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allahu dickbar
>>669486834
that boy is cute
>>669485921
same. i want someone to step on my face and call me names
>>669486220
-8, next question alex
Guna take you to a DickBar
>>669487193
that is the idea
>>669486674
Are you saying its easier to hook up with guys than to get a girlfriend? And even if that's true, how is that pathetic?
>>669486801
You just have to be careful not to spill the juice, it is too valuable.
>>669487283
totes! Gotta catch every last drop
>>669486801
>>669487219
I'm not good with crowded places, why not switch to somewhere more private?
>>669487283
Its easier to eat gravel and twigs than to hunt and kill prey.
>>669487407
>>669487509
Yeah I dont like people either. People always try to pick fights with me in bars.
>>669487517
just because you have bad self-image doesn't mean all guys are shit. and from the other side, women aren't the end-all, be-all. there's probably the same percentage of shit guys as shit girls
>>669487670
The bird that flies alone, is the goose that gets cooked.
>>669485954
Doesn't work?
>>669487670
Why, are you bothering them?
>>669487517
I don't get where did you get that worldview from.
>>669487407
Its like that thing from TV shows with tubes that have cash flying inside - the more you get the better.
>>669487836
>the same percentage of shit guys as shit girls
solid 90%
sfw only pls
good evening peoples, hope everyone is getting laid today....
>>669488087
yeah like crystal maze! Although it tastes better than money.
>>669488143
>>669488143
what is this called
when the dick just goes through the cheeks
>>669488296
I am certainly getting laid tonight. Me and my hand both.
>>669488506
I dunno, mine is not all that tasty, maybe I need a sample from another brand~
>>669488514
hotdogging
non-penetrative
>>669488514
tribbing I think. I cannot say for certain though. Lol maybe hotdogging
>>669488506
>>669487187
>more like corned beef ass lmao
>>669488514
I guess you can call it "buttcheek sandwich"
>>669487836
You give up your man card going with men. Also men are easier.
>>669488705
I volunteer to taste and to supply
>>669488744
>>669487990
I have no time for you to be speakin Greek.
>>669488705
More Reindeer please.
>>669488296
>implying
;-;
>>669488744
tribbing is derived from tribadism which i think only refers to two vaginas rubbing together
>>669488902
>man card
do you live life in a bad sitcom or something?
or are you just trolling HARDCORE 24/7
>>669488731
>>669488744
>>669488744
>>669488806
found a new favorite sex position
>>669488050
Trying to build muscle doesnt work for me.
>>669488087
I rarely talk to people.
>mfw i'm keeping my boipussi fresh and virgin for the love of my life
>>669488919
Your application has been approved. Please, assume the position~
>>669489074
might have more idk
>>669489065
>vaginas
AAAHHHHHHHH Sorry! I'll remember that unfortunately
>>669488919
>>669489159
You have a good bit on you as it is.
I don't really want to get huge anyway. I like being otter.
>>669488087
You're a berry picker thats why you dont understand.
>>669489074
one of mine, too! wanna hook up and try it out? ;3
>>669489065
The fuck do you live where other men dont constantly challenge you?
>>669489310
It is a good thing to do. A little practice with toys\fingers wouldn't hurt though, in my opinion.
>>669489269
Then what seems to be the problem?
>>669489442
I suppose I'm better this way.
>>669489310
Love is a lie, anon.
>>669489317
which one though? On the bed or on the floor. Which one first?
>>669489354
>>669489391
Not enough
>>669489638
mm, i'd let him do the finger play.
>>669489707
a man can dream, anon
>>669489810
Only God can ever truly love you.
>>669489597
the southern us. maybe it's just that my friends are nice people and don't really give a fuck if i'm gay or not. i try to be nice to people and they don't randomly challenge my masculinity. maybe you're misinterpreting people's various gestures as a challenge?
>>669489638
I guess you've never had "The Alpha" get pissed at you for treading into his territory(bar).
Go the wrong place you'll get your head cracked open, fucked in the ass (get a std), and then pissed on while unconscious in a gutter.
>>669489993
maybe he lives in a cyberpunk 80's cartoon
hey has anyone ever had replies to their posts that didn't say "(you)"?
>>669490154
yes it happens if your IP changes inbetween your post and the response to it.
>>669489764
How about a 69 on the bed? Sounds like fun to me~
>>669489810
I would finger him myself, heh
>>669490084
That's why I don't go outside - to avoid having such experience.
