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>yfw been with a girl for 4 years and never looked her in the eyes when having sex

post sad facts about your sex life
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>>670271439
nigger, get a hooker and stfu
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Never cummed on her glasses that she uses everyday
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>>670271439
The fuck is wrong with you OP

>gf isn't on the pill
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>>670271439
I fucked my step sister when I was 18 and she was 16. I also fucked her best friend. I've been trying to fuck them both at once. It's actually much, much harder than you think. Getting them drunk is out of the question because I just don't like drunk girls.
Nothing about sex is really sad, but my first experience went something like this:

>with gf of 3 months
>start fuckin
>I cum in like 10 minutes
>I love you
>2soon.mkv
>doesn't say it but says "me too"

Luckily she said later she wasn't sure at the time, but that she did end up loving me. Sure knew how to prove it by cheating on me.
Fuggin bitch.
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>>670271439
Whenever I'm about to blow my load gf grabs my head, looks me in the eyes and screams my moms name. True story.
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>>670272232
That's kind of hot bro. Does she dom you or nah?
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>>670271972
I tried and I just don't like what I see there.
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>>670272366
Not really, I think she's just batshit crazy, she once made me stick my toothbrush up her ass and she fukin went to work with it in there. Never gave me a reason.
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>>670271439
no wonder...nice booty..show more of her
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>>670272794
lol
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Where'd you get this photo because my friend sent the same one to me claiming it was someone we know 6 months ago
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>>670271439
I've been living with a girl I met on the internet for 2 years, I'm only 21, and I just realized I still love my ex, a girl I dated for 6 months.

Idk what to do
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My last FF, we never kissed when fucking, shit was weird.
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>>670273760
I got it from 4tshan. Just look at the filename, if it's some random number then it's this site.
I believe your friend was lying or maybe that bitch just looks similar.
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>>670271439
Nah, i just masturbates every days this is the most sad i have for you guys.
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>>670274034
1. change nothing
2. get frustrated as fuck
3. kill yourself
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>>670274289
back in college i used to hook up with a girl that refused to kiss me. ever. she'd fuck me at almost any point, i'd just have to show up, but she was "saving kissing for her future boyfriend" cause it was "too personal"
weird, but oh well. she was pretty hot. i got over it quick
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>>670274034
contact your ex, see if she feels the same way. if she does, get back together with her. if not, dump the girl you're with now and find some new strange pussy that'll keep your mind off of it for another couple years.
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>>670271439
Kitty!
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>>670271439
>post sad facts about your sex life

no sex life
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>>670274893
that frog looks so sad it becomes hilarious!
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>>670271439

>Lose virginity with slutty friend
>hot streak afterward
>fuck 3 other girls
>tried to enter serious relationship with all three
>first is apparently seeing other guys on the side
>tell her I don't fuck with it, I don't share
>leaves me for a different dude way older than her 18, hes 30
>Second girl date for a few months, lies and cheats on me and leaves for him
>begs me to take her back, she made the wrong decision blah blah blah.
>give in, keep dating, leaves me for BS reasons and instantly starts dating someone else, lying slut
>Third girl date for a few months, decide its not clicking.
>Now foreveralone with major trust issues...No sex. I'm fucked.
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>>670275058
save my rare pepe, it's all yours my friend
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>>670271439
>she loves when i eat her out
>i cant stand the taste of her pussy, had a dream about throwing up after tasting it
:/
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>>670271439
Do she live in Beaverton?
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>>670271439

I haven't had sex in over 7 years.
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>>670275132

It's only been like three months since sex. But I'm dying.

I just want to find a girl who I can trust. They're all liars
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>>670271439
I got so sick of other people that I spent the last 8 years getting good at masturbation... and passing up on sex with others, preferring to jerk it to imagining sex with them. Saddest part of it? I really love my sex life now, better than when I was having hot regular sex.
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i had sex with 8 girls in my life and only cum with 2, idk why
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years ago i was sad that i was a virgin
i had sex and was sad that i had not experienced a large variety of girls
fucked a bunch of other girls
sad because not in serious relationship
fucking a girl right now that i used to really like and want to have a relationship now
sad now cause fuck a relationship

so basically now im fucked because i dont think any girl i know is worth the effort of a relationship and i dont really get much from sex now.. i mean.. i texted this girl to come over mid jack off session and once i busted i was like fuck and flaked on her, cause fuck that. my life is so meaningless and everything sucks and even sex cant distract me. oh man
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>>670272794

sounds like you got a cool bitch
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>>670275585
Sex is overrated.
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>>670271972
The last woman I fucked was not on any form of birth control and begged be to raw dog her and "fill me with your cum.". And I did. Fucked her a bunch that weekend and came inside her every single time. Not sorry.
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>>670271439

The last time I had sex was this summer at a slutty music festival where I banged probably twelve different men and women in two and half or so orgies over 3 days on a molly binge.

