in real-life that is

>>669488739
>Have you ever seen a celeb naked?
yes
>What happened?
i came

bump for interest. sometimes these threads can get pretty good

I saw Dan Schneider's penis

I fucked the most beautiful looking woman I've ever seen. She was legendary in university, not famous otherwise. Crap shag though. Still good for the bragging rights.

>>669490424
Me too

yeah quite a few while shooting.

>>669491626
and there was not much to happen. on set everyone is very professional about it.

>>669491626
like who?

>>669491808
a couple a and b-list celebs from my country. since i'm not from america you probably wouldn't know them.

I saw Vanessa Paradis and Amber Heard together on a super private clothing optional beach, playing in the water. I worked there as a plumber and took my sweet time to finish the work.
I hear Anna Paquin and Lucy Liu go there too.

>>669492262
how naked was amber heard?

>>669492201
where are you from?

>>669492483
germany

>>669489315
thread

>>669492683
Wen denn?

>>669488739
Yes. I fucked Scarlett Johansson in 2003.

>>669493015
go on...

>>669492262
gotta hear more about this

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>>669488739
Did you mean in person, through working or on a sound stage, or having met a celebrity in person and them naked for some reason?

Question is too vague, OP. Lrn2 better conceptualize questioning.

>>669490424
Same here

>>669493513
any of those will do

>>669493015
I was bartending a private event with a friend of mine. I see this beautiful girl and we hit it off. I had no idea who she was. Lost in Translation hadn't been released yet.

>>669493015
Bill?

>>669492820
sry will nicht gedoxxt werden

I was bartending a private event with a friend of mine. I see this beautiful girl and we hit it off. I had no idea who she was. Lost in Translation hadn't been released yet.

I've told this story before. The first time someone claiming to be her agent was in the thread.

>>669488739
sauce on pic?

>>669494121
Nope.

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>>669494172
OK not Bill.

Are MMA fighters celebs? I've seen a few ufc dicks in gym locker rooms.

>>669494172
> An A-list Hollywood agent browsing /b/
Jesus. That's way worse than your horseshit.

>>669494172
few questions: how was she in the sac? any Bush? did she do oral?

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>>669493718
Well, no I haven't but my guess is if you've met them, and you fuck it is probably a general sexual experience like any other person to person encounter. If you were to act stupid like a crazy fan they'd probably get turned off quickly.

If it is on a studio set, where there's maybe a handful of production crew - camera man, boom gripe, light technicians, etc they probably all focus on their jobs so as not to look like a fool laughing like a child which would probably get you fired.

>>669494601
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

>>669494218
it's from a movie called 3rd person

I once got a blowjob from a pornstar, though I had never heard of her before then and I'm not even sure if she ever got famous doing porn. Moxy Maddron I think was how it's spelled

>>669494499

Not really. Pink did a cam show with masks on in 2009. A lot of celebs go on here for the anonymity.

>>669494783
I'm not a gentleman.

>>669494601
>how was she in the sac?

active. was good time. would fuck again

>any Bush?

Only the I haven't shaved in a few days kind.

>did she do oral?

Not on me. I did to her.

>>669494253
What does this gif mean?

>>669494783
there's no need to be a gentleman here

>>669494783
you already did faggot. youre just stalling for time while you make up a bullshit story

>>669488739
fuxd francesca eastwood twice

>>669495046
whats the fuller story with the pink thing? any pics?

>>669495046
Did you tried anal sex?

>>669492440
She had some kind of pareo that she dropped as soon as she entered the water. Vanessa was all naked from start.
>>669493501
It was a vacation resort kind for the 1%, located in Barbados. Very discret spot for VIPs, private pools and spas over the sea for every bungalow, shit like that.
There were security guards at every corner of the property. I was instructed from day one that if caught with a smartphone or camera I'd be instantly fired.
No communication allowed, no eye crossing or staring at customers (yeah right). Stay away from them and do your jobs.
There were rumors of orgies but I can't say I was a hint of it. More like celebrities and important people wanting to have fun away from sollicitations.

Have filmed some, in fact.

>>669492201
"They go to a different school"

>>669495645
Theres only one good hotel in Barbados, that pink one with the courtyard in the middle next to the beach.

>>669495738
Who? Explain? Pics? Webm?

>>669495738
like who?

>>669492262
What does a plumber at a beach do?

