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PENIS QUESTION: Are you guys growers or showers? Always wondered
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PENIS QUESTION: Are you guys growers or showers? Always wondered what the average flaccid penis length is...

Usually I'm anywhere from 2 to 3 inches flaccid but im right around 5.5 inches hard. Yeah I'm fucking small but nothing I can do about that.

Just wanna see how everyone else is.
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grower or shower? Wtf is that?
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>>669660384
(Psssst, don't let the secret out BUT; you're not that small)
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>>669660384
Same. Pretty girthy though. I love showing off my flaccid dick and watching the girls face as it grows.
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>>669660531
Why don't we apply a little logic hmm?
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>>669660384
Nothing wrong with 5.5. They are fun to suck on.
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>>669660384
I'm usually around 3 flaccid 7.5 ish hard
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Defs a grower. 2 inches soft 6.5 hard
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Mooar of this bitch!
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>>669660545
This anon is right. I am just about the same way, and I have never had a girl dissatisfied with it. You just need to know what you are doing and it's all good.
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I'm a major grower. Like maybe around an inch or so flaccid, but grows to just over 6 and pretty girthy hard.
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>>669660531
Get the fuck of /b/ if you are that young
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Definitely a grower. Erect I am perfectly average. Flaccid is embarrassing.
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>>669661166
Same here. Nice dubb dubbs
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>>669661166
Shit ut was tripp dubbs!
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Yeah I'm about 2 inches flaccid then 7 inches erect. I think more white people are growers and blacks are showers.
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2.5 soft 6.5 erect
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Cave men had to have small soft dicks otherwise it would get snagged by rocks, bushes, alligators, etc.
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i grow like a farmer
1 soft almost 9 hard
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>>669660384
i can sit around 1 inch flaccid and when i'm hard close to 6 inches. Though sometimes, i rock like, a semi at about 2-3, but it's usually sitting at the 1 inch spot. so right about with you
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>>669661493
left over adaptation. the extra few inches for blood cooling makes perfect sense in hot areas, while being able retract completely to prevent heat lost and frost damage makes sense in the cold
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grower mate
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>>669660705
How many women actually enjoy or cant handle your 7.5 inch dick?
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People who say that they are showers are dirty fucking liars.
Everyone has a tiny dick flaccid.
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>>669660384
About 1-2 inch flaccid.
About 6.5-7 inch hard.
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Grower, wish I was a shower though
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>>669661978
You are thw deffenition of autistic
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>>669660384
This chick is hot. Any more?
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>>669662145
>calls people autistic
>can't even spell
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grower, mine is about 1 to 1.5 flaccid and 6.5 inches erect with a curve like a scimitar
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>>669660384
Grower

Tiny penis flaccid
Above avg hard

6'7 guy too so girls are expecting a LOT downstairs
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>>669661962
I'm a virgin so none atm
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2½-3" flaccid (hard to measure precisely). 8" hard.
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>>669660955
and remember, width is usually more important than length (as long as you aren't 2 inches).
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im about 2-3 flaccid and just under 6 erect, all tree women I've been with ave told me I'm big. I have a bit larger than average girth but don't worry about being a grower
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>>669662208
Gets offended, calls me out.
>ohhh
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3 flaccid, 6 and a half full, 5 in girth, however with a cock ring I can push to 7 in length, it's nothing impressive but I shave and it looks pretty good imo.
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>>669660384
Grower, like 3 inches flaccid and 7 erect
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100% flaccid 1-2 inch nubbin'

rucking a chubby (pants cloth rubbin it or sexy femalez around) ~4" (only display penis to others at this state of attention or greater)

Full on Party time ~6"

One Girthy little buddy though
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>>669660384
i love how 6.5 - 7 inches is basically the official, i'm lying about my size range
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Is six inches hard big? I'm 5'2 if that has anything to do with that
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>>669660384
Grower. 3" soft, 7" hard.
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Yo but do women even care how long your dick is when flaccid?
>3 inches flaccid
>probably 8 when erect
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>>669660384
I'm a grower.
Flaccid cold is like 2 inches.
Flaccid warm is about 3 inches.
That middle chubby area is 4 to 5 inches. Erect is about 7 inches.
And when he's fucking beat red angry dick he pushes another half in out.

