Best of 4chan thread
>>670258283
holy shit
>>670260029
God damn. That's actually really sad.
>>670260373
my sides have vanished
>>670257981
>best of 4chan
>garbage shit
>>670262396
please wise anon show us what is not garbage shit
>>670257981
I don't know if anyone's uploaded it yet but in another thread that's ongoing right now, I got triples and then I got doubles and then I got double 18's, one after another!! Imagine someone's gonna upload it any time now but wanted to get in there first anyway : D
>>670264413
obligatory
>>670264488
sides
>>670263403
> : D
THIS IS NOW RAID THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofX-_9cyto
>>670260029
That punchline though.
>>670265271
retarded.
like yourself.
>>670265488
and to think i shared a rare pepe with you
>>670265736
You think I give any. flying. fuck?
>>670258283
>the dog died for our sins
>>670258790
10 out of 10
Personal Favorite
>>670263403
Has anyone uploaded it yet at all guys?
>>670266082
you must be new here friend
sounding seriously underage
>>670266439
You both sound like stupid niggers
>>670260029
God bless you /b
>>670266439
Been here since 2014, I am an old fag.
Dumbass.
>>670266439
Wrong, so wrong. I wish I was new so I wouldn't have to know the comparison to what /b/ actually used to be about.
This thread has epitomised to me perfectly what /b/ has become, this thread is full of new generation kids with no substance about them. This thread, for any actual long time 4chan user (not even gonna play your game by using the expression), sums up how /b/ has changed. It's full of people just like you. You've ruined /b/ and you're also part of the wider problem - you're a sheep, you've got nothing about you. You're the fucking Kanye West, Kardashians, Jersey Shore, American Idol, fast food, synthetic drugs, over-medicated fucks of this world, your focus is askew, you're secret wet dream is to have your own reality show and to walk, talk and act like a bad a$$ rap gangst@rr. You SnapBack cap wearing, MMA wannabe, tattoo sleeve fuck boys that are destroying society.
>>670266439
I've been here since school got out this afternoon. I'm an oldfag XXDDDDDDD le fuck you!
>>670267060
>2014
>oldfag
>>670267116
>crying about /b/
Do you even go outside?
>>670265271
Raiding a youtube video? You guys are complete faggots
>>670267060
>2014
>Oldfag
>>670267060
Wrong, so wrong. I wish I was new so I wouldn't have to know the comparison to what /b/ actually used to be about.
This thread has epitomised to me perfectly what /b/ has become, this thread is full of new generation kids with no substance about them. This thread, for any actual long time 4chan user (not even gonna play your game by using the expression), sums up how /b/ has changed. It's full of people just like you. You've ruined /b/ and you're also part of the wider problem - you're a sheep, you've got nothing about you. You're the fucking Kanye West, Kardashians, Jersey Shore, American Idol, fast food, synthetic drugs, over-medicated fucks of this world, your focus is askew, you're secret wet dream is to have your own reality show and to walk, talk and act like a bad a$$ rap gangst@rr. You SnapBack cap wearing, MMA wannabe, tattoo sleeve fuck boys are destroying society and this board.
Fuck off back to where you came from and take all your dick head friends with you.
>>670267335
Yeah, thats when /B/ was created, idiot!
>>670266658
agreed
>>670267060
bad sarcasm is bad
>>670267116
>being this new
>showing weakness on /b/
>>670267360
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
republican: abrahamic religion ftw
isis: abrahamic religion ftw
republican: fundamentalists
isis: fundamentalists
republican: homophobes
isis: homophobes
republican: women should be sex slaves and make food for their man
isis: women should be sex slaves and make food for their man
republican: women should cover themselves
isis: women should cover themselves
republican: antisemites
isis: antisemites
republican: pro guns
isis: pro guns
republican: supports death penalty
isis: supports death penalty
republican: loves war
isis: loves war
republican: against education
isis: against education
republican: against science, because the devil or jews or something
isis: against science, because the devil or jews or something
republican: creationists
isis: creationists
republican: other religions are the breed of satan and must be exterminated
isis: other religions are the breed of satan and must be exterminated
republican: fuck everyone else
isis: fuck everyone else
I could go on. But republicans are basically muslim.
Let's summon candleja
>>670267539
>>670267116
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo...
>>670267499
go back to redd1t my friend
thx
>>670264196
Lolwut
>>670267499
>you're secret wet dream
>>670267943
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.....
>>670267756
wow did you reAlly take the time to type all that out faggot? literally no one believes u...
just get out of /b/
>>670265736
ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FUCKING RAID. WHEN YOU LEAVE /b/ YOU ARE NO LONGER ANONYMOUS.
ALL that raiding does is establish a link with the disgusting identity-saturated world that exists outside of 4chan.
A person doing, referencing, or talking about things that belong inside /b/ while outside is just an idiot. We are all fucking idiots here, but because we are ALL anonymous and ALL acting randomly we create something WONDERFUL, something that is not just a bunch of random crap but EVERYTHING, and because we have no identity here each and every one of us owns the ENTIRE sum of our efforts.