Haven't been able to get hard with drugs since and I have a fucked up tic probably from all the molly.
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I refuse to fuck, kiss, or in anyway show sexual affection for my gf of 7 years. She got fat and unfuckable. She makes a mess and is a general pig slob. I feel very little other than disgust for her. Why don't I leave? Would love to, we have a kid and we live together. I don't want to lose custody in a court battle and I don't want to be homeless. Coming home from work knowing she'll be there is worst part of my day, everyday.
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>>670272794
lol
Brush or handle ?
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>>670271439
Been dating girl for 2 years
I don't put in any effort into sex anymore
I just lazy fuck her now
I kinda feel shitty but mehh
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>>670275132
3 months is not that long. Actually a break is good for you so you can reconsider some things and regain your trust with women. When you start dating again just ask her if she cheated in the past etc., try to find out how often she lies.

>>670275307
try not to breath when you lick it

>>670275585
this is quite sad. If you are ok with being alone then be it.

>>670276024
Do you fap a lot? If yes, stop. If affects your perception of girls.

>>670276762
Ugh, you need to do something mate. Start with trying to talk to her.
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>>670275307
Then don't. Tell her it smells and tastes funny, and it's her fault. If she wants you to eat it, she had to clean it. If she gets bitchy, ask her if she would eat rotten beef every night because it makes you happy.
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>>670275585

There is really nothing wrong with this. Don't let people make you feel weird because of it.
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>>670271717
fuck, neither do I. why live?
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>>670276192
>Sex is overrated.
True
>>670277070
>this is quite sad. If you are ok with being alone then be it.
Do I win then? ;)
>>670277258
>There is really nothing wrong with this. Don't let people make you feel weird because of it.
I don't... not anymore. I may have a sad sex life, but no drama... no disease... and (most important) NO REPRODUCTION! Oh, and I only need to be concerned with my needs. :)
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>>670277070
I have, I can't let her know everything because muh feelingz. But I've told her exactly why I find her gross and she hasn't made a real effort to change. She won't see a single dollar of my money when I get my actual good job.
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>>670271439
I can see her pussy
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>>670277792
Took me a second, good show lad
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>>670277582
fact that you feel the need to win this thread makes it even sadder and proves you are not completely ok with it. You are addicted to fapping and it is not making you happy. Stop today.
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>>670277929
>Stop today.
NEVER! Muahaha! *fap fap fap*
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Am I the only one who hooks up with a girl but while we are fucking, I'm more excited to get home and jerk off to the thought of her?
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>>670277929
Only half right. Fap a few times a week. Pursue women but don't place them on a pedestal. And remember, MGTOW is a good thing.
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>>670277792
>hot naked chick in pic
>no one gives a fuck
>cat in background
>omg dat holyfuckingshtbbqwtfawesome kitteh!
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>>670278128
another fapping addict. Do you get high before doing so?
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>>670278719
>hot
>naked

Come on now, pick neither
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>>670278719
no
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>last woman I fucked really kind of emotionally messed me up
>decided fuck it, why bother
>now I strictly stick to fatties from tinder
>I've become that guy that wants nothing emotional from women
>all because of some bitch.
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>>670271439
i am a big man, my dick is also big and my girlfriend is small, half asian hald latina. I can't fuck her as much as i would like to because after a while it starts to hurt (to her)
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>>670278719

Who the fuck are you exactly, you dirty nigger? You should probably fill your pathetic life with something else besides the masturbation schedules of other men.
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>tfw 3 years in and you still havent given her an orgasm without reaching into the toy box.
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>>670279285
Pics of you and qt3.14gf
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>>670271439

No sex in over a year. No real appetite either.
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>>670278984
how often do you fap to porn and is that porn a hardcore?
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>>670271439
Sweet feet
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>can have sex several times a day
>cums 4 times in a row
>long distance relationship
>only sex once a month

It is fucking killing me.
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>>670279047
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I've never been able to cum.
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>tfw make awesome eye contact with gf when we fuck, especially when we cum together we stare right into each other's souls while saying dirty shit to each other. Hottest thing ever.


