tits or gtfo

LMAO YOURE LIKE 12 GO BACK TO PLAYING HASBROS FAMILY GAME NIGHT ON THE WII

>>670268428
timestap w/ tits or gtfo

>>670268428
>filename

Kek

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>>670268428

Cool story bro

Tits or gtfo

>hey guys I'm trolling the 4chan
>hey guys?
o ya, you're alone and 100% a fat guy

>>670268428
tits or it didnt happen

shitb8

>>670268428
> ps3 controller
> calls itself a gamer
> kys

only female whose not suppose to be in the kitchen you fuckin burned the pasta

>>670268428
lol ur fucking 12-13 what are u playing, if ur not playing wow then gtfo

nice bunny ears "rawr"
kys whore

Feggit please, no one asked for your saltiness. Tits or GTFO feminazi(BTW im a guy gamer and prob look better that your jock in a sock).

>>670270475
Those are cat ears, op I know females play video games so what's so special about you...

>>670268428
Well good for you. I hate neckbearded no life's as well.

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fake nerd whores are so annoying

how i long for the days when games were uncool

Tits or gtfo

So what's the topic we are ranting about?

tits or gtfo

Inb4 100 replies to this copy pasta

>>670268428
BUSUMS OR BEGONE!

>>670268428
This makes me wish I had a dick.

>>670268428
Le stale pasta posted 6+ times a day

found the newfag

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>>670268428

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>>670268428
Ouch

OHHHH SNAPPPPPPP< BIIIIITES

404 incomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>670273367
You're going to get devoured alive, little lamb. GG.

>>670268428
Not a "gamer guy" but what do you gain from acting like a girl? You have to be some fat greasy fuck sitting behind his monitor jacking off to mlp porn or something equally cringe inducing to act like a twelve year old gamer girl. You might be "trolling" but everybody's laughing at you, OP. You took the time out of your day to act like something you aren't on an anonymous board just to beg for attention from people you don't know. People you'll never know. I've always assumed that this was due to the OP being extremely low on the social totem pole so you come here to escape from your sad reality and shit post on /b/. You know that if people acknowledge you, you're happy. Regardless if they hate you or not. What kind of social reject welcomes hatred with open arms?
What kind of person turns to verbal abuse for affection?
Did you get beat up by your mom for yelling at her again?
I could never wrap my head around you shitposters but really hope you can take the time to wrap your mouth around the head of a pistol. Seriously, kill yourself. You've probably contributed nothing to society. Please kill yourself.

>>670273367
What's wrong with being a man in the kitchen fucking life skills I can feed myself females who can't cook for themselves are just fuck toys

>>670273606
>being this new

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>>670268428
femanons are a myth

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Ayy lamo

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>>670273680
>>670273606

>>670268428
Hey dick! considering i did 20 years doing communications in the army.... do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from? and what fucking servers are bouncing the fucking signals from? by deconstructing the motherfucking source code? i bet your freaken old school. using a damn crystal ball and rabbits foot right? screw off.

>>670268428

TITS OR GTFO.

>>670268767
best comment ever

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>>670268428

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>>670268428
Good day m'lday phaps you would allow me to make the sandwich for you?

>>670269831
You filthy PC gamer...

>>670268428

this is some really shit bait, get out, try again later.

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This shit post worked surprisingly well.

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>>670268428
Pic related

>>670268428
That's not how you use a gamepad love

>>670273983
That's not me but really nothing wrong with know how to cook

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>>670273954

>>670274296
Peasant confirmed.
Get on our lvl lad 60fps>30 fps

>>670274542
Lurk more newfag

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>>670268428
And your point?

This is bait. Do a reverse image search. Stop commenting and let this thread die.

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>>670274296

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>tfw my bf doesnt take me out to dinner as much as he should
>tfw i have to pay for some of it, because he never has enough money
>tfw he never has enough money to give me so i can buy the clothes i want
>tfw my bf doesnt shower me with gifts all the time
>tfw my bf says im not allowed to flirt with other guys
>tfw he doesnt give me massages as much as he should
>tfw he sometimes makes me to do HIS housework
>tfw he constantly tells me to get a job
>tfw he thinks i should cook for him
>tfw he has a small penis (5 inch)
>tfw he cant satisfy me
>tfw he has driven me to cheat and fuck someone else regularly

why are men so useless at everything, and generally cunts?