My wife calls him a turtle when I'm cold and a snake when I'm hard. Wtf.
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>>669663428
its not really that big but on a 5'2" body itd look bigger, my dicks a bit over 7 inches but im also 6'4" so it looks smaller
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>>669661962
Just short of 8 inches reporting in here, and I think its the perfect size. As long as the girl is not a skeleton you can pretty much always go balls deep.
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3 inches flaccid
6.2 inches hard
but 6.25 girth so im fine but id trade an inch of girth for an inch of length. the only girl that hasn't almost made me stop at the start was a slut and she was still tight.
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both, depending on the day/heat. i'm only about 8.25'' hard, and when soft i range from like 2.5'' to 6''ish
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>>669660384

I'm the epitome of a grower. I'm like 1.5" soft and 5.5" hard. Yeah I'd take an extra inch if god offered but it's worked out well for me so far
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I've never figured out how to measure girth. It seems stupid not to understand how, but I would appreciate some clarification if anyone could enlighten me.
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About 3 inches soft, 5.5 hard but 5 inches in circumference. GF and I are both perfectly happy with my dick.
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measure around your dick with a string then measure it
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>>669664439
wrap string around shaft...measure length of string
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>>669664588
Thank you
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>>669664439
you can easily buy a tailor's ruler, which is sold at every crafts store as well as most stores like home depot. some dollar stores and shit sell flexible rulers pretty cheap, but you could always just use paper/string then mark where it starts to overlap. boom, your girth.
>pro tip: girth is most commonly measured at the middle of the shaft, rather than at the base or under the head. the base tends to have extra skin on many men, which can inflate measurements, and almost all men are thinner just below the glands than the rest of their cock
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>>669664459
5.5 x 5...aw how cute. at least shes a nice girlfriend convincing yu shes ok with your small dick...while sucking on a 7 incher at night while you sleep.
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I'm around average, 9.5 inches flaccid, 18" erect (measured from the anus). It looks small on my 8'10" frame though, but I've never had trouble putting it balls deep in a 14 year old, I'd say it's the perfect size.
Sometimes have a hard time buying clothes though, what with my biceps being 26" and my body fat being 3%.
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>>669660384

around 4ish when soft
around 8 when hard depending on if im on anything lol. If im drinking or on my anti depressants im 7 - 7.5.
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>>669660384
1.5ish small to 6.5 or 7 hard
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>>669660384
3 to 4 inches flaccid, 7.5 hard for me. Pretty average.
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>>669660384
1-2 inch soft 7-8 hard yep
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>>669662094
Ditto m8 we dick bros
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mine flaccid
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god this is hilarious. you all claim youre 7 inches or more...keep lying to yourself you small dicked faggots. hahahahahask;fhjasdgsdf;kglhfg
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2 flaccid and 5 erect, i'm told i have a pretty cute clit *blushes*
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7.5"
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>>669665252
is that circ'd or uncirc'd?
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>>669660384
I have no idea to be honest. it depends on temp of the room. typically im closer to 4 inches flacid, and just almost 7 inches hard.
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>>669660384
grower fo sho
ps 5.5 aint so small you'll be fine anon
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>>669660384
about the same
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>>669665252

erected
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>>669664439
like this, mine, not fully errect because I fapped 10 minutes or so ago though.
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>>669660384
Grower maybe 3.5-4 inches flacid but around 6.8-7.3 inches hard, depending on how aroused I am. can post pics.
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>>669665262
I'm a foot long flaccid, when I have a semi I am two foot long, if I am really horny and my playboy model girlfriends, all twenty eight of them, are naked and showing me their boobies and front bottom women parts where they don't have a peenee,then I am just under a yard long.
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>>669663606
is your gf's name roy campbell?
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>>669665412

