>>669777916
Sports

blowjobs

>>669777916
Being equal

leadership

Knowing their place in society

>>669778144
Gay and a lie

Video games

>>669778165
If women are equal to men, how come they haven't succsesfully managed to repress their oposite sex?

>>669777916
Being a sane compassionate human being.

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Engineering.

being a mother

Anything in the STEM fields really.

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Reasoning with logic over emotion.

>>669777916
I just want to fuck her face so badly and I don't know why

Knowing when to shut their mouths.

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>>669777916
pissing standing

>>669778713
It's because you have a deep rooted miss piggy fetish

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>>669777916
being stupid

Woold woman be best if she had penus?

>>669778617
Every time I hear a dude say this they're always the whiniest and most emotional debaters... Their logic is just a desperate need to be right with no real logic behind it.

Answering a fucking question with an answer.

Magic, like stage magic classic card and bird routines. Their hand just aren't big enough

>>669778409
How are we so sure that they havent.. They control most men with pussy and steal half their shit successfully all the time.

cant we just end this thread by saying anything but sex(sometimes) and cooking(sometimes) and they complain threw that too

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>>669778409

understanding sarcasm

>>669777916
making food

>>669779111
Trips confirms that you understand.

>>669779052
What the fuck stupid bitch, please go to school just don't think that your vagina will solve all problems.

>>669778873
Welp I guess I'm gonna go see a therapist, although just buying a miss piggy puppet would be a lot cheaper..

>>669779052
/thread

>>669778956
Found the vagina

Giving OP 8 inches of trucker cock at the rest stop outside town?

Drinking

Video games

>>669777916

numbers

>>669777916
Getting OP laid

>>669777916
try 'Not Safe'

sex talk, host is a girl, she's kinda funny

>>669777916
Satisfying OP's voracious need for cock?

>>669777916

Driving.

Fuck. It took that long?

>>669777916
Sports
Lifting
Driving
Navigation
Hunting
Fighting

>>669777916
cooking, driving, thinking in general

knowing when to shut the fuck up

you guys are a bunch of misogynistic assholes what the fuck

Pretty much just everything... if women weren't fuckable they'd be useless.

>>669779929
This

>>669779929
how would your mother react to hearing you say things like this. there are so many inspirational talented women everywhere they just can't live up to their potential because men always stop them

>>669779808
>>669778994

No I am not I am stating the truth women rarely have large enough hands to to magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIn07RfZ_4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVe7chIgn0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyKD4nqMrc4

>>669777916
opening pickle jars

>>669780667

kek

>>669780759
>>669778994
agree 100%

>>669778956
We can read the emotions in what you said. Definitely either a mangina or a cunt.

Amy Schumer will be irrelevant by the end of 2017.
Her and Kristen Wiig are so fucking unfunny.

>>669780667
My mother is an actually very talented person to what it is that she does. She also works VERY long hours, something I would never be able to do, doing either something I love or something I have to do.

She also understands that women have gone coofuckingcoo this past decade, mainly because they'd rather bitch than prove people wrong with actions. So yeah.

>>669781383
>talented
>what it is that she does
>Very LONG hours

Soooooo, prostitution.

>>669780832
women think they're equal but they can't even open a jar of mayonnaise

Talking to OP.
Not a single woman has been willing to do it, so clearly they are bad at it.

>>669778956
>this
I see this all over 4chan, specifically /r9k/ (kek).

>>669778859
Nice 9gag meem

>>669777916
being good at anything

>>669777916
Tina fey is hilarious

>>669779591
Kek

I love boards like this, it reminds me how white and male 4can is just in case I have forgot.

being rational

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>>669782238
this.
Only 2D girls are good

Keeping their voices down, especially around other women.. They start to do things in unison.

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>>669777916
Humor is still subjective, it is pretty degrading saying women will never be funny.

Surprisingly, Germany has some pretty funny bitches. Pic related.

