>>670245063
>>670245063
kill her than fuck the shit out of her.

"its time to chew ass"

Fuck her to death

Give her bubble gum
Fuck her in the ass
Hail to the King baby

You're armed with a pistol, shotgun, RPG launcher, and the alien technology of the microwave expander. That one would be fun/messy.

>>670245382
Dick kickem' for president

>>670245382
- dick kickem

never gets old

Make her scream kill me

I use her for her intended purpose, duh.

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This thread made me KANOOZLE LOL

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>>670245063
No alien dick sloppy seconds man.

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>>67024538

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"Shake it baby"

>>670245063
Blow it out your ass.

Fuck her mouth

Come on tits

Then kill

>>670245063
Fuck her until i cum?

>>670246781
which weapon?

>>670245063
turn 360 and walk away

>>670246545
Yes

>>670245063
Take her back to earth. Feel sorry for her, cos her face is nasty and her tits are too big.

>>670246901
Nah she's better than that

>>670247206
>absolutely adorable smile
>big round tits that feel wonderful in the hand

Nasty?

>>670245063
Tell her about my balls of steal. Which can melt Jet fuel beams.

Kick

>>670245382
"hm, don't have time to chew bubble gum"

>>670247298
She looks like a pig with that nose you fucking desperate basement dweller.

>>670247682
Viriginfag detected

>>670246901

Wtf you'd be facing the same way you retard

>>670247850
What the fuck did you just say to me?

>>670245063

Your face, your ass... what's the difference?

>>670245063
>>670245063
>>670245063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2lIz3m4cU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2lIz3m4cU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2lIz3m4cU

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>>670248092
welcome to /b/

>>670247850
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>670247682

>>670247850
No, he's right. You'd have to be pretty goddamn desperate to wanna fuck that. Maybe if she came with her own paper bag.

i would use her for her intended purpose one last time

>>670248531

>>670248531
did you really just take the time to type all of that?!?!

>>670246829
The big fucking boot of course. Noob, wasting ammo on that.

>>670248512
haha fuck ass

>>670248092
welcome newfag

>>670248593
>>670247850
Hurr massive tits. This is what all the other 12 year old son have told me is attractive.

>>670248527
Newfag detected

>>670245063
Do what i did in the game
>shoot her in the head, then masturbate furiously.

>>670248986
Wouldn't even have the fun time of watching her blowup like a balloon and make a huge mess when she pops?

>>670247682
Please, dude. Please.

>>670245063
Make her a bowl of eggs, and tell her she doesnt need to tell me what happened, but she does have to eat the eggs

>>670248512
Not working for me. Can a fellow b/ro post here?>>670245063

>>670248092
He meant 720

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>>670248531

>>670247319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lxu9RCGhvs

>>670248877
Bad bait

Give her some air.

Then do a 360 and break apart.

>>670249559
He meant 420 fagget

>>670249559
More like a 1440 amirite?

>>670248531
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

Down on your knees and bark like a dog!

>>670249735
so bad that it works!!!!

>>670249861
what a waste of time type something that no one will read

>>670249939
Faggot

>>670249861
Dude, its a fucking meme, i heard someone read the same exact thing on xbox 3 years ago when i was playing mw3

>>670245063

I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

>>670249861
It's a meme you dip

>>670251045
>It's a meme you dip
only a total virgin faggot would say something like that

>>670250079
Seriously?

>>670245063
Use her body then kill her. Dukes gotta blow.

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>>670245063

>>670251357
What method of putting her out of her misery? RPG? Expansion gun?

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>>670251224
are you pretending to be retarded?

>>670251507
*SCREEEECH*
"Dammit...."

>>670245063
Use her for breeding purposes.

>>670251216
It's a meme you dip

Before I post about turning her into sauce, I need the sauce I'm into her.

>>670252142

stop saying that it sound so autistic and makes me cringe

Kill her, ugly ass bitch

>>670252270
Ain't no sauce. Can't find it.

>>670252327
No one gives a shit what makes you cringe you fucking faggot

Eat my shit, weenie