circ
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for real though everyone on here says 7 inches quit using your hand to push your dick out fags
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Shower, definitely. But I'm so hyper sensitive to shit that chances are if a girls' looking at or holding my dick I'm already fully erect. My ex probably only saw how small my dick was the like handful of times she saw me take a piss, as wehn we showered together I'd still always be hard.
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>>669661854
Fuck, thats why...
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>>669660384
Im not really sure how to measure mine. Mine points very UP. SO like from above its maybe 5-5.5 and from ballsack side curved up its at least 6
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>>669665390
prove it
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>>669663989
This, except it makes butt stuff really difficult.
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About 2-3 flacid and just over 7 erect
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>>669665739
when youre soft does the foreskin cover the head at all?
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Thread's making me feel just a little better about myself. Always thought it was really fucking weird the metamorphosis my penis goes through when I get hard.
Like 2" totally flaccid, 7.5" hard
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>>669661854
I know 90% of /b/ is bullshit, but that sort of makes sense
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>>669665902
I'm not horny and I'd have to re-tape my webcam from the top of my monitor. Maybe some day soon.
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>>669660384
Around 3 or so soft, over 6 hard... I haven't actually measured since high school.
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~3 flaccid
7 hard
Average girth
I'm happy with it
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Grower. On average about 4" flaccid, right out of the shower/pool about .5", fully erect about 8.5"
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Roughly doubling is about normal. Certain things can really cause the penis to turtle, however, but typically a 6 sits at 3 to 3.5, or a 7 sits at 3.5 to 4. Some people naturally hang at near their full erect length. They are the ones mainly responsible for feelings of inadequacies in locker room showers across the globe.
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>>669665262
>lying on an anonymous board
There is no reason for anyone to really lie. Yeah you can keep assuming everyone is lying but I couldn't give two shits. Yeah I'm sure some people might lie every once in a while but I think most people post their real numbers because there is literally nothing to prove on an anonymous board. 7 inches is not long at all and I've noticed 7 seems to be not very uncommon.
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>>669660384
5.5x7 soft, same hard. so i guess show-er..?
miserable heavy when it's soft, though.
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I'm a chain long when soft, but just over a furlong when I'm aroused.
My wife, a real princess who is a model and stuff too and even kisses me on the lips says that jam nigger than king Kong who is real and lives on a real island and esta ppl especially girls cause my girl was supose d to be fed 2 him n the he see she wuz 2 preti 2 b eten n let her go n then he wuz scare cause he seed my dik n then he runned awayn then he never com bak n I marid her n we had sekz n everithin
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>>669666121

only when im cold, the rest of the time it is uncovered
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im a bigtime shower, i can be like 6 inches soft but im only 7 inches hard
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>>669662600
What is the ideal width?
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>>669666375
you're doing pretty good for a sissy girl anon
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>>669665002
lol'd, thanks
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>>669665902
You're not small, you're average. 99% of these fuckheads who say their packing meat are your size or smaller.
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>>669660384
About 2 inch flaccid 6.5 inch hard and I am only 15
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>>669660384
actually 5.5 is average so your cool I'm 4.2 I'm small
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>>669666509
fair enough. i know it sounds stupid but i was adopted and now both my adopted parents are dead and this whole time i thought i was circumcised but now im thinking im not...and i have no one to ask.
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>>669666672
not a chick, so can't really tell you.
>>669666699
>dat post number
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>>669666699
You. I like your post number. It is nice.
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>>669660384
same exact measurements as you my op cock/b/ro
might be smaller flaccid depending on a few factors and im chub
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>>669666672
I think 5.5 is ideal. When you get more yeah you will probably please some sluts but for a lot of women too much girth is a bad thing. I'd rather not be able to please a slut than get a gf that doesn't like to have sex cause it hurts too much.
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3-4 inches flaccid on average. 7.5 inches hard.
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>>669666367
Yeah me too n I gotz a dik n wen I went 2 zoo elephant jump on table bcz he thinks me am big dim have.
wen me am not be Harding me am have the lightyear penoid.
when am be me be the of the hardestness, me are am have the galaxy width peenoid
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>the day b was raided by dutch pornstars
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>>669667029
>>669666949
quit sucking up and start sucking it sluts
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>>669661854