>>669781865
Not really, no. Thought someone would go there.

>>669778165
Kek

>>669778486
True but that's Amy Poehler in parks and recreation

Isn't op pic a woman whose whole but was she is a whore but then got mad when a guy made a joke about it so she sicked the sjw tumblrinos onhim

>>669778956
tits or gtfo
but this is also ironic

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>>669782770
>implying degrading shit is bad

>>669777916
>staying on topic
>admitting mistakes

>>669782898
Which brings us back to the OP's point.

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>>669783156

Playing another role besides healer

>>669778994
This is a solid point

>>669777916
Forgeting fucking details from 5 years ago.

>>669783358
disc priests amirite?

>>669778956
>>669779052
serious lack of tits ITT.

>you're slipping in your summerage anons

>>669779808
post your goddamn tits and shut the fuck up.
you came to the wrong place two days ago, newpal.

>>669779808
Dishwashers/hoovers are not supposed to talk, fucking idiot.

>>669779107
You suck McBain!!

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>>669778994
who thinks about that

>>669782789
>not really
>no

An apple by any other name is still an apple, faggot.

>>669784165
No, also happens to be no. Far from it.

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>>669778994

>>669782935
Being a slut is her shtick. Stealing another comedian's shtick is a no no. Ask Calros Mencia.
Kid tried stealing her bit and she came down on him for it.

>>669782469
>boards
>white
>male
Back back to tumblr

>>669784274
>No
>Modified by "not really"
>Still "no"

I don't think so, Tim.

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>>669777916
Gravity.

>>669779024
Being successfull and a successfull parasite are two different things anon

Shutting the fuck up.

>>669784707
>>669784879
verified.

>>669784492
Being a slut is every female comedians shtick. That's why they suck at comedy.

I actually had high hopes for Schumer. At first, it didn't seem like that was the direction she was going to take it. But she did, and I gave up on all of them.

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>>669778165
Underrated post

>>669777916
not being annoying

>>669779679
My girl cousin is a weight lifter used to be a gymnast she could dominate your ass

>>669782770

Germany does not have any funny comedians. Neither men nor women. All of them are horrible.

>>669785465
So she does have a penis. Look I don't know how to tell you this but, your boy cousin dominates assholes.

>>669779808
No matter what year it is, the truth always hurts. That's why the US men's under 17 soccer team beat the women's national team multiple times. That's why the men's junior Olympic track and field results are better than women's Olympic track and field results. Why women have to play softball instead of baseball. Why women have attendance trophies for basketball and use lighter basketballs. Why women use lighter golf clubs and lighter golf balls and have tee boxes closer to the holes than men do and still can't drive as far as men and play golf as well as men. Why women strength competitions are no where close to men's strength competitions. I can go on and on. It's nature, biology. Women aren't and will never be as strong, fast, or even be remotely close to being as athletic as men are. Also women don't even win "woman of the year" anymore. Men do.

>>669785465
Weak women are worse at lifting than weak men.
The average woman is worse at lifting than the average man.
The female world record holder for weight lifting is worse at it than the male world record holder for weight lifting.

I'm not saying weight lifting is the end-all-be-all, but women are considerably worse at it than men.

>>669778878
I love how this bitch steps on and steals from other fem comedians

>>669785465
Oh yeah? Well I'm a Navy SEAL with over 9000 confirmed kills.

I think it's funny how people obsess over how Norm MacDonald is the second coming of christ, a comedic genius etc. but when he said he thinks Amy Schumer is the funniest person on the planet everyone was like "haha! hes obviously joking! what a great bit by Norm" because they are butthurt over the fact that she's a good comic

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>>669778994
They also suck at Magic The Gathering

>>669785946
Who the fuck obsesses over Norm MacDonald? He's sure shit.

