>>669634742
i wish something like that would happen at my school

>inb4 "Ghost of USC"

I banged an average looking girl at a average party in a average way. Welcome to the reality of University/College

>>669634742
god gril bodies are beautiful. strange how just looking at them makes your pipi tingle

I was playing some drinking game with my girlfriend, two other hot girls, and some other guy. Long story short we all ended up naked, my girlfriend and I made out with both girls while the guy watched. Then they all watched while I fucked my girlfriend

>>669634742
some people should really just keep there clothes on

>>669637228
This happened like 3-4 times. My gf and I both wanted a three way with one of the girls but I broke up with her before we got to do any of that. She was psych and not worth sticking around for the threeway.

Freshman year I was in a room with 4 girls and another guy (all different people). No idea how this got started but two of the girls started kissing and then everyone ended up naked and I ended up making out with 3/4 girls and had one give me a blowjob while everyone else was making out/fingering

>>669634742
Lucked out and got a trap dorm mate. Spent a whole year fucking his tiny pink pooper, getting high, and playing borderlands 2 with him. I'll still credit him as the best girlfriend I've ever had.

>>669637941
Oh and that night I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and the girl that we weren't going to do the three way with. Line up was me, gf, other girl spooning. I started fingering other girl while my gf was asleep. 99% sure she thought it was my gf fingering her

>>669637941
Psych girls are always the best at sex /b/ro, you fucked up letting that one go.

One night I wanted to stay up late studying for finals so I are a bunch of my step sons adderal. Ended up fuck Ing my wife all night live on some can feed

>>669634742
I never went to school

but I've fucked many a dumb bitches who go to college, see there ain't no competition. They ain't got nothing but a buncha collegefags around em all day. So they're easy picking

>>669636320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSCYXfpcuSs

>>669638199
Fucking faggot

I had only mens in class since 13, i'm 22.

>>669638953
Faggot detected

>>669639052
Yeah, but you'll never beat Handsome Jack with your cock in someone's mouth, so I still win. Plus, entirely to cute to limit myself to one gender.

Was this one girl we would sneak into the guys dorms all the time, 7/10 super ass. Fucked like a champ, would go from dorm to dorm. Wouldnt pay her but she would get so many gifts she never had to pay anything, so she became known as the dorm whore. One night we had a contest of how many of us could cum in her before she tapped out. Have big party, Blindfolded her and start pounding that tuna.
26 of us fill her with molten man syrup
She becomes addicted to gangbangs
This goes on for about a year.
First black guy comes into dorms.
She fucks him
Gets Aids
Life ruined, she An Hero

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>>669638660
*psycho

She was a Catholic virgin waiting for marriage when I met her. I think I'm fucked up because I dated for for 3 years SOLEY to pop her cherry. I could have had so much pussy in that time but virgin pussy intrigued me. Needless to say I corrupted the fuck out of her and dumped her whore ass

It was like a challenge for me

>>669634742
>went to college
>didn't had sex because had a gf
>saw her every weekend, sex was kindda meh
>eventualy she went to another college
>started partying like crazy
>dumped me
>my angry reaction was to study as hard as a could
>best grades ever
>best trainee
>best final paper
>who cares.FLAC
>just finished college
>have no job or money for a masters degree
>might have to work at starbucks to pay that kind of thing

yeah, my college life has not being very sexy... at least my current gf is better in bed.

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>>669639414
God love you for that
>>669639919
Realistic. Thank you.

I had a 7/10 girl as my fuckbuddy because I was a stoner and always had weed
She'd come and visit me 2-3 times a week, smoke some weed and have sex with me and leave
Kinda wish I had a relationship like this again

>>669636516
Virgin overlord

>>669639919
>masters degree
of what?

>>669640005
Need more zoom

>>669639414
I've had a couple virgins in my time. Def not worth. Best ones are the crazy experienced sluts that no how to deepthroat.

>>669640143
lol you watch to much porn bruh bruh

>>669639919
>Getting a degree in liberal arts and failing to make connection for future jobs during time in Uni
This is how you fail life

>>669640199
>Of those dubs

I have lots of college stories, come chat me up at https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards

anybody's schools have a streaking tradition?

