ITT: Golden greentexts
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ITT: Golden greentexts
>>669503787
Thats some sick shit
>>669504252
Ouch
someone got the text of the roadkillfucker, that shagged a dead deer ?
if anyones taking requests, the god tier bread about the guy that fucked the lifeless corpse of a child after a hurricane? ive decided i do actually think its hilarious
>>669506480
Nice b8. Now post something good or GTFO
from cripplechan, with love
>>669506774
oh shit, my retard status confirmed. i openend the tabs just hadnt read it! thanks anon :D
>>669504039
Sometimes I wish I cared enough to get a girlfriend and work the way up to wife and kids, just so I could do shit like this.
Sad thing is even if I tried to find one, I'm pretty unattractive and don't want to pass on psoriasis to my offspring.
Still find this stuff funny. 10/10
>>669504754
Nigga ypu expect me to read…all that shit?
>>669504039
This is the kind of Dad I want to be.
>>669507843
You mean you have not read the Ballad of Edgardo?
You wretch.
Read the damn post.
>>669508624
10/10
>>669508632
I guess but only cause i'm at the end of the thread
>>669508632
I like the bear one aswell? high speech or whatever
>>669506037
WHAT
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>>669506774
explanation for this?
>>669509507
just be grateful youre not a weeaboo
>>669508197
fuckin kekd so hard 10/10
>>669509507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pKY8UE0mQ
/co/ found a reference to this infamous scene from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist hidden in the Cartoon Network show Billy and Mandy.
>>669504754
Holy shit, I can't believe I've never seen this. Thank you, thank you so much.
>>669505851
I fucking love this.
>>669509906
One punch man can go suck a dick compared to the ballad of edgardo.
You're welcome anon.
>>669506037
this is NOT okay
>>669509101
took me way to long to find this
>>669508624
Saw that one coming a mile away
>>669510379
Best part is that it's probably true. They found Xer0's MyAnimeList profile or something, and it fucking fit.
>>669508624
Legit didn't see that coming.
10/10
>golden greentexts
>golden
>green
>>669506037
thanks obama
>>669511648
>being this new
>>669511648
It's figurative you troglodyte.
>>669511505
>myanimelist
>profile
Only makes me feel better about how rekt xero got.
>>669509468
>>669510414
This is how you can tell /b/ has softened
>>669512057
>>669512113
>It's not even like trying to be bait
>It was literally a joke
>you fucking morons are worse at humor than amy schumer
>Oh fuck that rhymed.
>>669504754
BEST
GREENTEXT
EVER
>>669504252
he got quints tho
>>669509953
>>669509867
What the fuck is this ant text?
I'm already on 200% zoom, get the fuck out.
>>669512115
>Gotta Go Fast
topkek
>>669512522
>the signature
>>669512307
>this level of damage control
>>669512973
Got the same problem man. Worth it, though.
>>669512973
>>669513581
it helps to open it in a new window
>>669503469
Anyone have the reaction pic of that devil in OP's pic? I'm a fucking shithead and can't find the thing.
>>669506037
15/10
holy kek
>>669504241
time flies when you're a faggot.
>>669509867
>>669507766
>don't want to pass your shit on to your kids
I know that feeling all too well.
>>669505851
Tears.. My sides, Ron Paul 2004 got me
>>669510715
>implying this happened
>>669515255
Hey neet I was in that original thread
>>669503952
Holy fucking shit
This is so well written, and so inmersive
>>669515239
best I could find
>>669507257
∆
∆∆
>>669503787
this has been floating around b all night, stop
>>669509101
>she was autistic too
>anon's advances gave her a panic attack
>she didn't know what to do
>too awkward to go back, she just runs home and cries in her pillow
This is the horror of the modern age.
