It's the year 6015. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species.
You've stopped for repairs on a nearby colonized desert planet. While browsing the market district for extra supplies, a cloaked figure lays a prehensile pulvillus on your shoulder and asks if you would like to see her wares. Her tone suggests she's offering some weapons or drugs not so legal in civilized space. You agree, and she motions you to follow her into an alley. Once there, she turns around, unveils her body and lists her rates. You now realize the robed alien is not a spice dealer, but a prostitute.
So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, /b/? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a 6-armed hooker.
>female or male?
>consensual or rape?
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
For standardization purposes, we will say this image represents a 5 on this scale.
>>669458501
hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech and look like pic related
godmode: hardmode, plus she will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra and attempt to decapitate you during coitus
Wait.....
Wait...
What?
>female
>consensual
>qt
>recreational
>yes
>2 is as far as i'd go.
>>669458501
I really want to put my dick in that alien.
>>669458791
>2
Pussy
>>669458686
It's a simple question, anon. Given the opportunity, would you stick it in an alien?
Honestly I would give anything to fuck a sexy xeno babe. Idgaf, give me an 8/10 on the xeno scale.
>both
>consensual
>qt
>both
>absolutely
>Let's say 6
No, because I don't want to get infected with an alien std.
>>669459605
>Pussy for not wanting to fuck a literal xenomorph with tits,i'm sorry,but i don't find pleasure in fucking stupidly mutated creatures that could only resemble some kind of autistic mix between a crab and a spider,faggot.
>>669458501
>even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology
When there's a will, there's a hole.
I would sex an ayy
https://e621.net/post/show/38758/alien-anal-anal_penetration-anus-backsack-balls-bi
>>669462581
We have image support on this webzone, you know.
I would if she looked like this or something like the blue chick from Mass Effect, she's called Liara I think.
She'd have to be mostly humanoid like pic related and cute/hot.
>>669463246
>>669462011
Well the xenomorph I could understand.
It's design was sexual in nature (H.R.Giger)
It's life cycle is literally rape
It only wants to survive, i.e. kill or breed.
The "morph" part is coined from its breeding with other species. tits and pussy are not totally unreasonable.
>>669465635
ok that is hot as shit but i don't remember her having breasts in the movie
Would totally fuck an alien. Disappointingly not going to happen though
Ill fuck literally anything that wont lead to negative physical or legal consequences. I mean. As long as I don't get caught anyway. Otherwise as long as what I'm fucking is into it or indifferent, Ill fuck it.
All that being said, fuck no I wouldn't pay for an alien hooker. I like to think I could fuck one on my own without having to pay for it.
>>669466936
Same guy here. I think the term for this is "Omnisexual"
>>669466936
i hope you dont own pets.
Or else, id pray for their little orifices.
>>669465928
Artistic license.
>>669466203
Pretty much. I like to play optimist, but when it comes to making first contact, that's not something I see happening within our lifetimes. Like, 200 years from now, we'll probably have found other planets with substantially-sized lifeforms, but still no intelligent life.
>>669468341
Or scratch that, more like a millenium. In 200 years, we probably won't even be out of out own star system.
>>669469202
Not sure if Tenno are truly alien but holy shit would I fuck them, combat suit and all.
>>669469658
Is that what their faces actually look like?
>>669470527
ever watched neon genesis evangelion?
they are human-sized evas
>>669458501
I'd fuck a 10 but only if it's female
>>669458501
https://togethertube.com/rooms/53c4a7ba-2c74-4ab5-9e93-db068481a5fd
>>669471314
No, they look similar to humans
>>669458501
>female or male?
Female.
>consensual or rape?
Consensual.
Although I wouldn't be above raping a space pirate or other kind of thug.
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Either.
If I wasn't devoted to any one qt3.14, I wouldn't mind a random fling at a bar.
>recreational or, if science allows, procreational?
Depends.
If I found a particularly nice xeno lover, I wouldn't mind settling down and making a bunch of hybrid kids.
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
Probably not. Then the effort would just seem wasted.
>on a scale of 1 to 10
4. Inhuman and kinky but not TOO inhuman.
>>669471314
No, they look like this. Also fuck Bioware. Fucking con men is what they are.
>>669472016
With 10, an an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, I don't really think gender will play into anything. 10 is probably something so far beyond human comprehension that you would need to redefine your definition of intercourse to fuck it.