Is this all it takes to be an oldfag now?

>>670269831
im pretty sure thats ps2

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>>670274647
>still thinks consoles don't run 60 fps

>>670274961
I'm sorry

>>670274961
Fucking iphone user

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>>670268428


Home School Movement Needs Metal Detectors, Says Pat Robertson

Biff Scuzzy , 15.11.2005 23:47

VIRGINIA BEACH, Vir. - Calling the shooting deaths of Michael and
Cathryn Borden "the home schooling movement's very own Columbine,"
televangelist Pat Robertson urged parents who home school their
children to install metal detectors in their houses.

The Bordens, both 50, who home schooled each of their five children,
resided near the Amish-country village of Lititz, Pennsylvania. Early
Sunday morning David G. Ludwig, 18, who had been dating the Bordens'
fourteen-year-old daughter, Kara Beth, shot and killed her parents
over a curfew dispute.

"We can no longer afford to assume every home schooled pupil walks
with Jesus in his heart," said Robertson. "The presence of a metal
detector in the Bordens' home might have prevented this tragedy."

After fleeing the school-slash-scene-of-the-crime, David Ludwig and
Kara Beth Borden headed west. The subjects of an amber alert, they
were apprehended by police in Belleville, Indiana.

As every home schooled teenager knows, Belleville is the site of the
house where Benjamin Harrison (1833-1901), the twenty-third president
of the United States (1889-1893), accepted the Republican Party's
nomination for the presidency in 1888 and lived until his death.

Indiana police said they were not permitted to question Borden
because she is only fourteen. Therefore, they don't know whether she
was abducted by Ludwig or was his willing companion.

Kimberly Soze, 15, writing on a blog forum dedicated to the
Christian rock group Pillar, said: "like i dont think k. beth wuld
have any reason to go along, y'know . . . after all, schul was all
ready canceled . . ."

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>>670274845
Yup Newfag just lurking

>>670268428
So in other words, there's no reason any of us would give a flying fuck about you.

> Using gender to whore for attention.

>>670268592
This ^^^
But only the second part.

Stupid cunt or successful troll.

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>>670274950

Saints dicks from hell, that's a real shrimp! This is not a fucking
soup, a whole plate of the highest instances of cancers, poddipa
crustaceans, such as arthropods! While reading your hachkelisty
TaPL, ohuevaya of operational semantics, programmers python eat for
breakfast the whole, her mother, a plate of this taxonomy!
Hachkelichty cowardly run away in horror, reyfag locked himself in
the bathroom, Zefirova pinned rod and threw Dushkin programming and
went to the country to breed rabbits seeing these infernal shrimp!
And the only real brutal male, not writing a python can hawala them
as if nothing had happened! One such shrimp, even half enough chtoyb
any woman began to flow, because it's prawns, shrimps for kings
Python northern warriors, rulers, damn, snakes, and here their
whole, damn, dish. Fucking cum dragon, I'm ready to suck the OP-but
right now, for the fact that he posted this picture of the risen
from the depths of the sea precursors Ragnarok, which Titina python
hawala for breakfast! At our office has all turned sour soup, and
our boss has put water in front of the monitor charge, said that her
children will be treated for constipation and enuresis, and pipes
cleaned.

>>670268428
Personally, I know for a fact girl gamers exist. I also know girl gamers are fewer in number (relatively speaking). Mature gamers don't give a crap about gender, save for males who want to gain said female's favor by treating the "girl gamer" nicer. Girl gamers often pretend to be male to avoid the trolls. Male gamers often pretend to be female gamers to get that special help from lady-loving veterans of the game.

You're a gamer girl, nice.

Idon'tcare/10

Also tits or gtfo

>>670275166
Consoles don't run a staple fps of 60 especially @ 1080p

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>>670276176

>>670275998

Why on earth do you have that image saved?

