Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe. Part 3.
>>669986212
Why do you keep making this thread?
anybody got stories of seeing celebs naked without necessarily fucking them?
>>669986354
It's funny
Joan of Arc
>>669986403
Not me but I remember some story going around about Karen Gillan being naked in a hotel hallway because she was really drunk and couldn't find her room/didn't have a key. Eventually some lady gave her a towel or robe and helped calm her down.
>>669986212
me n my bros did her back stage during the 1989 tour...was a regular thing, idc if you believe me i know it happened
>>669986683
Witnessed
>>669986745
heard about that. Apparently there was security footage but it got deleted
>>669986683
I bet she was tight
>>669986644
Yup
It's hilarious
I've literally not started laughing
>>669987000
Probably hidden in the same place as the Nudes of Hillery Clinton from her collage medical file
>tfw I've fucked everyone from models to junior politicians at the state/local level to famous escorts/madames, to the children of CEOs and influential families in Asia
>tfw you've never heard of any of them
>>669987325
collage? There's a collage of her medical file, faggot?
>>669987112
She was really hot
>>669987000
>trips check'd
>>669987195
don't be so mad, Miranda. It's just a joke.
>>669986764
Who is it?
>>669986644
xD UPVOTED LOL ;P
shes good
>>669986212
>>669986683
yeah he totally did JoA. we were at a house party in munic.
>>669988049
Explain, fuckstick.
>>669987838
Taylor Swift
>>669986212
Impossible... she is very shy and low-key irl.
I fucked Ellie Goulding at uni, she was like dead fish and she was a whore
>>669988676
Isn't she a lesbian?
Regardless, I can believe that. Especially because you called it "uni."
>>669988405
>gang fucks a group of college frat boys
>shy and low-key
lmao sure
>>669988049
It was easy I just told them I was Slenderman
>>669988676
how'd she look naked?
I don't know if that counts but...
>in a pub, footie's on
>I see this girl so I ask her if I can buy her a drink
>she's like "no thanks"
>so I go back to my mates
>we order some jaegerbombs and pork cracklings
>banter and booze
>later one of the mates says
>"bruv I know who that girl was"
>"who"
>"remember Misfits on E4?"
>"yeah"
>"remember that girl with those mind powers?"
>"yea, think I know which one you're talking about"
>"well, that girl who shot you down was a mate of her body double's sister, my mum and her mum are facebook friends, that's how I know her from"
SO YEAH, THAT'S THE CLOSEST I GOT TO SHAGGING A CELEBRITY
>>669988909
>gang fucks
Wait, what? Explain.
>>669986212
test
>>669989050
so not close at all?
>>669987450
thought you were dead, kurt
>>669987450
That's not hard to believe.
>>669986745
Yeah, that was in New York I think.
>>669986212
With her DSLs, I bet bitch gives good head.
>>669989050
>SO YEAH, THAT'S THE CLOSEST I GOT TO SHAGGING A CELEBRITY
looks like that's the closest *anyone* ITT got
>>669987524
So you've fucked people?
>>669988676
I'm from Cedar Falls, Iowa, United States, faggot! uni is University of Northern Iowa. Now I haven't been home in awhile, but I'm guessing she didn't go to school where I grew up, fucking eurofag!
Kissed her when drunk
>>669986354
OP here. Because I've only ever had sex with one girl and I really really really want the rest of the world to know. Also, it wasn't really sex, she just let me touch her boobs.
>>669989426
omaha fag reporting in. cheering for you faggots in basketball. fuck wichita state.
over and out
>>669989050
Still a better love story than Twilight
>>669989538
Touching boobs is sex
>>669989527
she's one of those "just something about her" girls
>>669989527
Hot! Who is she?
