots. Beyond that, you will need to sift through drug users and skanky hookers to find that rare, occasional diamond in the rough that is actually worth making conversation with. Beyond that still, you both have the logistics to work out regarding fucking… who is hosting, when your schedules overlap, mutual kinks and preferences, etc.

But, from Craigslist, I've enjoyed…
• Three or so married women who needed dominated and fucked.
• A single mom who would take creampies in her bed while her daughter slept in the next room.
• A Chinese college girl who wanted me to take her virginity before she slept with her boyfriend.
• Many fuckbuddies over the years that I used as sexual outlets while I was a workaholic and buried in priorities.

It's all about patience. You have to filter out a ton of shit to find something that really works. And that's me as a 30-something. I bet many women will gravitate towards a younger guy your age, even with the added asterisk of being your first.

>>670319958
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>670319521
Yesterday.. fcked her 3 times and went full nut mode.. but im scared of getting her pregnate ._.

>>670333923
I think I'll give craigslist a go if it applies to the UK, thanks for the advice anon.
Also, do you think I'll have a better chance if I said I wasn't a virgin?

>>670320616
Anal is gay you fag

about 90 minutes ago. Hooked up with a bottom. he didn't have any condoms so he just sucked my cock (does that count as "sex"?)

>>670334666

Ah I see. Yes, I'm in the US here, so I'm not sure if there's a better alternative for you in the UK.

Regarding your virgin confession question, you'll have better luck attracting a wider group of women by keeping that to yourself, yes.

That said, there are also reasonably-priced escorts who might help you into your first pussy. Some escorts are real sweethearts and will really make you feel comfortable about the whole experience. The first time isn't the big deal it's made out to be. You'll be fucking more pussy that will be better experiences in time.

All in all, don't sweat it, Anon, and good luck to you!

If they're not fat chicks, I'm not interested.

>>670325873
Yeah and she owes you that favor.

>>670319521
last night.

7 years ago
>Im 24

>>670324600
Same.

>>670319521
More of her?

2 days ago. First time. It was fucking heaven

Saturday morning? Got home around 7am after working night shift.

> get home
> accidentally knock over a box fan and woke her up
> climb in bed
> got an erection
> pressed it between her fat ass thighs
> humped her gap for 5 minutes till she was wet
> flipped her on her knees
> doggy styled for 15 minutes trying to get my nutt

prob gonna fuck her after she gets off work tonight so put me down for today too in 5hrs

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>>670319521
Since forever. I think I just reached social retardation. I was rolling my ass off in the shadiest club last night and I just COULDN'T approach all the sweet girls dancing. A female friend of mine even pointed me some girls who were flirting with me but I just couldn't do it.

When I reach level 30 I will just get an escort or an hero, but this will feel like loosing to live and I will give myself 5 more years to become a non-retard.

>>670319521
five minutes ago

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Last night

somewhere last week

>indonesian fuckbuddy comes over
>greet her at door
>kiss
>go to my battlestation with her
>as usual, pull up some normie youtube shit
>as usual, she starts kissing me and rubbing my crotch
>mybodyisready.jpg
>gives me awesome blowjob
>from all the girls i've had, she literally gives the best blowjobs
>cum buckets
>after a few hours of talking about whatever
>shes horny again
>without thinking I push her on the bed
>fuck her in various positions
>she literally begs me to put it in her ass
>shove my dick deep in there
>fuck her till we both cum
>pull dick out
>covered in shit
>dont care, got laid anyway

Asian chicks look like shit and sound so fucking annoying, but they sure do fuck great. I'm just sticking with her just because of the sex

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>>670339606
Wasn't with my dildo, but i'm sure it looked similar...kinda.

2 days ago and it was shit, dident even cum. Felt like I was fucking a catatonic.

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>>670340236
Kek. Major virgin here, if you didn't cum, how did it end?

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>>670340568
With me pulling out her and just laying in bed listening to music avoiding talking. Apparently she came but I was so not into her that I dident. At least I got my dick sucked.