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Ask a Muslim American anything
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tits or gtfo?
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Do enjoy being Muslim?
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>>670122291
Show tits, for the sake of allah.
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Allahu akbar
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>>670122291
How do you feel about paying taxes to the great devil?
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>>670122291
Tits or gtfo
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Why do your people deny the deliciousness that is pork?
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>>670122291


tits or allahu akbar?
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Show you tits, i wanna see your nice dark nipples as i beat off thinking about you
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>>670122398
No
>>670122436
Yes of course
>>670122503
I'm not Iranian
>>670122544
No clue, just says to do it
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>>670122291
>muslim
>american
pick on you nigger
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>>670122291
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>>670122544

i have a muslim friend before (who turned atheist)

he was still muslim and I introduced pork to him.. then he said to his family he ate pork, but he didnt said that I pushed him to eat it..
then later on his family cast him out in exile..

then ever since my friend became atheist and tear quran and burned it, spitting on it calling his family idiots...


anyways he said, that pork taste very nice..
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Do you shave your pussy or is it hairy ?
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>>670122291
How many suicide vests do you own?
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>>670122291
lalalalalala

totally aram

show tits first amoualdik arti
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>>670122291
How's your day going?
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>>670122720
My dad likes it hairy so I don't shave it.
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>>670122720
Wouldint one be suffecient?
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Your so beautiful.. ;)
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>>670122291
nobody ask for a tile stamp anymore
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>>670122919
So you and your dad have hot incest Porn sex ?
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>>670122291
How does it feel to be grouped with a bunch of suicide bombing child killing rape machines?
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>>670122291
Where's the bomb hidden?!?!
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>>670122291
OP is a liar without timestamp at least.
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>>670122644
You can do that without seeing my nipples
>>670122720
Islamically required to remove all body hair, except for head hair and eyebrows
>>670122872
Well thank you
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>>670122291
How do you feel about honor killings?
How do you feel about the fact that like 50% of global Muslims support honor killings, and even more support the killing of apostates?
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>>670123114
Sorry fake Islamic whore. Go enjoy that bacon now.
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>>670123009
What's the need? Everyone catfish's now
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Do you hate christians and jews?
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>>670123114
Tits/vag with timestamp or gtfo
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Time stamp or gtfo
>Mudslime aloha snackbar
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>>670122291
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guys stop OP FUCKING TIMESTAMP
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Why are you Muslim? Was it something you were simply born into or do you have some other reason(s) that you believe it?
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>>670123068
It's fine. Can't change every persons mind
>>670123230
It's cultural. And they might but I don't
>>670123302
Ok
>>670123360
No of course not
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>>670122291

do you wish that america was more islamic?

do you think that you would be happier in an existing islamic country?
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>>670122291
how does it feel like to belong to a cult of retards, OP?

not talkin' about 4chan right now
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>>670122544
They think pork is a dirty food. It's like how Jews think of pork except Muslims haven't developed the technology to kosher cook foods.
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>>670123570
what he wanted to ask:

don't you think you would be happier where you belong?
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>>670122291
Fuckoff and drop dead by yourself you fucking terrorist.
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Where are you bombing next
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>>670123550
No i converted. It's just what I like to believe
>>670123570
In some moral values yes. But as a whole, no I think America is much better than any Islamic country
>>670123635
It's fine
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>>670123057
>Hot incest porn sex
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What soccer team do you go for?
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>>670123114
Can we see your shaved pussy ?
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>>670122291
I assume you consider yourself a moderate and not a radical. If this is the case why dont more moderate muslims express outrage over the radicals expressing their hate with terrorism? Why dont we ever hear about moderate muslims speaking out or protesting their radical counterparts?
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Timestamp
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>>670123894

do you think that america is better than any islamic country because it is not islamic? or do you think that there is some other reason no islamic country has reached first world levels?
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>>670122291
How do I get a Muslim woman to fuck me without marrying her?
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>>670124192
Whatever the reason is I'm sure it's white people's fault
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>>670124265
1. Beat her unconscious before she sets off her suicide bombs.
2. Rape her
3. ???
4. Profit
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>>670124142
Because this is a stupid request in every sense. Do you think blacks should be apologizing for the panthers or BLM? Are whites really outspoken critics of the WBC?
Saying they are wrong, everyone does that. To ask more than that is unreasonable
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Y u sandniggers always alahu akbar everything
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>>670124421
kek'd
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serious question:
why do you think the islam is a good choice of believe?