>>669786101
norm seems to be the comedian of choice for anti-schumer types as far as I can tell

>>669785946
She really isn't a good comic m8. I mean she is great at blatantly stealing the routines of many other comics and lying about it, thus ruining the routines of the comic she stole from. But she herself is not funny, or attractive for that matter. I mean she even stole some bit from Patrice O'Neil. You just don't steal from dead people

>>669778956
Cunt detected.
Every time a womans brain may realize shes wrong it Blocks this thought and throws out the words "but still....."
Thats not using logic. Its demanding the truth To change To your will against all logic. Thats the behaviour of a 5 year old.
Well no, not even that. 5 year olds offen know theyre wrong but just still want To be right. But woman offen really believe theyre right. Thats how not-available their logic is.

>>669777916
Anything. They can't even give birth right most of the time.

>>669785903
kek

>>669786556
She's a good comic in the sense that she's good at the CRAFT of comedy. Being a good stand up is a skill which requires talent and experience, you can't just retardedly say she has neither because she was accused of stealing. Carols Mencia was a good comic in that sense (and btw Norm Macdonald has said that everyone was doing the Ari Shaffir bit that Joe Rogan flipped out over).

By the way, I think the accusations aren't true and as far as I've seen literally every professional comic agrees, including the ones who were supposedly ripped off like Marc Maron and now Tammy Pascatelli.

The 'excuses' she made make sense to anyone who isn't just blindly riding the hate wave. For example, if her writers wrote the bits that were problematic, how tf is she to blame for that? You guys just refuse to be objective about this shit

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kek

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>>669785990
>Eda Bilsel
>Carrie Oliver
>Melissa DeTora
>Asami Katoaka

whoops

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>>669785684
>women don't even win women of the year anymore
>men do

The undeniable fact here made my sides orbit the moon.

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>>669788651

>>669777916
Driving.

>>669778409
They do a pretty good fucking job of it in the Us legal system.

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>>669777916

I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing a great entertainer who relates to us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching some Amy Schumer stand-up with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

Well we are bad at many things. But hey, men still love us. We are like cute baby animals. Not rly useful but you would love to own one.

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>>669789486

>>669789486
Literally who?

>>669779808
Found the tumblr whale!

>>669789486
>why are you here

Lol you're all so fucking pathetic. Keep hating women while simultaneously whining about how lonely you are. Fucking sage.

>>669777916
this thread is a feminist/female hate thread
all of you virgins are mad at your female counterpart because you cant get laid
just because a women doesnt offer her pussy to you doesnt mean you gotta hate them
women still succeed in this patriarchal society and you faggots are jealous that they make you look beta
I happen to have respect for women for their beauty and intellect
not all women are as dumb as you would think if you just get out of your protective turtle shell and explore the world

Fighting, Boxing, Martial Arts in general.

>>669789486

>Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching some Amy Schumer stand-up with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

You're trying way too hard to make this bait.

>>669779494
underrated post

life

fun

>>669790295
Godspeed, you're the type of moral crusader my /b/ needs.
>jk kill yourself

>>669777916
im a grill and I am a pretty bomb ass mechanic

>>669790392
At least he's trying to make new original pasta. More than can be said of 99% of this board

>>669780759
Kek

>>669790302
>>669790295
0/10, I fuck girls daily (two fwb and my gf) and even I hate women for different reasons.

>tfw more sucessful than all these fgts claiming 2b sth

>>669790624
Not really moral crusading, just pointing out that this mentality comes from sad and pathetic butthurt virgins and no one else.>>669790625

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>>669789486
>cake is a lie maymay
please leave

>>669790625
>taking mechanical devices forcefully in your ass

>>669789486
>who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people
writes a fucking on /b/ gj socialite.

>>669790857
No, I work on cars and trucks for fun

>>669778310
I've only ever received one good blowjob and that's a fact.

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>>669789486
>>669790302

>>669784809
Yum

>>669778617
says the board with the most emotional men I've seen.

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>>669790889
kek

>>669777916
self control

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>>669777916

OP, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth.

You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.

Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity.

Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.

