>I had a threesome once

But a couple of them did not showed up.....

Awkward as fuck... Nothing like the pornos. Spend half the time laughing at how weird the situation was

>>669455658
Sounds fun.

Does the orgy room at a gay bathhouse count?

If so, then yes, and they were all quite fun

how is possible to arrange one?
I've always wanted to be a third party for a couple

>>669456245
My gf is bisexual, and currently I'm trying to convince her to do a thresome with another girl.

>>669454543
Yes, me, my girl and a mate. Worked out OK but it was hair-raising at the time

i've had both mff and mmf

mmf was with my mate, double-teamed a girl he was kinda seeing. i was fucking her and rolling up on her back while he was getting sucked off. i'd fucked her a few times and her pussy was SO hot and wet and loose, it was insta-cum.

so i came instantly. kept half-heartedly thrusting, finished rolling the J. lay back and started smoking. she rolled over onto her stock and dropped down to suck me while he fucked her from behind. kept asking why I wasn't that hard.

>"oh, I'm just really stoned"

she was so hot and wet you could never have told I came in her. eventually I got hard again. big regret is we never DP'd her

MFF

Was with my then gf, I was about 17, she maybe 17-18 and this chick friend of hers who was super-hot, fit, big breasts, just one of these bubbly characters, but fairly innocent.

when she got drunk, she'd be crazy falling around, super-energetic, just dead funny, and pretty much end up poured into a taxi and taken home to pass out.

me and my gf basically poured her into *our* taxi and took her home. she was semi conscious so she didn't do much. we undressed her, took her to bed, and she watched my GF suck me, then 69 with me, then we fucked with her face underneath.

she started rubbing herself but was semi-comatose. i pushed my GF off and told her to lay on her front. I put my fingers into her ass and pussy and gave her the old shocker while i fucked her friend missionary.

friend got kinda into it but was clearly too drunk to be consenting. I got her to doggy style and my gf attempted to climb underneath and lick her while I fucked her but the chick kept collapsing.

I prone-boned her with gf lying beside her, kept swapping between them.

got GF to lie on top and fucked them pussy-to-pussy. started fucking GF's ass; tried to put it into sarah's ass but she was really not happy. kept swapping pussy and ass and came over both.

she had gone by the morning. quite fucking guilty to be honest, it was pretty exploitative.

>>669456850
two dudes? fail.

>>669456598
In that situation be prepared, because the chances are pretty good that the girls will play together, leaving you sidelined.

closest i came was being in bed with two naked chicks, played with their tits some then passed out.

While we were renting out our basement to a friend of mine, me and my wife would routinely invite him to join us in a threesome. The experience was really fun but don't expect it to be what you see in the pornos. Half the time you're constantly trying to find a good position to get it and the other half you're usually just watching.

>>669456850
>it was hair-raising at the time

what was hair hair-raising about it?

>>669457523
The size of the other guy

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>>669457195

A few mfm and mff they are great

>>669455658
i had a foursome once on saint patricks day a few years ago. me and a workmate got smashed on pints at the pub with two girls from work. one of them decided we should all get a cab back to her place, so we did. after a while of talking and more drinking the atmosphere got pretty sexual between my mate and one of the girls so they started kissing, which eventually turned into fucking on the couch next to me and the other girl. i was watching, she had pretty good tits. she turns around so shes riding him backwards and notices im just sitting there with a hardon next to the other girl who (initially) wasnt interested, so he asks her to suck my dick. i got it out, she started on it while also being fucked, which i guess turned on the other girl. we all ended up in the bedroom, clothes off, i ate the other girls pussy (the one my mate fucked could not stand being eaten out at ALL), i sucked on both their tits. shit was pretty cash anyway. im not a good looking dude so i was kinda riding on my work mates success for the whole thing but holy shit i aint complaining. anyone who thinks it would suck cause you see some shaft and balls of another bloke is fucking retarded. we did some stuff outside for some reason (not sure), ended in the girl my mate fucked crying about an hour later (we were all fucking smashed) then we eventually fell asleep