This might be the most intellectual post I've ever seen on /b/

And this is a dick thread
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I'm 4 inches soft(ware), and 8 inches on the internet.
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My dick so tiny it's like not even a full inch flaccid. Then it balloons up to 7 inches and thick when I get hard. Can't let girls see me not hard.
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>>669667127
yeah, at 5.5 I can tare up my GF if we go at it too hard. Granted she's tiny as fuck and was a virgin when we started dating....
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About 2" soft, and about 4.75" hard. A "grower", technically, but not by much.
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>>669660384
Around 2-3 flaccid and around 7.5-8 length.
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>>669666199
>>669667432
welcome to the laws of thermodynamics. Like the rules of the internet, they cannot be broken. People try, and lose hard
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>>669667135
Yeah it pretty obvious seeing troll posts like this but just look at some dick rate threads. There are a LOT of 7~ inch dicks. 7 is not very long nowadays.
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>>669667405
But m'lady, there is but no thing to suck! XD
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>>669666860
b&
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>>669666869

well post a pic and I can tell you if you are circ or not
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>>669667710
“When I follow a rule, I do not choose. I follow the rule blindly”
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>>669665002
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4 soft 8 hard
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My soft & hard anteaterdick.
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>>669668385
>tape measure not inline with dick
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>>669668385
asking because im genuinely curious -- how do girls usually react to your foreskin when your dick is flaccid? or when they give you head?
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I got older and lost some elasticity out of it so now I hang around 5
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>>669667800
Because nowadays dicks are growing.
Just like women are becoming more rational by the day.
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>>669668600

3 degrees off center, my bad.

>fucking engineers...

>>669668610

React? Like they do with any other penis, I suppose... never had any complaints. All seemed to enjoy sucking it.
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>>669660384
2-3 inches flaccid, 6.5 inches hard
definitely a grower
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im about 1 inch flaccid 6 inches hard definitely a grower
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>>669666578
dude idk what i would do if I had that much taper on my dick head
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>>669667937
soft
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>>669669433
not circumcised. my dick looks the same when its flaccid.
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>>669666367
so you're basing your theory on the logic of the posters on /b/ making sense?


leave now.
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>>669669554
this is groundbreaking shit, guys...im super duper excitey whitey.
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>>669665568
You poor little man
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i truly hate my size

im like somewhere between 5 and 6 but it sucks man

and it kinda thins out near the base :(
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>>669660384
>Always wondered what the average flaccid penis length is...
Worrying about dick size is an insecurity thing.
Never had a chick mention dick size as a factor of whether we screwed or not.
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>>669660384
I suffer with micro penis
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>>669660384
Massive grower
6.5 inches hard but like a micropenis flaccid, so like 1-2 inches
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>>669660384
3.3 inches flaccid and 6.2 inches erect. so grower
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>>669669784
pics?
you know there are various stretching exercises you can do to fix the strange shape, as well as surgery if it really bothers you
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>>669666367

You really don't use simple logic, do you?

Actual scientific studies show the average is 5.5 inches. Has been the case for years. Your faggy browsing of 4chan isn't scientific.

Here's where critical thinking ability should kick in:

>guys with bigger penises are more likely to show them off

>more larger penises displayed than the true average

Very, very simple. Just like you.
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>>669661854
Props to you, makes perfect sense
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Maybe 1in soft
4.7 when hard
:/
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Grower.
4 flaccid and 7 hard.
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I'm def a grower. I'm about 2 inches soft and almost 6 hard. No lie. P.S. I'm not over 18
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>>669670424
That just means you can ram me balls deep easier and I can deepthroat you easier.

Cheer up, buddy.
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>>669665568
HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
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>>669670714

M or F?
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>>669670321
5.5 is the global average, which includes the majority of humanity who live in micropenis land. US average is a half inch to an inch more depending on the study.

Also notable: most people over-measure by a half inch by bone-pressing, so you can mentally subtract that from most of the measurements you see here. Official measurements only measure external dick, so flattening your public mound for a greater length is cheating.
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>>669670776
I'm not sure what you mean, but im a guy
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Grower.