>male
>consensual
>qt
>procreational
>yes
>10
i dont have limits
>>669458501
ayy
>>669473009
yeah fucking an eldritch entity would be like a microbe trying to fuck a girl. But i think it can have features that are seen as feminine like a vagina shaped hole or maybe if it has a voice it can sound like a female voice. The best way is just to simply find a hole and stick my penis in it even if it's not made for procreation
surprised i havent seen this posted yet.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/search/index?query=Project_Pasiphae&search_in=keywords
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/search/index?query=Infested_Alley&search_in=keywords
Also,, i think i couldnt go past a 2 or 3. they would have to be feminine (if im fucking them that is), i would prefer consensual, random, and idc if they can have my kid or not.
if they are fucking me, then any of the ones in the links
>>669458501
>female or male?
female
>consensual or rape?
consensual
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
don't care
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
don't care
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
absolutely
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
15
>>669462391
this
>>669458501
Im ok with this as long as I don't get probed/penetrated (im just not into it), eaten and digested, neither party is harmed in a life threatening way, and my mind doesn't completely break. I kinda feel anything over a 8 might make my brain melt.
>>669464038
>tfw no qt hunter ing sex partner to tentacle "rape" you
>>669458501
I wanna fuck the Sandworm.
hell yeah
>>669458668
This.
On the alienness, I'd say 1-6 and 9-10, but not in between. Uncanny valley is the real threat to boners.
>>669478725
Good lord, artist?
Sounds fun
>>669479297
some guy named tinyfaceart appearantly
more fucking alien porn, this is hot as shit
Does anyone have like a website where I can find non humanoid and humanoid aliens fucking?
>>669481202
you can try places like e621 or sankakucomplex. aline tag and whatnot. maybe exhentai. whatever that rule34 site that's not paheal is called. get creative
>>669481202
e621 has some good stuff if you're willing to dig through the furshit.
>female
>consensual
>rando slut from the spacebar
>recreational
>yeah
>7-8 depends on the Xeno itself
>>669482084
>furshit
said the guy with the ovipositing bug girls fetish
>>669458501
sure, on on the scale of xeno, i'd go up to 5.
>>669482084
>>669481761
thanks guys
>>669469202
Well... The tenno is basically just humans, whom was put in suits and frozen in cryosleep on earth. So under the warframes, they would be like a slightly futuristic human.
>>669458501
>female
>consensual
>both preferable qt
>any
>yes
>7 or 8
Actually diamonds thinking aobut this.
More alien pron please
>>669479212
kek
>>669461951
In all likelihood, their biology would be so different from your own, that any diseases they may have would not affect you at all.
>>669482084
Would love to fertilize her eggs through that little pussy then fuck her birthing canal
>>669458501
>female
>consensual
>qt
>both
>Filename.Jpg
>probably 5
moar for the love of god moar
>>669485254
On the other hand, your body might react poorly to their alien fluids and bacteria.
MORE ALIENS PLEASE
>>669486543
I'd have consensual sex with qt 10/10 alien scale and if it was nice and shit I would be willing to live with it and possibly have family.
>tfw born too early to be real life Capitan Kirk
>>669486673
>>669486774
>>669486879
>>669486537
Why are aliens so fucking hot?
Fetishism aside, can anyone come up with a believable, rational explanation?
>>669486925
>>669483295
This is awesome lol
what the fuck
why is this turning me on
I'm literally fucking furious at myself to jacking off to this
>>669487064
>>669486971
humans are crazy, that's why. if there ever comes the day of human spacetravel and should there be such a thing as a galactic society, we'll be "those wierdos from the backwater branch of the saggitarius arm who are willing to stick their fornicate with everything. seriously, i saw one attempt a one-nighter with a kusarian squid matriarch once"
Am I the only one who thinks fucking an alien would just feel amazing. Vagina would be so different
>>669458501
>female or male?
Female
>consensual or rape?
I'd rape
>your qt ayylmao gf/bf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Random slut
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Both
>would you still try, even if your reproductive organ is ultimately incompatible with their physiology?
Yes
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldritch Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
2 or 3
>>669487577
too late now
>>669488308
That's part of the experience. Fucking a new kind of babe AND sticking your dick in a new kind of pussy.
... hopefully not a dangerous kind.
>>669487993
>i saw one attempt a one-nighter with a kusarian squid matriarch once
And that man was a hero among his fellow humans.
>>669458501
I would fuck the most lovecraftian horrorbeast you could bring me provided my cock was on board. Male, female, recreational, procreational, I would find a fucking way and I would hit that so hard that it screamed out with an infinity of mouths beyond mouths and shook loose the bones that will end our universe.
>>669458501
In all honesty if it has tits and a tight, warm hole to stick my dick in id fuck any xeno
>>669487577
Because exotic women have always been particularly arousing, and this is about as exotic as it can get.