What you people are doing is NOT anonymous, you are no longer anonymous, you are "anonymous from /b/" you get an identity, you may call yourselves anon BUT YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS!
YOU DO NOT TAKE /b/ WITH YOU! The environment which transforms random acts into enlightenment is NOT THERE, you do nothing but make yourselves look stupid and POTENTIALLY THREATEN OUR FUTURE.
Many of you do not even understand what /b/ is. You have come here too late and where absorbed into this newbie raiding culture. At first it started small, but then my mom got scared. She sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, its license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror. That is more or less harmless. BUT YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING IT. We should not have started, WE DID NOT KNOW IT WOULD HAVE TO KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER.
ALREADY THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS ARE BEING FELT! Look around you; it's now around seven or eight and we've dispatched the cabbie; finally, we have a chance to sit on our thrones as princes of bel-air. mock-fighting is now turning into real hostilities.
/b/ IS NOT AN INTERNET POWER, we are a STATE OF MIND. There is no /b/ army, there is no /b/-'anything', there is only /b/ and anonymous
>>670267943
I wish I was a secret wet-dream *blushu* *blushu*
>>670267795
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.......
>>670268292
You're my secret wet dream, Anon.
>>670268191
: O
>>670266208
I actually read this entire thing. Underrated post, this is.
>>670267060
>>670267735
We never talk about candleja
Hi can I ask an experienced person here 2 things?
> Number 1, how do you do that green writing thing?
> Number 2, how can I contact the hacking group Anonymous?
>>670261362
Top kek, I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
>>670268791
>Number 1, suck ur moms dick
>number 2, suck ur dads dick
/B/ros I love you
>>670267735
>>670268774
You retards, you actually have to say "Candlejack" before he kidna
>>670268191
>b8
> being this new
I don't know which it is, but it's worth a facepalm all the same.
>>670268791
∆
∆ ∆
You have to triforce first faggot
>>670268791
Omg!!! I just did it!!!
> test
> green writing test
>test
<test
>bold test
>italic test
>Final Fantasy 7
>>670258855
>>670262396
>accuses us of posting garbage
>doesn't realize he's just a cynical faggot
wew lad
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
>>670269034
What does that mean mate? Like in Zelda?
>>670258855
>that reply wall is so intimidating donald trump calls it senpai
>>670269328
No, like in the piccolo of time
>>670263052
God rekt those faggots.
>>670269567
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo........
>>670269706
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
>>670268908
Well obviously my mum doesn't have a d*ck and my dad's dead, so thanks! Dick head.
>>670269933
What's that mean mate? I'm not really up on my history to be honest bud.
What's your asl too btw? I'm Mike, 19, Chester, UK. What times is there? It's 7:42am here lol : )
>>670270051
1. Dig up dear old dad
2. Cut embalmed cock off dad
3. Attach embalmed cock to mom
4. ????
5. PROFIT
Anon and Madeline. Never forget.
>>670270226
>>670268619
calm down, yoda
fat fuck
>>670270304
You're disgusting mate, also my dad died at sea so I couldn't even do that even if I wanted to. Also even if I could, or got another willy off someone else, there's no guarantees my mum would even want me to do that anyway. Stupid idea from a stupid bloody idiot twat.
>>670270374
I'm 19, male, UK Chester and I'm called Mike. I've got a permanent job (basically a job for life) cleaning at a nursing home in wrexham, so you could say I'm successful too : D
What's your snapchat please mate? Do you ever play computer games too?
>>670270910
Serving L. Ron Hubbard must've been an honor.
>>670271111
>1111
>>670271111
I like Candy Crush
>>670271578
I don't want this to sound weird but I really hate that game, I don't want you to take it as a personal insult but I do think a lot less of you for liking it already. I'll let you off though because you've got a cool guitar : D
What's your name anyway mate? Do you use snapchat? Or just email if you want?
>>670271434
Haha four 1's, cool! : D
>>670271832
My name's Randy Bobandy. Yeah, give me your email.
Why's everyone stopped posting "best of 4chan" stuff? We can just make this thread a "general get-to-know" chat instead if everyone wants?
Has anyone ever been to the UK before and did you like it? It's cold isn't it in comparison to everywhere else in the world lol
Thanks for the pictures /b/! this is going straight to /r/4chan!
You just made me LE INSTANT GOLD :D:D
>>670272197
Kill yourself
>>670272197
Reddit is le gay, try 9gag bro, that's where the dankest memes be at
>>670272067
Okay cool mate, my email's [email protected]
Can message me whenever you want because I've got notifications for emails on my iPhone so I'll know the second it comes through and message back. Even if I'm asleep I'll make sure I do because I'm a really light sleeper and I always have my phone full volume next to my head at night in case anyone wants to get in touch.
Are you going to email me now please?
