>>669606796
190 years old? No thanks.

Never had problems with the ladies. Been married for 5 years and have had a couple flings on the side. Making great money in insurance field. My life has almost no down side. I come here to torment betas, whatever the fuck that means.

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>>669606796

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>psychology masters

at least bait us with something we'd want, 2/10

>>669607060
If your life had no downside, you wouldn't feel the need to torment others. You obviously have issues. Share your pain with us, anon. Did daddy touch your no-no place when you were little?

>>669606796
I am about to graduate cum laude (maybe even magna cum laude) from a european law school at 22.
I was at a court hearing the other day and people around my age, still in secondary school, where juged for stealing old lady's bags. Felt good

>>669607285
So people who have great lives can't fuck with people. That's news to me? You keep on trying to find a crack. I'll help you if you want. I was once arrested for counterfeit money. Got off because I threw a black guy under the bus. He fucked me over on a deal and that's how I got the cash. So I ratted him out like a coward and he went away for 5 years. How does that feel?

>>669606796
>I also graduated with my masters in psychology

Is this part of the brag?

inb4 he cites median income data from US News

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you're all sad liars

>>669606796
whats her name?

>>669606796
Bullshit, maybe not and wow a degree, waste fucking time/money. Also I'm 216cm

>>669606796

I have around 53 Million Dollars
more than Kanye.

>>669606796
Psychologie? Too lazy to learn somthing real?

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>>669606796

>>669606796

>masters in psychology

I'll have a whopper with cheese and bacon, hold the pickles.

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>>669608088

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6'1" 170lbs 7" dick (talk shit, my dick is magic to petite girls) I work in high class bars making enough to truly thrive in one of the most expensive yet cultured cities to live in, in America. Have a fucking beautiful apartment, love my coworkers, get to see live music anytime I want, know enough people in the industry to get free drinks on the regular, "dating" in this city is like a pussy buffet for straight guys, been told frequently I'm a solid 8/10, have had a 5'11" Filipina Qt that cooks and drives and loves good music on lock in case I feel like settling down. And to top it all off my dog is chill as fuck.

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>>669608176
If that's what you wanna believe

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I live in the greatest country there is Suck it foreign cuckfaggots

>>669606796
none of those things impress me, your clearly still pathetic in someway, your on /b/ trying to look cool that's at least one thing that makes you worse than most people here
>nice fake tho

Psychology majors are usually huge assholes so you already lose.

>>669606796
then why come on this website if your life is so good

An ordinary guy with a height of 188 cm and 75 kg. Still studying in one of the best technical institutes and still working as a trainee for one of the richest holdings all over the world. After graduating, no doubt I get at least 1 million every year.

>>669606796
>masters in psychology

Hahaha pleb

>>669606796
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

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I've got a smoking hot girlfriend, I don't need to watch anime to feel special like 90% of you fagboys.
Pic related. It's my girl.

>>669608388
SF detected. I frequently do heroin in the bathroom of McDonalds on Haight St. SF is pretty nice, kind of filthy in a lot of places. As for Culture goes, I can't say, I think it is overrated. I do congratulate you for making it in that city, it is expensive as all fuck.

I'm no better than my fellows, just enjoying the fuck out of life, I live poorly but I've seen 7 countries in six years of traveling, with no money, and I have seen all the states of the US as well. I have love affairs constantly with good looking men and women and I'm really really happy.

>>669608433
enjoy getting shot faggot, w8 i forgot, how dumb of me, the gun in your sock makes you invincible, who's ever been shot while carrying a gun
>i hope your post is a joke
btw i am too an amerifagg waiting to be shot be some virgin beta cuck

>>669608800
Sheraton in Dallas?

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I'm 10 with a 40 inch Dick never had problems with the ladies obviously. Just being in their presence makes them have multiple organs every second.

I have more money than 99,9% of the people on here.

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Highschool drop out at 16. 5 inch dick never had a job on med's for anxiety can't leave my house without feeling like I'm gonna piss my pants beta as fuck.....check em

>my masters in psychology

ayyyy

>>669608800
Reverse image search begs to differ

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>>669608800
wow your girl must be a model
>because her pics all over google

I can ride a push bike at 76kmh and sustain that pace for a bit over a minute and I'm thirty years old.

I think that's pretty fucking cool for a single speed "fixie" bike

(That's on the road not on the track)

As far as my accomplishments as a human go

>>669608822
Checked
Also, I don't have to wank to porn ike you guys do. I've got women to do it for me.

>>669609155
Dubs don't lie btw

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>>669606796
Psychologie is for faggots!

>>669606796
I'm not an insecure closet racist pussy, or a pedo.

>>669606796
I dont post on /b/

Oh wait, shit...

I have all the money in the world. I've slept with a thousand bitches. My friends, family and even fans are loyal. I'm very cool, handsome, charming. I have the coolest job in the world. My house is exactly what you wish you had. My wife lets me fuck girls on the side. I have exotic animals and really awesome dogs that are better than other peoples dogs on this /b/. I think that's it but I probably have other cool shit I'm forgetting. I'm just truly fucking amazing.

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>>669608388
>>669608433
>>669608800
>>669608822
those are dubbles

>>669609277
hmm didn't think of
>this

>>669609323
>kanye west confirmed
go back to begging mark zuckerberg for money like the cuck you are

What is the name of the redhead girl?