Now the one thing that freaks me out is when she wont stop trying to make eye contact when she's sucking me off.
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>>670280081
get a hobby you gigantic fucking loser, whoever you are with in your relationship must think you are a gigantic drain
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I really only like anal and the thought of having to develop a solid relationship with a girl for weeks or months just to finally stick it in her ass is so much work I've decided to just skip the whole thing. Given up on sex.
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>>670280529
sounds like you just want an excuse to fuck men, thats probably not what you were going for there
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>>670280529
hahahaha fucking more-on
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>>670280529
what is repulsing about pussy? Try to think deeply.
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>>670276719
Good going, if you don't top that this year I'll be mighty disappointed.
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>>670280868
I fuck girls in the pussy but I just like degrading them too much. And it feels awesome. So even though I do it and cum I always wish I was doing the other thing.
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>>670271439
never talked to a girl until almost 18. lost viriginity in threesome with fat dude/no gay. she was fat, pussy smelled like garbage. i dry heaved. i fucked a girl in the ass before i ever kissed one.

35 now, no sex in over 6 years. 25 - 30 was in shitty sexless relationship. im good looking and white, too. life sucks and then you die
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>>670281041
have you been hurt by a woman?
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>>670281348
lol, why don't you take a shortcut?
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>>670281523
you mean suicide? don't tempt me
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>>670281372
fuck you and your gay-ass little thumbnails
kill yourself
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27y, 10month toghether.
I want to fuck every single time with my gf, but I can barely manage to fuck one every week, more frequently once every two weeks.
Longer streak was 45 days off.

I discovered recently that she likes being lightly tied on her wrist. Next time she comes to my home i'm going to tie hands and feet on the chair ( I hope that she enjoys this because I'm going to do this no matter what are her execuses ) and make me begging to stop or until I drown by her wetness...
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i exclusively fuck fat or really old women by choice been with a few hot girls and i just see it as pressure
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> sex is overrated.

Says the beta faggot who can't get laid. Pathetic neckbeard.
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>>670272794
Hahaha, she's a keeper. Just don't piss her off or she'll probably shank you.
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>>670282001
Toplel
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Was in an on and off relationship for like 2 years since i was 16. 18 now. Ex is draining af and is depressed and self harms. Always there for here. Helped clean her up when she cut real bad. As i said always there.

Took about 3 months for us to have sex but did all the other stuff before hand. Sex was good at first we fucked all the time. Shit was cash. In tents, on the floor, in my sisters room etc. She nearly get pregnant one time and she gets a rod in her arm (Its a form of contraception for beta fags). Messes with her hormones and stuff. She wasn't interested and i was fine with it. One time we have sex and she said she felt pressured. Thats probably the worst sexual experience with a side of life story.
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>>670274034
holy shit are you me?
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i'm fucking my girlfriends best friend. Yesterday i fucked my gf before she went to work and then her friend three times. Kinda regret it, but damn...
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>>670271439
>Cheated on gf of 4 years.
>Now almost two years later I'm surprised I haven't killed myself.
>She happy doe got bf right after breakup
>I sad, no girl no lay in last 2 year
>Ex on mind, every other girl stupid
>Jerk off okay for now
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>>670282563
it was that implanon shit wan't it, mine had the same thing for like 7 months before the doc found out she was allergic to it, fucked her all sorts of up
talked her into not using any birth control, because fuck it we wernt having sex anymore and she didn't have any urge then bam all the urge is back again

tl;dr get that shit out of her arm
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>>670271439
dont get blow jobs or anal (she sucks dick but never finished with mouth)
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One minute wonder and can't fix , don't care though.
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>>670283400
not only these but i also last way too long for her and sex is usually cut short :(
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>>670271439
no sex in over 5 years
don't even miss it anymore
whores cost minimum $100 and require several hours to call, set up meet, drive there, etc
wanking is free and done in 15 mins
can't imagine a realistic scenario where I will ever have sex again.
honestly, don't even really care.
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>>670282001
hahah