>>669989357
Why do plump young lips like a sex swollen Vagina turn men on but when old women (over 30) inject there lips they look even more hagish
fucking faggits cant even post proof. Well here's me and emma on our way to the hotel room to do it if you know what i mean she likes me because im a feminist
>>669989728
because its trashy and fake you tardtugger
>>669986906
Same
>>669989753worst shoop ever thougn
>>669989390
In terms of most famous, a pornstar or two, a new LGPA player, a Miss (State) runner up, and a model or two you've never heard of because their career fizzled.
>>669989527
What's all over her arms??
I fucked a girl from The 100 a few times when we were in college. She's not that famous, but tis something. Pic related.
>>669989728
Time. A beauty killer.
>>669990052
>tis
did your fedora tip itself when you typed that?
>>669989724
Imogen Poots
>>669990029
a rash because she's allergic to my cum
>>669986212
>Part 3
for real? topkek
>>669990318
Typo, you nig nog
>>669989884
Ha ha I Know some one really should tell them, instead it is like the kings with no pants and they tell the hags they still look hot
>>669990052
Prof or gtfo
>>669989921
not a shop idiot
Joani Blank. she watched me masturbate while it was filmed for a video release. sort of famous in the sex positive world. cant believe i did it
>>669990052
details
>>669990568
hahaha too obvious
>>669988392
Oh. Any good?
>>669989921
You are an imbecilic human being
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3051701/Emma-Watson-grins-dashes-past-autograph-seekers-LAX-wearing-285-track-pants.html
>>669988909
I want to know too
Lisa Marie. flirted with her mother
>>669990469
kek
>>669989426
uni is what euros call university level school, ie college in american english, you tied bundle of sticks
>>669986212
pr0n 'star' Amber Grey
>>669986683
but i got sloppy seconds and her virgin ass
>>669989957
how did you get all your money?
because you don't have enough game to fuck grils like that if you weren't rich as fuck
>>669986764
I'll be waiting for the song about it to come out.
>>669986212
>fucking Dan Schneider's used goods
maxcuck
>>669991268
but who hasn't?
>>669986764
You had sex with Taylor Swift the same year she was born?
>>669991236
Actually about half of them I fucked when I was a broke ass college student in temporary poverty. The other half I fucked after I started making pretty solid money.
>>669989921
Not a shop just a SJW walking by and ignoring a boy who does not fit her model of hansom. Even though he wanted to tell her all about his Hermione fan fiction
>>669990523
Sorry anon, no proof.
>>669991268
go on
>>669986212
>>669988676
>Ellie Goulding
uni of Kent. unless anon is a lying faggot.
>anon is always a lying faggot
>>669989648
>>669989648
>>669989648
touching boobs is rape
The left one
fucked her after a finished shoot of "Notruf Hafenkante"...
>>669986212
the pie from american pie?
>>669991840
she's a german TV star
>>669991840
he said "famous"
>>669989592
Good to see a midwest fag here! Continue on, and thanks for the support. I'm sorry NE hasn't been shit since Osbourne, but I'm glad their in the B1G.
>>669990630
Aren't many details that are that interesting. She acted in a few student films while we were students, I helped out in one and we flirted a bit. Saw her about a week later and we hung out.
>>669986764
that's not even taylor swift. just a shitty look-alike
taylor swift doesn't even have tits half that size, the same can be said about that bitch's jew nose.
>>669990626
That's pretty cool!
>>669991973
Slut was a good fuck?
>>669992050
hey man, i don't even give a shit about football. it's all good. keep on keeping on brother
>>669986212
i sat right next to her in class, biggest sweetheart I've met
>>669989538
underrated post
>>669989957
I hope you creampied this stunning slut! There's nothing quite like a white man dumping his nuts into a pretty niggers guts.
>Unless you're a nigger too, of course, then fuck off
Kristen Schaal
she cute
>>669990928
All you had to do was say your a producer and have $100
Simpler just to go to a comic convention or a comic store and find chicks who look the same
But ha her early work is one of my go to when I want to fap about Amy Farah Fowler
>>669992531
Creampied thoroughly on multiple occasions. And I'm very white.
