>>670014355
Stop reposting

>>670014355
its hard to believe that hambeast is a gril, but way to go OP

>sage

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>>670014355
We were both incredibly drunk. It was terrible.

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As discussed in the previous thread, fucked her whilst both drunk at a Mexican resort we were both on holiday at. She gave good head and swallowed like a champ

>>670014704
That's too bad. How were her boobs?

>>670014355
Dan you can stop bragging already, we already know.

>>670014355

I've never fucked anyone famous, but my buddy fucked Christina Ricci like a decade ago in New York when he was in graduate school, and another friend of mine fucked some bitch who plays tennis that I don't even know the name of but apparently she's famous. Ricci was 'disgusting' and the tennis girl was into hardcore pain like cutting and shit.

>>670016037
>buddy fucked Christina Ricci
details pls

>>670015279
Jenna Fischer? Nice.

>>670016276
Nahh man, Magda Apanowicz.

>>670016037
>some bitch who plays tennis
Please tell me it was Anna Kournikova

>>670016037

was she dressed as Wednesday

>>670016623
Is she famous? Was the mole distracting during sex?

>>670016895
>Is she famous?
Been in a few TV shows
>Was the mole distracting during sex?
Honestly, didn't notice it back then, having a hard time not noticing it now though

>>670016037
Disgusting eh, how so? Can't wait for the next line of bullshit

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>>670014355

Do gold medal olympians count?

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Kind of famous I suppose.

I'm not proud of myself.

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It was a fucking trap...

>>670014355
K fgt where'd she go to high school, where I actually did bang her. And what was on her left leg? Fucking liar

>>670014355
why does she look like she just cried in that pic?

>>670017534
Only if it's Mckayla

>>670017584
Literally who?

i remember a thread from quite a long time ago (for some reason) i guess lady gaga used to bang stage hands alot or random guys who help set up the set.

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>>670017967

>>670017823
This.

>>670018094
Still doesn't answer my fucking question

>>670017823

Nope, just an aussie, she was in LA last year

>>670018373
Then it doesn't count

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I know you won't believe me but she gave me an autograph once even drew a little heart next to her name.

>>670018347
Looks like one of those kids from teens react

>>670018347
She's was one of the teens from 'Teens React', which is that shitty YouTube show the Fine Bros made.

>>670014704
When??

>>670018458
So you didn't fucker her?

>>670018499
>>670018524
So not famous then

>>670018458

Did she autograph your dick with her pussy? Because that was the question, faggot.

>>670017584
You fucked a fat chick for no reason? Fag.

>>670018640
Well when I got home I fapped furiously to the thought, does that count?

>>670014355
lol When I was at USC, I remember that a rumor went around campus that she was in a gang bang with the entire football team. About a month or so after she started, there was a massive party and supposedly the entire football team fucked her in a massive drunk orgy. She got used and abused by like the whole team for more than 14 hours straight even after she passed out. When all the jocks were satisfied, she had so much cum in and on her that she was unrecognizable.

>>670018975
That counts.

At least its true, unlike the rest of this thread.

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>>670017796
Because she has been anon

>>670018458
that's too cute

>>670014355
What's his name again?

>>670018458

My x wife looked just like Sarah when I meat her when she was 17, she even wore the same shirt and vest and was a she-loner dork who also hide in the park reading

dane cook performed at my university a few years back, i went a small state school in the upper midwest so thats all we could get, i guess a two girls all in the same sorority banged him all the same night, not at the same time and found out about it a day or two later, it made for some cat fights.

>>670017796
she is stoned

>>670018524

Obviously she was only in the Kids react to food videos

>>670017796
got a load of cum in her eyes

nobody in this thread has ever had sex including me. you motherfuckers need to be honest here c'mon!

>>670015279
she got a perdy mouf

>>670017534
she uggos so no

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Stefanie Joosten, she plays the role of Quiet in MGSV.

>>670019446
Kekd

>>670014355
>Famous girls you [wish you] fucked that people [would understandably] find hard to believe.
FTFY

One of my brother's friends and her best friend had a threesome with Paulie Shore about 5-6 years back.

Fucked a bunch of people who are in porn, but not really famous.

>>670019514

How did his Half Niece who lived with him shoot herself in the lung twice from the back

>>670019075
So hot... I want to believe.

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>>670019595

story?

>>670019792
Who the fuck is paulie shore?!?!!?

>>670019595
Fucking story

>>670018524
You're a fucking stupid cunt.

>>670019370
Loled

>>670019595
greentext tiem

>>670019803
I do, however, have a signed note of Sasha Grey sending me love.

>>670019803
Same here. I fucked some little known porn actresses as escorts. I think the number is 6.