You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

>>669777916
monogamy

>>669777916
Loyalty

>>669791247
this.

>>669789486
>It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.
Tells others to join the present year, uses meme from 2007. How sad and pathetic is this persons life, trolling or otherwise?

>>669791346
70% of men in the US have cheated on their partners and 49% of women have. Top kek.

>>669790625
is no one going to ask me for tits?

>>669789486
I have watched almost everything she is in and not once did I laugh at her "jokes". I watched trainwreck because it was free at the time and there was nothing else in demand. An hour in I realized the only jokes I laughed at were the ones I was making about the movie. She has ZERO comedic skill and almost all of her jokes are the fucking same. If the first joke about how you fucked this guy wasn't funny what makes you think that the next 20 will be. On top of that she's fuggin ugly as sin, any man who has fucked her should be ashamed just like guys who fuck only ugly fat chix. I'm very open minded and never really knew who Amy was until comedy Central advertised her show every goddamn day so I never heard anything negative about her but I still found her unfunny

>>669791420
topkek

>>669791247
I don't think it is fair to generalize OP like that. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to not like women. They do have common traits that the majority of the female sex share, and they can be hated for those traits

>>669791555
>I realized the only jokes I laughed at were the ones I was making about the movie
>Laughing at your own jokes

faggot.

>>669791492
No, idc

>>669791636
>Don't generalize OP
>Generalizes a whole gender.
fucking idiot.

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>>669791636
>present year
>even bothering to expend one's energy on not liking someone else
>not utilizing that energy on making one's self a better person

>>669791492
Lol people hate women too much to care in this thread. I like girls though so yeah let's see them titties.

Such a fucking neckbeard thread. Don't you realize how beta this makes you?

Bitching about women on an anonymous internet forum.... so fucking manly!

>>669791738
>attacking people for actually being progressive
>using this stupid meme

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>>669791492
faggot

>>669791847
You had to beg for someone to ask you for tits. You're as pathetic as these sexist, beta cucks.

Women are pretty shit to tbh.

The only good thing they're good at is cooking and even then men are better at that.

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>>669791822
Well said.
Instead of providing am actual argument you attacked and stereotyped everyone on the board.

>some vagina smells fishy

>>669791847
Mm yeah, now turn around and spread your self for us. I wanna suck on those little torpedo titties.

>>669790991
And I fuck 10 playboy bunnies everyday

>>669792010
>tbh
16 year old detected

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>>669791985
kek

>>669789486
She photoshopped her face well.

>>669791847
Let's see some booty hole then.

>>669791423
Post your sources, also, america is not even 10% of the world population

>>669791423
Tell us the reason for this DJ Khaled
>They smart

>>669778617
Neither can Conservatives.

>>669791847
Why you erase?
I still have it open in another tab.

Post it again, I missed it.

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>>669778859

>>669791847
The fact that you posted and immediately deleted allowed me to cum to your picture. Mmmmmmm thanks girl

>>669792069
>Doesn't use tbh

Maybe try exploring another board pleb.

>>669791643
You like Amy schumer don't you?
>I see you eyein the first piece

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Repost of them tiddies

I like how most of the males here are subpar trash but by virtue of their gender, thing they can associate themselves with a few great men.

Sucking dick.

Seriously. Find out.

You know how EVERYONE accepts women are better at eating pussy?

As good as a woman can suck a dick, a man will do it better. Op is the best.

>>669792540
Don't be upset cause I figured out how old you are.

>>669792615
Because you're gigantic fag that laughs at their own jokes

>>669792699
>>>/reddit/

>>669777916
I disagree, my girlfriend is funny as hell. Women can definitely be good at just about anything, they just don't have a propensity towards a lot of male-dominated fields because they've been largely focused as a gender on "womanly" things. It's all genetics and the sooner people realize that while no one is created equal, case and point a lot of men are seriously un-funny too, we should all be treated equally under the law. Not this weird some things are skewed towards men but almost everything is skewed towards women thing the courts are on about these days.