>>669992462
Cool! Sorry, but I have to ask... Any dirty?
>>669992573
>Amy Farah Fowler
nigga wut
>>669992573
>All you had to do was say your a producer and have $100
All I had to do was say I was a monger and give her $250.
and get the hotel room
>>669992545
Unlikely.
>>669990867
That's why I called him a eurofag, fuckstain. Get your head out of your ass!
This thread might be b8 but you know that every celeb listed has fucked someone way below their league a 5-6/10 and that fucker got lucky as fuck and never mentioned it to anyone on /b/.
>>669992462
USC?
>>669992724
>>669992942
Nigger if you actually fucked her I will suck your dick just to taste her juices.
>>669992462
She goes to frat parties or it's just a meme.
>>669986212
During AIDS scare, people used to say "when you have sex with someone, its like you've have sex with everyone he had sex with".
So when I met a guy who claimed he had sex with Selena Gomez, I raped him.
I fucked Kat Blaq, twice. Shes some youtube trans personality.she loves hearing her own voice and loves mob shaming otger trans people that dont agree with her ideas... She got fat and ugly. She was a great Trap, but now shes an ugly man with boobs. Also her Real Name is " Mathew Wilkins ". I'm only telling you this /b because she has personally wrecked a frirnd of mines life. Coincidentally, she had no clue I was associated to said friend. She hence the butt hut. Mathew Wilkins, do what you want with that info, I don't really care, but whatever.
www.youtube.com/user/TransDIYer
Katblaq.tumblr.com
>>669991496
its the name of the tour you shitlord
>>669988049
Kek
>>669992942
story?
>>669993875
If you are being honest, I respect you deeply.
>>669993875
In the Turdus?
>>669993146
bleugh
>>669993875
No you didn't
>>669993875
she's either a 4 or a 7. one of those girls
>>669994122
you mean the T.A.R.D.I.S u fat man
Mmmm...
>>669994305
No in her Turdus she looks like a Chav who would take it in the Bum
Still gives the best blowjobs around
>>669994725
but she doesn't have a lot to say
>>669994146
But see the resemblance
At Uni.
this bitch.
boring af though just lays there and doesn't let you bust in her
Mariah.. Loves anal..
I hooked up with an Australian porn star when she was just starting porn.
I had to go back in time and everything.
>>669995360
>boring af though just lays there
everyone knows shes a monster in the bedroom. you lie...
>>669995360
details and maybe I'll believe
>>669995306
I know her. She goes to my school.
>>669995360
>doesn't let you bust in her
I can feel your pain... my gf hates it too.
>>669995360
Let you? What type of a betacuck are you?
>>669995391
anyone could have banged her sister if they had $40. She was a filthy junkie whore who died of AIDS.
>true story
>>669995700
Actully the Roid that exploded over Russia was not the big one they were tracking it was a small one that snuck up unseen and exploded
>>669996318
>>669996388
No she's not dead you stupid faggot!
>wasted dubs check'd
>>669986212
Saw her at a few parties, and she loves to be sorrounded by tall, mean dudes. Never talked with her, but she looks nice and humble.
>>669991973
"Star".... wer?!
>Being German and not knowing this slut
>>669993368
Does she do anal?
>>669986212
is this new 4chan maymay?
>>669992942
Where does her legs stop and her ass begin?
>>669995728
you're a dumbfuck.
Maybe they dont want babies with a pathetic piece of shit like yourself?
>>669996894
says the fat blog with 5 giant folds for a belly
>>669999999
>>669987524
Who the fuck cares? In high school I got with a girl whos family owned Boscov's department store but shes not famous, just a cool story.
>>669986212
She is at college, living the college's life: parties, drugs and sex. There’s nothing wrong with that. Just let her alone, fags.
>>669988852
She was after his tiny dick disappointed her too much.
>>669997484
My waifu would never do any of that typical shit.
