Man, I wish my office building would fucking explode. I hate my job.

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Hurrr Durr were #1 sand niggers will never be superior

I can't wait to fly to LA tomorrow!

>>670112770
haha, fuck those guys!

>>670112770
Shut the fuck up, they never hurt anyone!

That anonymous bomb threat I called is late. I wonder why?

You know being a NY firefighter is a lot of hard work but at the end of the day I get to go home and see my wife's smiling face which makes it all worth it.

Aren't the twin towers just amazing? They'll be the world's best sight for decades to come.

was in a coma. true story.

Ive got a lunch date at windows on the world tomorrow, wish me luck!

Plane tickets?
Check.
Box cutters?
Check.

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the Twin Towers today.

>>670114110
kek

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(Leave a message after the beep) Boss? I'm feeling sick, and I'm not coming into work tomorrow. I set mikey up for a great presentation tomorrow, and i know he's going to kill it!

>>670114110
lol what are you gonna do, faggot? blow them up? they're designed to withstand the impact of airplanes, much less the impact of a bomb! fuck you, sandnigger.

What are those men in black doing there? Wait, is that thermite?

>>670112568
THIS IS SO FUCKING DEEP!

Okay... the "Construction" on the 22nd floor are done.. is my flight ready?

>>670114499
>>670114399
dubs of truth

>>670114110
Seems legit

this ficus tree was expensive but it sure makes my office look nice, and if i treat it w care it should last forever

I really like this new album of System of a Down, toxicity. Chop Suey make me go crazy every time.

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>>670114110

>>670114499
Yes sir, flight 175 takes off at 8:00 AM, sharp. Please don't be late! You'll regret it.

>>670113440
Tell this story. How long were you out? How did you react waking up to a different world?>>670113621

"Tomorrow i'm ginna show my wife the beautiful panorama"

*shits on diaper*

>>670114806
underage b&

>>670112451
I'm sure glad Bill Clinton didn't capture bin laden when he had the chance. There hasn't been a terror attack in years. What a great president for not deporting those muslims training how to fly planes

hey osama, how we get into airport again??

tru story
>sept 9th was me an my exs anniversary
>we got a deal at the millennium hotel right next to the tower
>contemplated going to the top of the tower on the 10th
>she never went, i told her its not going anywhere
>it went somewhere

Half hour until my flight. Better get to the airport.

>>670112451
I sure hope President Bush takes that memo about Bin Laden seriously.
President Clinton tried to kill him four times already!

I recently became a father!
Cant wait to finish work tomorrow to go see my daughter

>>670114952
9/11 killed more than a couple thousand relationships.

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>walk on the plane

>>670113376
: O

I'm going to see American Pie 2 today. Anybody wanna come?

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>>670114952

>>670115056
what's a 911? the number for emergency services?

allahu akbar

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>Relevant kek

Welp, our MIT experiment is finally complete, and we have solid evidence that jet fuel could not melt steel beams. Wait! Why are all those black SUVs pulling up to the lab?!?!!!

I'm fucking telling you guys those muslims are no fucking good man. We're just lucky they can't do shit to 'murica

>>670114399
dont forget that jetfuel can't even melt steel beams

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
i sure do hope something awful happens today

>>670114828
Not necessarily. Not tooooo weird for even a 3 year old to still be in diapers. 2001 - 3 is 1998. This kid could be like 18.

Ok Saiyd. Let's do this... Aaallaahh u ahkbaaar!!!

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>>670115179

>>670112451
Dude you should short the market I got an ominous feeling.

>>670112451
Today its my birthday!! I am 12 years old now!!!

**Meanwhile on the plane**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE

>>670115161
lol

You know what I would do on 8/11? I would call 911 and tell that the person I hate the most is going to crash into world trade central and sent all the persons I hate most there tomorrow

>>670113440
do go on faggotchan

>>670115418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE

(Its embedded now)

Ha this dream that jet fuel melted some steel beams

>>670114110
Thanks fam

I cant wait to get to US history class and talk to that lonely Half German Half Tai girl with big tits.

I watched her undress out of her basketball clothes, then asked her out. We went to Mexico before passports were a must. I fucked her in her overly religious foster parents house.

>>670112451
Oh boy, I sure do love these steel beams! I'll bet not even jet fuel could melt them!

I'm just in art class (way back) in middle school.completely not caring about life.

>>670114110
Hey, I know that guy. He is on my plane.

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OP here

HOLY SH-

>>670115794
KEK

>>670114110
>>670115839

he was serious

>>670114110
thanks for the warning, guess i´ll fly to LA then

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> Sir we've been attacked

Bush: .......

>>670112451
"Well thats the last floor painted, done our job for this year."

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HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKING DID IT

Rumsfeld Announces 2.3 Trillion Dollars Missing from Pentagon

Alarm Bells Sound over Unusual Trading in US Stock Options Market

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This guy was a hero fighting with us against communism!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you north tower faggots. you deserved it

>>670113376
Underrated post

>>670116373
I remember that...before the news cycle could pick it up, planes were flying into stuff

>>670112451
>work in WTC
>ignore countless workers cutting steel beams
>ignore the workers then installing plastic explosives and painting thermite paint everywhere
>say nothing to no one

>tomorrow's going to be a great day at work

*Meanwhile in any mosque around the globe.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9nPRr953b4

>>670116654
kek

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Bush did 9-11 guys.. check it out, its true because its on my t-shirt.