You know what women are always super good at? Whining, and getting stupid men to believe their whining.

>>669791738
Well people can't help what they don't like. You can try to work on it but sometimes its rooted in your psychology from when you were a child, and you can't really change that kind of stuff. Its more like present year--people are still pretending like they aren't who they really are?...because the new generation are a bunch of dumb hipsters who have too much of a voice due to internet and social media?...trying not to offend other faggy hipsters?..thinking they're smart, but its the same crap people argued over for centuries, only now these stupid kids have more of a voice than ever. You know what I mean buddy. I don't mean offense to anyone I don't like. I just can't help not liking them and I don't pretend to be something I'm not. A lot of women are horrible, but a lot of people are horrible in general. But this thread was for things women aren't good at, which has nothing to do with hating them anyway. We all know they aren't good at math, or anything really. What's the big deal?

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>>669788252
4 against thousands..

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>>669793059
>"sometimes its rooted in your psychology from when you were a child"
>by that logic, people who were raped as children have it rooted in their psychology
>by that logic, people who were raped as children are free to go on giant child-raping sprees
>why not just put some fucking carnival music while you do it

>>669778144
Kek

>>669790995
So how do you know how a blowjob is suppose to feel good if a girl has never given you a good one?

>>669777916
> singing
> math
> sports
> medicine
> politics
> science
> manual labor
> engineering
> survival
> confrontation
> rational thinking
> separating emotion from day to day life
> driving
> gaming
> not getting raped

Let's be honest if it weren't for the fact they have a pussy they wouldn't be around.

>>669778884
He wouldnt be a woman.

>>669792672
I wouldn't classify myself as great but I am about average if not a little better with goals in life and am following my plan to success. I can say without a doubt nor rebuttal from anyone that women are shit creatures who only live to reproduce. I've been with my fair share of women and never once has it lasted more than a year and it was never my fault. I did what they asked of me, I have a great dick (8$), I'm a nice guy, I'm fit, I make a lot of money so there isn't any reason to not be faithful to me but no women like to have their cake with some pie and ice cream on the side which is not fair to me. I have legitimate reasons why I hate women so what you say is irrelevant

>>669778144
Nice dubs!

>>669793274
A lot of people who are sexually abused as children do exactly that, because they can't help it. They know its not ok, but they still can't help it. Or they think its normal. So I don't really get your point. I like the carnival music idea though if you replace children with puppies

>>669785559
That's what happens when you kill all the jews.

>>669792753
I'm a funny guy, I'm told. Problem?

>>669779052
>implying men aren't also better at sex and cooking

>>669793538
then they would be men you fucking moron, thats how biology works and why we need women.

Peeing standing up.

>>669793869
Obviously you've told yourself that because you laugh at your own shitty jokes. You cuck.

>>669785684
>Also women don't even win "woman of the year" anymore. Men do.
HAHAHAHAHA
Just looked it up.

>>669778878
>>669777777

>>669793647
>it lasted more than a year and it was never my fault

I 100% doubt that in relationships most of the time both parties are responsible for why it ends unless it was abusive. From what you've written you sound like a man-child and if I was a woman I'd break up with your whiney ass aswell.

>>669777916
anything and everything
>sex excluded

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>>669777916
understanding danger or how to stay away from it

>>669794313
You must be one of those unfunny people I heard about like that Amy shoemer person.
>it's ok to not be funny

>>669793647
>refuses to take responsibility for their own relationships failing
>blames all women for it

Sounds legit. Maybe there's a reason you can't hold a decent relationship.

>>669791142
>implying 4chan isn't full with women pretending to be men

>>669782469
I see nigs, spics, and women posting selfies on here more than I see white men doing it.

>>669794665
>getting this defensive cause you're a faggot who laughs at their own jokes

Winning Woman of the Year

>>669794472
I really want an explanation on how you drew that conclusion

>>669792670
Ew what the hell hahaha

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>>669793647
>I have a great dick (8$
I'll buy it.