Also, don't want this to sound weird, but are we friends now?
>>670272197
>>670272340
>>670272369
Hey hey lads, there's no need to be rude to him, he's just being friendly.
Hiya mate, I'm quite new here too btw so you can talk to me just normally and I won't be rude like them lol
What's your asl mate? What's reddit too?
>>670272461
yeah, we're friends now. I can't email you now, my dad needs his macbook back. You can chat me at DinoRAWR on AIM if you want. LATERZ XXXDXDXDXDD
>>670272869
Yesss!! Thanks Randy I'll speak to you soon then buddy haha (or should I say kek haha)
: D
>>670261675
It's depressing that there's no ending
>>670272927
Sorry mate I don't think we're doing best of 4chan now in this thread - it's just a general chat/make friends thread now, we've decided. Can you go and do that someone else please?
>>670273233
hownu.ru
>>670273346
I'm an oldfag, I've been here since 2014. How about you, newfag?
>>670273346
Alright mate, what do you want me to do with that link? Should I copy it into my url search bar thing at the top, then click return?
>>670273500
Anime is so gay, why do people always post this shit here?
>>670273529
Wrong, so wrong. I wish I was new so I wouldn't have to know the comparison to what /b/ actually used to be about.
This thread has epitomised to me perfectly what /b/ has become, this thread is full of new generation kids with no substance about them. This thread, for any actual long time 4chan user (not even gonna play your game by using the expression), sums up how /b/ has changed. It's full of people just like you. You've ruined /b/ and you're also part of the wider problem - you're a sheep, you've got nothing about you. You're the fucking Kanye West, Kardashians, Jersey Shore, American Idol, fast food, synthetic drugs, over-medicated fucks of this world, your focus is askew, your secret wet dream is to have your own reality show and to walk, talk and act like a bad a$$ rap gangst@rr. You SnapBack cap wearing, MMA wannabe, tattoo sleeve fuck boys are destroying society and this board.
Fuck off back to where you came from and take all your dick head friends with you.
>>670260373
This kind of shit happens everyday on /brit/, I fucking hate britbongs
>>670273622
Sorry mate we're not doing best of 4 chan now in here, just ignore him please because he's not following the rules. Don't encourage him basically please.
>>670260029
>>670260633
I died XD
>>670273688
This is a transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The transcipt of the Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval operations on the 10th october 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship, I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: Number One, I say again, divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees noth. Thats one five degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
>>670273622
>Anime is so gay
>saying this about what is literally gay porn
>>670273622
>complaining about anime on a website created to discuss anime
ISHYGDDT
>>670273894
Haha when did this happen? XD
>>670273895
The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
>>670274052
beito desu ka?
>>670274422
edgy you nignog
>>670274432
What? I only speak english?
>>670260029
this isn't a feels thread
>>670258561
Fucking 10/10 topkek
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bush did 9/11
>>670275347
>that moment when you realize trannys have a bigger cock than you
>>670260029
now i feel bad
>>670275571
We know
>>670264637
i refuse to believe this, he's just latching onto somebody elses story and doctored the itunes page to look real
>>670266208
wow that was legendary, on the most pathetic level possible
>>670258855
underrated/10
>>670264196
You niggers have nothing on me.
>>670276996
rip my sides
>>670275571
Get cancer and die painfully fgt
>>670264196
>>670276996
Don't speak too soon
>>670278521
pffft george ain't got nothing on shrek
>>670277845
fucking creative anons.
>>670263997
My sides are absolutely obliterated! I have honestly not laughed that hard maybe ever!
>>670278521
>>670276996
Are you guys making this shit or did you just look it up?
>>670279449
>siendo nuevo este
>คีร่พำๆๆ
>ง/ไไ พจs ศห ใมsiฎe j๐฿
>ไีพัดตึึ
>>670277845
>>670266208
This was the first ever historical thread I was in. I'll never forget this one.
>>670267735
>>670268774
ITT: people who can't even summon Candlejack correc
Any anons got that one about the guy fapping in the locker room at work? Then anon broadcasted it over the radio?
>>670265699
>>670272067
Fuck off Randy
>>670282577
>>670274638
He said
>fucking bait
It's /b/tard, not English or weeaboo-speak
>>670259756
Why is this one always fucking blurry!
>>670263997
that might be the funniest thing I have seen on here in years.
thanks anon
>>670277845
that... that was pretty good
>>670267335
lol thats my youtube profile pic
>>670277845
10/10
u jelly?
>>670282238
Back when 4chan was real hardcore.
>>670284339
that animu pic is so hawt
Not disappoint
>>670270304
Hahaha fuckin lost
>>670270332
gets me every time
>>670274052
Evangelions shit though
>>670285300
/k/e/k/'d
>>670288245
I'm fucking crying fuck
>>670283258
THIS
I'm laughing like a retard.
>>670267735
Whos candlejack? And you didn't even finish your posts.. lame..