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YLYL. Only stuff that you've lost to.
>>669485403
I always do that with candy at Halloween.
>>669485635
C&H? What are you, fucking 12?
>>669486134
is this true?
>>669486448
Fuck off kid.
This guy. He's looking furtively around the corner, as if he wasn't in a forensic psychology documentary, but instead, lookin' to make some mischief! I love you Tom Sawyer!
ITT: autists who don't know OP is also robot
>>669486536
Are you a fat middle aged single mom with 4 interracial kids with no father?
>>669486637
I really really really like this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZs-IwqDSm8
Haha just imagin, instead of two big titts you find two big dicks...
Kekekekekekeke you loser negro nigglets
>>669487012
It this is real, anyone got the video?
>>669486697
eh? what text?
>>669486120
You're just a humorless cunt.
>>669487398
LOST!
>>669486614
yes
>>669486614
kill yourself
>>669487307
I think he is just stringing his posts together is all
>>669487112
thanks lori
>>669485635
lost
>>669486134
if the earth were smaller than a plane like in that picture, that would be true
Whoever is posting minions needs to fucking die swiftly. You are the fucking scum of the earth inbred piece of fucking shit autist motherfucker. If you think minion memes are funny or relatable you literally have autism and are somewhere deep on the spectrum
>>669487748
fucking lost
>>669485990
But he killed her.
saw this shit a couple days ago, still get a hearty kek from it
>>669487901
They already stopped
>>669485894
kek
>>669487901
it was me and i do it because a these threads are all the same retarded shit posted by newfags and retards llike yourself and b because u took the bait and got triggered hard. now kill yourself
>>669488422
Lost
>>669488436
nigger
>>669488422
You still bump the thread dumbass
No, you patiently wait on Facebook to find hilarious minion memes and save them to your minion folder so you can share them later. That's how autistic you are in real actual life. Why the fuck else would you even have them. There's no good answer to that question. You've backed yourself into an autistic corner.
>>669488698
i dont care, i am out of here, peace nigger enjoy your bananas
>>669486570
Damn it
>>669488913
Thanks, Lori.
>>669486368
lost
>>669484355
A. Reykjavik
>>669488388
15 years of age is the person that posted this image.
Reveal your true age.
>inb4 I'm actually 20
>>669486134
>what's gravity
>>669488696
Underrated post I rarely see this posted and this absolutely made me fucking laugh my arse off
>>669486832
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>669488117
:D
This looks like some Marc M shit
>>669489510
holy shit kill yourself lol
>>669489440
A lie by the government to make us believe in the round earth THEORY.
>>669488698
Like an artist, demonstrating his work for the masses.
You're just a lowly shit for brains commentator at this point.
>>669488239
lost right at the end
>>669488576
called it from 4th line
>>669487886
MOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
>>669489108
Lost.
>>669486936
Thomas the dank engine
>>669489820
Mod here. What do you have against kids playing with remotes?
>>669487342
did you know that autism backwards is written
msitua
>>669485990
>>669488059
I never understood this one.... It looked fake cause she just ran away, and yet the news story whatever said she died
>>669489358
Brendan is a retard, and Robert is a liberal fag, both are cancerous either way for posting shit on FB
>>669487398
This would be funnier if they took out the competely ridiculous ones so you might just believe they were on the show
>>669489358
This was actually pretty funny
>>669486448
What the actual fuck
>>669487662
Lulz. Sauce? YouTube vidya?
>>669488239
Number 1 monkey, Bwahahahah
What the fuck he was Thinking
Anyone got that squirrelkin chick?
>>669490278
She didn't die immediately.
>>669489358
Good read i give it a perfect 5/7
>>669487662
Considering the exponential rate at which sex and porn are becoming more and more boring, i see this in ny future
>>669488116
>>669487920
Fucking lost
>>669487748
Fuck. Lost
>>669485894
My fucking god... I actually lost
>>669490566
Well duh, I fucking get that part... But it doesn't look like he connects, and he fires multiple shots from like three feet. Doesn't seem like something you run away from
>>669490361
Sauce?
Im usually not one for greentext about shitting but...