>>670116692
i heard "obama" in their chant

>>670112451
Guys! Can jet fuel melt steel beams? I have no proper way of testing it out at home.

In case nobody knows, where could I test it out, it's very urgent

Hey, my name is moot and ive got an idea for something called 4chan. I'm going to base its premise on whatever happens tomorrow

>>670116948
Eh.. its just a term we use to say thanks to allah...

aloha snackbar
911 get

crane fuel can't melt mosque beams

Guys Guys! turn on CNN Osama made a statement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiKyWJRRjnU

>>670114470
This guy gets it

It's my first day at high school.

I'll just finish this report tomorrow....

Aahh, just two more day untill I retire as a fireman

I wonder if jet fuel actually can melt steel beams. I guess I'll never know

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVFDptvbFT8

>>670114110
Won't deliver

I don't care what my boss says, I'm going to show up anyways, he can't just fire me!

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>>670118323
the more the merrier

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>>670115839
he died?

>>670115839
>plane is about to hit building
Better hide under my desk

>>670112451
Can't wait to see Zoolander in theaters this friday!

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>>670113440

plz tell me your reaction when you found out!

Do you know what I love? When it's september and I open the window to let that fresh morning air into my room, wish I could do that in my office at wtc... I'll go there earlier tomorrow to see if I can do something about it, worth a try right?

i'm telling ya, bush is up to something

>>670112451
Let's organize a "Big Money Tour" for Jews only in the Twin Towers tomorrow. Let's fill the place up with kikes!

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the President will visit the school of my lil' son tomorrow, how can this day becom any more exciting?

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>>670112451
>670112451▶>>670114845 >>670115024 >>670115362 >>670115398 >>670115712 >>670116192 >>670116654 >>670116970 >>670119527 >>670122505
>ITT: We all pretend it's September 10th, 200

Man don't you guys think someone should do something about that Gary Condit guy? Not to mention all those shark attacks that have been in the news?

>>670112451

Let's have a /b/ breakfast meet up!!

Tomorrow at the top of the wtc building 2, dont forget to bring a towel!

>>670114470
kek

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>>670112451
We sure taught those Serbs not to oppress muslims, what a bunch of bigots..

>>670123211

No attacks since the USS Cole! Our new president must be working like a charm! *dusts hands*

>>670112451
I sure hope Seth MacFarlane makes his flight tomorrow morning!

>>670112451
Declare tomorrow "WTC Supports Israel"- day and fill the two towers up with kikes.
Get up at 8u30 at a safe distance and watch the beautiful blue sky.

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>>670116667
>>670116667
fake

twin towers were demolished by thermite placed in there by the jews.

when will you wake up?

>>670113376
Top kek

>>670114379
By deception is the only smart way to wage any war

>>670114470
Thermite is the most recognizable substance by the lAyman to ever exist

>>670114845
You just went full retard

>>670114952
Nudes ?

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Too bad there is no way to currently exchange blood for oil. Damn.

>>670115638
Did you get fired or did no one find out ?

>>670115839
Duck and cover

>>670124416
That faggot made that shit up. It's so much easier to claim you almost were a part of history than to actually be caught in the epicenter of it.

>>670116114
Are we still going to Ponderosa tho? I think they have their ice cream buffet today

Can't wait until the GameCube is released in four days! Nintendo's glory days are back!

>>670116574
UnderraTed post

>>670112451
Shit, I'm down to my last gram and dealer is shopping with the fucking wife. 2 hours until I have to be at work. Think I might be late.

>>670118633
No he got under his desk

>>670114399
And they withstood the impact of a plane....

>>670114110

Dafuk are you talking about?! Not even the government could destroy those towers.

>>670114559
dubs never lie

I wonder if Fox will renew Family Guy? That was a pretty funny show.

I should call my stock broker, and see how my Enron stock is doing.

I understand The Coup's new album is coming out tomorrow. Can't wait to see what they'll use for a front cover.

>>670112451

browsing /b/ as the usual
moot is a fag

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>>670112451
looking forward for the new slayer album
will be out tomorrow

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>>670127119

>>670126666
Good thing marijuana isn't addictive and people don't change their schedules around it, o wait

I am so excited to start my bright new career at the world trade center tomorrow! Tomorrow is going to be the start of something amazing!

>>670112451
Man I really like those twin towers

WTF I come home trying to watch DBZ and every fucking channel has some shit about a bullshit tower or something on fire

>>670127538
Allah akbar

>>670127798
youre german, aren't you? because thats exactly what went through my mind back then

Tomorrow is going to be a great day for America, I just know it!

>>670127411
Quads speaks the truth.

>>670127411
It isn't chemically addictive no

Everything can be addictive in the sense you're using
Exercise
Tv
Food
Jerking off

Real addictive things that change the brains chemistry making even the most strict scheduled people spiral out of control are the things to look out for

>>670128503
Loli is addictive

>>670128503
I believe the word that sums your post up would be that it is habitual.

>>670112451
>Sell all airline stock
>Buy Halliburton stock, short the shit out of Enron.
>Profit
>Overdose on cocaine while surrounded by Arab hookers.

>>670113376
damn loled but feel bad after

>>670114110
kek

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I hope I don't miss my flight tomorrow!

>look it up