>>669793493
>> not getting raped
gave me a giggle

>>669788252
>autistc enough to know 4 female MtG player by name

or

>autistic enough to search it just because another anon said women are shit in MtG

just tell us which one

>>669794825
You've tried to justify as to why you DESERVE a relationship and called yourself a 'nice guy' whilst spewing shit on how women are only good for reproducing.

>I've been with my fair share of women and never once has it lasted more than a year

Then maybe you're the fucking problem. If you've been with multiple people and they keep breaking up with you then you're obviously doing something wrong but you refuse to take responsibility for that and instead choose to take your anger out on a whole gender. There are people that have been in long term relationships with women for years without them cheating or leaving them. Women aren't the problem here, you are.

>>669794677
I do what I'm supposed to: I usually only see my gf 3-4 days out of the week, I never stalk her on social media, I treat her as well as I was taught to by my mother, I beat up guys who harrass her. What am I possibly doing wrong? You tell me

>>669794741
Not defensive just having fun trolling you

I always thought women are so shit because they were raised too differently. tomboys forever

Loyalty
Honour
Music
Hard-work (this applies to niggers too)

I don't hate women by any means, but anyone who thinks women are 'funny' needs a reality check. it's not to say women can't ever be funny (I know some chicks my age, mid 20s, who are fucking hilarious)...but like, overall, women just aren't funny. especially female comedians, especially when doing stand up.

if you need evidence of this, google search 'female comedians' and then 'male comedians'. a solid 50% of the male ones still suck, but not very few females have ever done any stand up worth watching. it's cause without fail, vast majority of jokes are centered on the fact she has a vagina, and nothing more. it's like the episode of its always sunny where Dee does stand up

most comedians have been shit on by society, so they can laugh at anything, themselves included. most female comedians never faced this (cause they're decently attractive). fat and ugly chicks tend to be funniest, cause they've had to develop of thick skin over the years. look at lisa lampanelli, she's one of the few women I;ve seen who's actually really funny

>>669795255
I never said they broke up with me, I always catch them cheating and I was a nice guy until my last relationship a year ago when I caught her giving head to her "friend" in my house

>>669795771
you either have very shit taste in women or you're leaving out details because if you've been cheated on multiple times there has to be a reason behind it.

>>669795561
I work hard everyday and I'm a strong black woman you racist motherfucker

>>669795561
>implying black people haven't had to do extremely hard work to get out of poverty

>>669795760
Or maybe just people instantly have a prejudice against women in stand up so they're unconsciously expecting them to be unfunny and hold them up to a higher standard to male comedians.

>>669796135

typical SJW response. plenty of times I've seen men doing stand up and not laughed a single time. had nothing to do with anything except for them being unfunny

laughing is binary, if someone says something it's either funny or its not, there's no gender-readjustment constant. even if Im in a shit mood I'll still laugh

>>669796791
I'm just saying there could be a psychological reason behind it but we'll never know unless they do a study on it.

>>669795913
Bear with me cuz this will be long.
I have never gone for women who:use a lot of makeup, have a lot of friends, always surrounded by trouble, talk shit about others especially if they don't deserve it pretty much I never go for the super popular girls I only go for the attractive nerds or quiet ones. I was in the popular crowd myself but every girl in our group always had a boyfriend and I didn't want to ruin what they had regardless of the girls' advances. I was taught the basics of chivalry and implemented it into my life so I always held doors open, pulled out chairs you know, the usual. In school I'd always scope out the class and pick my next gf for that time and I always picked the quiet ones because I like conservative women.anyway I've pretty much done this my whole life and it only seemed to blow up in my face when I was out of school since the relationship wasn't bound to the one school year. I don't have a problem picking women and I'm not a bad guy in fact I thought I would be considered a catch but idk the issue then I found MGTOW