ANNNNYWAY. fast forward to the morning. shift starts at 8am, we are all hungover and covered in drying body fluids. its 7:45am. all 4 of us call in sick at the same time. i go back to work 2 days later. never saw my work mate and the reluctant girl at work again. crying girl stayed at work for a few months before she moved home. still have all of them on facebook.

yes i would do it again but more sober this time it was hard as hell to cum (impossible)

>>669454543
Yes. 3 different ones with my wife and her best friend. Each one involved more than the last, with the final one being a full on, everybody naked threesome. Was very good.

>>669457699
> and who, in the end, gives a fuck

drunken sex from 16-21 is what the world was built on

I'm almost 40 now. 20 years ago this shit was SO different.

i remember getting with this fucking amazing girl, I might have been 16 and I'd guess she was 18. we were at party at my mate's house and I ended up taking her to my car outside.

all the usual, then when it came to sex she asked for a condom. i ran inside, asked all my mates, who were all half-asleep, "nope nope nope"

ran back outside to the fucking FREEZING car, butt-nekkid, told her couldn't get one, she totally froze up, I "enouraged" her mouth onto my cock, and when I came in her mouth, she spat it onto my thigh.

so I picked up the whole sticky mess and rubbed it into her hair.

next weekend we were sitting together at a table in the pub with a bundle of other friends. laughing, joking, all cool. never hooked up, never talked about it again.

20 years ago, chicks would do shit like this and not claim rape the next day. they want fun just like we do.

>i don't envy you kids now......

>>669458192
next morning I woke up and one of my mates blearily asked:

"how did you get on with J?"

>well alright pal, but ah couldnae fuck her, couldn't get a condom

"you should have asked me mate, I had fucking hundreds!"

MFW i asked him point blank the night before. thats also what life is built on, screwing your mates out of every opportunity cos its funnier than the alternative!

Just once in high school. My GF said she would do it but would not respect me afterwards. Sounded fine to me so she arranged it with a friend of hers. The blow job was the best part, otherwise it was a lot of watching them make out and fucking one while the she ate out the other. It was fun and would do it again if I could but am married now and the wife isn't into it.

>>669458422
>>669458192
you sound like a shitty person with shittier mates.

I've had two ffms (with 4 different girls).

First time, I had a girl crashing at my place for a couple of nights. First night my gf wasn't there, and I could tell the girl was into me, but I said I didn't want to cheat. My gy came over and met her the next day, said she was cute. We hung out all day, playing music and drinking. In the evening we were all lying on my bed watching videos, with me in the middle and my arms around them. I whispered to my gf about doing something, but she just giggled and said she was too nervous. A few minutes later, I turned to my gf and made out with her for a few seconds. Then I turned to the other girl and did the same thing. Then I kind of leant back and pressed their backs together, and they started making out. That's when I knew it was on. We got naked, fooled around. My favourite bit was when they shared my dick like an ice cream. The next day my gf had to go to work, so me and the new girl spent the day in bed. That was one of my favourite weekends.

Any interest in the sequel?

I once let a black guy sleep with my girlfriend before.

Had a 3 some with two of my chick friends...
Both pretty cute...

Chick 1 instigated the whole thing, told me and chick 2 to lay there, and started pulling off our clothes, one sat on my face and the other rode me, and they switched...

Was just drunk enough to where I actually lasted longer than I ever had before...

Was like a hour and 15 minutes of jumping into different positions,

One chick I had fucked alot before, the other i hadnt, the 2nd girl all winded said "you guys have some fucking stamina!" And me and chick 1 hi-fived...

Ended up dating chick 1 for almost 2 years before the bitch left me...
And still talk to chick 2, but lives far away would be down to date...

9/10 would do again...

>>669458723
>Any interest in the sequel?
Na, prefer non-fiction, fam

>>669458723
why didnt u fuck new girl the next day

>>669458621
Kek! Traded respect for a 3way. Not a bad trade anon!