>>670268428
Tits or gtfo

>>670276487

>>670274647
>60fps
Kek. Try 120fps. It's so nice

>>670268428
3 words
>cringe
>bait
>tits

>>670274544
Fuuuu

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>>670276355

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here
for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In
an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a
blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal
stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking
something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up
all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.
Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like
you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to
throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are
having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into
reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.
It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these
glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it
comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral
righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all
around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to
go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take
rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who
makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to
swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to
this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's
mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass
with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

fucking bitch fuck off

>>670276486
>reply to your own post
>off by 1
>how even

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>>670276382
Just for you....... and >>670276486

0/5 bait

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>>670276621

>>670274961
That hashtag
Kek

>>670276621
>but allow me to play doubles advocate here
Do you perchance mean "devil's advocate"?
If not, WTF are you talking about?

>>670276382
Also, there's this..... >>670276621

>>670277080
he got le dubs

we 4chan now boys
Or are you fucking retarded anon?

>>670277080
Dude. Read the hole thing.

>>670277329
Where do you see doubles, piss bucket?

Tits or gtfo.

Of course you ticking exist, retard, everyone plays games now.

>>670268428
stale pasta faggot

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>>670277329
Like I have to explain anything to you, big boy.

>>670268428
old and gay copypasta

>>670274531
That comment is incredibly cringey.

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>>670277500
>ticking exist
I do. Every day.

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Titty

Could you, nigger please, you suck. Stop but make and stole. Lynch
me. Fuck! And cumming fellatio freedomz, thus ejactulate nigger
Leonard. Conquer! Bomb! Sincerely mfw bitches cummed Oliver. Your
preassurecooker national, therefore 9/11 rape shouldn't
antidisestablishmentarianism frequent 9/11. Snowden freedom with
soogemonger. Pewpewpew! Rin-a-ding-dong! I, illuminati, love die
anally kill. Grabbed Obamacare constitution Jihad pirate neonazi
niggers. Michelle 4chan Tsarneav fleshlight tard-sneks you. Michelle
the Terrorism dirty is swaggardly dick. Michelle queer futanari
hemoglobin nigger.

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>>670278997

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Dear Dominatrix beautiful,the automatic transmission mechanic.

Misinformed Adolf faggot nigger, Juden heil Genocide. Nevertheless,
Nazi dyke Jew! How Weltschmerz benis luber? Cunt onto horsefucker m8
Mazel tov! Become anal-adventures, Adolfified k?ferpresse doge
manner. Butthurt torpedoge so that zweibr?cken Judenfresse Ireland
well.

Nigger gigger thee negerpik Merkelm?se snacker spaghetti.
Luftwaffen SS stroeble horse cocks Heinrich Himmler Auschwitz,
thanks Doge. Nat?rlich, besides was Ficken Sich moldy nigglet hairy
cunt. Rammstein in Bratwurst jews semen/Jemen clerks. Currywurst
Jewish burning jew-tastic Fahrenheit.

Vine juice zwarte-piet, also Splooge 4:20 butthole sensation.
Painis remove appeasement kanker, fartsniffing Terrorists
Ausrottung. Paranoia is Pok?mon n00dz, LSD Greece debts CIA
monnieplz. Europe are Aryan anal hillbilly. Therefore, because Xenu
brings is Gordon Freeman. Auschwitz however, spunkgargle chaos
niggers finally. Riots gorgeous dear murder Boxxy 2pac shibe.

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Tits or Gtfo

>>670268428
anyone have sauce on this "gamer" girl?

>>670268428
Tits or gtfo. Stupid bitch

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>>670268428
Shoot-out to TLOU pvp peepholes

Watch your asses!

I know pretty girl gamers exist. My cousin is one, she likes Call of Duty and GTA, but she's very dumb and is a stoner, and also very skinny. Like everyone makes fun of her for it.

>>670281294
gimme her numba

>>670281400
No cause she's underaged and you're probably some fat creeper.

Op is probably one of those "gamer girls" that sucks at every game and rages everytime she gets killed

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>>670281528
...how did you know?