>>669640143
This might be the rising of the Divine Virgin

>be me 22
>never went to college.
>16 year old girl is in college and is also co-worker
>flirt with her
>she gives me her number
>2 days later she tells me she's a virgin
>bang her out at her mom's house on her twin size bed
>mfw Virgin pussy is too much work to enjoy
>mfw no face

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>>669640211

>>669639333
checkd and kekd

>>669638391
Anon has feminine fingers

>>669640267
It's not about the sex. I love playing the long game with innocent girls

>>669640097
I had one where she'd smoke me up and then fuck me. Too bad she was a terrible lay

>>669640444
Thanks anon. Zoomed in eyes are my fetish

>>669640335
I did the undie run at Stanford 4 years ago blacked out drunk with my current gf at that time because she went there and ended up waking up in another sorority house naked

>>669638953
You never went to school? I wouldn't have guessed that.

>>669640479
This right here

>>669640444
Nice meme

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Food helps helpers

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>>669634742
> be end of my freshman year at Harvard
> frosh are (1) supposed to get butter on roof of freshman union (the dining hall),
> (2) piss on John Harvard statue, and
> (3) fuck in the stacks of widener library.

> #1 is hard, you need a belt and have to be sneaky; tried a few times and failed.
> #2 is easy did lots of times.
> #3 is kinda difficult, but you need a willing female.

> Anyway, last day before move out, exams done. FWB comes over 4 am, we are all sorta drunk, she might have been rolling
> Library closed, so we climb on outside and bang on window sill.

>mfw early morning stoners watching us

pic related.

My friend organised a "freshers orgy", invited me because I had a Hunter S. Thompsonesque drug stash. We both got chlamydia from the same girl, good times.

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>>669640479
I love playing the long game with crazy girls. Guess there are two types of people in the world

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>>669634742
>IT uni
>300 students in year, 5 of them girls
>(only one of them made it to graduation)
>lived in dorm with my beta friends out of campus
>no parties, only study
>this was when "being nerd" meant something
Hence no sexy experiences from college.

After graduation got great job and drowned in pussy. Females love moneis. The end.

>>669641364
Not enough zoom!

>>669637228
>"while the guy watched"
>being a cuck in college
"College is where you find yourself"

>Be me, undergrad few years ago
>Week long hiking trip with outdoors club
>Not member, there with friend
>Very strange group of people
>Night 2, can hear couple having sex in tent nearby
>Suddenly commotion from tent
>Hot blonde hippie girl with dreads emerges from the darkness
>Wearing only panties and loose shirt
>Asks entire group if anyone has morning-after pill
>No one does
>Hippie girl sits with another hippie girl and cries
>Wants to go home
>Fag guys run around trying to get signal, none found
>Hours later, everyone but creampied hippie and me has retired to their tents
>Only reason I haven't is because it's hot af
>Hippie probably not aware of me
>Get idea, creep to tent and back
>Tell hippie girl I have morning-after pill
>Show her painkiller
>She asks why I didn't speak up earlier
>Say I need something in return
>Wondering if I'm about to cause a shitstorm for myself
>Hippie doesn't show emotion, pulls pants down to knees and assumes doggy style position
>Hairy pussy
>Fuck her bareback, cum inside
>Hippie takes painkiller
>I say cheers and go to tent
>Lie awake all night in hot tent
>Am now a rapist, feelsbadman.xml
>I hear nothing about the incident again
>Go my separate way after the trip
>Wonder for years if I'm a father or at least responsible for a hippie child

I went to a really good school, started selling drugs, got into hard drugs, dropped out of school, started smoking lots of meth and continued selling drugs, made lots of money, got arrested (but money wasn't seized), now I'm 23 and doing an online Economics degree. still a meth addict, but don't sell drugs anymore. college didn't work out too terribly well for me.