>>669495016
>Moxy Maddron
never heard of her

>>669488739
I had 3 fingers inside Marilyn Chambers while I sucked her tits.

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Seriously, I have no idea how fucked up you virgins could be that your warped mind believes celebrity pussy, or celebrity dick is more special than any other.

You fucking millennials are really fucked in the head.

>>669495519
>whats the fuller story with the pink thing?

Dunno. Most of /b/ didn't recognize her. Her and bf get bored decide to do a show. They put masks on to not be recognized. Some did because of tattoo's.

>any pics?

Nope. I thought about asking but was in the middle of fucking her and didn't want to stop.

>>669495537
>Did you tried anal sex?

No.

>>669495645
what's a pareo? are you saying you couldn't see anything of amber?

>>669496123
>Marilyn Chambers
How long ago? Hopefully during the 70's.

>>669495908
For films. Cameraman by trade.

>>669496155
what did pink do during the show?

>>669496415
Yes but who?

>>669496146
While I agree with you 100%, I have to say knock it off with that "you fucking millenials" shit because unless youre 40, youre one too. Millenial generation starts in 1982

>>669496510
nothing because it didnt happen. its just some sad faggots pathetic fantasy

>>669494169
Please come back and kill the jews thanks bro

>>669496304
1986 (Wise Old Fag here). She used to do shows. Would come out and sing a couple songs (not bad really), strip for a couple more songs, then go down through the audience. I was standing right next to the stage and was the first to get my hands on her. She soaked my hand!

>>669496510
I honestly don't remember all that well. She has nice boobies and he bf came on her back. It was archived on the original 4chanarchive...but that has long since gone.

>>669496548
A lot of no namers. Some small names like Juno Temple or Jessica Paré.

Still haven't filmed a big name actress nude though.

>>669495879
Not pink in any way and pretty far away from Bridgetown. Remote location with gates all around a private park.
>>669496109
What plumbers do. In my case, maintaining climatizers and replacing showers.

>>669497303
how much of them did you get to see? who was your favorite to film (in terms of hotness)

>>669488739
i have seen Medina naked & kissing etc

also seen miley cyrus one time at her hotel, dope party

>>669488739
I went to dinner for my job with Shannon Elizabeth, she has a pancake ass. Nice tits though

>>669497374
Maybe it was white it was a few years ago, but yeah private park, pool on the other side right?

>>669497374
Ah, yea makes sense. How hard of a job was that to get? A+ plumber? Know a guy?

>>669497514
I saw all of Juno, it was full frontal, bush and all. She was pretty hot. The rest it's usually just tits, or bare ass
The hottest was a no namer on a horror film, I don't know what her name was. I'll have to find that out sometime.

>>669496751
>unless youre 40

You're close. 1982? ANYWAYS.

The point is, that this is some kind of new fucked up shit. I mean, this is some kind of real sign of losing a true sense of reality.
I mean, these are all hypothetical fantasies. You'd have to imagine some imaginary scenario in which you saw them naked, and based on that fantasy guess on what your fantasy reaction would be?

That's too much imaginary shit piled up to be plausible, or guess with any accuracy.

>>669497517
what happened with miley?

>>669488739
Yes.
Helped a well known news reader get a lapel mic through her very skimpy dress.. (I'm a sound tech).

What did I do? Get on with my job.. Celebs are just people and the context of the situation wasnt sexy.

>>669497936
Yea, probably

Have seen Evanna Lynch's tits, though only in a photo on a phone.

>>669498031
I couldn't name you a single news reader that is on tv today.

>>669498031
EXACTLY!...That's what I meant...here>>669494717

>>669494717
>they probably all focus on their jobs so as not to look like a fool laughing like a child which would probably get you fired.

Plus, it would be extremely rude, and unprofessional to react any other way.

I'm 75% sure that I peed next to Timothy Olyphant in the Milwaukee airport.

There was a divider. I didn't see his dingus.

>>669498429
So why did you even post this if it 100% missed the thread's point?

>>669497947
she just showed and all touch her boobs and ass
bascily all

but i´m not really into her tho

>>669498843
you see her puss?

>>669498377
It's not about not looking like a fool...
It's about, we are going live on TV at a set time down to the second.
There is no room for any mistakes. Everybody is there to do a job and get it done.

I couldnt possibly guess how many thousands of mics I've threaded through women's clothing in all my years doing sound (I'm 35 now, been doing this all my adult life).
In the end, they are usually all nervous, I'm just trying to get them miced up and move on to the next task.

