>>670122831
>inb4 call the police or whatever

>>670122831
Patient 3-4b has become aware.
Dispatching Recall Squad 1.

>>670122831
Frankly we are shocked you were able to figure out our plot. Doesn't really matter, sooner or later we are going to eliminate you and there is nothing that anyone can do about it.

>>670122831
Tell me more about this attempt on your life

Go get antipsychotics prescribed to you fast they're all in your head.

>>670122941
unless you're a fucking nigger, call the fucking police. Are you seriously fucking retarded? Or are you hoping for some Home Alone bullshit brainstorming session where you entertain thoughts of getting away with murdering some guy because you're so fucking autistic you don't understand how to cope with serious issues like a god damned adult.

>>670123329
several.

1 time when i was lying in the hospital they injected poison into my veins

antother time as it was dark outside a guy followed me and i felt a strong sense of dread

and thirdly, they made up a story how i tried setting my house on fire, broke into it and brought me to a mental ward. the judge must be in on it.
there in the ward they inejcted 2 complete bottles of tavor into my veins. that amount would have killed me.

>>670123387
i am scared of the police.

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>>670122831
cause you are so important and dont live in your moms basement and play vidya all day...stop pretending there is anything worth knowing about you!

>>670123167
It's not Patient 3-4b it's 34b faggot

>>670122831

Its probably C.E.R.N.

>>670122831
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE. NOW YOU WILL BE KILL.

>>670123537
Sounds like youre either pychotic or lying
All really hard to believe
Why would they do his to you anyway?

>>670123833
But it's your mom...

>>670123879
i dont know, probably because i am conspiracy theorist and sniff around things i shouldnt sniff in.
my parents are in on it.

>>670123537
>i am scared of the police.
then take matters into your own hands and die like a fucking idiot.

Pls /x/ don't ever talk to pe or my son ever again

>>670124348
momy?

>>670122831
My advice is for you to go outside naked, and masturbate, while shouting "Stalk this, motherfuckers! Record this on your fucking shitty advanced surveillance technology!". This will let them know that you are onto them, and you are a badass who doesn't give a fuck about anything.

>>670123914

that's what they call the 3 letter agency these days i guess just like james bond

>>670122831
post tits. I can help

>>670124683

I like you and your niggers.

>>670122831
Have you ever undergone a mental health evaluation?
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?
Does anyone in your immediate family have a history of mental illness?

If you answered no to all three of those questions, then call the police. Otherwise, you might be experiencing a psychotic episode and you should seek professional help immediately.

>>670122831
PLEASE WAKE UP WE LOVE YOU

>>670125146
how do i wake up?

>>670122831
Sounds good

>>670123537
Either get help or kill yourself

Mental illness is real and you might hurt somebody or yourself

You should definitely buy a gun and confront them

>>670122831
>>670123807

It could also aswell be the Y.M.C.A.

>>670123208
give me a pistol and i will do it myself.

>>670122831
How advanced is their tech?

>>670123208

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR USEFUL IDIOTS ARE EXPOSED AND RUINED

>>670122831

Hanzie?

>>670125750

Figure NSA level stuff, but not ayy lmao level.

Why would you post that on the internet? If they weren't before, they definitely know you're on to them now. You're fucked anon.

>>670125950

They already knew their minions were screwed. They've been talking about it for a while now. They still can't solve that problem.

>>670122831

seeing yourself as the center of very important events nobody else knows about is a common narcissistic delusion

you should consider seeing a shrink

>>670125750
they can send you sickness into your stomach from inside their car.

they can transform grown adults into children

they can surpress parts of your brain
(they use edge-of-vision symptoms to make you not notice something even if it happens right infront of you.)

they can cloak vehicles and disguise them as another vehicle.

all things i have witnissed.

>>670126118
They're powerful though. Even if you get these goons, there will be more to fill their shoes.

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>>670126367
where is that from anon?

>>670126145
I personally have witnessed brain wave EMP interference around the naval bases and post offices here. They're broadcasting something

>>670126145
Shit sounds cash!

>>670126470
Do you pass out when you try to infiltrate their secret navalbases?

Is it possible for you to join them? How do they recruit?

>>670126743
I get too lightheaded when I get close, but I can detect when I'm close to one

>>670126145
The target has become aware of the CLK-38b cloak screen and TR-tech. Alpha bravo run immediate IP trace for current location of ALPHAROMEO.

>>670126980
I've noticed the same thing when i get close to some of the civ. port areas in some cities.

=e%-u76%&#LbD7$-€

>>670123999
I respect the trips but legit OP you clearly need some psychiatric help. I've been into conspiracy theories all my life and I've never had to deal with the shit you're describing. Honestly it sounds to me like you're suffering from mental illness, I mean really, your parents in on it too? You're way past the line of no return and you need help if you aren't trolling.

>>670123537
Paranoid schizophrenic. Find help, nobody is trying to kill you. If you got poisoned twice you'd be dead or they would detect the poison.

If a rich cooperation effort wanted you to be dead, you'd be dead a month ago.

>>670127346
Are you paranoid yourself?

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Is this you OP?

>>670127193
^67r{{,mmm<

>>670123807
EL PSY CONGROO

>>670128465
>>670127193
do you guys believe me now that they are after me?

>>670122831
Take your own pictures and post them here. We will look into it for you.