>>669634742
>come to college
>dating girl from high school, hot
>way out of my league, hanging on to that shit for dear life
>rushing fraternities with bro chads
>sleeping dorms? 30 dudes in one room
>nah.exe
>thanks for the free beer and women tho
>call girlfriend to come up, home town is like a 40 minute drive
>comes up with best friend
>hot, overtly sexual because of insecurity
>was bummed at first because i thought that would mean no sex

continue?

>>669642048

which uni you at bro, went on a week long hiking trip with my own uni outdoors group but dont think anything like this happened

>>669634742
>Be me, 21
>Acting/feeling like a total bitch cause my gf dumped the shit out of me
>Also she was hooking up with my douchebag roommate, but thats another story
>Knows I need to hook up with another grill to get back to normalcy and stop feeling like a bitch
>Any girl will do
>Get ripped, go out to shitty college bar
>Dancing, low lighting, shitty pop music
>Start dancing with this grill, horrific butterface 8/10 body, 2/10 face
>Later would learn she has been given the nickname 'Rocky', as in Rocky Balboa
>Because her face is so jacked
>Anyway, i don't care, just need to get dick wet to move on
>start grinding and shit
itshappening.jpg
>Take her back to my place
>Doesn't take long to get her naked etc
>Slip muh dick in but can't keep it hard looking at that face
>Get her doggy style
>Thats much better, from the back kinda looks like my ex girlfriend
>Starts pretending it is my ex-girlfriend
>Shit is getting good, bout to blow load
>In moment of idiocy, I say something like "I love you" (I was still pretending its my ex)
>Immediately realize my mistake
>Dick goes totally soft within a split second
>She says something like 'aww whats wrong?'
>Couldnt think of good excuse, had to tell her I was still not over my ex, couldnt do this
>Drive her home, drunk as shit
>Get home and fap, fap fap

TL;DR I accidentally told Rocky I loved her while my dick was inside her

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>>669642506
>TL;DR I accidentally told Rocky I loved her while my dick was inside her

>>669642406
sure.

>>669642506
I need a pic of this rocky, i love butterfaces

>>669642406
Yup

>>669642048
doubt it, hippie girls would just get an abortion because they are heartless baby killers all about 'muh feminine freedoms'

>>669642982
Agreed. Pic for science!

>>669634742
I studied computer science. End of story.

>>669642982
Wish I had a pic, I dont even remember her real name

>>669642406
>I was sure girlfriends friend was going to cock block
>wrongasfuck.jpg
>drink until 3, all smashed
>girlfriends friend says couch looks uncomfortable
>girlfriend says come to bed with us, I almost blew my cool
>continue to act like the rico suave that I'm not
>chad on outside, robot autist beta on inside
>in between both of them in a queen bed, there's room to spread but both are clenched to me
>frozen because I know one autist word could blow this
>frozed for another 45 minutes, talking is slowing down
>can't let everyone pass out
>my beta self manages to eek out; "truth or dare?"

>>669643139
lol so basically
>stayed in computer lab all day doing impossibly long homework and projects
>go home at night, tired as fuck
>graduated unlike 95% of rest of computer science majors
>literally never saw light of day for 4 years of undergrad

>>669643232
Sylvester Stallone

>>669643429
moar please

>>669639333
I'll believe you Mr. Trips

>>669643499
No. Most likely :

- 99% men
- 1 ugly women
- Had great times partying with these guys. Some of them were pretty fun.
- Nothing sexy happened. Ever.

>>669642482
Currently postgrad at another university. At the time I was at UPenn.

>>669643429
>girlfriend calls me a fag, other girl says it sounds like fun
>a round of truth to dip my feet in
>found out the girl posts on /r/gonewild
>lereddit fag but still, I currently have fap material from that
>girlfriends friend asks what I want them to do...
>I sum up the courage to say make out topless
>girlfriend gives me the eh fuck it look
>other girl says "I thought it was going to be worse" and starts playing with my girls nipples easily and making out
>freak/10
>sitting here left out of the action, should have said "blow me"

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>>669643232
Bummer nothing gets me hotter than a good butterface

I used be known as the dude with weed on my dorm floor...and these 2 black football players (one I knew cuz he lived my floor- the other i knew from class) came knocking late night asking me to smoke them out...

