Hey guys, my girlfriend just ripped her ass open at the park. Wat do?
tongue it
>>670002502
agreed
>>670002301
Rip it more
>>670002301
Let niggers tongue her anus
>>670002301
Buy her a burger, she might as well get fat now.
>>670002301
same.
>>670002301
Stick your dick in her ass.
>>670002611
this
and then
>>670002502
>>670002611
DUBZ WIN
Pics op
show it to kids
>>670002301
... sex in the park with her pants still on?
>>670002301
Let her keep walking around like that as though it was the new fashion.
Cracked Jeans.
>>670002301
Shit in public pliz
if any of you have a sweater or coat,
just wrap it around your waist dude.
If you have two shirts on for some fucking reason, same applies.
If any nearby stores, buy a damn sweater.
>>670003284
It's okay guys we rapped a jacket. She's home now with new pants. Problem solved guys.
>>670002301
LET IT RIP
>>670003284
Thats just lame
>>670003408
Asshat
>>670003408
Fuck you OP
>>670003408
bro she looks like a cunt. But I bet she has a sexy ass body
>>670002301
stitch that shit back together.
the vagina not the pants.
the pants you can throwaway
>>670003408
>PBR tallboy
Hipster as fuck in there.
>>670003408
mail me old ones?
>>670003777
They're just nice and cheap.
>>670002301
>>670003408
I was hard until I found it girl was a chink.
>>670003777
They're cheap and convenient.
>>670004268
That's what a hipster would say,
you mumford and sons loving motherfucker
>>670004214
Chink? Are you looking at the same picture as me? Looks like a beaner
>>670004410
Way too pasty for beaner.
Is OP around? Settle this shit for us.
>>670002301
No one wants to dance... with the fool who ripped his pants
>>670002301
time to buy her a bike
Buy correct size jeans?
>>670004650
She's Irish and bean
>>670004410
who gives a fuck
we're never getting nudes
>>670004922
So a bitch and an ultra catholic?
>>670003777
Judgemental and generalizing as fuck in here.
>>670004922
Damn, looked asian to me.
>>670005111
Nothing wrong with Catholics mateey
>>670002747
DOwn-vote. ;-(
>>670005111
Not really m8
>>670005278
Irish Catholics are just white sandniggers.
There is a reason that they were worth a quarter of the price of a nigger slave when they were shipped to the United States.
>>670005509
Why arent you two fucking yet?
Where's the love homie?
>>670004268
Pup-voted! lol
>>670005764
I fucked her before we went to the park. We're kicking back some beers and then heading to play some mtg at the bar nearby.
come on OP she's pretty hot give us somethin
>>670006269
Forgot pic
>>670004268
Would pet/10
>>670006414
Whoops actually forgot
>>670003408
Yo does she have any friends or a sister. I'd love to get with a hot chick who has low self esteem because of her fucked up face.
>>670006277
Watcha want fam
>>670003408
>PBR
Fucking hipster fag
send her to da hood at night
>>670006731
Ass. Need a better look at the ass.
Post her ripped ass on /b/.
>>670002502
that's clearly they only thing to do
>>670006731
Show us her feminine penis
>>670003408
so, she's just a hipster. pretend it's no big deal, like it's a fashion thing, and it'll be just fine. you retards do shit like this all the time.
the man bun
the lumberjack beard on a 140lb skinny short guy
giant black frame glasses
vinyl records
flannel
skinny jeans
ripped ass pants will fit right in.
>>670005597
As someone who's Irish Protestant I'm loving this discussion
>>670002301
be a gentleman and give her your jacket or whatever you have so that she can cover it!
>>670007475
Eat english shit you ulster cocksucker
>>670002747
Cuck
>>670007829
die in a fire, raging pope fanboy faggot.
>>670008155
Good talk, good talk.