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you don't

>>670170443
gif sauce?

Kidnap and murder her parents in front of her

Pull your dick out and start jerking off.
That will get the attention of her and many more :^)

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ignore her.

Stalking

>>670170443
Posting her tits on 4chan

pull her hair and run

>>670171789
This.

>>670170443
throw a rock at her head from directly behind, then turn around when she looks backwards to see where it came from and shout "I'll find you, dastard!"

She'll ask for your phone number.

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Wait endlessly for her to make any sign of interest in you without making any kind of move yourself and then get depressed and cry when she inevitably gets a boyfriend who is more attractive and less socially awkward than you

>>670170443
post about it on 4chan obv.

>>670170443
Paste a $100 bill on your forehead

>>670172833
fucking this

>>670170443

same blanket on my bed

shit is comfortable

>>670172198
the only thing she'll ask is "Did you throw that rock ?"

need sauce so bad right now

>>670170443
sauce?

>>670170443
Well, I got the attention of Emma Watson via a really creativity Facebook message.

Creativity goes a long way.

>>670173281
This actually works.

Can confirm.

>>670174624
The auto correct on here is really going to drive me insane... it pissed me off to no end.

>>670174867
FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT.

So far i came to the conclusion that stalking my crushs social activities on Nicaragua and texting her drunk at a bar didn't really help that much. Suprisingly, hacking her ICloud Account didn't really help either.
However i should mention that we really aren't on good grounds anymore since we broke up contact and friendship because of teeny bullshit.


Question: do you think she got nigger cocks when she was in nicaragua for half a year?

another question : sauce ?

Btw, you guys try too hard.

Just set goals and work towards and accomplish them.
You will be noticed by a lot of people, even the girls you like.

saaauuuuucccceeee pppleeeeaase

>>670174624
proof

>>670170443
What does that thing in the bottom right say? 3hot? Bhot? What website is that?

>>670176052
Will not prove.

She has a position in this world in which she can use to actually change things.
VERY few people get to achieve such a status.

I won't risk harming her ability to potentially cause positive change.

Walk up to her and slap her in the face

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>>670172833
God, to think that so many /b/ users are this autistic though.

I want to berry my dick in a tight body negress like in that video.

>>670177142
It sucks, I would dose them all with something that would actually work if I had a way to do that.

>>670171434
This, but you have to task them a ton of fucking questions first so you act like you are interested in them. Then you ignore them and women are stupid and get in their own head and make it their mission to find out why you aren't into them anymore and to change it so you are.

>>670177720
ask not task*

>>670177720
That isn't true and doesn't even sound correct.

>>670170443
Ignore her.

>>670170443
>>670170443
sauce???

buy her flowers and ask her out
got me laid, shit was cash

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>>670177720
this.

>>670170443
Sauceth?

If she's black like the girl in the OP, buy her some fried chicken

>>670178210
works on immature bitches all the time m80.

http://www.pornhd.co/interracial/41670-zara-african-goddess-hotgoldxxx-2014fullhd1920x1080.html

>>670170443
by being the opposite of a little bitch.

>>670179309
/thread

>>670179162
What kind of women do you strive for?

The emotionally mature ones are apex tier.

You get so much more out of the relationship that anything else is not even worth it.

>>670170443
keep the socks on by the looks of that vid

>>670179309
/thread

Just keep doing ballsy things.

>>670179209

Bless you friend

>>670179209
thanks dude.

>>670179453
ones that compliment my lifestyle and goals, so not the immature ones.

however, considering the age of someone that would ask what op asked, i'm gonna assume that that's all he really has to work with.

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>>670170443
>don't be a fag
>be confident
>approach waifu
>sing her favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBPR5y_v-8Y
>fuck

protip: ur too scared cuz ur a fag

>>670178387
http://www.hotgold.xxx/scene/5312/African_goddess/view

>>670175451
to answer your question, the place is spanish for black people water, so what do you think?

>>670170443
This makes me ask the question.... what is the opposite of being Blacked?...

>>670178926
kek

Go fucking talk to her you autist

>>670170443
have lots of money

>>670182909
Snitched

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>>670170443
Always wear white socks like the guy in the webm. Wear white socks 24/7 will definitely get you laid.

>buy one of those iron on shirt printer paper things
>print out a blown up version of her facebook profile picture
>apply it to your tshirt
>wear the tshirt when you know youll see her (in class, at her work etc.)
>make sure she sees it but don't look at her or acknowledge her
>act casual af

Kill her

>>670170443
Chloroform
Basement
Chains
Gag
Profit

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>>670172833
Make sure you masturbate furiously to images of people that look like them too.

>>670170443
post her nudes on facebook