...long story short- after getting high...I ended giving them both a blowjob...that was hot...

the guy from my floor came back several times for more- eventually let him fuck me...

good times.

>>669644286
You should seek help

>>669644013

fair enough im in the uk

>>669644319
you are both fucking faggot and race traitor in one

>>669636101
wth that means?

>>669644073
so post pics faggot

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a girl (average looking, hair was really dry brown hair) sucked my dick the first month of freshman year and then i never talked to her again. i think it must of been her first time and she wanted to try it to get the first time over with or something. pretty much the dream for a dorky college freshman who really wanted sex but was too lazy to seek it out

>>669644073
>start kind of shoving my face in friends tits playing with her nips
>making sure to alternate because I don't know how jealous my girlfriend will get
>I ask for head, so nervous can't control volume of my voice
>startled them
>fuck it, I'm hard as rock
>they giggle and I start getting more nervous, comfortable with dick size atleast
>friend reaches for my boxers and pulls them down and starts to tease my cock
>girlfriend is playing the main bitch role getting all the facetime
>Girl friend is hot, but I've fucked so many times that it was distracting
>I'm in it for the new pussy

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>>669644403
Nah dude. There is nothing like a fit, tight body with an ugly face. Mmmm. It isnt like i like ham planets, just butterfaces

>>669640479
this.jpeg

>>669642406
>>669643429
>>669644073
>>669644793

Fantastic story OP pls continue

>>669644531

oohh...you got me tough guy...I am so bummed that you called me out...

you forgot to mention that you an ignorant asshat...but I guess that was obvious from your comment.

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>>669645190
oh boy, do i care for other internet ppl's opinions...

>>669645199
nice

>>669645199
Christ on a stick are there moar

>>669644750
literally the same thing happened to me.

>>669645360

you're confused. It wasnt an opinion.

It is a fact.

>>669637647
Some people should go to college to learn the difference between 'there' and 'their'. You dumb fuck

any gangbang story, bros?

>>669645547
well i do give my worst on 4chin, so i am kinda asshole here...
but you are still a fucking faggot

>>669645614
That's how you can tell who graduated and who flunked out.

>>669645199
dat filename

>>669644793
>friend starts really going at it
>dick hitting throat, new sensation for me because my girlfriend complains about gag reflex
>girlfriend notices that I'm looking down more than at her, expecting her to get jealous
>no
>switches, i get that tight body blonde up close
>omg I'm about to cum
>not even joking
>only like 3 minutes has expired
>try to hold off, girlfriend knows me too well
>she can feel me clenching pelvic muscles and pulling dick in
>goes faster
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
>biggest load of my life
>girlfriend pulls off because she thinks I'm done
>shoot one last cum rope part on her hair and the other part on friends back
>oh my god
>they are so pleased with themselves, I'm so drained

>>669641080
Erhm, what?

>>669645894
it's not my first time telling this story/posting

>>669645813

is that a bad thing?

>>669645462
deleted account, I had a few and then my phone bricked out. I use the keepsafe app and had this one icloud backed up

>>669642048
that's unfunny What a scum bag

all this is bullshit, no collage is gonna allow anyone for any reason just to run around naked, this is the real world, not some stupid collage fuck porn video.

>>669646280
Yes :(

>>669646182
And that's why you save your own uploaded images from 4chin to repost them?
Could have said "looks like her" or something but that's just too obvious.

