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sub /b/
just has some fucked up shit happen to me at my local ymca

>be 22 year old alpha gym rat
>so i go to my gym, today i though i would do a bit of cardio
>solid workout, head to the locker room after
>have some time to kill so i decide to relax in the jacuzzi
>slip in my swim shorts and head to the jacuzzi with my towel
>walk into the room and notice the jacuzzi is empty #blessed, usually there is weirdos in there
>i put my towel on the ledge of the jacuzzi, turn on the jets and hop in.
>jets all over make the water from clear to bubbly (cant see your hands in the water)
>15 seconds after i hop in a young lady comes in, prob in her 20s
>one quick look at her face and i noticed shes ovb retarted, mentally challanged, 3/10 face
>fukin moment ruined, im hoping she wont sit besides me
>the jacuzzi is big btw like 6ft by 12ft so theres lots of space
>she goes to the other side of me (4 or 5ft away) and dips her whole body under the water
>she stand back up and thats when i realized she was only wearing a long white t-shirt
>i could literally see everything through her wet white t-shit, her prefect perky nipples down to her shaved pussy between her legs at the water line. 10/10 body 10/10 tits
>wft i dont know what to do!!!

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BUMPER
cont. then you faggot
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Claims to be alpha
Debates fucking a 3/10 retard
100% legit
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Bucket on head, use handle
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>>669482642
op here
continued

>heart is racing, i had moments ago just got in and i dint want to get out
>turn my head try to look away from her gorgeous tits
>decide i should get out before anyone else come in and it gets awkward
>to late, i had a massive erection, diamond hard, would have poked out her eyes if i stood up and too embarrassed to walk to the locker shower were ppl would have seen me
>cant stop look at her tits through peripheral vision
>she starts floating on her back, up and down the jacuzzi, imposable to look away at this point
>just the tip of my cock pops out of my shorts on the waist liner
>start slowly rubbing my frenum (the tip of my cock that is really sensitive)
>fuckin i cant stop, im so turned on
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>>669482642

WHO

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In before she shits in the tub
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>>669483555
cont.

>she still has no idea im touching my self, water is to bubbly
>i cont to do this for 5min
>at one point she leans over the ledge to go thru here purse or something
>clear view of her pussy, i just wanted to go over and start eating her out, it was unbelivable how good it looked
> turns around and her tits jiggle
>i instantly cum, like bucket
>my face prop looked a retated like while i was cuming
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> Alpha male
> Cums simply by looking at a naked girl

This story is absolutely ridiculous desu senpai
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KEEP EM COMIN', OP!
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pls OP continue
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>>669483724

\m/
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>>669484618
cont

>she looks at me, i look at her face, her face is so ugly
>i stay in there for a min for my cock to unswell
>starts playing with her hands in the water
> the jets must have pushed my cum in her direction cuz the next thing i new she was examing her hands with this sticky clear stuff all confused like.
> i quickly jump out grab my towel and and fukin 0 to 100 out of there real quick.

so ya that my story lol /b/ it was pretty fucked up
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>>669484618
>my face prop looked a retated like while i was
do you even bro
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>>669485360
Coolstorybro potato/10
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>>669485173
I love those old terry pictures, such great stuff
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Pic fucking related
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Troopers of DEATH \m/
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>>669485360
No sex
3/10 started good but ending was lacklustre
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>>669488531
Is his bad touch what turned Miley into Bieber?
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>>669485360

And this is where it was obvious you made the whole thing up. Cum doesn't just float around in tact.
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>gym alpha
>stealth jerks in a hottub to a retarded girl

top kek
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>>669482642
>walk into the room and notice the jacuzzi is empty #blessed, usually there is weirdos in there
>#blessed

kill yourself faggot and fuck your retarded made up story
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>>669488861
>in tact

No it floats 'in water'.
It's not 'intact' though.
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>>669483555
You call yourself Alpha? Thats 10/10 beta
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>Tfw you will live to see Terry the no talent faggot die
It's a good feeling.
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>>669483344
This op she would be a 3 if she has a 10/10 body
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>>669482642
Want us to believe a word of this? Post name of a city where a YMCA gym has indoor co-ed hot tub...every one I've been in has separate ones in the locker room for each gender. Or in your story this happens in the mens locker room?
Who shaves a retards pussy? Every one I've seen had hairy legs and I imagine hairy pussy.
Outrageous 22yo story demands answers.
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>>669485360
>tfw girls first feel and see cum
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FAKE
A. What retard shaves her pussy???? and who would shave it for her???

B. Your cum would never be enough to notice in that amount of water. unless your cumming gallons and gallons
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I have no idea why agencies send models to TR.

First, he's a shitty photog. One look. Stark background, on camera flash. Works OK with pretty girls, but its a one-note symphony.

Second, you know whatever girl you send over he's going to try to fuck. The liability for that...would not do.
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>>669493385
and yet no law suits against Uncle except for 1 from Speedy just because he was looking for a cash grab, he lied and said he was 17 when Terry took his hard-on pix but good thing Terry still had the paperwork for proof

\m/
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>>669494923
The fuck has this thread turned into.
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>>669495444

A R T \m/
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>>669488760
who dat? Lada gaga?
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still caught arection despite stories malfunctionous lies
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http://web.archive.org/web/20060508091211/http://www.terryrichardson.com/Pictures/Cat.html

http://terrysdiary.com/post/402689164/me-and-fangs-the-cat
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>>669495802
how did you find out?
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