1-2 inches totally soft, and around 6.5 inches when I'm rock hard.
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>>669670898

I didn't flatten anything in my pic... why would you? That's just stupid.
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>>669670898
Official measurements only measure external dick, so flattening your public mound for a greater length is cheating.

>flattening your public mound
>public mound

lol wut
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>>669660384
Sauce????
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>>669670898
have you ever actually read any scientific studies into the subject? bone pressed measurements are used almost exclusively. the reason why is because it allows statisticians to be able to fairly compare people who are obese to those who are average and skinny. and while not all of the difference between non bone pressed and bone pressed is used during sex, when your pubic bone is pressed against someone else's the fat pad will be pushed in a bit
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>>669671176
Flattening fucking fat over your public bone where your dick anchors. The mound on your fucking pubis.
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>>669670035
Also, when I was in high school changing in the locker room was awful. I would have to cover my fly in case my dick was to accidentally show.
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>>669660384
4 inches flaccid, a little less than 8 hard, whitey with a native american streak
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4.5 inch flacid. 7inch hard.
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>>669671347
>fairly compare people who are obese to those who are average and skinny
It's totally fair to record obese people as having shorter dicks than if they had less fat. Because they would.
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>>669660384
5.5" hard is avarage, not small. kek
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>>669670714
Underage b&
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>>669661082
Not english at all
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never measured soft, but like 2.5-3. 6.7 hard though
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>>669660384
Same as you OP, about 5.5 hard, 2-3 flaccid sometimes even 1
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3/4 centimeter flaccid 21/22 cm hard
i dont know how the fuck that is possible though 10 points for gryffindor i guess
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Grower, 1.5 inches flaccid, around 5.5 erect. It's so embarrasing in the gym showers
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I go from 2.5 inches flaccid to 6.5 inches hard
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4.5 ->> 7

On a cold day more like 2 ->> 7
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>>669671349
>Flattening fucking fat over your public bone where your dick anchors.
>fat over your public bone
>public bone

I cant stop laughing. holy shit. he doesn't seem to get it.
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>>669660384
I'm about 8" erect, and around 3-4" flaccid.
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Im not into your metric system amerifats, but at flaccid im like 8cm? 21cm when hard btw
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>>669660384
grower, 1- 2" flaccid but 6" hard and 4.5" girth
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>>669661493
Maybe. I'm a black dude and my junk looks like a baby grub worm with a helmet, but erect I'm pretty handsome down there, solid 7 usually, which is Goldilocks, far as I've noticed.
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You tell me
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>>669671590
that's why non bone pressed and bone pressed are taken, bro. attempting to compare a population of obese people to malnourished kenyans will of course show different averages, but that has nothing to do with what their actual physiology is. actual scientists know that there are variables that need to be accounted for before you can make any sort of generalization or assert a hypothesis. being a fatass doesn't magically make your dick shrink, so using bone pressed measurements when determining racial/national averages is the only way to get a realistic, reliable answer to the question. saying bone pressed measurements isn't a viable way to measure, for the purpose of statistical analysis, is like saying self reporting IS a reliable methodology.
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Definitely grower but I don't mind.

Flaccid: 1.5-2.5 inches
Hard: 6-6.5 inches
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>>669660545
This guy's right. You're average flaccid and erect.
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>>669672243
>baby grub worm with a helmet
kek
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>>669671893
easily fixed by getting rock hard in front of all the lads trust me this will work for you
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Well Im 4 while flaccid and 7.2 when hard. Would that be growing or showing?
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>>669672084
Ah. Typo.
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>>669672419
see, this is the typical lying faggot on here that other anon's have been talking about. I think somehow saying shit like this makes him feel better about himself, even though he knows he will not get any real recognition for his claim. I mean really...who would say that?