>>669486415
Honestly, it could go either way. What I meant was that their bacteria would be so foreign that it would simply be inert to us, and vice-versa.
>>669486971
It's the exoticism. Humans have always striven to conquer new lands, and that includes in the bedroom. >>669488308 this guy has the right idea, it's a whole new set of rules to learn. But the best and worst part is, we have no idea what our closest celestial neighbors look like, so we can just project whatever we think (or hope) they might resemble, and that includes very fuckable monstergirls.
>>669486543
Hnnng
>>669486971
In two words?
Hybrid heterosis.
They look enough like us that they seem like they might be able to kind of interbreed, so we're 100% up to go apeshit on that just in case our kids come out better than they would have with joe the farmhand in the next village. Same shit we did with various hominids throughout our evolutionary history.
Worst case scenario, we beat them to death with a rock and get the fuck out of there; best case scenario, we're the father of a new race that will blot out the skies with their numbers.
MOOOAR
ill post my 2 alien webms, that i like
>>669489989
the other stuff he makes is Warframe related, still nice but files are larger
totally counts
>>669490155
the guy he'S talking about is called wattchewant and got a tumblr
I love that people just have hundreds of alien porn images sitting around waiting for the ONE DAY where this thread would come up and then they'd be the one prepared while everyone else just has regular rape gifs and lolicon
>>669469202
Sause? I know it's tenno but can't find that clip
>mfw I'll never have sweet, slimy sex with qt3.14 alien gf on a spaceship
>>669490331
Thats the one, really well rigged models.
>>669490423
wattchewant have fun
>>669489303
I guess I can believe that. It's true that exotic things have always had lots of appeal, including girls.
>>669489667
Pretty good explanation.
And it's a little amusing to think that aliens, freakin' EXTRA-terrestrials, could push our instinctual buttons.
>depends on what the xeno looks like. If you think about it all our conventions are out the window. Males might be slender sexy aliens and females might look like tentacle beasts.
>consensual
>qt
>recreational, I hate kids
>probably
>probably like a 6 or 7 of 10
>>669490413
My Xenomorph folder alone literally has 5 dozen images. And then there's also Star Wars...
Not because I sit around and wait for threads like this but it's just because I'm a massive xenophile.
bugger me, i seem to have run out. here's an iguana. thing.
>>669458501
Yo, OP, we get it, you want to test the water, but it's been like 4 months now. There's probably at least 10 guys here who would offer asylum and physical assets to get into your physical assets. Just come to Earth so we can fuck you already, k?
>>669490700
>>669486710
If you're under 30, there's a good chance you weren't born too early.
>>669487993
Honestly we really do hold ourselves in far too hight a regard. I've a distinct feeling that way out there on the outskirts of space as we know it, on the edge of the expanding dark void that is the still occuring big bang- some fat little blue and yellow shitlords, three feet tall and as pear shaped as you like, have built a sex-ranch where they practice using their six armed twelve testicled space dongs to fuck anything with a hole, and these guys use literal shit, as lube. Like their own females have to shit on their vaginal equivalents to grease them up prior to sex.
I mean I'd likely go for an 8/10 if I was being totally honest with myself, but as a human we tend to find symettry and humanoid traits appealing, thats why the whole two arms, two legs, two eyes, noses and compatible sex thing seems to matter to us so much. Me? I'd fuck some space antqueen with a slavering slobbering set of space mandibles in her ovipositor if it got us both off.
Warhammer stuff anyone?
>>669491083
>that last line
Now I imagine a scenario where humanity becomes the galaxy's greatest provider of sex toys for all species.
>>669458501
>both
>both, too.
>"qt"
>both
>fuck yes
>9, maybe 10. depends on how i like it.
>>669491281
I had some on my other computer, but I don't have access to it atm.
>>669491212
I'm not going to dare to speak for everyone, but it's true that I prefer something humanoid and that tits would be a very nice bonus.
But
>I'd fuck some space antqueen
I have to agree with you on that one. There's something oddly kinky and arousing about insectoids and the thought of cumming in their meaty abdomen.
>>669492844
I wasn't distinctly refering to the idea of space ants being preferential for me. I was more aiming for the less human side of it all. 8/10 on the scale and all. We've all got our thing I guess, though I don't find it repulsive, yours sure aint' mine.
>>669491162
22. I'm still hoping, but I don'r really belive that.
>>669493035
Hate to say it but furry stuff is typically drawn with the intention of personifying pre-exhisting animals or fantasy creatures. This shit doesn't TECHNICALLY belong here, and certainly not the whole dick-challenge shit.