>>669458723
calling bs

>>669458638
come to fucking scotland pal, different rules apply

>>669458949
I did, that's what "spent the day in bed with" means.

>>669458875
I love it when people refuse to believe it, it makes me feel good about myself for making it happen

>>669458638
>you sound like a confused white-knight virgin

>>669459078
why the fuck would anyone go to scotland

>>669456850
You share your gf with a dude? cuck faggot

>>669454543
Yeah, have had a few. All have been mmf though. Super fun 10/10 would recommend. Best part though is all the extra hot sex i have with my girlfriend before and after talking about it.

>>669459078
agreed
>shit = normal
>deep-fried Mars bar = food
>economy = fucked (you can keep your $30 oil)

This girl that liked me and her friend. It was when about ten years ago when we were all between the ages of 19 - 20. We were all hanging out in my room watching movies (wasn't uncommon for a bunch of us to pile into my bed and hang out). The girl who liked me started fondling both of us under the covers. The two girls started making out, then they took turns making out with me. The girl's friend started going down on me while the girl who liked me rode my face. I took turns fucking them doggy style while they ate each other out. The girl's friend rode me while the girl rode my face and they made out. I couldn't take it anymore and I came inside the girl riding me. The whole thing only lasted about 20 minutes but it was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I often fantasize about it.

>>669459124
>I love it when people refuse to believe it, it makes me feel good about lying on the internet when it didn't happen
FTFY

>>669454543

Had a threesome once with two girls, bof them were bi so it was a lot of fun.

I knew one of them, we had sex a few times before, the other one I met for an hour before fucking her. It was absolutely amazing, but only do it if the girls know each other.

MFF with my buddy and his gf in college. happened a coupla times when we were wasted. balls touched, didnt care. stretched that bitch out hardcore

My wife and roommate had been fooling around sexually for a few months, just some blowjob, titjob, handjob, finger fucking stuff, she'd blow him while I fucked her, she'd jerk us off on the couch, pretty low grade stuff.

This started with me goading her on one night before he came home and she said, "All right, I'll ask him" and when she did, she said "Have you ever had an amazing blowjob?" and he said "No," to which she replied, "Would you want one?" That's how that all kicked off.

But she was nervous about fucking him. His cock's shorter than mine, but about twice the girth, and she'd be the thickest she's ever taken. Well, one night we were all in the bed, fooling around with her, and her face is up at mine and we're making out and kissing a little while she gives me a hand job and he's just drilling her pussy with her hand. I looked over after a minute, though and saw him shift about, and I quickly looked back at my wife's face.

She had no idea it was coming, and when he pushed his cock into her and stretched her out, her face was fucking priceless, I'll never forget it. It was incredibly hot: her eyes widened and her mouth just dropped open and she had this look of "I can't believe this is happening!" and he just started fucking her.
I asked her, "Did he put his cock in your tight little pussy?" and she bit her bottom lip and nodded, head bobbing back and forth as he thrust into her. A few minutes later and he gasped and shot his load into her--he's a shooter, too. It's come out of her nose once before when he shot in her throat, so I can only imagine the feeling that she had feeling it thump against her womb.

Shit was pretty cash, and I fucking love our threesomes.

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>>669459326

>>669459425
Why are you even in this thread when you apparently believe threesomes are impossible?

>>669459326
>I often fantasize about it.
Like I am right now

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>>669459311

Mmf is so fuckin beta and gay

>>669459666

nice trips. But really don't care; it's pretty fucking pathetic to say mmf is 'beta'. Like, I enjoy them, could give a fuck what a bunch of virgins obsessed with being alpha think.

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Mmf is for fags only

Mff is the only alpha and straight thing to do

>>669459591
I believe they happen
>Not just the works of fiction ITT

This thread is just vanilla virgins egging each other on. I'm here because I find it funny

>>669459666

Satan is right.