>be freshman
>have 2 chicks liking me
>anonette001 is 8/10, experienced pussy
>anonette002 is 9/10, innocent shy virgin. She has never seen a dick in person. Very sweet personality
>both girls are friends. Good friends
>hanging out with anonette001 and we end up fucking. FWB + caring about each other for a few weeks
>hanging out with anonette002. She's crushing hardcore and start making out.
>anonette001 knows I'm hooking up with 002, but not the other way around
>anonette002 doesn't do more than 2nd base
>anonette002 says she loves me.
>ummmmfuckfuckfuck.jpg
>still fucking 001
>be November freshman year. Have major fuckaton with 001. No condom per usual.
>walking back to dorm. Anonette002 texts wants to hang out
>didn't have time to shower after anonette001
>decide to be a little pushy, I put her hand on my dick. She's nervous as fucking hell. I take off my pants and she starts giving me mediocre blowjob
>after a few minutes I realize anonette001s dried pussy juices on my dick as anonette002 keeps suck
>laugh and have huge fucking orgasm
>knew I had to choose one but didn't know which. Got high and drunk to decide.
>wake up next morning look at all angry messages on phone.
>looked at what I had sent anonette002 last night
> "How did anonette001s pussy taste on my dick?"

>>669645947
noice

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>>669645947
>fuck, I ask them to eat each other out
>pretty dirty so they hesitate but then friend shyly pokes around and starts to go down
>reach for my phone for picture, girlfriend gives me the "I will end this right now look"
>whatever, enjoying the moment with my newfound post ejaculation clarity
>I end up finishing them both off
>switching between fingering one and eating out the other
>girlfriend cums first
>go to town on the other girl, gripping her ass and tits as I make her cum
>wants me to squeeze her nipples freakishly hard
>my girlfriend is wiping off and going to pee at this point, not even involved
>I'm so hard again
>fuck it, going for it
>mount up to missionary and she is so wet I float in

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>>669634742
for my 16th birthday my sister gave me her roommate/slave. my sis was quite impressed with the size of my cock saying it's bigger than the strap-on she has.
than she joined in and we spit roasted her toy.

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>>669646557
nah I posted it to anon-ib, that's where it is the most handy right now. Otherwise its in my gmail. You don't have to believe me I don't care, just go be a soar fag somewhere else

>>669636320
If you are beta af.

>>669647172
Ok, thanks for clarification, will be. Any recommendations?

>>669646551

feelsgoodmane.

time for you to let go of your own insecurities and issues and just let go and let god...life is too short to waster being an AssHat

>>669647355
yeah go to /v/ and complain about fallout 4 not being as good as 3 because you can't fully immerse yourself into the environment

and then go to /r/ and complain after nobody will bubble/photoshop your picture from facebook of a girl you have no chance with

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>>669634742
>room mates are fags
>throw parties and tell everyone to go home at early times like 11 or 1
>lesbians come to our party
>one looks like a small boy, the other is fucking beautiful
>talk to the one who looks like a boy, because i know i can get on her good side
>room mates start kicking people out at some early ass time
>boy looking one says out loud "this man's attractive, i don't want to leave yet!"
>obviously blasted
>invite her to my room with fingering motions
>she tells me no she's got the hot lesbian
>leaves me to talk to her before they leave
>they come back
>they're down
>fuck both of them
>wake up
>sober
>tell them i have to go
>leave them in my room
>come back to a thank you note on my laptop with their numbers
>girlfriend finds out and dumps me
>lesbians never text me back

>>669634742
Once in college, I almost had sex.

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>>669636320
The most fucking pathetic thing iv'e read in a long time.

>>669646978
oh fuck you gf was cool with that?

>>669647014
Your story sounds like Bullshit but the webm is nice.

Please proceed

>>669647721
Thanks will do. See ya there.

>>669647516
I think i am not asshole irl, but this shithole takes the worst of me...

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I went to Seattle university.
> Leaving bellermine hall to go to the gym.
>Hear yell "(my name) we want your cock!"
>look up, see 3 hotties I know flashing me from their dorm window
>I laugh they keep yelling they want my cock
>I run up to their room
>stand in front of 3 tight bodied college cuties who all kiss, lick, tongue and suck my cock and balls.
>leave smiling
It was the Greatest moment of my entire life. I'm still smiling as I write this years later

>>669641080
I go to Harvard, #1 is something you just made up, the real one is primal scream, the naked lap around Harvard yard therefore whole story is a lie. Also the three acts are before you graduate, not freshman year