>>669489993
Youve never had a pool stick thrown at you for losing a pool game?
you get your post number back as the return from the post, if it fails to load, but the posts makes it through, no (You)
>>669490257
Nice excuse to not go outside bro
>>669489978
i'm glad to know someone will love me no matter what
>>669490257
>tfw i'm a strict bottom
it'd feel weird for me to do such things to another man.
>>669490084
can i take the part of that that involves getting pissed on and nothing else?
>>669490299
no, never. but i'm only 19 so i don't go in bars. sounds like you've had some shit experiences man, sorry. i don't think i've actually ever played a game of pool tbh
>>669490153
sounds way cooler than a sitcom
>>669490449
Oh wait. You're homosexual. Never mind.
>>669490379
That is only one of the reasons why. Mainly, I don't need to go outside other than to visiting my university.
>>669490449
Aww, I thought you were a man for the job when it comes to being on top~
Well, we can lay on our sides on the same level, if that would make you more comfortable. Or you just want to go first and have a sample right here, right now?
>>669486834
> not "allahu cockbar"
Fucking scum.
I'm probably not straight and this stuff gets me harder than iron.
Any tips on how to meet guys into other guys for a first time? I feel extremely embarrassed by my sexual orientation right now and I can't stop thinking about wanting to mount another guy.
MFW I'd like a lot of this furry porn if it wasn't furry.
>>669490220
>>669490341
thanks for info.
it was strange, my id was the same and posts i made after replied with a (you), it was just the one
>>669490857
I second that question.
>>669490220
if my ip had changed, wouldn't i have gotten a new id on my next post?
>>669490857
>I feel extremely embarrassed by my sexual orientation right now
first things first, don't do that
that's dumb
it's not the 1930s, if you're gay, who cares, find a nice boyfriend and stop worrying.
second, grindr.
>>669490812
:(
>>669490847
maybe, i don't know
>>669490645
You're disgusting
Exactly, so shut your dicksucker.
>>669490257
oh yes please!
>>669490015
>>669491133
this is his father and i care you furry loving faggot
>>669491257
namecalling is my fetish, so please continue ;D
i guess i'll have to go into a bar and be an asshole so i can get a pool cue thrown at me. what kind of assholes were you playing with that threw a pool cue at you? just angry drunks or something?
sounds like a shit bar
>>669491372
I hope you brought some lube~
Don't worry, I'll be jentle.
>>669491240
Oh, enough hesitation! Just stuff your mouth with my junk already!
>>669491504
i'm not a furry, or a furry lover.
i come here for the circlejerking, not the porn.
>>669491133
>Go in grinder
>Get raped
>Dick falls off
>>669491629
>>669490857
Phase 1 begins.
>>669491240
I didn't write the rules.
>>669491133
It's not about the social stuff, I'd probably have no problem coming out as gay to my family and friends,
If anything, I guess the fact that I fancy being humiliated, used and put in my place makes me more keen towards being bottom than top. I can't convince myself I want that though, even if I do. I am not okay with wanting to be dominated by another male, if that makes sense?
>>669491639
hurr durr selective exposure
>>669491629
I'll bring lots of flavoured lube. Hope you're up for a messy time
>>669491372
>>669491629
i guess a blowjob wouldn't do much harm.
>>669491701
but you raised up my spirits, and then you crushed them. that makes me feel sad
>>669491525
Pussy drunks. If shit hit me then the guy would be dead and I would be in prison.
>>669491809
get okay with it nigger.
none of this stuff is stigma any more.
do what you enjoy, nobody cares.
>>669489771
Eh. You look good now, imo.
I tried giving a blowjob to a dildo. Pretty hard i don't know how people manage it
>>669491878
OK, but you are the one doing the cleanup!
>>669491957
Then you should start doing it.
>>669492202
practice
>>669492071
edgy
>>669491639
Nice! What site is this? I wanna join
>>669491878
>>669492202
It comes with practice. If you want to suck a cock, you will.
>>669492238
but what if you have an std? i want to remain clean and fresh for the man i love
>>669492192
Stomach too flabby, arms too small.
>>669492293
>>669492376
also it makes me do a pretty stupid non sexy face
oh, paul thread?
>>669492413
forgot image
>>669491957
Life is indeed tragic sometimes.
>>669492202
Pleasuring an inanimate object is likely difficult, yes.
>>669491878
Lol you are pathetic. A grown man role playing as a gay anthropomorphic animal on the internet for other faggots to jack off to. People like you should be shipped to Siberan prison camps to make FUBU sneakers and starbury's the rest of your life.
nibi post self
>>669492376
i can self suck too
>>669492424
Not to me but it's whatever is good for you.