>>669459886
nope. its lesbian thing to do

Had once, with my gf's bf. We were drunk at a party, then they had this idea. Best shit ever

>>669454543

I hade one. I fapped with both of my hands at once.

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>>669460155
MFF, btw

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>>669459323

Had a mmf, with my wife and friend. Turned out he was sucking me off. As I ate out my wife. It got very hot when he started butt fucking me. Wife got upset

>>669460229
a motorbike and a castle? are you serious

Had MFF and MMF some years ago, MFF was with two sluts at a party, was fun.
MMF was with ex-GF and a friend, drunk and high, totally worth it, would do again but current GF doesn't want

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>>669460659

You're officially a faggot you fuckin cuck.

Your jew lords must be proud of your achievement.

I've had many threesomes but no foursomes or moresomes.

Best was probably with then gf and another chick we met online (gf was bi). Watching the woman you love go down on another chick is fucking hot. To be honest, some fantasies are better left as fantasies.

>>669460910
yes whats the fuckin problem?

>>669460229
the best part about this is you can tell that the person who took it is a faggot. the castle is way more interesting yet he NEEDS to say "HEY EVERYONE I SPENT ALOT OF MONEY ON MY BIKE", which is why it takes up 75% of the photo

>>669454543

>first time was 7 years old, more of a preteen orgy than a 5 some.
>spent the night in a sleeping bag with a 13 year old girl who wanted to lose her virginity and I just wanted attention being a fucked up kid
>barely got my semi limp tiny boy dick in her and flopped around, had no idea what I was doing. Figure it still counted, never came and her pubic hair felt like hard bristles.

>The second time was when I was just out of bootcamp and my best friends little brother got me drunk and asked me to plow his wife while he watched. He tried getting in on the action but freaked out when my hands grabbed his ass (it was dark and I was looking for pussy). Fresh out of boot I plowed her for HOOOOOURS and hours, hard. I had a condom on and it ripped to fucking shreds, nothing but a rubber ring around my dick when it was all over. Never told him that I busted my nut in her multiple times and she was trying hard not to scream her head off to not piss off her husband. Her husband got bored after a few hours and wandered off to play video games while I kept fucking her and she started screaming into a pillow between telling how much she appreciated it and how much she needed this. I dont think I ever fucked a woman for that man hours before or since that time.

>Third time I finger banged a fat chick on a floor as I fucked another girl and took her viriginity, was 21, learned later the two chicks were 13 and 15. I hid out scared shitless for weeks afterward. Still felt good at the time but I was too drunk to bust a nut. Not sure that one counts since I never stuck my dick in the other chick, just everything else.

>Fourth time I was 28 and me and this lesbian chick were fucking this 18 year old in my apartment for three weeks, broke my fucking bed before it was all over. Totally worth it. Got so sexed up and full of myself that I did the stupidest thing and kicked them both out for not paying rent. Really stupid. tldr

My wife wants to have a threesome with another grill (her hot friend) but im too worried to do it, dont want the drama and emotional stuff that might come.

My gf is trying to set one up with her preggo friend ever since she learned about my fetish for preggo

>>669460659
Haha I lold. I so hope this is true. Detail your wife's reaction, both right then and later on.

>>669456245
For mmf
>hook up with grill in Club
>say you are there with your friend
>order yourself a cab & take the girl to your home
>your friend comes with you because he is also "tired"
> as you arrive, start to fuck the girl
> your homie comes in naked without talking and starts to fuck her too

just got together with my gf, but i've been friends with her for a long time. she knows some stories about me, for example that i fucked a chick with a buddy of mine. se often brings up 3-ways now anda always does it in a bit of a joking way but it's absolutely obvious that she wants to do that.

i have no problem fucking some random chick with my buddy but sharing the girl i'm supposed to love completely negates the purpose. i could share her with a friend, or 20 of the, but at that point she would jus be another fuckbuddy to me and nothing more.
and the fact that she wants it might already seal the deal. idk, it's a bit fucked and i don't know what to think.