And not interesting enough for me to be ok with it

>>669641080
Former Eliot house resident here

>>669648177
if that really happened then damn dude, probably the best memory of sexy times of your life

>>669646978
FINISH THE STORY ASSHOLE

>>669648369
>if that really happened

>>669639333
trips always says the truth, i beleive in u

>>669646978
>bathroom door not even 2 feet from my room
>shitty ass apartment, should have lived in the dorms
>girlfriend obviously is back in no time
>pissed/10
>I have crossed some boundary, maybe she has reached her own post cum clarity
>hits me on the back hard, fuck I just need to cum again now
>pulling me to pull out
>fuck
>start jacking myself off as soon as I'm out, made it this far
>not stopping
>friend opens her mouth and gets on her knees
>girlfriend just as pissed at her but has sort of given up at this point
>cum has been achieved
>not a great load, kind of just 2 small thin ropes
>not enough in the reserves for porno facial
>girlfriend still angry but isn't angry at me anymore
>pissed at friend, she comes back and has to sleep on the other side of my gf
>don't care had sex
>next morning we go to an upscale breakfast place in town like nothing happened
>act like nothing happened
>still dating gf
>she is no longer friends with friend
>still run into friend while out sometimes
>has only gotten hotter
>should I try for it again?

>>669646390
what was reddit user name, some other sites might have archived it

>>669648542
lol had to type the rest while talking shit on sour fag

>>669634742
Sex raves with the girlfriend.

If you know about them, then you know.

Most fun evar.

>>669648669
it was like brlyn93 with an underscore somewhere.

>>669634742
>Non-traditional student (I spent 4 years in the army), go to U of M
>In a Summer term Linguistics course after Freshman year - it is packed with girls; about half are in sports teams and need to get their grades up to play/keep a scholarship, 1/2 are grinds cranking out credits and keeping up the GPA
>Two stand out - one is about 5' even, red hair, very slim, very fit - on the gymnastics team
>Another is 5'4, black hair, pale skin, blue eyes, slim but with DD tits
>Neither is truly pretty, but both are striking
>The gymnast, call her Ann, asks for help with her homework (I was smoking the course ). Invite her to my apartment
>She is amazed - she lives in the dorms and hangs out with other freshmen. I have a nice apartment, wine, whiskey, real furniture, etc.
>I pour us both some wine, we work on the coursework, then I cook her dinner. She basically threw herself into my bed. Very, very flexible.
>She gets very shy after, says she 'isn't that sort of girl'. So I play it cool, tell her to take all the time she wants
>To see if Ann is jealous I flirt with the busty girl, call her Brenda. Ask her to dinner. She says yes
>Take her to an actual restaurant, not some college dive, spend a little coin
>She doesn't want to come to my place
>After 2nd date realize Brenda is still a virgin. She is also super nice
>Take her to an art gallery. Take her to a ballet. Take her hiking
>She finally comes over to my place. I cook dinner, am very romantic - then take her home,
>Next night Ann comes over, throws herself at me again. She gags a lot, but forces herself to deepthroat me
>>Next day is last of the class. Brenda asks why I didn't call. Tell her I didn't want to pressure her. She asks if she can come over and talk. Sure
>Before too long I have her topless - the most magnificent breasts I had ever seen.. She admits that no man had ever seen them before.
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>>669642506
You sure her nickname wasn't Rocky because of that rocky dennis guy that movie Mask was made about?

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Sexy?

>Junior in an engineering program
>Writing Matlab scripts for a class
>Mfw I hit run and it executes with zero errors

Gets me rock hard every time.

Me n bro had a thing for this chick, she was into me and was friends with him, I asked him what he would be willing to do if I would share her, he said he would follow me through hell and back.
We had her over I made moves he made moves, she wasn't all that into it. Things got a little out of hand and we ended up raping her. Since we knew we were fucked after she started crying we decided to make it count so I ass raped her, and forced her to fart the cum out and things got way further out of hand at that point. She was so traumatized by us that she didn't even sue and we got away with rape.