> "yeah brah...sucks havin a big dick..."
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2 inch soft
4 inch hard
So shower? Grower? Doesn't matter
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>>669660384
grower. Maybe like 2 inches flaccid, but 6 inches hard.
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4 inch soft 8 had and 5 in circumference. "Tight" girls too tight.
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>>669670776
I dont identify as one of these genders. Please fix it.
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Grower I guess, 3" flaccid 6.5" erect
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>Mfw I am cut and if I get cold enough my dick slides inside itself like it has foreskin still

>mfw my dick grows to be about 6.5 inches long and fairly girthy
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>>669673315
Sorry,
M, F or Cunt
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Anyone want to take bets in erect length?
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>>669673007
Do you honestly think I give a fuck about the size of your dick? And why do your friends all look at your dick? That's pretty gay, bro....

And if I did care for some reason, do you really think you posting a picture on here will somehow convince anyone that it is really you?

You're not too smart, friend. Maybe they call you "******dingo" cause you're as dumb as a fucking nigger.
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>>669674230
That is erected//
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>>669673315
kek
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>>669664971
Got some self esteem issues of your own anon?
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>>669660384
Man I'm all over the place. I think somethings wrong with my dick. Sometimes it's nice and full when it's flaccid and sometimes it looks small. Sometimes my boners look huge and sometimes I'm like what happened.

I don't understand. So I'm both OP.
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>>669674388
Not even close
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>>669674230
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>>669664971
>implying 7'' is impressive
>implying 7'' isn't basically 6''
8'' or bust, nigger
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4 flacid 8 erect but my hands make me look small
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>>669674881
>8 inches

We are going off what your mom prefers, not what you prefer faggot.
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>>669660531
Tits or gtfo
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>>669674957
>My hands make it look small

Naw, the ruler makes it look small bro.
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>>669674817
why is it so greasy?
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I'm a grower. About 3 flaccid but 8 erect
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>>669660384
I can be as small as less than an inch whil flaccid, but my hard length is 7 inches, a little bit more but 7 is a good place ti round off. I'm not sure if I got the lucky end or the unfortunate end of the stick.
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>>669675054
lel. fact of the matter is, 95% of women prefer big dicks. 7'' aint big, faggot. i'm a lil above 8'' and im considered unimpressive by the standards of most of the women i've fucked and fooled around with, including the virgins
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>>669660384
I guess I'm a grower?

~2.5 Soft, 7 inches hard
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>>669675336
Silicon based lube, I was jerking off.
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>>669662405
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>>669672853
Same, never been in a relationship because im too embarrassed of it. Probably never will be either.
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>>669661962
1 flaccid to 7.5 erect and more than the average girth.

Sometimes I dick punch my wife in the cervix, sometimes I don't. She enjoys it except the occasional WHAT THE FUCK painful moment.
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>>669660384
Same stats as you OP
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>>669675463
another faggot who is lying. 8 inches is big...and if you're fucking women that are "unimpressed" by 8 inches, you're fucking complete whores, and none of them are virgins.

see...why do people do this? when the topic of dick size comes up, they just lie. it's not like if you say it enough times it'll come true. I just don't get it lol
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I guess I could have added....or you live in fucking Africa and are a nigger. That's the only way.
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>>669663233
you needed quotation marks, not a comma
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>>669676601
except...i'm not lying, you fucking moron. not a single word of what i said was anything but the truth. i've fucked 2 virgins, fooled around with a third, and fucked about 10 more non virgins. are you that fucking insecure that you assume everyone who says they have a bigger dick than you is lying? obviously, a lot are since this is the internet. have you ever given consideration to the idea that maybe the women you had been with weren't impressed by your 6-7'', and that you were the one with a false grip on reality? jesus, i guess i should be flattered that being honest on the internet receives accusations of lying
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>>669674817
Did you just fuck a slime monster or someting?
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I don't know.
I'm 3,5 inches soft, 6,5 erect.
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>>669672084
If you or a classmate didn't jokingly call it public hair in the sex ed phase of school, you aren't very creative. Things like that are 100% hivemind. And each generation thinks they're witty and original. Just like you seem to.
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>>669660384
definitely grower, completely flaccid barely 3 inches, hard, well above 6
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>>669675935
Currently in a relationship
According to her she doesn't mind because and I quote 'she loves all of me'
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grower like inch to 5.5in girls don't know about growers.
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>>669660384
14 here, will my dick grow more?
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>>669672169
They teach conversion to and from metric as well as Farenheit / Celsius in US schools. Yet eurotrash seems to think that's worse.

