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>be me
>work in office, sales
>good friend who sits across from me moves back to Europe
>myfeelings.jpg
>for first few months it’s just me
>boss tries to hire a replacement
>comes down to a nig nog and an older lady
>they hire the old lady
>wonderwhy.jpg
>first few weeks I try to be nice
>take her out for lunch on friday, she seems okay
>next couple of weeks get worse
>she talks about her dog all the time and won’t stop asking me how my evening was
>5 months later and I know everything about her dog and her husband and what foods he doesn’t like to eat
>she doesn’t do any work, recently got married (for the first time) and looks at wedding pics on FB all day
>she also works in sales but has a stuttering problem
>hey anon, d-d-d-do y-ou w-w-w-ant to see pic-pic-pictures of my dog?
>makes 2 calls a day
>calls customers and has no
>don’t know why they hired her
>try to get her fired
>what happens is much worse
>want to know more /b/?
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>>669790080
Don't ask, just continue.
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Continue
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part 2
>consistently see her on fb but the boss doesn’t care
>makes sales somehow because people just call her and she takes the order
>I’m getting fed up with her shit and her fucking dogs
>customer comes in to showroom asks her about vacuums (we sell vacuums)
>w-w-we are the people who do the vacuums, she says
>what the fuck?
>customer nods and asks to see our industrial model
>rambles on about the vacuum, if she somehow sells this i’ll go crazy
>plugs in the unit for a demo, turns it on and does nothing
>she laughs hysterically
>some backstory, my fellow coworkers only address her (not to there face) as the gunt
>guntola tries to fix the vacuum but taking the top control panel off and sticking her hand
>pt 3 coming up
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>>669791250
Bump for interest
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@669791590
Rolling
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Op can't type for shit.
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You got a nice thing going anon
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I work here too, can confirm she's a dumb gunt
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>model she is doing the demo for is a prototype and is not certified yet
>made by greasy italians
>spaghetti.jpg
>I pretend to be on the phone while this is happening
>guntola yelps like a kicked dog
>touches bare wire on a 220v unit
>pisses her pants
>takes a few days off to recover
>comes back to the office
>wears rubber gloves for the first week to prevent from shocking herself
>has no care for he appearance
>wears mom jeans, 10 year old t-shirts and tennis shoes
>boss still doesn’t care
>wonder if he likes having the old hag around
>calls her into his office
>this is it he’s gonna fire her
>my boss tells her nice job on that sale
>im fuming
>bust my ass off and get yelled at for not having detailed notes on sales
>this bitch has to go down
>at work will post last part shortly
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So far it just sounds like she's a bit of a goof and talks too much but has better sales than you do.

Maybe that's why the boss keeps her around, he's results-oriented when it comes to money.

Maybe if your numbers were better you could dress like a slob and play on FB too.
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>>669793521
Or customer and boss pity the old lady for speech difficultly. And she works as good as a normal person.
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Bumping for interest

If a stuttering bimbo can get more sales than you then you should try to be more like her.
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>>669790080
>>comes down to a nig nog and an older lady
this is the answer to your question you fucking sperglord
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