>>670281625
these are emoticons of /b/
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>>670276024

are you me anon?
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>>670283760

Real girl fuck will let you appreciate how good is wanking yourself!
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>sex life
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What sex life op?
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>>670276762
u know bit I wad this close to live what you are living I almost end up witha for that I live with her for 4 years she got fact and sex was terrible I left her after we when to wacht start wars I was done that night I pick up me shit and left
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>>670275585
my story is the exact same, except only 6 years no sex.
have passed on sex several times during that span.
would literally rather wank than be around other people.
pretty sure I'm going to be a hermit and die alone. it's weird, but I'm cool with that.
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>>670281710

she is fucking someone else you dumb idiot
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>>670284412
Same story as yours except I'm 2 years deep.
I hate talking to women
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guess how much i paid for this girl
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>>670284562
Possible. Or, she might just have shitty sex drive. Hit the eject button either way.
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>>670284594
50 shekles
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>>670284594
Wouldn't pay more than 30$, that face is horrible lol.
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>>670283218
Yeah i know someone else who had it and it fucked up with her weight and shit so thats a no go in further relationships with me. (pfft further relationships)

She can keep it for all i care. Turns out when we broke up just before christmas a guy kissed her and she didn't tell me. Broke up with me a week later and then fucked him or something. As you can see i ain't not cuck fag.
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>>670284925
hi Greg
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>>670284465

Well that crossed my mind, but I HIGHLY doubt it...
One day when I was most suspicious I kept watching her house and no one entered or exited, and she was texting me...

That's the worst part, she is fine with no sex.
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>>670284924
15 bucks, romanian whore
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>>670285029
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>>670285049
Oldfag here. Get out son, get out now. If she's ok without sex now in her twenties shit is gonna get real bad later one.
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>>670271439
she tells me when we girst get together she likes facials in 3years don't think ever purposly even touched my cum yet alone alowed facial
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>>670278128
Take a video with her in doggy or on her belly… many glorious faps later… life's good…
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Am together for 2 and a half years and have had sex 8 times
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>>670274893
awww
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>beta fag, only fucked 2 girls by 23y/o (both fatties, me too)
>met girl
>become couple, wait for her to have std test (I didn't need to, been 'king ages since dick wet) before sex.
>test ok, bang all the time.
>like sleeping in
>she wakes me up one morning before I want to be awake
>say "good grief".
>she gets mad, no more all the time sex
>A Longterm Relationship Appears (married, have a kid)
>now married, sex is about 1/2 months if that.
>don't even mind, can't really stand the smell of her pussy now. Smells like concentrated B/O (in the early days her pussy didn't smell like this, just reg pussy smell, this is maybe the last 6 months).
>at least twice now have had sex where I couldn't even get myself to cum
>I probably jerk off too much, but what are ya gonna do?
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>>670274594
hooker mentality
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I fisted my girlfriend really hard with crisco last night. Not lying. I've always had that as a fetish, but at times it was sort of made me feel really empty and sad. I was like kind of hurting her. Such a strange mix of emotions. Massive boner though.
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>>670285465

Just don't jerk for 1-2 days and keep around a mint candy to eat / insert while licking, best case scenario she will understand, worst case ? it could not be worse than now
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>>670285529
yup, but enjoyed it
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for sad anon's monitoring this thread feeling sorry for themselves, I am a reformed /b/tard and I only come on the chans once every few years to check in on the place and feel superior, but this thread made me have some feels for you all because I was there once. Here is my 10 cents as a /b/tard turned normie, reject it at will.

as a straight male, regular sex with awesome girls is one of the best parts about life. its a fact. Those who have a regular sex life generally are happier, healthier, and more fulfilled with life. If you've been burned in the past it might take a long time to let that go and get back into it, but if you do it right, it will make life 100% better.

Reject body types, reject what type of girl people WANT you to fuck, and find that girl on tinder, at classes in your city, at the bar w/e who actually engages you on a sexual level. Tinder is the easiest way because you can just forget anyone who's too dumb/stuck up to ignore you, but there are many many ways to meet women YOU like. Thats the key here.