>amerifats know and use 2 systems of measurement, and I only know 1
>doing less math must mean I'm better at math
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>>669678645
nah
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>>669678799
hmmm so is 6 3/4 alright to please a woman?
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>>669678937
no you need at least 2 feet
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A shower
4 inches flacid
6.5 erect
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>>669679121
i understand what i must do
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3" flaccid and 6" erect reporting in. Have a hot wife and two blonde boys.
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>>669678645
prolly not, unless you get one of those expensive and risky as fuck surgeries or start jelqing. but, at 14, the risk of you fucking your shit up permanently is a lot higher than if you started at like 18-20
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>>669660707
Same here
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>>669660384
I'm about 2.5 flaccid, 6.5 hard
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about 4 soft, 8 hard
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>>669677672
Where do you live? That might make a difference.
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>>669679806
not sure bout the girth but i'm pretty thick
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>>669672255
what are your measurements??
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>>669679914
new england. specifically, eastern massachusetts.
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>>669677672
>reality
The real reality is that 5.5 or so is the average, and anyone who thinks otherwise has chosen to ignore statistics and instead view porn as reality. You're not lying, you're just ill informed and deluded about the reality of average penis size, and so are the women you've been with. It's not your fault. This is what happens when one is obsessed with porn OR they live in Africa or something. Maybe you live in one of the rare regions of the world where 7 is average. Most of the world is 5.5 or lower.

For example, you believe that 95% of women prefer big dicks. According to every study ever done, this is not true. Find me one survey where the number is 95% or above. If you truly are around women who think 8 inches is unimpressive, then perhaps you should move. You'd be a fucking king where the average is 4. Seriously dude, you'd be a legend.
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Flaccid... Sometimes ranges, some days I'll be at about 3 inches some days it'll look like someone super glued a baby dick to my pubic area. Hard, 7 1/2 inches. Not too bad, no girl has said "whoa that's huge" but when I say I have a small dick to get them to boost my confidence (insecure autist) they say it's perfect size, although I've only slept with 1 out of 4 girls that told me that. Other girls I didn't fish for compliments.
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>>669680870
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1.5 to 2 inches flaccid, about 5.5 erect with decent girth. Flaccid length depends on the temp.

My only complaint is the skin tags I have on the neck thanks to a pair of mesh-lined swim trunks when I was a kid. Ladies seem to like it though.
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>>669660384
holy shit are you me
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I think my penis has a serious issue. Typically, when flaccid it's probably an inch, maybe 2 on the best of days. Like it is incredibly small and embarrassing, but when I'm erect it gets up to about 6.5 inches.
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>>669681022
where did i say that 7'' is average? global average, according to recent metadata studies, is actually just shy of 5.2'' bone pressed with an average mid shaft girth of 4.7''. i never stated that 7'' was average, i was merely stating that 7'' is unimpressive. the majority if american women prefer men who are 6' or taller, and yet the national average is 5'9''. most women prefer men who are making six figures annually, and yet the average income is under $50 000. what is and isn't average or common isn't under scrutiny, the simply reality as i know it is that very very few people in general want average. by our very nature, we tend to idolize and aspire to attain/obtain what is above average. just because something is average does not mean that that is what is what the average person wants.
>>669681562
many of those are self reported figures m8. the democratic republic of congo figure was a self reported study of 23 men. that's as accurate as asking 23 anons and saying that's representative of the average internet goer's dick size
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Normal, I guess? It doesn't get extremely small like some but it's also not hanging 6" or anything.
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>>669660384
flaccid anywhere between 2-5 inches
hard 8
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>>669660384
me 4inch flaccid, 6,5" erected. i think its the middle
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>>669682126
does it not get any more upright thatn the last picture? never saw one that curves down that much when hard. also I' say you tend to be more of a shower
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16, 2.5 to 6, grower for sure.
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