>>669486637
>>669486874
>>669486918
>>669486960
>>669486991
>>669487104
>>669487146
>>669487199
>>669487258
>>669487342
>>669487401
>>669487477
fucking kill yourselves you fags
>>669491000
I want an app that does that!
>>669486368
lost
>>669490783
YOu fuckin with me, or is there actaully supposed to be an 82.
>>669486368
fake
>>669486448
Post moar
>>669486448
anyone have the cap of the thread?
>>669488659
Here, the full version
>>669490783
crap
>>669487662
Lost so hard
>>669491345
the game?
i dont get it
>>669491073
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kek
>>669490023
Lost
>>669487886
the girl look like she is sucking on a dick even though it's her arm :P
>>669485043
this had my girlfriend and i giggling like retards
wp
>>669491475
Do I sense a Samefag?
>>669490783
It's not real. GG tho.
>>669491649
>>669491215
>the number 17 clearly displayed
>"is there actaully supposed to be an 82"
kill yourself
>>669491649
yeah i think thats what he was implying, NEWfag
>>669489605
You must be a gun owner
>>669491058
Fucking lost
>>669491836
Out of your league, kid. I graduated top in my Navy Seals class. I don't need this shit. Oldfag, out.
>>669485428
filename 8/8
>>669488422
>implying 99% of /b/ isn't just the same stupid shit posted over and over again
There are worse threads than YLYL, if you dont like them, don't come into one...
>>669490899
True and check.
>>669488696
Im fucking crying holy shit
>>Sounds like anon is sad again
I cant stop fucking laughing my fucking sides, they hurt
>>669485118
They deserved to smash the front end of their fucking Kia or whatever just for putting that Cadillac emblem on the grille.
>>669491805
thanks lori
>>669490899
Life isn't a fucking video game. You don't just ragdoll when your health gets to 0.
>>669491845
>>669491914
>>669491962
>>669492010
actually lost
>>669488239
lost
>>669491805
thanks lori
>>669491595
Holy kek
>>669492134
It's a fiat.
A personal favourite
>>669486109
this actually makes sense. try me.
>>669487662
Nekromantic?
>>669487662
Too much Japanese porn
>>669488436
NO!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT
>>669491472
Fucking leave.
>>669489358
Holy fuck this is incredible
>>669491835
dont see a 17..
>>669490499
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093608/
>>669484328
>tfw it honestly took me 10 seconds to realize it wasn't a actual monkey
>>669490973
Got it from /b/, so no sauce
>>669486109
That actually makes sense tho
Can't blow up a bus if you die somewhere in the Med.
>>669491224
Are you seriously that retarded? You can choose the name of the character you play as.
He just named the character Bitch you dumb underage asshole
>>669484328
keked
>>669486109
It's true, though. They fear freezing to death or starving, because it means they fail their mission and they won't go to heaven
>>669490399
Drake and Josh, Bee Movie, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, Bob's Burgers, Arthur, That's so Raven, Seinfeld, Johnny Test, Lilo and Stitch.
>>669489358
I read this in class and was trying so fucking hard to not laugh too loud. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP70N_JiG-U
>>669485635
I desperately want to give this to a sick coworker. He has a brain tumor or some shit, so of course it would be in extremely bad taste...
>>669490278
>people die immediately when they are shot
>why would movies lie to me?
>>669485043
If you actually lost to this, you're autistic.
>>669490899
Think of it like this:
How much blood do you need to lose before you lose consciousness and/or die? I'd say a fairly large quantity.
How long would it take that quantity of blood to leave your body through three or four 9-millimeter holes? A while, I'd think. Not a long while, but more than a few seconds, or maybe even a few minutes.
>>669493058
Plz b b8
>>669487920
never gets old
>>669490567
fuck me LOL
>>669490899
Are you a baka
You wanted her to stand there and wait for more shots?
>>669493168
what the fuck is wrong with being autistic? you are being such an asshole.
>>669492410
That's just fucking stupid, but I keked anyway.
>>669484077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVaN9wbGvnY
>>669493301
so did this take off? I kinda missed out on it
>>669486120
you only know cyanide... happiness is what your father took from your 4 year old self.
>>669484328
Lost my shit
>>669486657
not funny, but is looks cool.