>>670122831
And who are you in the grand scheme of this planet that a large corporation with loads of money is taking time out of their busy advertising schedule to try and kill you?

Sound like someone likes to suck his own dick.

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>>670129305
>dismissing the proof at hand

here is one of their emails they send me

>>670129419
why did you cover up the sender but not your email?

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>>670129305

Opinion recorded.

>>670129692
the sender is my email.

>>670129692
so you sent it to yourself.

O.K Mr potato it was nice to meet you.

>>670129305

>>670129692
k

The OP is a moron :(

>>670129148
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>>670130065
This is you.

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Собственно «вопрос» состоял в предложении предать анафеме в связи с обвинениями в несторианстве личность и труды богословов Феодора Мопсуестийского, некоторые труды Феодорита Кирского и одно из писем Ивы Эдесского. Под «главами» (др.-греч. κεφάλαια) в данном случае понимаются как письменно изложенные высказывания в форме анафематизмов, так и сами предметы осуждения.

>>670129771
I strongly advise you to stop digging and delete this thread.

>>670130776
what happens if i dont?

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You recognize these guys?

>>670131438
umm not from the real world.

>>670122831
Why are you targeted?

>>670122831
If You Do Not Immediately Delete This Thread and CEASE & DESIST From Making Threads Like This On 4chan In the Future, We Will Turn Your Life
>˙uʍop ǝpısdn

>>670132054
i proably found out too much. i do things they dont like.

>>670132179
OK... what did you find out? What don't they like?

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>>670132265
read the thread.

also in memoriam of me, go to the archive and look for "hanz"

>>670127840
this is me.

>>670129419

>/x/ open in another tab

I think we're done here, boys

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>>670132359
Have some kekers!

>>670132510
right. just because i have /x/ open means i am completely mentally ill. do you even listen to yourself?

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>>670132396
Uh huh. So they're using cloaking and transformation technology on you... because you found out that they're using cloaking and transformation technology on you. That makes sense.

>>670132829
now you are just disinfoing.

>>670132628
Actually that's exactly what it means.

Anyone know Alex Jones?

>>670122831
OP this is the FBI we know that you know that we "know"

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>>670132396
>Her pussy is just OHHH so good.

>>670133025
youre point?
i know that you know that i know that you know.

>>670132893
OK, so why don't you try explaining clearer?

>>670133193
i literally am exhausted. i post help threads like these every single day and no one ever helps me.

just look up "hanz" in the archive.

>>670133168

Ok so now that's been cleared up, don't be afraid when we come to "collect" you

>>670133168
DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED TWICE

>>670133334
cum at me bro, i am not scared. pussy.

>>670133354
or what, you gonna call the big boss?

so has op been abducted yet?

>>670123537
Post nudes of the yellow topped hottie and we'll think about leaving you alone.

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One time i tried to break into the white house to save the president.

Pic related, it's me

>>670133698
i wish i had them..

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>>670133290
>I literally am exhausted.
Because you need food and sleep.
You need to lay off the meth.
>We are exhausted with you too, dear.
~Your Reptilian Overlords

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>>670133413
No, I can take care of it all by myself, Hanz.

>>670133901
then why am i still alive, posting here?

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>You are an insignificant spec in the universe and you know this
>but its easier to pretend that you are important enough to be followed around than to actually go out and achieve something
>only child syndrome

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>>670133698
OK.. OK! I'm looking for her nudes now!
PLEASE just Leave Me Alone!

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>>670134045
Theyr just trying to confuse us all to leave.

>>670122831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48TmWrZMeuI

>>670129419
>2014

>>670134416
this goes way longer than that.

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>>670134483
Way longer than it should too!

>>670134653
not my fault if you faggots cant properly do your job.

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OP here there coming to take my children away froms me plas halp

You my friend have paranoid schizophrenia

>>670134254
Too little.
Too late.
Do you hear that buzzing?
Its us.
We are close.
We are angry.

>>670134887
And you are NOT a shrink.

fun fact: i actually do have paranoid shizophrenia according to them. but that doesn't mean it doesnt still happen.

>>670135089

But OP is a faggot

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>>670135081
I hear the buzzing.
I feel your sting.

uh oh. they are on their way here. i can sense it.

>thank god for the clairvoyance.

Make daily vlogs of your life and post it online. Make sure you have them uploaded automatically.

>>670135381
It's not funny to joke about all this nanotech :/

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>>670134842
We heard the prayers of your children.
We are your Gods.
We answered the prayers of your children.

they were just informed about my knowledge of them being on their way.

>>670135456
Very good idea!
I approve.

>>670135764

You need to post them via a proxy or leses theys wills catch youiss presiusss

>>670122831

Please take your clozapine. It will make you feel better.

they are right now scared i can sense these things.

Look up.
Look to your left.
If you don't see us, its already too late.

>>670136061
to my left is a wall with a tv infront of it.

>>670136162
>its already too late.

>>670136305

>We are home /b/rother

>>670136431
there wouldnt even be space for them to be because my left is immedately the wall.

you guys are keeping me busy so i stay here where i am.

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>>670135703
Your daughter gave us the paperwork you thought you had hidden. You thought that we could not read your futile pleas for help and all that other information about us that you had written in invisible ink. Your daughter has worked for us for a long time. She has something to say to you..

>>670136578
What do you think is behind this wall?

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