>>670268428
Tits or gfto

>>670281811
top kek

>>670281537
had a girlfriend seriously almost break up with me when i stole a star from her in mario party. She had never been that upset.

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do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life

FUCK OFF!

>>670282102
timestamp bitch

>>670282102
I really fucking hope you are being ironic, /b/ro

>>670282102
DOUBLE BOBANDY POWERRRRRRR

>>670281811
Disgusting

>>670271706
This was the last reply when I saw this thread originally, but you called it. I can't believe the amount of autism in this thread right now.

>>670269831
It's ps2 no connect button thing in the middle. If ya kno wat I'm sayin

>>670282102
kill yourself faggot this is /b/

>>670282102
In real life women are afforded extra attention because they have tits.
Women get used to that and think that simply mentioning that they are a woman will get them the same attention on the internet but we can't see their tits over the internet unless she posts a picture of them.

If she posts tits, we will give her the extra attention that we don't give to other random yahoos on the internet.
It's pretty simple really, and fair.

Now, tits or GTFO.

>>670282464
Preach.

>>670268428
>Says she's a gamer
>Uses a game system
kek

>>670268428
Tits or gtfo

>>670282102
You really don't understand, do you?

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Face it men, you are all misogynists. Every single one of you views women as sexual objects whose mind and body you wish to fully dominate, so that she becomes nothing but your plaything.

You hate intelligent women. You can't stand the sight of a female scientist. You can't stand the sight of a female athlete. You can't stand the sight of a strong, muscular woman that is able to defend herself. You don't respect women. You hate women.

Elliot Rodgers is the prototypical man, who lashes out against the world when he fails to get what he wants. Men are unable to be happy with lowered expectations. Most men never mature beyond their 20s, and become depressed when they are unable to dominate others around them.

You all need to check your male privilege. It is alive and well, and abhorrently apparent on /b/.

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>>670268428
why are you here?
do you want our attention?I know you didn't come here to change anyone's mind

that's is about as pointless as the Hilary Clinton campaign

>>670268428
U R just a little attention whore. Nothing else just a kiddo wanting some attention. Go back to elementary you lil shiet

>>670274269
kek

>>670282464
/thread

If you want to be treated like a guy, just don't talk about muh sexism but instead about games, fandoms or whatever you like or hate

>>670282102
You just named the sole purpose of tits or GTFO, congrats for understanding our rules. Now oblige by them.

>>670282990
>>670282442
>>670282918

>>670282812
You're bad at pretending to be a girl.

It takes more then senseless hate and acting purely on emotion, you also have to use terrible grammar and spelling.

>>670282102
Tits or GTFO!

>>670282918
falling for the copy-pasta-bait-troll-cancer...

>>670282812
anon sux my cock pls

It's alright OP, but just please don't play dota, girls can't play dota.

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>>670269458
Dem first two lines

>>670282102
Show us your tits, randy.

I'm a girl gamer
But I'm fat, have acne and am socially retarded.

>>670268428
weather true or not doesn't matter, the fact you came here to say this proves you're just a fucking degenerate oxygen thief.

>>670276897
it's so ironic that it's on the back of an iPhone too

>>670272328
>filename
or a filthy jap

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>>670274269

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the bait is real

>>670285698
h-hey anon

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Try harder fag

Post a pic of your pinky touching your ear.

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>>670275454

>>670282102
tits or GTFO!

>>670268428
>Yes, we do fucking exist
INB4: Bait
What's your fucking point?
also: TOGTFO

>>670274961
Shoeonhead
10/10 cummies love that girl

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>>670275454
>>670286428
>>670275454

How big do you think that guys dick is?
Holy Shit

>>670286873
Nice try, Jewish skeleton

>>670268428
nope you're a bloke

>>670287133
Lol what's this from anon can I save it?!

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>>670287220
How can you not trust a question?

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>>670268428
>tits or GTFO

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NIGGER !

>>670268428
I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is violated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.

For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?

Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD."

Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.

>>670268428

>No I won't show you my tits

GTFO

Fucksake, you are on /b/. There is a whole rest of the internet for you to attention whore yourself.

>These many replies to a 100 year old copypasta.