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>be me
>18
>senior in HS
>best friend is lesbian
>obviously had feelings for lesbian but never could break through her thick gay layer
>always told me she liked me more than her other guy friends
>stayed at my house over night almost all the time
>new years 2012
>she asks my mom if I can stay at her place
>my mom agrees and is excited about it
>totally wasn't expecting that
>get in her car with her lesbian lover and they both turn to me in back seat
>tonight, we do ecstacy
>iamscaredshitless.zip
>balls up and take the pills
>they take theirs
>we drive around 760 for a little while til it kicks in
>get to my friends house
>her gf takes a shower
>ShowerWhileRollingIsFuckingAwesome.gif
>my lesbian best friend jumps on me and start making out with me
>fuckin finally
>feelsgoodman
>her gf walks in on us
>we stop and try to explain
>her gf starts kissing me
>GAMEON.JPEG
>Fuck them both for hours

It was the best night I've ever had. Never did E again after that. How the fuck could I top that expierence?

Pic related. It's how I felt fucking 2 gay chicks lol

>>669461262
That's... Pathetic. Seriously. This will remain in the back of her mind for always. It will eventually lead to her divorcing you for someone who isn't such an uptight beta cunt, mark my words.

Its not too late though. Do that shit and be a man in her eyes. Don't do it, forever be a boring annoyance.

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Black dude here,

All u white people are faggot, youd never find a black cuck like you fags.

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3, one mff and two mmf.

One mmf was the most recent - throughout my twenties I thought better off *not* experiencing things and made out with a few guys. Fast forward till last fall when I was drinking with a couple I know. For some inexplicable reason they wanted me to sleep over - in their bed - and I opted in. Cue them starting fucking and since the invitation was obvious I thought why not. I didn't fuck anyone, nor got fucked, just helped out, creating a better atmosphere. It was really cute seeing them being so close.

Other mmf was in my teens when I friend and I regularly got together with this very easy girl we knew. Hot, fun, teenage shit.

The mff was when I was around 16-17 and had two girl friends who were always up to no good. They had the genius idea of tag teaming my cock once in a while, which I really didn't object to. Biggest and only regret was getting smashed on shrooms at graduation, so I couldn't perform.

>>669457195
>it was pretty exploitative.
You could literally have gone to prison for that, depending on where you live you still could.

>>669454543
I've done it once, doubt I'd bother again given the aftermath. Will greentext as is customary.

> be me, 19
> gf, 18, first proper gf
> gf's best friend, 18
> gf has confessed that she finds women attractive
> her friend is pretty good looking but not as pretty as my girl
> we hang out all the time, get drunk all the time, her mate is pretty much always there
> one night they start kissing at the bar
> torn between "the fuck you doing, we're an item" and "fuck me I want to get in the middle of that"
> decide to get in the middle of that
> get a few more drinks in them and taxi back to mine
> they get all conservative, acting like nothing is up... nope
> straight up tell my gf to get in the bedroom
> start talking to her friend, ask her if she wants in
> she says she wants to watch
> betterthannothing.jpg
> lead her in, tell my girlfriend its obvious she wants to see what its like with her mate
> no denial = score
> get down to business with a blowjob
> her friend comes over and joins in
> that was the best part
> try various positions, end up with them just next to eachother taking tuns hopping on each one
> finish off on gf tits
> they go shower
> next day I wake up to her friend in bed with me, gf no where to be found
> turns out her mate had a thing for me for ages, I never knew
> gf thinks I want her mate more than her
> turns out her mate kissed her on purpose to try and get me jealous
> gf thinks it worked and so I must like her mate more than her...
> two weeks of female level annoyance
> sort it out but we break up anyway down the line
> I still see her mate sometimes

So that's the one time I managed to bed two women at once. Certainly interesting but my experience was better conceptually I think. You've only got one dick, it's not like you can plug two holes with it. I was literally clambering all around trying to give them both a decent time, awkward as fuck.

Yeah.