>>669486710
I don't think even Kirk would go as far as a 10/10
>>669491162
>>669493128
lemme squash that bit of hope for a bit
>fermi paradox
>great filtler
look it up if you dare
>>669493447
well shit
>>669493994
>tfw way too small to fuck a sexy kaiju
Shit.
>>669494017
sauce?
>>669494017
dude
where'd you get that
>>669458501
Why cant we just fuck some monster girls? why does it have to be some alien bitches?
>>669494127
Size ain't nothing but uh... scale. I don't know.
or this
>>669491083
>To fuck the monsters, we built our own
>>669494465
>>669494760
1995 remake of Wasp Woman.
>>669494465
>>669494760
Don't get too excited. She proceeds to eat the guy.
The movie's called The Wasp Woman.
It's about a woman in the modeling industry who becomes obsessed with her own beauty and starts doing stupid science stuff to herself to stay beautiful and then weird monster things happen.
>>669495005
Aliens are almost certainly real. Monsters are almost certainly not.
>>669495005
out
>>669495353
thanks anon, you're a hero
Depnding how they look, I mean one 10 could look very different from another 10, I'd say I'd be safe with 5 and below and anything over I'd judge independently. I'm just not a rape-liking person, so aint doing that. Don't care if it's rando space-slut, recreational, procreational, it's all good. I'd still try, even if it's compatible
>>669495353
>>669495381
thanks, anons
>>669495381
lol that's not a downside for me
>>669495381
just watched a trailer. man, they could've gone for a kickass sexploitation film with that one
>>669495005
Monster girls aren't for fucking
They're for loving tenderly
>>669495599
Then you should enjoy the movie. She seduces several people and is basically an insect-succubus.
>>669496050
>sexploitation
>with a giant wasp
Kinky.
>>669495396
How do you know?
>>669495500
>I'd be safe with 5 and below and anything over I'd judge independently
That seems pretty reasonable.
>>669496699
>yfw almost certainly
>yfw you can't read because no face
>>669495448
U mad?
>>669496822
wut?
>>669496822
u just mad cuz u can get no monster pussy, gotta go off world just to get laid
>>669458501
>>669459605
>>669460108
>>669481761
>>669482116
>>669482393
>>669482619
>>669482707
>>669483033
>>669483111
>>669483639
He's never going to finish his eroge, is he?
>>669498461
He's still working on it. Might have a demo ready sometime in the near future.
>>669498404
Monster girls aren't for getting laid! They're for cuddling!
>>669458501
I'd fuck a 10 especially if it's a giant female kaijuu
>>669498836
Same difference
>>669498461
i don't even know he did one.
i don't even know what it is
>>669499303
Very informative. But a Kaijuu is closer to an 8.
>>669499586
would-totally-go-and-get-my-dick-glowing/10
>>669499586
That's probably because i have a giantess fetish. So yeah i'd fuck a giant female alien. But i'd still fuck a 10 even if it's just a big mass of tentacles.
>>669499480
Teraurge, it looks like a point/click type of game where you explore a massive island and fuck monster girls. He's been working on it for years now, and I think he has some other guys helping him out too.
>>669500370
He has a guy or a few helping him with writing, but I think that's it.
>>669501414
My Dick is diamond
This thread has made me far more erect than I would ever care to admit
Now that I found you all, I have a legit question.
Do you find these things hot because you're deprived of normal sex(straight), or you get sex and look for alternative(more fun?) ways to jerk off?
Given the choice would you choose a 10/10 human girl OR a 10/10 alien hottie of your design?
Please answer I am curious.
>>669494444
>>669502607
Love this guy.
>>669502607
You know female yautja are taller and stronger than mâle yautja according to the lore
>>669458501
>Female
>con
>either
>depends
>yes
>If I can get it up with the weird insanity inducing dis-reality in front of me I'm game for 10/10
>>669472598
congrats for being a decent user
Well I just hope that our first contact with an intelligent alien race isn't them exterminating us or viceversa...
fuck my life for loving this thread
and im a /fit/ fag with a hot girlfriend and yet id trade any of these for her....
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005FLKJPU?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&fp=1
Read this book. You're welcome.
>>669469658
Man if Tali looked like this then I'd have romanced her in my second run. Too bad they were so lazy about it.
>>669503203
#2, on both fronts, but it's not really about new ways to whack it. It's to entertain the idea of something different. Familiarity breeds contempt, anon, and a little bit of escapist fantasy can't hurt.