Maybe she won't be 9/10, but she'll have good tits and a great MIND and when you do make love, its not just gonna be the porn variety of fucking, it'll be something simple, MESSY, fun, and you will grow as a person in pretty much every way socially once you just enjoy that moment with whatever 5/10 body, 10/10 mind you're getting it on with. The moment you stop looking for that anime tier romance where the whole world conspires to give you this perfect moment of sexy times with the girl who you dream about, REAL LIFE, REAL ROMANCE shows up and takes you on a ride you cannot predict.

98% of the time after you've gone through with this whole having fun, growing, living messy imperfect, broken, life sort of thing, you start banging hotties too because of momentum and confidence that comes from understanding yourself and finding the passion for life again.

cont
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>>670285871
Oh! I left out the bit where she doesn't like oral sex, giving or getting.
She was always a bit meh on blowjobs, and I could make her cum with my tongue, but that also kind of just dried up somewhere along the way.
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There are no facts which I could post...
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>>670286090
>b8
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I think it is true what they say about "use it or lose it."
it is possible to get friendzoned for so long that you completely lose all interest in women.
there was a time when all I wanted was a girlfriend.
now if the cashier at the grocery store say hi to me, I shop somewhere else for a month to avoid her.... just in case
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>>670286103
Fuck that sucks. Been there and done that. You just HAVE to man up and tell shit needs to change or you peace out. Shit will never get better otherwise.

Is she on any meds? Anti-depresents?
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>>670286391
you are b8. Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to listen.
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>>670286090

we are a social species that thrives on connection, and there is just simply not a greater way to connect with another human than getting it on and enjoying it as a coming together of two fully realized conscious entities who want to share in a little bit of love. It's the most precious yet most surface level act on the planet in a way, and the moment you overthink it, you're reducing what could be yours into this thing to constantly search for.

dont let the society you grew up in, (assuming western values here) teach you that loving, stable relationships of any type (fwb, monogamy, polygamy) cannot be attained and enjoyed on a daily to weekly basis.

Fucking raise your power level /b/, turn casual sex and great connections with girls of all types into the thing you do instead of masturbating. I guarantee you that you can do it anon, and I guarantee it is more fun.
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>>670282422
this
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>>670286090
>>670286556
saved, not sure if I should put this in my cringe or feels folder
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>>670286103
>>670286446

Knowing this I agree with him...
stand up or shallow it
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Two words:

>coconut oil
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>>670286556
>full blown autism
>kill urself pls
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>>670286443

in terms of the sexual drive gone fully dormant, this is an actual thing as well, and it is also a fake it till you make it type of situation. Assuming interest, which you should have, going out to a bar for a night and hitting on girls en mass can be a great way to reboot the system. it doesnt happen immediately, but a few days after trying you'll feel the engines firing up again. Just gotta get in the face to face time with the qt's :)

i found the moment i bonded with a girl over something i was interested in, i also started thinking how cool it was that we liked a thing mutually and how much cooler that fact is if my p was in her v, roll with it! :D
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>>670286767
def cringe this nigga went full retard
>mfw i read that autism
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>>670286446
She sure is!

She was on them when we met, didn't seem to have much influence. I believe she's changed meds since, but I couldn't tie a specific change in her drugs to a change in our sex life.

I don't disagree with you, but I'm unlikely to do anything because I'm chronically afraid of change. I basically allowed myself to end up in a situation I should have seen coming (if I'm drunk enough to be honest, did see coming) because getting married and having a kid (and now we're back home living with my mum to save money for a house [nb. great relationship with mum, this isn't a negative]) was the thing everyone expected of me, and by doing so now I avoid the expectations and quips and so forth.

On the upside, the my kid is super fucking awesome and getting even more so by the day. I can see why people would break up when their kids are a bit older though (ie. when they're teenagers and little shits you don't want to have to deal with).

I'm not posting this because I want anyone to help me fix it btw, I know what I need to do, I'm just not likely to do it (also because I couldn't handle if she took my kid away)
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>>670286767

thx anon, /b/ still ruined me for life so i can't help with the autism, but i hope you feels a little truth in there.