>>669988852
In England everyone calls it uni
>>669988676
I'm going to need details of this anon.
That is, if you're telling the truth.
>>669986212
I have no idea who OP image is
>>669987524
This guy has had sex!!!!!
>>669986212
Autumn Winters, just as she was getting into porn after meeting her at an airport bar. She told me at the time she was in the customer service business kek. Didn't realize she meant porn.
>669997777
link related
>>669997818
No one cares what they call it in England. Learn to spell words correctly too, you illiterate fucks.
>>669997353
I live near a Boscov's, faggot. Aside from fucking Anna Beth Gish I also fucked Chuck Grassley's granddaughter. While the granddaughter isn't famous, she was a wicked semen demon!
>>669997664
>the ghost of USC is your waifu
I have bad news for you, bro
>>669998943
Oh man the irony is real
>>669998944
>Chuck Grassley's granddaughter. While the granddaughter isn't famous, she was a wicked semen demon!
hope she didn't need an abortion. granddaddy would not abide.
I fucked boxxy
>>670000000
>>669999668
She didn't. SO MANY years ago at Orchard Park, which is in Cedar Falls, IA. It's nearly amazing that I remember it, roughly 30 years later. I thought it was pretty cool fucking a senators granddaughter though, and the funny thing is, he's still a fucking senator. I mean jesus!
>>669999403
You're dead motherfucker. I killed my own uncle you think I won't get you?
>>669999407
ghost pasta?
>>669991812
This.
She didn't leave her husband when he cheated.
But she did get even....
>>669997256
Says the butthurt turbo virgin.
>>669994531
Ayy lmao.
>>669994305
I can see your autism has been triggered.
>>669994531
She really does look the type to take it in the back!
>Came inside.
>Life well spent.
>>669995360
You lying fuck. Prove yourself
>>669987325
You are thinking of the Dianne Sawyer photos. Wiki/Google the college nudes scandal.
>>666666666
>>669987936
Is that Tempest Storm? Heard JFK banged her.
>>669989592
Have a Runza on me.
>>669986212
Dan? is that you again?
>>670002159
All the Ivy league schools took nude photos of freshmen for 50 years
http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/11/12/that-time-harvard-and-yale-took-naked-photos-of-all-their-freshmen-students/
>>669986683
>>669986745
A-are you a timelord, f/a/m?
>>669988049
In all seriousness, blondie on the left looks like she could have grown up to be hot as fuck. Buuuttt, both of them will grow up to be frumpy looking or super thin and tatted up dykes with butch haircuts. That's what happens in prison, right?
>>669986212
MJ?
Charlotte Mckinney sucked my dick multiple times
>>669989753
hey, it's Dudley getting brushed off
i'm serious. Salt Lake City, August 2015.
we dated off and on from 2001-2002, so naturally we fucked.
>>670003800
story of it?
>>669993368
>She's a great trap but now she's an ugly man with boobs
Uwotm8
>>670003405
>>669988049
If only some nerd guys in there class had shown them attention....and stabbed them with his penis
>>669986212
>friendly reminder Dan the man pounded her in her prime
lucky fatass
>>670003800
So obviously your a game reviewer
>>669995507
Alice Springs?
tried to chat up paige from WWE in a club once but totally blew it
>>670004206
who is it and is that like a celebrity MMA match
>>669987539
Legit lel
I dated Daisy Ridley in 2012 for a few months, She used to get annoyed when Id aim my cum at her forehead
>>670004422
how could you miss?
>>670004422
Five head
>>669995507
Was it the nerdy one from Fake Taxi
She had hooker adds on line
>>669986764
Nice work getting an image that doesn't show up on google search but I doubt either of those guys are you since the one on the left at least is famous
>>670004289
nah, Adelaide mate
http://www.xvideos.com/video9063099 /horny_teen_peyton_having_her_ass_tended_to_by_stud
I banged her in HS. She went to a neighboring HS and she gave me a shot one night at a party.