>>669504336
There's a lot of cool fan-interpretations. They shouldn't have shown her face in the first place if they were going to be so fucking lazy.
>>669458501
What's it like to be in your 30's and still live in your parents basement with your pet iguana?
>>669503203
10/10 alien hottie. Easily.
Because they're more interesting and exciting than ordinary girls. They're exotic, basically.
Girls are nice and sexy when you're in the company of them. But whenever I sit back and just looks a pics, aliens and fantasy races always end up turning me on more.
With this in mind, I can't help but hink that if I met an attractive alien for real I'd be all fucking over them.
>>669458501
> Female only
> Consentual, but if we were at war anyway and I somehow captured one that fits my requirements fuck yes I'd rape it and keep it as a sex slave
> Either.
> Either, but it depends on how they breed - I don't want to take care of a clutch of 10 000 eggs
> Nope compatibility would be a necessity
> 1 or maybe a 2. It would have to have
A) Basic humanoid shape
B) Build similar to an attractive human female
C) A vagina or equivalent organ that won't rip my dick off
D) Similar size to a human (not the same, but not gigantic either)
E) Be physically appealing - no warty looking toad things, no slimy snail monsters etc. It would have to look "attractive", "sexy", or at very least "cool". So nothing ugly.
>>669506358
>blowjob of your life incoming
>"Eeemergeny induction port."
>>669482707
the guys face in this is nicely fit into the uncanny valley.
>>669507196
Pic related, around my limit (if they weren't as big or violent as in the movies, best I could find though)
>>669491009
>5 dozen
just say 60 faggot (and post more)
>>669500370
whats it called? who are you talking about. im lost.
kill me now
>>669465635
i used to have the biggest hard on for those aliens when i was younger lol
>>669511177
Meandraco, he's an artist who makes a lot of this stuff. He's working on a game called 'Teraurge', where you walk around a big island and fuck monster girls. But it's taking forever.
>>669512181
Apparently there's some kind of battle system and inventory.
I feel like I'd fuck a Prawn from District 9
>>669512500
And here's the map. This is all indev, obviously, but the amount of work put into it so far is still very impressive.
>>669458501
Female, male, hermaphrogenderless - if the dick says yes, then it's a go
Consensual preferred but rape is possible as punishment
See #1
Recreational but if they needed me to help them breed and I didn't have any responsibility then I don't mind having bastards
I don't care. If all I can do is dry hump them, as long as I cum. Hell, some of them might have awesome feeling skin
I'd probably a 6 but >>669495500 said it best. "A case by case basis"
why the fuck not
>>669458501
>male or female, I prefer male though.
>consensual
>nah, we're romance pals
>recreational, probably get a surrogate ayy lmao
>yeah, why not
>1, I'm a pussy
>>669513724
so you'd just wanna fuck the blue man group
>>669514346
Nah, not really. I'd be okay with a 2, but I don't wanna think how some interspecies baby would turn out.
>>669514438
>but I don't wanna think how some interspecies baby would turn out
>how some interspecies baby would turn out
>interspecies baby
>turn out
Spoiler: It wouldn't
>>669458501
I would fuck OP's pic. Looks like a vag or at least a lower mouth above the base of the tale. Also that tail looks prehensile so she could put it up my ass and play with my prostate while I fuck her vagmouth.
>>669515001
Surrogate ayy lmao it is.
>>669458501
Ok i need to see a 10 before to make a statement
>>669458501
It's impossible to achieve FTL capability. Nothing can move faster than light. You can, tho, travel using different method that do not involve moving, such as spacebending
>Female for sure
>Either
>Would go with gf if compatible enough, random slut
>recreational unless compatible and hot then would love to claim that fertile ground.
>Might try if there was something of equal warmth/tightness just to GET otherwise no
>I could go just about anywhere from 1-8 if she has feminine personality and physical traits. Some things are deal breakers though (no probing/implanting/mutilation/vore etc..)
Just for the record I would love to find a species of qt aliens where multiple females on one male was normal/customary
>>669516291
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>artistic works of fiction
>Only a fool
>fiction
>fool
Sperg.
>>669516291
> It's impossible to achieve FTL capability.
for all that we as human know, it could be, but simply have not measured anything faster than it, and thus took it as granted that the speed of light is the limit
>>669515895
>>669473009
Think "cube of flesh", "synthetic-organic hivemind", or "maw of tentacles" with a god complex and intentions beyond human understanding. Trying to relate with it on a philosophical level would destroy your mind.
Once you go blue, nothing else will do.
>>669460748
I'd hit it, but I'd have a hard time telling if he/she/other was trying to eat me or mate with me.