Sex is just a simple fun thing for me now, and yeah it goes deeper with some of the more special people you meet but i won't even start on that topic because most of the autists here are so hung up on that part that it would do no good
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>Have none because the girl I met on 4chan six years ago and I started banging in October after I dumped the girl of three years whose eyes I never looked into during sex.
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>>670287008
>>670286856

i genuinely hope you two are living lifes as great as i am so you can call me on the feelsie hippy bullshit proper, i'm never gonna unautist myself from my time spent on /b/, but god damn the IRL life is a sweet one :D

see ya in a few years /b/
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>posts on a confessions thread
>talks about uplifting advice
>has nothing to confess

This is supposed to be confessions. Don't understand all of the uplift. Are these bait memes that I don't understand because I'm a new fag? No one knows who you are, you can at least start with a confession. Nobody to impress. Unless your Siddthartha himself preaching literal enlightenment to the masses.
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>>670271439
i am a cuck and am afraid to tap into it but that deprives me of happiness. i want to embrace my inner manlet, but my fucking physique makes me feel straight because the bitches love me
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My sex life is like ferrari. I don't have one.
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>>670287316
>>670287511
thanks bruh
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>>670287756

This made my day!
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>>670287301
I WAS you 10 years ago. We had a shitty and toxic relationship that woulda ended eventually anyway so I had to escape. Hope it doesn't happen to you but it if it does you can survive. Shit if I can ANYONE can.
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>>670271439
>gf has hairy cunt
>like not even trimmed, its pure jungle down there
>doesnt want to try anal
>doesnt like deepthroating
>still love her :(
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Long distance, means sex 3 days a month..
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>>670288207
Thanks /b/ro.
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My boyfriend is pretty much entirely gay.
He faps every time I leave but never wants to have sex anymore.
He has a perfect sissy boy body and an adorable face witch I find really sexy.
We sleep in the same bed together every night.
It is torture.
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>>670279601
its not your fault bro, orgasms happen in your head, if she cant get one its her problem.
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>>670288695
can we see your tits?
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I'm a 23yo haven't had sex since 19
On swim team at university
Hit by drunk driver
Kicked of swim team because in rehab
McDonald's becomes my best freind Because I don't have dine pass at university and living with parents who are jews and don't give me money for food
Gained 380 lbs since than
Its 2016
Talking to bombshell
Somthing is gunna happen soon
Lost 100/560 lbs since we started talking
Still have more fat than dick
Things are getting intense
Trying to delay making out because it gives me more time to lose weight
Don't want to lose her
Also don't want to only be able to put 4 and a half inches of dick in vagina and make her think I'm bad at sex
I'm fucking scared
I'm fucking scared
I am so fucking scared
The time I have spent with her is why I wake up.
I don't even want to have sex with her unless it will make her happy.
I hope I can lose another 100 lbs before April because I'm going to chiraq and I want to take her with me.
Maybe something will happen then
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>>670280162
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>>670288819
I mean
I have a kik
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I'm 27 and never even been kissed by a girl, let alone anything else.
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>>670288894
what is it?
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>>670288769
G O L D
O
L
D
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>>670289109
am I the only one who feels this faggotry needs to stop?
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Y'all need to man up, or find some drugs.
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>>670288894
or you can add me
I'm gear bio (without the space)
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me and my boyfriend have been together 2 and a half year and i dont remember when i had a dick in my pussy more then 5 minutes

i thought ''cum to fast'' was cute until i met him
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>>670289255
nice dubs, add some frosting by posting tits
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Went from having sex twice a week with randoms for some years to not having sex with anyone for almost 6 months now..
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>>670271439
ilyanna?
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>>670289161
no, me2
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>Dont have sex
>want it bad
>Get sex
>wondered why I wanted it so bad (even if the sex was amazing)

never ending cycle brahs
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>>670289794
hahahahaha, fuck yeah
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>>670275132
Dude, you're giving to much thought and time to this.
You should have left the first chick not the other way around.
2nd chick,If someones a cheater, always a cheater, move on don't look back.
3rd chick reasonable, if you dont feel a connection why waste anymore time go look for someone else.
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>>670285995
Hot! Moar! .. and story..
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>>670289938
b...but I don't want to hurt her... I don't want to be a bad person... I don't want her to hate me.
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>on and off relationship from 4-13
>pretty scarring
>my mother raped me in exchange for chocolates
>next relationship 15-18
>better but still draining
>she was my 40 yo health teacher
>relationship 19-21
>early thirties grad student
>now dating my 15 yo stepdaughter

To all the people who are anti sex. You have to understand its all just a journey. You just have to chill out and relax. I only log on here like once every 3 years so I can put some sense into some of these sorry cases. IRL life is real. Take it from me just take it easy and be intimate with people. It's just that easy
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