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>>670014355
i fucked her too

>>670020462
greentext

>>670019792
why...would anyone do that to themselves?

>>670019792

In the bio Dome

>>670020462
Story?

>>670020444
Cool. Nothing special eh? I befriended a couple of people in porn. One is a girl I fuck whenever she has a shoot in mij area, another is a girl, trans, with whom I got really drunk. She took me to her hotel and spread it for me. Shit was good.

>>670019926
Underage b8

>>670018373
Ausfag here. Go on...

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ITT: living the dream

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Never did it with a girl so paranoid about getting pregnant.She would only let me do her in the butt.

>>670022547
Isnt she a cunt irl?

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i know no one will believe but....

>>670022918
maybe now but she was a sweetheart when she was younger...and not famous

>>670022547
is that gwen stefani?

>>670023178
Sorry dude. Apparently not famous.

>>670022547
>She would only let me do her in the butt.
implying that's a bad thing, faggot

>>670023178
>>670023218
Actually I know who that is... Were pics involved?

I'm a sports journalist. I cover anything from soccer to rugby to tennis. I was in Melbourne covering the davis cup (im a tanned, fairly skinny greek guy) and I interviewed Maria Sharapova after she had just been knocked out of the tournament. I talked to her outside the arena, not in the press conference but as she was leaving. She was in high spirits for someone that had just lost. I asked if she had any relaxing plans for the rest of her stay and she made a flirtatious remark about it being "not so relaxed"

Next minute i was in her car, after that having mojitos in a super stylish hotel room and yeah... she was SUPER dominant. Not like shoving things up your ass dominant, but more refusing to be on the bottom/do doggy style dominant. Gave some mean head though

>>670024011
no way hosay

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>>670024011
bull fucking shit

>>670023809
Literally everyone knows who gwen stefani is

Celebrities = Rich Sluts

Would you seriously fuck a slut?

That's nasty.

>>670024127
Are you famous yourself?

>>670023809
asking about rachel?

>>670024011
Story time, faggot. Want to hear this bs.

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>>670024011
Dem ruined taytays

>>670024411
Im not based in Aussieland but am far from famous

>>670024127
yeah rite...middle aged sports journalist are browsing /b/... tell me more about it....

>>670014355

i made out with madonnas daughter back when i was going to laguardia

>>670024127
great story. did she swallow?

no on on here has ever had a sexual encounter with anyone famous, all lies.

>>670024380
>implying that i don't already fuck prostitutes
get on my level

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Before people start bitching and calling me lier. I look like 2009 Zyzz

>>670024773
I'm 25

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i did blow in a bar bathroom with donnie dumphy if that counts

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>>670014355

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>>670024777
so sexy tho

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>>670023809
yup

>>670020462
no story, bro?

>>670025535

Is that a Mustache

>>670024773
>>670025029
She had a huge bright pink nylon suitcase full of differing varieties of clothes, along with another sports bag full of tennis gear, rackets, sweat bands even some weird thing that went around her stomach/waist while training

I got the vibe that she hated talking about her career or anything related to her sport. She liked showing me different outfits and telling me where in the world she got them. Even tried on a white floral bikini at one point. I left in the middle of the night after a shower under her instruction

>>670025907
Did you lick her asshole?

>>670025907
She* even

I wasnt the one wearing the bikini

>>670021628
Well, I live in Europe so there's no big porn industry here.

Anyway, for those who are curious, pornstar escorts do not make the best escorts usually because they make a big difference between their porn shoots (where they consider make actors as pre-validated/pre-selected) and escorting where they consider clients as disease vehicles...
Therefore they have a long list of no-nos and you can kiss your dreams of doing everything you've seen onscreen goodbye.
Sometimes they're cool, usually with lesser known pornstars, but that's not the majority.

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>>670019075

>>670026042
She sat on my face but it was regular cowgirl not reverse so no not really. She was shaved though, and perfumed. She had a shower when we got to the room. I regret not following her in there

>>670019181
kek

>>670025907
>>670026048
But did she swallow?

>>670026292
Hi, Miranda. Nice to see you here again.

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>>670015971
kek

>>670025734
That can be literally any girl fag

>>670026483
No. She didnt blow me to finish. She got off and started jerking it while mumbling russian shit in a dark tone. No idea what she was saying and didnt get the opportunity to ask. She told me to shower while my clothes were sent to be cleaned. We then slept until she woke me up a few hours later saying my clothes arrived and it was time for me to go.

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>>670015971
Jealous much?

>>670026270
Same here, Europe.

I never fucked an escort, but am not surprised by your story.

>>670026976
Which year did this happen?

>>670027262
Early 2013

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>>670026904
i just zoomed, it's rachel

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I fucked this bitch.