Spent an entire evening with her and didn't even know who she was. Didn't fuck her and never called her cuz I thought she was toying with me. Don't think she was trying to hook up but genuinely looking for a connection.
I'm an idiot.
>>670004360
Are you serious lol
>>670003947
Nice. That is my dream. now she is wish andy samberg.
>>670004422
Anal? I bet she is into rough stuff.
>>670004324
Green text?
>>670005059
She promised to eventually do it, but we broke up before it ever happened.
>>670004879
her husband turned out to be gay. they were married for 20 years or something, and then they separated and divorced, and after all that, he told her he was gay.
SOOOOOO i bet there was no sex for a long time for her.
WAY TO GO ANON
>>670004879
Oh so your one of the robbers who broke into her home and tied up her husband and raped her in front of him
>>669993385
>having haemorrhoids this severely
>>670004817
her pussy must have been nice in HS. Now it's got to be all wrecked to hell.
>>670005293
shame... spit or swallow?
>>670004879
Did you play "Singing in the Rain" and wear a crazy mask too? >>670005355
>>670004947
Yes really half the girls every one faps over on 4chan seems to be from Disney channel or kids shows I have never seen
>>669986212
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>670005155
honestly not much to say i live in ireland and was super high, saw a black guy which is odd here and thought "that looks like xavier woods" turns out it was him and paige and jojo were with him tried it on but she was having none of it
Every one of you are liars.
Nobody actually believes anyone in here right?
>>670004360
Nigga wat?
Shit was like the worst episode of iCarly. It's the moment Victoria Justice became a thing.
>>670005504
It's Miranda Cosgrove.
>>670005428
Never came in her mouth, she used only suck enough to get me ready
>>670005543
Why would I lie, I'm anonymous, I get zero ecred for it. Also let's just say there were drugs and everything was hazy that night but yeah shit went down.
>>670005543
I'm the only one here who can honestly say a famous actress has seen me naked
But I was 1 year old
Emma Roberts. A beast that one is.
>>670005834
no anal, no swallow, no deepthroat... sorry to say, but she is boring af.
>>670004879
you dealt with her voice not knowing she was famous? damn dude, props.
>>670005543
Blasphemy! /b/ is always right.
>>670005786
>Miranda Cosgrove.
Just looked her up and I have not seen any thing she has been in except Despicable Me
>>669999403
What she'd do for a green card...
>>670006516
How old are you, granpa?
>>670006068
She was actually the typical neurotic manic-pixie white girl who thinks she is a sex goddess,but is actually basic as fuck
>>670005785
I never head of a show Icarly and have only heard the name Victoria Justice
Stop watching/fapping to the Disney Channel and go talk to the girls at the comic store
>>670005305
Didn't know that. Wow. I suppose I don't need to say this, but this was a LOOOOONG time ago. 1994 I want to say.
>>670005355
Never heard that story. No clue what you're talking about but I'm going to google it.
>>670005481
LOL again, no clue what that's in reference to.
>>670006167
I think the voice is just a part of her celebrity persona. She didn't have the big hair working, nor did she have the voice. She was actually extremely sweet and easy to talk to. Absolutely gorgeous as well. I was enamored but when she told me that she flies back and forth from NY to LA regularly and isn't in my city often, I thought she was just playing me. So I threw away her number and never contacted her.
I didn't find out until later that night (after she had left and I had thrown her number in a trash can) who she was.
>>670006813
I thought so... any hot story to share?
Got drunk at a show and got backstage.
>>670007286
yes just google Fran Drescher rape
In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, Drescher and a female friend were raped by the other at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal. It took Drescher many years to recover, and it took her even longer to tell her story to the press. She was paraphrased as saying in an interview with Larry King that although it was a traumatic experience, she found ways to turn it into something positive. In her book Cancer Schmancer, the actress writes: "My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives." Her rapist, who was on parole at the time of the crime, was returned to prison and given two life sentences