>>669491345
as soon as it told me to read it i was like "i aint scrollin up nigga"
then i scrolled down alittle and saw
>>669486120
It makes sense, practically and emotional
>>669492167
idk why but this
>>669486916
lost
>>669493477
Yes spread this image continue gods work anons
>>669493301
Story?
>>669485817
i don't get it
>>669489512
kek.
>>669486134
Airplane indicators and gauges are all relative. As the airplane travels the compass will swing allowing the autopilot to adjust so even though you are following one line of latitude or longitude you are actually traveling in an arc.
>>669493330
Take it from a diagnosed autist, there's a lot wrong.
>>669493666
lost
>>669487920
lol
>>669490030
Faggot. Nice try, but you forget mods have fucking tags. Retard.
>>669493723
he is using it as an insult though. its so wrong to do that.
>>669493721
Spoken like a true brainwashed sheeple.
>>669490899
>i am an expert in ballistics, human anatomy, and armed combat
>>669490783
I see it
>>669493941
Not all of them do. And I doubt they always post with it.
>>669487146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp3txnA4rxs
>>669494010
wake up sheeple, alex jones 4 president
>>669486134
Half an Hour capitalized like that got me for some reason
>>669493854
but who was bacon?
>>669493168
na, you're just new
>>669491348
my life for Kane
>>669494010
kill yourself
>>669485798
>not 16/16
Do you even Grizzly Bears?
>>669493993
Why? We insult people for things that are socially unacceptable to us. Autists are the kings of socially unacceptable things. As such, it's treated as the king of insults on 4chan (losing way to cuck, but that's a result of our increased sexualization).
>>669494260
France is
>>669491348
I picture this as Tanya and Kane from C&C breaking up.
>>669491595
She looks like she had open heart surgery.
/thread
>>669494383
kill yourself. you have been baited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wev113zavAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-3-tw6SUrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYjadn5tmQU
Nothing here is funny, kill yourselves
>>669494590
Gratz on baiting an autist into talking about autism?
>>669494405
bakin'?
>>669494618
lost
>>669494291
You would like that wouldn't you? Liberal sissy.
>>669494758
You just described /b/
>>669486753
"its a skeleton you dumb fuck"
fucking lost.
>>669486643
get back to facebook son of a bitch
>>669494618
>you'reselfes
Fixd
>>669492163
From the impacts i think at least blood or meet chunks would start flying in one of those several shoots>>669493169
>>669493275
>>669484355
Icelandic is pretty easy to pronounce. I don't understand how people can't grasp that the J's are pronounced as Y's. It's practically a vowel.
Ey-yaf-yalla-yokle
Reyk-yavik
Kopa-vogur
Hafnarf-yorur
Fyaro-abyggo
Dumb nigger can't understand it if it doesn't come in the same of a watermelon.
I just kek'd at my own autism.
>>669489358
>ragheads
>paris
Looks like the joke is on you "Graves". Ironic
>>669494831
im not a liberal you cock sock. you clearly have brown fingers from fingering alex jones
>>669486916
I remember the chan.
>>669494860
Depends on what you mean by /b/
The culture changes depending on the type of threads you browse, and they all change over time. I spend most of my time in circle jerk threads. There are 6 up right now, and those are all about pretending you aren't lonely. Don't get me started on YLYL threads.
>>669490783
It's very clear.
>>669493140
>she died
>why would the media lie to me?
>>669486657
This makes me uncomfortable.
>>669486874
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>669494298
Yes I know, but I didn't make it, I'll fix it some day when I've nothing better to do.
>>669485495
Not funny even in the slightest gtfo
>>669495143
Doesn't mean he can name more than one city in fucking Iceland. If you told me that there only WAS one city in fucking Iceland, I'd probably shrug and figure that was a reasonable possibility because it's fucking Iceland.
>>669485798
Love it.
>>669494618
holy fucking shit lost hard
>>669493275
>baka
>facepalm.gif
>shot to the stomach
>can still run away without doubling over
sure thing, m8.
>>669494955
Thanks fam
>>669493386
It's so dumb, but so powerful
>>669495249
I'm lmafoing at your life. Come at me scrublord. I'm ripped.
>>669493330
well its confirmed
we got a newfag in here.
>>669486109
makes sense, they are afraid of a slow meaningless death