She caught me staring at her.

>>670027516
post tits!

>>670017760
Jesus Christ, I miss this thing.

>>670027516

how about not zooming, or you just stupid?

>>670025535
Why would she leave her eyebrows like that?

>>670019075
No big deal. She was already ravaged by the time Dan Schneider had finished with her anyway.

>>670020444
I fucked a few who were in one or two online porn shoots, my best gets were Bailey Jay and Jenni Lee though. They're the only ones whose name would be googleable

>>670019075

They told the Same story about Clara Bow when John Wayne was on the USC foot ball team (before he broke his hip surfing)

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>>670027657
>>670027733
here you go, and this is how far i will post for now.... i just can't do it on /b/. like everyone i'm feeling urge to brag about it, but i know it will be viral within minutes so.....

>>670026292
>>670028184

The Pasta is older then you think like 90 years old

>>670028221
>shitty quality pics
>viral
nah... who cares about it?

>>670027198
Yeah, the only problem with their logic is: who do you think fucks more chicks without condom? Me or porn actors?

You know, chick logic. But who am I to complain right?

>>670018775
get over yourself, little edgelord brat.

>>670028221
Its a trap. I can see the penis.

>>670019926
found the little baby kid

>>670016037
>christina ricci like a decade ago in graduate school

No he didn't. She's getting close to her forties

You're friend is a lying cunt and you're an ignorant retard

>>670028090
Tell us more. Particularly interested in the personality of Jenni Lee, but I'm sure there are enough fags here who want to hear about Bailey Jay.

>>670028478
Found a degenerate middle aged man.... He was just hiding in my wardrobe though.

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>>670014355

>>670028184
Yeah, Cosgrove is a legend at campus like Clara Bow. And I totally believe all of it.

>>670014355
Enough already

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>>670025535

those some caterpillars but she was definitely older and much more hotter. Beat my dick so much when i got home that night

>>670027400
So she was in the middle of her relationship with Grigor Dimitrov.

I believe you tho, famous people are fucked up in the head.

>>670027906

because thats a picture from when she was like 13

>>670014507
kek

>>670026976
Does the sex sound the same as when she plays tennis?

>>670028865
Why? Anons love to talk about it, and they are some interesting stories.

>>670026976
Btw how tall are you? Were you shorter than her?

>>670018775
kek

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>>670015971

>>670028549
Jenni was awesome and we got on really well (I'm from Tennessee and we bonded over that, the date was in LA). She gave me the best slow sloppy handjob/blowjob I've ever had (I told her how much I loved watching her second tugjobs video especially) and her feet were so soft and delicious I would have been happy just worshipping them. She's very intelligent and pretty well spoken, she definitely likes being taken seriously, although she isn't really all that bright, she aspires to intellectualism, it was adorable. And she absolutely inhaled a bag of nacho cheese Doritos afterwards before she showered and dressed as we talked.

>>670024908

post a timestamp pic you lying dog

>>670028974

13 = when god says she is ready

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Nobody believed me, i can prove it but maybe i get big troubles.

>>670029950
prove it you fucking cunt.

a girl is no one anyways

Fucked one of the girls from the Feeder music video Just A Day.

Siobhan.

Met at a house party about 10 years ago in Bradford while visiting a friend. She is the one who grins at the camera right near the end (much younger in the video obviously)

Rides like a champion jockey, amazing handjob. 5/10 oral. Tightest pussy I ever had,

Didn't even know until the next day, She told me while we smoked a joint before morning sex.

Proving your studliness to /b/ is worth any big trouble.

>>670030066
I just can give exact days. But no pictures, that will be a total disaster

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>>670029950

She is getting giant tits.

How big are they? D cups? DD?

How do they look?

>>670024777

Lucky 7s

>>670029950
i'd like some proof.

NAKED PROOF!!

i want to see her naked.

i went to USC with miranda. had classes with her.

AMA

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>>670019075
Miranda college leaks fucking when

>>670030188

how?

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I saw her at a convention once and when she looked at me my gaze fell to her chest.
In her eyes, we had sex but it wasn't consensual.

>>670030188
pics or shut the fuck up

>>670030321
Is she a big slut? Rumors pls

>>670029950
pics or it didn't happen faggot.

Fucking lying ass nigger,

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>>670019571

eat shit

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I fucked this loony bitch a few years ago...yes,the carpet matched the drapes...fuckin sucked in bed...pussy was as dry as a pile of dead leaves..

>>670030386
It was 3 months ago, in some sandnigger country.

>>670030188
i fucked her too. Twice.

>>670029549
Awesome description bro. So was it an escort booking? Or something else?

>>670030321
Ask her about Dan the Man with a Plan.