>>669492413
Firstly, I am completely healthy. Secondly, you can't get an STD from letting a stranger stick a few fingers up your bum, so you are safe!
>>669492475
Remove mirror then. Or even better, stop caring. If your face shows that you care about what you are doing, e.g. sucking cock, than you are fine, 'cause that is tha one thing that really counts.
>>669492238
sure! Since its flavoured I'll lick it all up
>>669492562
Sounds good to me! Those Russian boys need someone to keep them warm at night ;P
EY VLADIMIR I KEEP YOU VARM AH?
>>669492312
>>669492580
I dont post pics here
>>669492413
Lol GAYYYYYY
>>669492776
Thats because your standards are low low low.
>>669492540
life can be tragic, or it can be how you make it to be.
>>669492676
same, but i get too tired before i even get close to cumming.
>>669492828
i was talking about that bj, but i guess that's okay too
>>669492952
thank you, i am very gay myself. are you?
>>669493061
Not remotely.
>>669492676
Lucky you! I've tried stretching myself out for a few months, only ended up hurting my back, unfortunately.
>>669492904
Lube will not be the only thing you are going to lick up, heh
>Those Russian boys need someone to keep them warm at night ;P
I can tell you dirty things in russian if you want to~
>>669493085
i self suck for about 30 minutes and cum my hot load into my mouth but i just want to be a little cumslut
>>669492828
I actually have no idea how I'd do in a real scenario. Im horny when im alone but I think id fuck it up real bad if I was with someone.
>>669486834
Not saying allahu cockbar
Fuckin pleb
>>669493259
You think I look fine. Id call that low.
>>669493085
>same, but i get too tired before i even get close to cumming.
>he doesn't jack off and then suck
fucking pleb
>>669493273
Believe me i'd rather be your cumslut then be able to selfsuck
>>669493273
Sounds good to me toots and you bet your bottom it wont be the only thing getting licked up
>>669493181
>>669493423
I'd call your self-esteem low.
>>669493085
That's what I keep saying to the terminally ill children at the hospital. Bloody ingrates never take the advice.
>>669493355
I am sure you'd do a great job! Just be confident and relax, and if the other person is not a jerk, he will encourage you and help you in any way possible, so its impossible for you to fail!
>>669486834
The fate of all who yiff.
Enjoy hell furfags
>>669493574
Accurate*
>>669493311
that's nice to hear
>>669493438
sorry, i take a while to cum
>>669493608
that's not very nice :(
>>669486834
Chat Noir doesn't really fall under the furry category tbh.
>>669493957
stop hating yourself so much
>>669493671
getting hard would probably be another issue. I can only fap to these drawings anymore. Most actual gay porn does nothing for me. But im also not interested in girls. This sucks
>>669492828
> "you can't get an STD from letting a stranger stick a few fingers up your bum, so you are safe!"
This must be a joke.
>>669493967
I'm trying to spread a positive philosophy. Not my fault little Timmy with only a few months to live can't take sound advice.
>>669493475
Oooh, I certainly like where this is going, hehehe
Wait, why would you lick there? You need to get it dirty fir- Oh, I see what you are planning there, you sneaky trickster! Ok, I will play along~
>>669493456
Now that is a proper attitude! Now get down on your knees~
>>669494205
It'll get better, I promise.
>>669494262
kek, i suppose
>>669494262
Well, in any case, you shouldn't let strangers anywhere near your rear, just for extra safety!
>>669494319
hehe ohhhhhhhhh yeah get my tongue all over you while my hands go wild in other areas
>>669494323
>>669494484
oh no it's the slippery sweaty beef dog man
>>669494774
Meanwhile, let me mess around with your cockpit~
>>669494489
Only allow the most chaste, pure people near you. Only after several years of celibate marriage too. Hazmat suits are optional.
eat ass
>>669494971
Oh I'd love that. Sadly though I need to go. Take care toots
>>669494774
>>669495151
Maybe at least change hazmat suits for latex suits
>>669495429
oh, i still had you filtered. hi again
>>669495415
I am going away too. Have a great time!~
>>669495549
for what, the tits?
>>669495606
yea, didn't want to see your horrible porn dump.
>>669495684
it was like 13 images
>>669495727
13 too many.
>>669495587
you too sweetness~ Bye
>>669495415
>>669495790
ok well stop talking about eating asses and I'll delete the folder
>>669495992
no you won't.
>>669496069
I will, promise and I will screenshot it.