The TRULLY profesional presenters will walk in, pull their top forwards, you have the mic clip in your hand, in one move, put your arm up their top and at the same time clip it to the top of their clothes and remove the hand..
Its not groping, its just getting a mic in place in under 2 seconds because we do the same thing every day over and over.. lets just get it done and get to lunch.

>>669489097
>be me
>be volunteer with an animal sanctuary
>travelling for an outdoorsy convention/trade show
>meet local news anchor
>smoking hot early 50s milf (probably a gilf?)
>not a sag in sight
>just chatting after she filmed a short segment on our booth
>see her later, more chatting and several scotches pass
>end up in hotel room, eatin that pussy like a mad man
>alternate between pounding her and her riding all night
>and for the next two
>last morning, have to catch a flight
>as she is walking out, ask if she wants my number
>just says nope and walks out

Most insane weekend of my life. I never thought I could have muscle soreness in my jaw and tongue. Turned on that station and fapped to her a few times over the years, then find out she retired and was killed in a crash with a drunk driver, just can't do it any more.

>>669488739

Didn't see her naked, but in a Heathrow airport bathroom, I throat-fucked a girl who's a celebrity now, but was only barely a celebrity then. I felt like an absolute fucking boss.

I have been totally unable to reproduce my success with normal girls. I've had gfs since then, and have one now, but normal, everyday me is just too timid a guy to dominate in the bedroom. If I'm drunk AND on a lot of caffiene, sometimes I'm close to who I was that day, but it's a fragile balancing act. In order to be fearless, I need annonymity and the certainty that I'll never see the person again.

>>669496751
>Millenial generation starts in 1982
Thank fucking god someone finally decided on a number. I was never sure if I was a fucking millennial or not. 1981! I'm no god damned millennial. Woohoo!

>>669499654
who!? can you give a hint at the very least?

>>669499189

I'm thinking WTF by OP's idea that celebrity nudity in person is somehow different from any other nude person depending on the circumstances.

>>669499802
Rhymes with sheen of fingland

>>669499802

Eh... people here think she's ugly, so... But she's English, and she's in television, how's that?

>>669497856
I run a one man business. I specialize in boat bathroom installation. If you need to fit a shower in you small sailboat or want a luxury installation for your yacht, I'm your man.
It pays well but the market is often slow.
Technically, boat plumbery is very similar to what you do in light framing construction, the kind you install on coasts and beaches. To fill the plate I get hired as a subcontractant for bungalows, camping resorts and stuff like that.
>>669496181
I saw enough to tell you that shaving wasn't a priority for her.

>>669488739
I saw a Swedish celeb naked in a bathhouse shower once.

>>669500275
Doesn't help

>>669500275
Jenna Coleman ?

>>669499894
It truly isnt.
Both my parents worked in TV before I did. I grew up with it being completely normal to arrive home from school to find a tv presenter or celebrity or in one or two cases world famous people (deliberately vague description) in my house having a meeting with my dad (director).
Celebrity's are only special because people make them special in their own minds. In the end they are just people with a job to do like anybody else... You realise that when you sit down at the family table like every night to have a standard family meal..... yet that guy/girl from the tv/that movie is there with you and the conversation is always about "dad's boring work".

>>669488739
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago

>>669498956
nope as i said i´m not really into her so i was doing another girl who was there, so didnt look at her much

>>669500376
big bush eh? that's fantastic

>>669500568

He said "people here don't think she's hot." Who the fuck is saying Jenna Coleman isn't hot? They must die.

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>>669500568
Who the fuck thinks Jenna Coleman is ugly?

>>669501218

He said people here think she's ugly

I made out with Avril Lavigne one summer, a few years before Skater Boi. There was some serious groping but I didn't bring her to the sack.
Then again, half of Ontarians my age could probably say the same.

>>669501317
>>669501322

Okay... who does 4chan say is ugly. We can seriously Sheelock this shit. 4chan is a fedora-based parallel processor.

>>669501317
So cute

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>>669501218
Yes, they must

>>669497517
actully seen one more but shes not a celeb like more than 100k followers+ less at the time
but danish girl age 19 i was 18 at the time, i was out with two friends, i bought moet, and a big belvedere, this girl comes over, i didnt know her, but my friend did, she was a solid 9,5/10 without makeout on, fashion model she was, and she said she had to pee and wanted me to come..we stood in line and walked into a toilet (there was only 2) and it was obv we was in there..well she took her panths down + panties and spread legs to my face and i just walked out.. was really drunk so might have fucked her in there..but i remeber only 15 secs.. name if u danish

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>>669500677
I understand what you mean. I'm simply disturbed by the kind of fanatical obsession I'm seeing here.