I'm 24 and hooking up with this 19 year old from LMU. She wanted to have one. She found a friend (girl) and they came over and spent the night.

Shit was awesome, I took a Viagra. But it's fucking exhausting after.

If you are in a relationship with your gf and you do one, I could see it really ruining a relationship.

>>669461386
That's rape dude

And not the bs one where you hookup while you where drunk and regretted it

That's plain up rape and will make your ass be pounded in prison

Yeh, it was great.

Ended up having multi repeats all that summer.

Wish my wife would play ball

>>669458638
Agreed

>>669461620
Learn to English your monkey

I'm this guy:>>669461946


This dude >>669461790 is right.. Shit isn't like a porno. Luckily they brought some dildos.

It's a lot of oral and masturbation.

>>669461982
Maybe in murica

>>669462123

Aint got no time for englishing coz im fuckin ur mom with ur white dad watchin me

>>669462216
That's rape anywhere that isn't some Asian shithole

Even here in Brazil that's rape

>>669454543
Almost
>Gf and chick that I was in love with
>been talking about maybe having a threesome because the chick was curious about sex but didn't want a bf
>in the back of my pickup
>making out with GF
>start rubbing chick slowly work way up to her tits, she stats moaning
>gf looks at me like wtf
>kiss her and say just let this happen babe you know I love you both
>start chick fingering through her panties, shes really turned on. suggests we go back to my place so we can all fuck
>get there gf acting funny
>chick goes to the bathroom to freshen up real quick
>start to try and kiss gf and feel her up she pushes me away and has a wird look on her face
>chick comes back in
>notices gf asks her whats wrong
>they go out and talk
>they come back in and say its off
>go outside and chain smoke a half a pack
>break up with gf about a month later

>>669462266
My dad is black and my mom is mixed

While I'm mixed light skin

>>669461078
Those aren't limited to Scotland, and Scotland is one of the worst places that I can think of that has both. Fuck that dreary "Everyone thinks and acts like it's the 1800's" place.

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I wish I could do a MMF again, but don't know how to convince GF to try, she's too prude...
Any tips ?

>be me
>bro coming to town
>he be like "got this honey that wants 2 dick
>fuckyeah.lpeg
>show up
>5/10 shifty retard lookin slut
>a hole is a hole
>start banging that mouth
>all good start banging puss
>dark and sweaty
>something smells like shit
>turn on light
>literally shit everywhere
>shit on the bed
>shit all over me
>shit on the floor
>even a dinosaur wouldn't walk on that shiz
The only threesom I've had to this day

>ready for redemption

>>669462617
Cuck

Kill yourself

>>669462415
>>break up with gf about a month later

good call

>>669462856
Yeah she killed my dream

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Lost my virginity in a threesome. Sounds great right? Just read the green text anon...

>be me back in highschool
>drunk at party
>start hooking up with girl I hooked up with before
>stop go chill and drink in other room for a bit
>get back to her and walk into her hooking up with a sorta friend
>try to clockblock cause wtf bro you saw me earlier...
>say fuck it internally go to other room
>she comes starts hooking up with me again, says wanna have a threesome with said sorta friend
>Sure??????
>I fuck her first cause wanna feel alpha
>vodkacock.webm
>oh shit nevermind you go ahead and fuck her first anon cause my cock isn't working right now
>get some head, this is working
>move over to sit on couch trying to get fully hard by myself like a cuckfag
>ok now I'm partially hard
>fuck her solo go like a min or 2 then call quits cause I'm not feeling this vibe and my dick is pretty numb

And that's how I lost my virginity shit was lame af

>>669462788
Nope, I don't want to watch my GF having sex with a guy, that's fucking weird... Just want to have fun, I had somme MFF too, but it's less fun, but how could you know, you're probably a kissless virgin fag

>>669454543
This is something I have actually done
I have a girlfriend that I've been with for three years she's a 8/10 QT and she had a friend stay with us in the same bed for a few days I'd say 7/10 but amazing ass anyway
>I decided I'd get drunk and watch movies while they were out.
>I'm pretty tipsy and they get home and start downing my whiskey.
>Her friend and her start watching movies and my drunk girlfriend comes out and asks me if I remember when I asked if we would ever have a threesome.
>I said yes of course and she said lets do it now, but she wasn't sure how to get it started.
>I told her to go in the room and start fucking around with her friend. She does.
>I come in a few moments later as they're stripping each other naked and making out
>I help them get naked and started fingering the both of them at the same time DickIsDiamonds.jpg

continue?

