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ITT: Golden greentexts
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>>669503787
Thats some sick shit
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>>669503952
:(
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>>669504252
Ouch
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someone got the text of the roadkillfucker, that shagged a dead deer ?
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if anyones taking requests, the god tier bread about the guy that fucked the lifeless corpse of a child after a hurricane? ive decided i do actually think its hilarious
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>>669506480

See

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>>669506480
Nice b8. Now post something good or GTFO
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from cripplechan, with love
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>>669506774
oh shit, my retard status confirmed. i openend the tabs just hadnt read it! thanks anon :D
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>>669504039
Sometimes I wish I cared enough to get a girlfriend and work the way up to wife and kids, just so I could do shit like this.

Sad thing is even if I tried to find one, I'm pretty unattractive and don't want to pass on psoriasis to my offspring.

Still find this stuff funny. 10/10
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>>669504754
Nigga ypu expect me to read…all that shit?
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>>669504039
This is the kind of Dad I want to be.
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>>669507843

You mean you have not read the Ballad of Edgardo?

You wretch.

Read the damn post.
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>>669508624

10/10
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>>669508632
I guess but only cause i'm at the end of the thread
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>>669508632
I like the bear one aswell? high speech or whatever
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>>669506037

WHAT

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>>669506774
explanation for this?
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>>669509507
just be grateful youre not a weeaboo
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>>669508197
fuckin kekd so hard 10/10
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>>669509507

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pKY8UE0mQ

/co/ found a reference to this infamous scene from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist hidden in the Cartoon Network show Billy and Mandy.
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>>669504754
Holy shit, I can't believe I've never seen this. Thank you, thank you so much.
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>>669505851
I fucking love this.
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>>669509906
One punch man can go suck a dick compared to the ballad of edgardo.
You're welcome anon.
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>>669506037

this is NOT okay
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>>669509101
took me way to long to find this
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>>669508624
Saw that one coming a mile away
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>>669510379

Best part is that it's probably true. They found Xer0's MyAnimeList profile or something, and it fucking fit.
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>>669508624
Legit didn't see that coming.

10/10
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>golden greentexts
>golden
>green
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>>669506037

thanks obama
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>>669511648
>being this new
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>>669511648

It's figurative you troglodyte.
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>>669511505
>myanimelist
>profile
Only makes me feel better about how rekt xero got.
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>>669510414
This is how you can tell /b/ has softened
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>>669512113
>It's not even like trying to be bait
>It was literally a joke
>you fucking morons are worse at humor than amy schumer
>Oh fuck that rhymed.
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>>669504754
BEST
GREENTEXT
EVER
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>>669504252
he got quints tho
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>>669509867
What the fuck is this ant text?
I'm already on 200% zoom, get the fuck out.
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>>669512115
>Gotta Go Fast
topkek
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>>669512522
>the signature
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>>669512307

>this level of damage control
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>>669512973

Got the same problem man. Worth it, though.
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>>669513581

it helps to open it in a new window
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>>669503469
Anyone have the reaction pic of that devil in OP's pic? I'm a fucking shithead and can't find the thing.
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>>669506037

15/10

holy kek
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>>669504241
time flies when you're a faggot.
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>>669507766
>don't want to pass your shit on to your kids

I know that feeling all too well.
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>>669505851
Tears.. My sides, Ron Paul 2004 got me
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>>669510715
>implying this happened
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>>669515255
Hey neet I was in that original thread
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>>669503952
Holy fucking shit
This is so well written, and so inmersive
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>>669515239
best I could find
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>>669507257

∆∆
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>>669503787
this has been floating around b all night, stop
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>>669509101
>she was autistic too
>anon's advances gave her a panic attack
>she didn't know what to do
>too awkward to go back, she just runs home and cries in her pillow

This is the horror of the modern age.
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