I've met celebrities in person. I've treated them no differently. I understand to some extent how these people are becoming fanatical, which is probably a side effect.

It kind of scares me a bit to see people becoming this detached from reality. That in their minds, celebrities are some kind of special being.
I continue to see this trend getting more extreme over the years, and I don't know where this is going.

>>669500275
Who is it? Tell us Anon

>>669502077

tl:dr
me at club : buy table + moet/belvedere 3l : girls come over 9,5/10 without makeout wants me but not that celeb
100+k followers : toilet she was acting like peeing spead legs to me i walk out dont like that

>>669502161
You should really see the film "Antivital".

>>669502520
Antiviral *

>>669502077
>>669502479

Holy shit, learn to structure sentences.

>>669502161
yessir they just human beings like you and me, yet they famous but shoulden´t be threated not diffrently.

but there are some celebs who act like they god´s
that annoying tho
>>669502077
mep just so u know im not that other dude

>>669500275
How old is she?

>>669494406
more specific please

>>669502912
sorry mate i´m not really bothered with it at all i´m slight dyslexic, but hey english is not my first

>>669500275
Susan Boyle, I'm sure

Maybe 10 years ago I went to a hippy party and by 10pm everyone was stoned and half or more naked.
Lisa Miskovsky was there, playing guitar around the fire in nothing but shorts.

>>669502912
>>669502912
sorry mate i´m not really bothered with it at all i´m slight dyslexic, but hey english is not my first

>>669503208

18

>>669503633

Okay, I know who Anon's pretending he throat-fucked, but there's no fucking way. You're a liar, anon. Done.

<inb5 maise troll bait kekekeke

>>669503823
Yeah figured it out too don't believe it at all either

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>>669496146
This. They're just people. In fact you probably know people (those of you who aren't basement dwellers at least) more attractive than your favorite celebrity but they don't spend hours being worked on by hollywood makeup artists and have all their ohotos airbrushed.

I got a rimjob from Angelina Jolie while buttfucking Megan Fox. Every couple minutes I would do a 180 so they could rest their tongues.

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>>669496146
shop in progress

I fucked Madonna,

but, so what?

Who hasn't?

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>>669503039
>>669502520

But just to be clear, back a few decades ago British actors were not fanaticized the way Hollywood actors have been. In the UK in the past actors did their parts, and were treated no more special than a carpenter laying concrete.

Of course, that has changed now, but there was a reason the British didn't treat actors as royalty.

>>669504280
I love how virgins think she's unattractive because of this image. Ever seen tits from this angle? That's what's they look like, and anyone who's gone down on a girl, helped a girl get her pants off etc knows this

>>669503823
>>669504073

Who?

>>669504749
You mean a 360

>>669505196
you are not quite right bro but i feel you. she's still hot as fuck

>>669505196
>virgin detected

>>669505333
She's on a show with Thrones

>>669499614
OK Jan

>>669505196

Eh. My wife's tits don't look as flat as that, not from any angly.

Now, of course, *of course,* taken sll together, my wife is not as hot as her. It's Jenna fucking Coleman. She's a goddess. But my wife does have better tits.

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>>669505614

Who's 18 on GoT?

>>669503898
>>669505614
called this bullshit long time ago

>>669505960
Oh yeah it's bullshit I completely agree with ya

I had sex with a former Romanian pornstar. Wouldn't call her famous, exactly, she didn't do a ton of scenes, but it was for legit studios, and you can go find her videos easily right now on most any porn site. Did a couple scenes for Private.

She'd been retired for like 5 or 6 years, actually looks much better now than she did when she did porn.

>>669500187
holy shit, he throat fucked the Queen Mum!!
Hi five, bro!!

>>669506292
Must be Zuzka... AKA Susana Spears.. but she is Czech

>>669505927

Nevermind, figured it out.

Hey, I'd love to believe it, anon. Really would. I can admit that young famous people fucking is no impossibility.

But no pics = it did not happen.

>>669494253
this guy is gay? Because seem human

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>>669496146
I read this is Carlin's voice.
Good job anon. Would read again.