>>669463070
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>669463070
You're a cuck

You want another guy to fuck your women

You are a cuck bro

>>669463123
kek

>>669458723
>shared my dick like ice cream
Never had a 3some, prolly never will at this point - I am late 30s and married. BUt I want this so fucking bad.

I convinced my girlfriend both drunk at the time to ask another girl (who I had a thing for and Im pretty sure who had a thing for too) for a threesome but got shot down.

>>669461179
its only a boxer.

the reason I posted it is back in the old days I was so into motorbikes. somebody mentioned in a magazine article that driving around in a car is like watching TV, but on a bike, you're in the scenery.

so yeah, I think scotland has that to offer.

>>669463214
You know nothing about sex dude, that's sad for you, not for me

>>669463657
Nah I'm not the cuck

If anything is sad for you kids who will have a father who is a cuck

>>669459532
>MMF

Ex fiance was bi, so we decided to do a threesome. Afterwards she kept getting jealous and we eventually broke it off. It's nice if it's not involving someone you are in a relationship I'm sure, but if your gf is involved, it will screw things up

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>>669463049
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Whiskydick is real, young men should fear whiskydick. You can be shitfaced, or you can get laid. You often times can not be both. Alcohol has fucked up my getting laid more times than all my friends combined. And I would have twice as many threesome stories as I have above (4) if it were not for my friends (one more than most) fucking it up for me. But fucking alcohol, it has often times turned what would have been an epic night, into a sad tale of woe.

>>669464099
Cuck

>>669461658
>no, you're wrong

and I guess that means you are about 20-25

20-30 years ago, this shit was TOTALLY OK

we all went out and got fucked up. I was the true ecstasy generation, running nights around northern england, hanging out at the hacienda, and there were always wide-eyed, 17-19-year old girls in short skirts, long boots and tiny tops, busted out their faces on E, ready to kiss and fuck you.

they didn't regret it in the morning. they didn't cry rape. they didn't feel exploited.

you got fucked up, you had some fun.

this girl was out of her face on alcohol that night and yeah, it might not have happened if she wasn't but the point you miss is she was a MATE - a mate of mine and my gf's, both before and after.

she didn't turn round and cry exploitation. both she, and us, found it sexy because it was exploitative. she wouldn't have done it without alcohol. she enjoyed being drunk and "taken advantage of".

its almost role-play, because its conducted by sentient, intelligent adults who understand what happens when they affect their faculties through use of drugs - whether it be alcohol, coke, marijuana, etc.

in the old days we revelled in letting go of our sensibilities, and laughed about it the next day. i fucked one of my major DJ's little sisters and spent the next day with him and her, out for lunch, few pints, back home, listened to some music.

that day, she didn't want to fuck. she didn't want a relationship. he didn't care. we'd been out the previous night, got fucked up and had some fucking fun.

>you people used to know how to dance. god knows how you fucking forgot.

>>669463120

>asking if you should continue

>>669462451
Nobody cares nigger

Had threesome once with best friend at the time. We had been fuckin the same girl anyways so we just told her we wanted to have a threesome. Took some time to talk her into it, but eventually she said yes. She is a weird and pretty awkward person and she wasn't vocal at all so neither were we. I had issue getting it up at first with a naked dude there, but eventually got it up and me and my friend had a good time. I came on her face because I knew she hated that, left while she was cleaning up and never talked to her again. 9/10 would do again.