>>670017760

now that its been like 7 years it's almost surreal to remember that this guy actually existed

>>670028963
She didnt mention anything about partners and i was not going to ask
>>670029164
No, her usual voice is quite attractive and her moaning was closer to that than the ugly screeching she makes ingame
>>670029241
She was a little bit taller than me

>>670030521
was she taller than you? circumstances? did she have a six pack like laure manaudou?

>>670030579
I was in Dubai when I met her. Some actor from my country introduced me to her.

>>670030727
no swallow, no anal... whatever

>>670030811
yes. and right after that i fucked her. And again the next day.

>>670018094
I'd chuck one up her

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Nobody will believe me, but whatever

>>670030121
If a bitch said this to me I would say "and im mary, queen of who gives a fuck" the only chick who is famous from a music video is ratajowski

>>670030581
Escort booking. Found her listed as being with a certain agency at the time through a semi-private forum and contacted them and worked everything out. Screening was no worse than any other high end agency, and I was able to text and call Jenni beforehand.

>>670030321
>AMA
any dirty?

>>670030727
did you use condoms or did you just raw dog maria sharapova? did you take pictures? or anything that could constitute evidence?

>>670030513
she's nice, but really shy. aside from her close friends, she seems to like the company of black guys. her and her friends (one of them is named alicia, look her up on instagram) love to go to parties the athletes attend.

i fucked my mom

>>670031024
Alicia Silverstone begs to differ.

You're probably too young.

>>670030840
Sorry to disappoint anon. I wouldve quit my job to be her sex pet in truth

>>670031255
I fucked her too!

>>670031032
Great, so was she open minded sexually? For instance, did she swallow?

>>670031369
We all did

>>670024380
Why wouldn't you? It's much easier and they're usually better in bed anyway because more practice.

>>670031455
i didnt. She is ugly as shit.

>>670031215
>alicia, look her up on instagram
post her instagram

>love to go to parties the athletes attend.
That sounds hot. Stories?

>>670031093
Yeah she had condoms in her pink bag. I dont have photos sorry. I know thats shitty and id call it bs if i was anyone else but i guess thats the point of the thread

>>670031607
Don't knock it till you tried it...

>>670024908
you'll never be as good as the zyzz

>>670030959
omg are you that idiot from Perth?
>topkek.png
what was your name? Darren right?
Darren motherfucking Carr

looooool she was fucking bitch

>>670031215
>she seems to like the company of black guys
Ha! I knew it!! Despite her innocent look, bitch is a BBC slut. Keep talking, please.

>>670014355
You fucked Dan "get in van" Schneider?

Or are you Dan Schneider?

>>670031295
She went on to become a well known actress. Doesnt fit the "only famous for a music video" category i was going for. Ive never heard of that other chick before

>>670030401
Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

>>670031642
Well of course we're on the internet, and on /b/ so I have every reason to be skeptical but you're story seems plausible.

I guess you'll always have the memory of having done that in your life.

>>670031215
So, is it true that she was roofied and gangbanged by a lot of jocks? Do you have heard about it at class?

>>670031642
btw I totally would have taken phone pictures or video discreetly behind her back

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Foot fucks count?
Foot fucks count!

> be 23 working 1st job out of college. lighting on shitty 90's girl power sitcom "can't hurry love"
> cast party: booze served
> Mariska Hargitay has too much to drink
> I drive her home, she's flirty.
> get to her condo. invites me in
> sit in couch, she brags about remodeling her condo
> she's flirty, but I'm NOT gonna hit on star of show
> she puts her feet in my lap & thanks me for driving her home
> she fells me get hard and tells me to take it out
> gives me a foot job and compliments my cock
> come
> good-bye hug
> ignores me on set thereafter

Thing is I wasn't really attracted to her : she is a little butch IRL and was rumored to be lesbian.

I'm also wasn't a foot guy at all... now I enjoy pretty little feet a little bit.

Still watch the now-shitty Law & Order: SVU just to watch her milf-out.

She's hotter @50 than she was at 30 when she foot-jobbed me.

>>670031871
nope. Im other guy. And yes, she is a whore.

>>670020462
well i would fuck her too, may u give me her number?

>>670029950
Since when did she have boobs?

>>670031444
She was cool with everything I wanted, which is pretty vanilla shit (the foot fetish was my freakiest ask, apart from requesting that she wear pantyhose). She didn't swallow but really I think that's just because I started cumming while I wasn't in her mouth. We hadn't discussed it, and I never bring it up until they do, so I bet I could have found out (girls will let you know what's a definite no no). I don't usually do anal with girls, but I know that wasn't an option, but she was perfectly happy with me eating her asshole.