the Quran has so many flaws, the countrys in which the islam is the no1 religion look like shit and all in all, the islam (would it be the law) stops any kind of scientific, social and phylosophical progress because of the ground believe "the Quran is prefect in every way and must not be criticized!"
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Y be part of a religion that discriminates and holds u back cause your a woman. Seems so stupid to me. Can u explain it please.
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This thread pretty much sums up the cringe of /b
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>>670124192
No it's because they are still stuck being tribal and trying to take over Israel. I think a PanArab state is what will set islamic countries forward but I doubt it'll happen. The last couple leaders who promoted it got shot
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>>670123569
Are you a true practicing Muslim? Do you pray to Mecca everyday?
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>>670122291
You'd think it would be haram to be on /b/ if you're a Muslim.
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>>670124638
back to le reddit!
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once dated an Iranian Muslim girl. she looked to drink beer and eat bacon. I kind of miss her because she was fun. unfortunately she was also crazy.
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>>670124730
/b/ is worse than Reddit nowadays. It's become nothing more than a shitty porn dump.
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>>670122291
That is one big head
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>>670122659
>>No clue, just says to do it
And that, my friends, is why religion is fucking stupid.
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>>670124801
And overly sexually awkward people. A woman on 4chan, well we better instantly ask for tits.
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>>670124964
It has something to do with the hooves.
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>>670124448
No dear, its not a stupid request. I acn turn on any news channel and hear blacks that diagree with blm movement. I can see many white people outraged over the kkk, but i dont seem to see it with muslims. The terrorists do this in the name of your religion. If catholics were out killing people, you can bet that there would be other catholics and priests on tv saying that these people dont speak for the catholic church. By saying essentially nothing, agreement of this behavior is implied.
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>>670124652

i'm afraid that islamic systems currently are still far too feudal and corrupt to ever give up their power by consolidating into a proper union.

what is needed is a culture change, but i don't see how that could happen without a more successful 'arab spring' movement.

christian countries went through this phase, but before technology made popular revolts almost impossible...
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>>670125028
You are missing the entire fucking point. Here, let me educate you.
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Is it haraam if I suck your toes?
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>>670122291
>ask a muslamic invader from the middle east who is trying to take over and convert everyone to our religion and kill any who try to oppose us anything

corrected that for you op
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>>670125137
I don't know about you, but the Atlanta area Muslim leaders have made a point to deny attacks. They collected and sent thousands of dollars to help the families of the San Bernardino victims.
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>>670125844
Sorry not deny, decry
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>>670125480
You're missing the entire point you fucking retard. She's not asking for anything because she's a woman, as a matter of fact it might not even be a woman - they just posted a picture of a female Muslim. That rule does not apply here.
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>>670126112
>newfag pretending to be an oldfag
You're not fooling anyone, kid. Especially not me, who's been here since 2006.
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if you were here since 06 you would know how to get dubs or trips fag
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>>670126837
>he doesn't even know how to reply properly
Aaaand you're just outed yourself.
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Yeah are you single, and would you date me if I converted to Muslim?
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>>670122291

I'd love to fuck the girl in the picture. And I doubt that girl is OP.
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>>670126837
I know right? It's as easy as this.
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>>670122291
Do you suck cock or is that against your religion like everything else?
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>>670122291
Kill yourself whore
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>>670127066
Motherfucker.
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>>670122291
tits or gtfo
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>>670127339
Sorry you couldn't follow in my footsteps friend.
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>>670122770
Only need one.
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>>670122291
why you are part of the death cult that hate women? even cock slut sissies are wiser than you
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>>670122659
why do you obey that pork rule then?
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>>670123769
That's a bit much mate...calm your farm.
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>>670123569
why do you belong in religion where cultural killing is a thing? seems retarded
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>>670124372
True. But if it's history you want to look at, Islam had a golden age where algebra was being invented when Europeans were jumping around on trees
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>>670123894
>turns in to muslim
>still thinks muslims are fucking shit
wat
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>>670128129
they stole algebra from chinese, don't trust their lies
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>>670123894
You converted and gave up eating pork without knowing why? You're blindly following a rule without understanding its origin or purpose? You're a fucking retard.

And if you are a woman, then fuck all the fags in here not requesting tits or gtfo. She's attention whoring with that pic.
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>>670122291
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
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Where will you go when the Emperor King is elected?
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Why are you in the USA? If you want to live your "religion" you should stay in Syria or Suide Arabia.
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terrorist
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>>670122291
OP, do us a favor by justifying the slaughter of the Banu Qurayza and the enslavement of it's women and children

>>670128129
You fucking serious nigga? The "Golden Age" was literally after the Ottomans conquered miles of advanced Arabic Jewish/Christian land, all that innovation came from mostly secular multicultural hotspots. Let's not forget Hindu land as well.

The rest was extremely backward and oppressed religious minorities.
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