>>669648599
dammit!!! would have been so epic to cum in that pussy. yes you should def try again, wtf is wrong with you. besides they arent friends now so she wouldnt tell

>>669648694
np thanks for the story fucking awesome. sucks you didnt get to cum in her

>>669649106
>Realize I don't want to fuck her and dump her, get her dressed, tell her to keep waiting for the guy who marries her. She cries, thanks me
>She's gone maybe 10 minutes, there is a knock
>It is Ann, all jelous. Wants to know if I love Brenda for her tits (Ann was very self-conscious about being flat)
>Tell her I didn't sleep with Brenda, that I was thinking of Ann
>That night I talk her into anal.
>Fuck Ann through the Fall until she has to drop out (lost her scholarship to poor grades, went back home to Indiana to a local, cheaper school)
>Junior year have another class with Brenda. She had gotten prettier. I take her to coffee. She thanks me again, says she would have regretted not waiting, tells me I am a great guy.
>Says she is definitely waiting for marriage.
>We keep meeting for dinner or something every few weeks
>It gets more frequent
>Last week of senior year I ask her to marry me. She says yes
>Marry her that June, virgin on our wedding night
>Get a congratulations card from Ann
that's my story

>>669638199
Passable trap?

>>669643499
You can't possibly have worked that hard in all but maybe 5 cs programs in the country unless you are that bad at programming

>>669649646
Yeah but honestly I'm in a pretty committed relationship with my girlfriend still, this is ~5 years. I'm a beta, the only reason I didn't feel ethically wrong with cheating is that she had sanctioned it originally. Don't get me wrong I still fap thinking about the other girl all the time, but I'm not sure if I could act on it

>>669649841
PICS BRO!

i fucking died look at the nigga recording them on his macbook

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>>669649646
Plus I'm not sure if I still have a chance, she's at a different university fucking real chads. She could've found some self respect somewhere in those 4 years. Plus she has only gotten hotter

>>669649841
i think you don't belong here anon, you are too good for this shithole

>>669650126
Pretty much this, I did CS and didn't show up for half of the year, graduated in the top 1 percentile

>>669649624
you're scum

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>>669650352
>Dafuq is this faggot talking about
>scrolls up
>losesmyshit.jpg

>>669649624
In for a penny, in for a pond, right?

>>669650513
>fucking real chads
>found some self respect

...Doubt it bro

convinced my roommate's gf he was a cuck and fucked her

This was fucking crazy
>Be me, 23
>Attend NYCIT
>coolshit.jpg
>Middle of semester
>A wild trip suddenly appears!
>Me and roomie hatch idea
>evilpepe.png
>both of us are majored computer engineering
>look at trip trip brochure
>two weeks to Japan
>start researching
>meanwhile have no gf but horny af
>signup sheet filled
>"buys" two first class tiks
>gets room planning sheet
>SUCCESS.jpg
>rearrange so that we will sleep with girls
>departure day
>fucking pumped
>17 + hr flight
> down 4 Xanax
>out fucking cold for whole flight
>wake up in morning, pumped af
>first night.xml
>gets roomed with 2 babes
>itkeepscumming.png
>three of us bored as hell
>three of us decide to see who can refrain from cum
> looses in 0.5 sec
>two girls laugh
>embarrassed as hell
>girl 1 eyes my candi cane
>V card in hand
>asks to try anal
>SUPER SMASH MODE ENGAGED
>2 hrs later
>amazing climax
>Next morning have to wash dick
>rest of trip girl 1 gives bjs

That shit will probably never happen again.

>>669650161
ah yeah nothing wrong with that. maybe ask your gf if you guys can have fun with another girl again (implying to her it would be a dif girl than that blonde obviously)

>>669647829
holyshit sauce?

>>669649841
This can't possibly be true, it makes me too happy for this shit hole

>>669651395
This greentext was fucking horrible. If it wasnt the dumb fucking cringey way you type it was the dumb autistic >lolpepe.jpg bullshit every other line. Fuck that was awful. I could hardly even tell what youre saying like what the fuck is going on?